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[–]SpaceMagician 23 points24 points ago

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The dick groove is too big for a flaccid penis. (Somebody please agree with me.)

[–]Ceramic_Quasar -1 points0 points ago

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um, it really depends...

[–]a-mused 3 points4 points ago

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Brilliant. Definitely brilliant.

[–]muellkonto[S] 5 points6 points ago

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May I point out, additionally, that the link reads, "Scottish Bar Stool for When Wearing a Kilt". Wouldn't that mean that it would be your bare testicles on that thing? To only think about those bar stools during a hot summer...

[–]BFSkinner 2 points3 points ago

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A hot summer in Scotland?

[–]nigganigga 2 points3 points ago

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that said, what scotsman decided he needed less underclothing/warmth for his balls?

[–]BajczTheDamned 3 points4 points ago

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Who's balls even sit separately like that? Maybe mine are just more egalitarian than most people's...

[–]Squirrel_Nuts 6 points7 points ago

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You're now tagged as "Egalitarian Balls"

[–]eatthisbagofdicks 2 points3 points ago

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I like that the ball sack groove is uneven, as if it were crafted for a specific person. How would you go about making the mould whilst keeping the Christmas present a surprise?

[–]arnichol 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT IF I HAVE A VAGINA!?

[–]invisiblerain 1 point2 points ago

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Both

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 1 point2 points ago

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I just want to know if it's comfortable

[–]Monster_Loch_Ness 1 point2 points ago

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This happens to every chair i sit in

[–]BFSkinner 1 point2 points ago

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What about stools for the right-hanging gentlemen?

[–]beatsdropheavy 1 point2 points ago

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my girlfriend next to me: "is that a chair with a heart?"

[–]BustingurBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a face.

[–]librarianzrock 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like IKEA....so...both I guess.

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously a good idea.

[–]jarvispeen 0 points1 point ago

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It's disturbingly brilliant.

[–]Stumbling_Sober 0 points1 point ago

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Xpost this to /r/woodworking!

[–]Ceramic_Quasar 0 points1 point ago

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definitely brilliant

[–]happycj 0 points1 point ago

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I used to work for Utilikilts, and when this image came out about 7 years ago, we TRIED LIKE HELL to find this stool and buy it for our shop! (There was a lot of funny shit like this in our shop, but most of them were more subtle.)

IIRC, I found it was created by a Dutch artist and had been purchased by a private individual who was not interested in selling it.

[–]RecorderOfMemories 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant if bought for yourself. Possibly disturbing if bought second-hand.

[–]ohmyworditsbird 0 points1 point ago

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what if your balls don't fit?

[–]MrIAnderson -1 points0 points ago

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yay a repost from fail blog

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts -3 points-2 points ago

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You spelled "repost" wrong.