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[–]cIumsythumbs 180 points181 points ago

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I drive a Ford Taurus. It's more like, "Oh, god... you too?"

[–]yokiedinosaur 37 points38 points ago

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My first car was a '97 Ford Taurus. Teal and bulbous as fuck. But I loved her anyway and was sad when I had to put her down.

[–]propaglandist 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ ... Oh, car.

[–]m1rado 11 points12 points ago

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I drive a Ford Taurus and exprience "Taurus Rage". I get fucking pissed at every Taurus I see, even before I fully cognize it's a Taurus.

[–]BreakfastBurrito 20 points21 points ago

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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU

Yep. Taurus driver reporting in.

[–]CherenkovBlue 12 points13 points ago

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mine still hasnt blown a head gasket, just a bad transmission, a frozen oil plug, a dead suspension and no radio

[–]climbtree 1 point2 points ago

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I always wonder if it's me, but then I remember where I am.

[–]KrissyFivee 1 point2 points ago

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ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

[–]Akeru 1 point2 points ago

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Heya, another bull driver!

We call them bulls to distract from the fact that its just an old family sedan. I still love it though.

[–]rmo4 1 point2 points ago

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At least yours was actually a Taurus. In high school I rocked a '90 Mercury Sable (for clarity, it was no longer the 90's at the time). The speedometer only went to '85. Toward the end of it's life, the battery got so fucked that I had to pop the hood and manually turn it on or off every time I used the car, otherwise it would go dead. I still miss that beast.

[–]Picklebrine 1 point2 points ago

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I drive the even shittier Tempo. Whenever I see someone else in one, I'm like, "You unfortunate bastard."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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'02 Taurus reporting in!

[–]rexella 53 points54 points ago

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I drive an Aztek, and I spaz out when I see another one. Ugly cars unite!

[–]Avvakum 53 points54 points ago

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Walter?

[–]rexella 15 points16 points ago

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I need to fucking watch "Breaking Bad" already.

[–]cuntosaurus_rex 4 points5 points ago

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Have a lot of free time ahead because you won't be able to stop (and you've got 4 seasons to go!)

[–]Sc0rch 24 points25 points ago

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That's Heisenberg to you!

[–]JackassPenguinass 14 points15 points ago

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What in god's name made you buy that???

[–]rexella 9 points10 points ago

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Ugly discontinued cars are cheap on the used market! And it has 4-wheel drive.

[–]Olukon 7 points8 points ago

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They're big and beautiful, dammit!

[–]rexella 5 points6 points ago

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YES! Hey haul a ton of shit, and you can ALWAYS find it in the parking lot!

[–]rceaandtyhoius 5 points6 points ago

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Meth can make people spaz out easily.

[–]shitterplug 229 points230 points ago

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I envision us getting into a heated race, his shitty Jeep Cherokee against my shitty Jeep Cherokee... a race to the death. Squealing tires, whining transmissions. A combined 250 horsepower thundering down the road, trailing a cloud of smoke and burnt transmission fluid... the race of men. The race of the century.

[–]flipsnory 152 points153 points ago

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I always laugh at intersections when I see a car across from me that is the same. Because, obviously I have to crash into him head on at as much speed as I can get. While screaming, "There can only be one!" and laughing maniacally.

[–]gradual_michael_bay 168 points169 points ago

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Dude, as a person on the other side, bricks have been shat. I was waiting at a light and I see this truck pull up to the light. As the light turns, he suddenly pulls to his left and guns his engine coming straight for me. I can replay that scene in my mind as the truck comes barreling down on me. I knew I was going to die and I knew I had to do something but all I could do was watch. He was less than 5 feet away when the ground exploded and a giant mechanical scorpion broke through the asphalt. It bore the brunt of the collision, and I barely made it out the car as a shoulder-fired missile took out my car. The rest is all messed up in my head, but I think they figured out that the truck was driving itself and I was lucky to make it out of there alive.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Finished story, glanced at the title to see if it was obviously_untrue_story, did a double take and laughed.

[–]lethal_weapon_five 10 points11 points ago

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Love it

[–]Obad-High 6 points7 points ago

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That was the funniest post+username combo I've seen all day.

[–]GiddyWraith 20 points21 points ago

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So that was you!

[–]pm079 5 points6 points ago

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Do you also drive a Toyota Highlander? I feel your pain. One day... we shall meet and do glorious battle!

[–]kevbo548 1 point2 points ago

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this town ain't big enough for the 2 of us...tumbleweed crosses path

[–]Niatnuom 28 points29 points ago

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You drive a cherokee?!? Mah nigga!

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 4 points5 points ago

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We can race our shitty Jeep Cherokees together. Ill keep my eye out for you on the road.

[–]shitterplug 23 points24 points ago

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We could start a racing club... police will think we're just changing lanes.

