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[–]3nd3xx 18 points19 points ago

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It is now

[–]Easlay 0 points1 point ago

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Agree

[–]redgator 12 points13 points ago

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These kind of questions are why Philosoraptor will be remembered long after Socrates has been forgotten.

[–]veilz 1 point2 points ago

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The champion of equality, Philosoraptor hits all the bases of every topic in the world.

He does not discriminate, but eliminates. One by one.

[–]always_useful 3 points4 points ago

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I enjoyed reading this.

[–]r2factory 2 points3 points ago

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It's even more fun to say out loud, which I have now done a number of times. Too many times.

[–]krangles 2 points3 points ago

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Yes.........yes it is.

[–]mugwumps 2 points3 points ago

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...is that a Beaches reference?

[–]davidnation1992 0 points1 point ago

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Bette Midler...you gotta love her

[–]Grizzly_Bears 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this word for word on Facebook about a week ago. It makes me wonder...is this a repost or did it come from Facebook?

[–]livers[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Really? I could swear I thought of this today....

[–]83kk4h 2 points3 points ago

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either way it's hilarious

[–]live_wire_ 0 points1 point ago

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Who on earth refers to breasts as boulders?!

[–]Arcminute 0 points1 point ago

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If a bra is an upper-decker flopper stopper.
And a jockstrap is a lower-decker knacker jacker.
And a guilt-edge toilet roll is a super-duper pooper scooper.
Then what is a punch-drunk Japanese whose father has dysentery?

A slap-happy jappy with a crap-happy pappy.

[–]flashdim 0 points1 point ago

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"Around the back rock sack."

[–]Gibbyjr 0 points1 point ago

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Just like underwear is an under the butt nut hut.

[–]madrespect 1 point2 points ago

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this is terrible

[–]Mazzasaurus_Rex 3 points4 points ago

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Terrible enough to warrant a lol though.

[–]Gfresh404 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even know what that said, but I still lol-ed.

[–]popomcpumpkins 0 points1 point ago

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I want to upvote this multiple times! I laughed so hard! Upvotes, upvotes for everyone!

[–]cheezewizz2000 0 points1 point ago

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I regret that I have but one upvote to give this...

[–]waterdevil19 -1 points0 points ago

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This is now hot this meme is used.