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[–]dtomksoki 229 points230 points ago

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This seems like it would fit better on r/funny.

[–]dg10050 283 points284 points ago

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[–]Wondering_Wandering 35 points36 points ago

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I've noticed an influx of these chan-esque stories recently.

On the one hand, i can appreciate the oddly well-written wtfness of them but on the other, i don't see why they're put where they are. Even on 4chan there's better context and they're more random. On reddit you can tell in the first couple sentences there's going to be a horrid twist halfway through. You might be expecting one now but you've probably already skipped to the bottom, middle and looked for keywords like smegma, skull, and such with none to be found.

[–]Teekoo 5 points6 points ago

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It all started with bozarking.

[–]NorCalSamurai 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, but I saw the bigger influx after the "farting on kids" story was nominated for comment of the year.

[–]emotionlotion 1 point2 points ago

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But at least that story wasn't a wall of text unrelated to anything else in the thread.

[–]Bromleyisms 3 points4 points ago

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wtf is bozarking?

[–]Teekoo 2 points3 points ago

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Teehee!

[–]Bromleyisms 2 points3 points ago

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Oh wait, I just googled it, and it's that incest redditor! Wtf dude I can't believe I never got that.

[–]emotionlotion 3 points4 points ago

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It's nothing really. Just something silly and nonsexual.

[–]Bromleyisms 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it was a verb, like "How to bozark", I had no idea it was referring to that guy.

His mom totally knew

[–]emotionlotion 2 points3 points ago

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If you're interested, this guy preserved many of Bozarking's comments (for posterity's sake of course) after he deleted his account. There's also a Bozarking subreddit created in his honor, where people speculate as to which redditor might actually be Bozarking's new identity.

[–]Ivebeenfurthereven 1 point2 points ago

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Have you come across mroglolblo yet? I have him tagged in RES as "The New Bazorking" and trust me, it's not without justification...

[–]feistyfish 1 point2 points ago

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for some reason i always read bozarking as two words like Bozar King but the guy couldnt use a space.

[–]drtycho 6 points7 points ago

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The Aristocrats.

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[–]Conquerer 8 points9 points ago

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[–]KaiserTom 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Dave_ 4 points5 points ago

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[–]MysticKirby 0 points1 point ago

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ugh, not these again. they were surprising the first time, now they're just stupid. :/

[–]Minor_Chord 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, I was thinking r/silly. Unfortunately, the only post there is about combing a beard.

[–]TheMightyWomble 6 points7 points ago

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That is a very silly thing to do.

[–]brakedust 1 point2 points ago

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r/Intertainment ...make it so...

[–]davidnhc7 -1 points0 points ago

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I think it perfectly describes a WTF moment

[–]stormageddon007 -1 points0 points ago

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my sentiments exactly

[–]bibimbots 17 points18 points ago

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How did that house hippo get out

[–]wheelinthesky 5 points6 points ago

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Ah, a fellow canuck. I was looking for this one.

[–]gamergrl1018 2 points3 points ago

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Wow best PSA EVER... Though about halfway through I thought it was just talking about my boyfriend. Heeyyoooo

[–]centipedeseverywhere 2 points3 points ago

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I am so happy right now.

EDIT: WTF.

[–]memobookchick 54 points55 points ago

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I will tell this tale to my children at night.

[–]MaxinePayne[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I think every child should be told this tale at night. It would probably cut down on the bullying in school if every kid thinks there's a chance that tiny hippo will stab their tiny ass.

[–]IIdsandsII 23 points24 points ago

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|tiny bitch ass

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 9 points10 points ago

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btw to get the blue quote line, use a >

I'm not sure why they don't use | either

[–]NineteenthJester 3 points4 points ago

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Because quotes in emails start with >.

[–]arup02 11 points12 points ago

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[–]SeaofDarkness 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Synaptique 7 points8 points ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite? I think he did.

[–]huxtiblejones 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Did_it_hurt -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]centipedeseverywhere 1 point2 points ago

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How do I use this Reddit Enhancement Suite?

[–]unohoo09 0 points1 point ago

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DID YOU SAY REDDIT ENHAN

eh someone finish it for me.

[–]Lost_in_the_woods 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

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Ya I was on my phone. Also, I never knew that.

[–]HazierPhonics 1 point2 points ago

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By the way, to exit a quote, either use two newlines or Shift+Enter.

[–]PedanticDouchebag 8 points9 points ago

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Hopefully you'll also teach your children to link to the comic artist's webpage.

[–]grayshine 10 points11 points ago

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[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 6 points7 points ago

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That raven isn't tiny.

[–]JohnnyWaffle 28 points29 points ago

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Repost turnaround: 2 days.

[–]OmegaArcadia 21 points22 points ago

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Not even 20 hours.

[–]magister0 5 points6 points ago

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It's not a repost if it's in a different subreddit. Not everyone is subscribed to each one.