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 4 points5 points ago

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I actually have some pretty good horse power in mine, I've beat out BMWs and Audi's on the road, mainly because they're actually worried about their car, if mine gets another scratch it'll be like "oh well"

[–]shitterplug 2 points3 points ago

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Mine is all torque, neck breaking off the line, especially with my knobby tires, but not much else past like 60mph. 0-60 time is probably like 12 seconds or something horrendous like that.

[–]Missingabroad 3 points4 points ago

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:( I like my jeep cherokee...

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 2 points3 points ago

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I like mine too. Did anyone say otherwise?

[–]Missingabroad 2 points3 points ago

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I think the adjective Shitty signified their feelings. I am a bit paranoid as I just became apart of the Cherokee club.

[–]Philica 9 points10 points ago

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250 horsepower combined? Damn that must crawl along.

[–]ThatsThe_Joke 29 points30 points ago

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[–]reflion 1 point2 points ago

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[–]snorch 1 point2 points ago

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I like my Cherokee =[

[–]Grays42 65 points66 points ago

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"You also have a Honda Civic? That's so awesome! We're so unique."

[–]srowland 30 points31 points ago

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JDM as fuck bro

[–]rabiaex 6 points7 points ago

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JDM tyte y0

[–]thastig 2 points3 points ago

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Vtec just kicked in y0

[–]Troy_Davis 3 points4 points ago

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Is this the JDM circle jerk?

So JDM I fap with my right hand.

[–]Dacien1983 1 point2 points ago

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If you have a Civic Hybrid, then you can call yourself unique. Right?

[–]ojkahn 1 point2 points ago

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I'm an Asian guy and I drive a Honda Civic...I'm a cliche :(

[–]BimmerAddict 1 point2 points ago

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VTEC just kicked in!

[–]CaptainCrookedFoot 52 points53 points ago

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Jeep Wave

[–]flargenhargen 13 points14 points ago

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I have driven jeeps all my life.

Recently when I bought a pickup, I was actually surprised to learn that people driving other cars don't really give a shit about each other and aren't very friendly.

[–]jimaug87 29 points30 points ago

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GF: Why did you guys wave t each other?

ME: We both drive wranglers, and we wave to each other. its a jeep thing

GF: no way, you know him, you're fucking with me

ME: (exchange waves with next wrangler)

GF: (confused/angry face)

I suppose that would be better as a rage comic.

[–]illz569 100 points101 points ago

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no it wouldn't

[–]Chronolitus 1 point2 points ago

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never is.

[–]wildhamsterscelica 1 point2 points ago

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I did the same thing to a fellow Celica driver, we then proceeded to try and pass each other for the next mile or so before he exited the highway. My GF thought I knew him even though we were driving in a different state.

[–]Sotsie 9 points10 points ago

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I used to do the Jeep Wave ... Now I do the 3rd Gen Camaro Wave.

Someone at work noticed that every time we passed an old Camaro or Firebird that both cars would wave, and I explained to her about the Jeep Wave and what not. She was disappointed to find that Subaru Impreza drivers did not share this 'secret handshake'. All she got was a lot of weird looks.

[–]intendingtoburn 10 points11 points ago

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I drive an Impreza and I've actually gotten quite a few waves. I think it's more wrx/sti wave than Impreza wave.

[–]Sotsie 2 points3 points ago

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Her's wasn't a WRX ... it was a basic as you could get it.

I'm sure her frantic wave didnt really help the situation.

"Who's this crazy girl in the beat up car waving at me like a lunatic? Do I know her?"

[–]CaptainCrookedFoot 3 points4 points ago

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I always have to catch myself whenever I'm driving anyone else's vehicle, or I feel like an idiot.

[–]Sotsie 5 points6 points ago

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Not gonna lie ... I did the Jeep Wave the first month or so I was in my Camaro. I just shrugged it off and figured if nothing else they'll think I was just someone friendly.

[–]Duramax159 2 points3 points ago

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Took me a while to break the habit when I stopped driving my jeep.

[–]OLD_JAMON 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah. Ever since I was learning to drive, I've been seeing this all around. And there are only 3 yellow rubicons in my town and although I haven't met the other two, I feel a special connection.

[–]Gizank 2 points3 points ago

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Wave

[–]electric_creamsicle 2 points3 points ago

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Only applies to 2-door Wranglers (especially if they're pre-1997). I hate when I don't get the wave...

[–]CalistaF 17 points18 points ago

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I drive a NA Miata (1989-1998), we get to do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUFMOHwPavU

[–]crimson_nova 1 point2 points ago

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I drove a Miata as my first car. I loved that it felt like being a club member. Now I drive a Nissan Altima along with everyone else. I may have lost membership but man did I gain a ton of room.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I often see senior citizens driving the same car as me. I give them a thumbs up. Sometimes it's returned and it makes for a good day.

[–]MisterVash 24 points25 points ago

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Grand Marquis?