[–]hackysack 0 points1 point ago

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/r/wtf and /r/funny are default subreddits. Crossposting is more acceptable if the content is transferred from a smaller community to a large one, or vice versa.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/phb2i/aint_no_one/

[–]MaxinePayne[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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They might be default but I'm not subbed to r/funny

I found the sudden homicide quite r/wtf though that is why I posted it in r/wtf I didn't even know it had been posted to r/funny.

[–]TornadoPuppies 2 points3 points ago

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Was 3 days ago.

Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. Ain't no one. submitted 3 days ago by SpitefulMoose to /r/funny

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/dF00m.jpg

[–]Jumin 0 points1 point ago

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top comment from dg10050 says otherwise www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/phb2i/aint_no_one/

[–]BoatLiker1488 16 points17 points ago

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Damn. This is mega fcked up and made me go "What the f*k?!" Good post, cheers mate. Im 8

[–]ecmmyers 8 points9 points ago

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I'm 6 and what is this.

[–]saywee123 8 points9 points ago

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I'm unborn and what the hell is this computer doing in here...

[–]AnarchPatriarch 2 points3 points ago

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I am not, and what is?

[–]Flanq 42 points43 points ago

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This is not /r/wtf worthy, seriously fucking hell, it's a comic that isn't very funny, there's nothing WTF about it.

No one will read this and say "What the fuck?" other than in the sentence "What the fuck is this doing in /r/wtf?"

Seriously, this sub-reddit needs new moderators because this is taking the piss now.

[–]Martian_Cthulhu 9 points10 points ago

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How the fuck does a hippo climb a tree? There's your WTF moment.

[–]rubrixan 3 points4 points ago

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We need another roots revival. Just to remind everyone that they need to think twice before posting/viewing the content here.

[–]shyshyboy -2 points-1 points ago

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uh how the fuck does a hippo hold a knife, when he doesn't have fingers. There you go.

[–]AnarchPatriarch 1 point2 points ago

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More importantly, how does he type with those boxing gloves on?

[–]SeRiOuS_DuKe 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the hippo was smiling the whole time...

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 2 points3 points ago

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Tiny Hippo ain't nothin to fuck wit

[–]TornadoPuppies 2 points3 points ago

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Take out all the tiny bits and you end with a less amusing story. Tiny stuff is FUNNIER.

[–]NorCalSamurai 2 points3 points ago

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No source?

Poorly Drawn Lines

There ya go.

[–]TheMadMule 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously? This was on the front page yesterday.

[–]I_B_Trolling 6 points7 points ago

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Tiny hippo! So BRAVE!, he uses a zippo to shave. ouch!

[–]WhatYouReallyThink 4 points5 points ago

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LOL IRONIC SWEARING

[–]dropcode 5 points6 points ago

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Tiny hippos kill 432645 ravens annually.

[–]unohoo09 2 points3 points ago

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I just made up 12579 random numbers in 157612 seconds.

[–]dropcode 2 points3 points ago

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You should try optimizing that.

[–]buildingbridges 1 point2 points ago

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I did not see that coming, neither did the bird I suspect.

[–]kjoeleskapet 1 point2 points ago

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My best friend in college and I would get stoned and talk about how we wanted to invent a machine that would make hippos tiny so we could keep them as pets.

This cartoon far exceeded my expectations.

[–]carl_lazlo 1 point2 points ago

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That should be a children's book. Teaches a valuable lesson.

[–]mcorrie1121 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure Rat has already made this into one.

[–]Martian_Cthulhu 1 point2 points ago

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I love you.

-Pig

[–]Longjohn_Server 1 point2 points ago

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Priceless.

[–]tacojohn48 1 point2 points ago

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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

[–]MMButt 1 point2 points ago

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Say MAP!

[–]ShyGuyHQ 1 point2 points ago

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Ain't no opotamus like a hippopotamus, as they say.

[–]magister0 1 point2 points ago

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LOLOLOLOL SO SILLY

[–]my_mind_is_Free 1 point2 points ago

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For my lol's.

[–]narcolepticpilot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PerfectFifth 1 point2 points ago

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Tiny hippo is a close friend of Honey Bagger.

[–]nigglebottomz 1 point2 points ago

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reading this to my children

[–]Scotchya_12 1 point2 points ago

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This was the best thing I read all day.

[–]SamIam105 1 point2 points ago

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I was having a pretty shitty day until I saw this.

[–]dafones 1 point2 points ago

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Noted.

[–]Undead_outlaw 1 point2 points ago

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I love happy endings :)

[–]have_heart 1 point2 points ago

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ezzzactly!! Like ze hippo.

[–]bugzrrad 1 point2 points ago

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so random nonsense is the new funny? gotchya.

[–]Mute2120 1 point2 points ago

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Punchline. Title.

[–]SeisGurl9 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to look like such a weirdo to someone the day I say "Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo" during that one relevant moment.

[–]Power_Slave 1 point2 points ago

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My immediate thought of the last panel "Some men just want to watch the world burn"

[–]greasedonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad it ends well.

[–]snailwater 1 point2 points ago

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this is such a cute comic, i love it. It deserves all the karma!

[–]besjbo 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like such a hipster, as I had discovered both this comic and That Mitchell and Webb Look before they made the front page. For twice, Reddit had nothing to do with my finding of something funny on the Internet.

But also, this is not WTF, and it'd be nice if you had linked to the source.

[–]nonapp 1 point2 points ago

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Way funnier if you read it in Cartman's voice. Can someone make the audio for that?

[–]ViaRoarUgh 1 point2 points ago

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More Tiny Hippo please.

[–]Tolken 1 point2 points ago*

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Most animals just cry when the Raven takes their toy and flies....

BUT NOT THE HIPPOPOTAMUS

[–]artmonkeyworld 1 point2 points ago

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Never Forget.

[–]mrbuttfist 1 point2 points ago

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read this while listening to this. very fitting.

[–]Magikpoo 1 point2 points ago

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That is one Poorly drawn line!!! a-goddam!

[–]jessoliveyou 1 point2 points ago

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That is so adorable!

[–]T25Bomb 1 point2 points ago

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That looked like a pretty normal sized raven.

[–]epSos-DE 1 point2 points ago

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Very true in Africa, becasue tiny hippos have their mothers behind your back and teeth that can crack elephants.

They also kill crocodiles for fun.

[–]laissezfaire 1 point2 points ago

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The North American House Hippo.......

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is amazing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Best thing I've ever seen.

[–]cuntsultan 1 point2 points ago

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so brave.

[–]nickydog 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing!!!

[–]chipper124 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sentopi955 4 points5 points ago

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So brave!

[–]Durzo_Blint 6 points7 points ago

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TIL Ron Paul is a hippo.

[–]Patent_No 0 points1 point ago

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Why can you not link to the creator's site, giving them credit/income for their work?

[–]jonjoe 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. Repost front page record. When I went to bed the original post was front page. When I woke up the repost was front page.

[–]anderal 0 points1 point ago

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Tiny hippo gives a tiny amount of fucks.

[–]Some_Africans 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's one O.G. MOTHAFUCKA

[–]INKl1ng 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahaha! Cartoons! Violence!! Naughty language!!! I just can't get enough of this highly original content. How did this make the front page even once?

[–]ca7593 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else's brain read the last two frames in Samuel L. Jackson's voice?

[–]SensibleMadness 3 points4 points ago

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I read the entire thing in Morgan Freeman's voice. Especially the last two frames.

[–]suddenlymonkeys 2 points3 points ago

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I read frames 5-7 in Dora the Explorer's voice.

[–]All_the_Pumpkins 0 points1 point ago

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I love this. So. Much.

[–]Nephrastar 0 points1 point ago

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Every day /r/wtf turns into /r/funny.

[–]WhodidCainMarry 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, not WTF.

[–]bedabup 0 points1 point ago

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Downvotes for: 1) repost 2) wrong subreddit 3) stupid fucking raven is bigger than stupid fucking hippo

[–]Thistleknot 0 points1 point ago

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the story was cuter and fit for kids when I read shaked vs shanked.

[–]Martian_Cthulhu 2 points3 points ago

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"Shaked" is not fit for kids. That would promote improper grammar.

[–]Villapwn 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmmm...never thought I'd see the day where tumblr was faster than reddit. Pick it up guys.

[–]Xurandor 0 points1 point ago

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This is fucking funny you dumb cunt.

[–]Kixandkat 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to say it but for the first time ever I saw something on tumblr before Reddit...

[–]Djbirfday 0 points1 point ago

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This is a blatant repost. How dare you insult my intelligence. Fuck you, OP.

[–]genYretardbrat 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid.

[–]HorseDivorce -1 points0 points ago

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Well, that was... unexpected.

[–]AshleySolano -1 points0 points ago

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Best story ever.

[–]ElectricSeal -1 points0 points ago

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First: Why in the world is this /r/WTF.

Second: Why the hell would you host this on imgur instead of the artists site.

Third: Why in the great blue heavens did you repost this from yesterday?

[–]clandor -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of the house hippo... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

[–]thisguy012 -1 points0 points ago

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ewr

[–]Gaffelstein -1 points0 points ago

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Lol so random!

[–]Pikapika1 -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK YOU, AND YOUR REPOST!

[–]stevstev31 -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost damnit!!! I was going to submit this too....but didn't.

[–]Reddisauraus_Rex -2 points-1 points ago

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I seem to recall reading something very, very similar to this recently, even yesterday. That couldn't be right though, because people don't repost stuff.

[–]Gurneydragger -2 points-1 points ago

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This was made by an 8th grader. Not wtf, not funny.