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 5 points6 points ago

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Hahahaha I'm a college dude and I drive an 06 PT Cruiser. Actually I'm now gonna through my vehicle choice under the bus, I'll defend my decision because I think it's a decent car and I got a decent deal on it and it looks funny. That being said, Every time I pass one, they're ALWAYS being driven by old ladies. ALWAYS.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, I have a 97 Buick LeSabre Custom - it has an AARP sticker on it. I will try the thumbs up.

Side note: The previous owner sold it to the dealer when his wife died. To get it registered, I had to have a notarized copy of the death certificate (lol wut?). Had low miles though.

Buicks are great cars - owned one my whole life. I went from the Park Avenue (a "whip") to the LeSabre (downgrade) - again because of the low miles.

[–]mediatitan 80 points81 points ago

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I had no idea until I got one... Corvette drivers wave to each other. Bonus!

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points ago

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All motorcycle riders wave to each other. All of them.

[–]Jonny2k1 30 points31 points ago

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Sometimes I start waving to them when I'm driving my SUV instead of my bike. They're probably thinking "WTF does this cager think he's doing?"

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Goddammit I want a bike so hard.

[–]broken_cogwheel 3 points4 points ago

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DO IT. Come visit rideit.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm so broke though!

[–]broken_cogwheel 2 points3 points ago

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The advice I give people who say those two things, "I want a motorcycle!" and "But I'm broke!" -- is this:

Research, look for the MSF (Motorcycle Safety Foundation) classes and what it takes to get a license/endorsement. (In Oregon, USA - you must take a state based safety course and pay for the license addition which totals to be $270)

Take the safety class, get an endorsement. You can buy a bike and practice any time...it is so much easier once you have the endorsement out of the way.

[–]Akeru 4 points5 points ago

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God, I find myself doing this too! I'll just automatically slap the door panel before I realize I'm in a car.

[–]Tom504 1 point2 points ago

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that feel when they wave back though...

[–]Killswitch_Engaged 13 points14 points ago

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[–]movlag 7 points8 points ago

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I don't really care about motorcycles but this guy is fucking awesome. Thanks for sharing.

[–]thtanner 3 points4 points ago

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I can thank this guy for teaching me how to ride.

All it took was about 45 minutes of his videos, a few days tooling around my neighborhood on my new-to-me bike, and I was addicted.

Now I ride just about daily.

[–]gwbhatesblacks 5 points6 points ago

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I love when he does "his" wave... YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

[–]dieselcupcake 3 points4 points ago

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True that. The only asterisk is whether or not you wave to moped riders, haha.

[–]Jonny2k1 4 points5 points ago

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Only on accident, and then you feel ashamed and dirty.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I do lol. I think they're cool anyway. Plus they're more likely to be girls.

[–]holodog 4 points5 points ago

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Even if one's on a Harley and the other's on a Yamaha?

[–]MegaBaller 2 points3 points ago

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depends if its a v star or an r1 :)

[–]Fooly_411 2 points3 points ago

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Lol this guy has a point, but it's a mutual sign of respect no matter what you are riding. At least here in California.

[–]Jaerdo 48 points49 points ago

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Subaru wrx/sti drivers as well. Sooby wave.

[–]DonkeyEatingWaffle 12 points13 points ago

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I was part of that club the other day. Unfortunately the person driving the blue WRX with the plate "bluebaru" didn't see me waving from my Outback.

DON'T YOU TELL ME THEY DIDN'T WAVE ON PURPOSE. I'M IN THE CLUB.

[–]ImOKWithThis 3 points4 points ago

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After spending three years in a 2.5 RS and getting the wave all the time, I can say I noticed a large drop in wave backs after moving over to an Outback. Feels bad man.

[–]monsda 2 points3 points ago*

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I feel you. I've had my 01 RS since 2005. I've waved to every RS I've seen, and pretty much always gotten a wave back. I've never had a driver of any other subie model (WRX/STi, outback, legacy, forester, or tribeca) wave to me. I've waved to a couple WRX/STis, but they never wave back, so I've given up on that.

I have gotten some interbreed appreciation though. I had just detailed my girl, and was at a stop light. A nice E46, also freshly detailed, was waiting to pull out of a parking lot. I was staring at his car, and it seemed like he was checking mine out. I gave him the wave (the friendly wave, not the pull out in front of me wave - he was a couple cars ahead of me) and he waved back. Gotta love mutual car love.

[–]rationalvet 9 points10 points ago

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S2000 drivers as well. Well, the younger ones anyway.

[–]brocotree 9 points10 points ago

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Just bought an S2000, I'll have to remember to wave if I see another one.

[–]Microloud 6 points7 points ago

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You made a good choice.

[–]aywwts4 1 point2 points ago

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80's-Early 1990s rusted out Cutlass Cruiser drivers do this too... Only they are always 70 year old dudes... They honk too.

[–]duartmac86 11 points12 points ago

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Hyundai Accent drivers don't. Not even the ones who drive the Accent gsi like I do.

[–]SonicFlash01 4 points5 points ago

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Ctrl+F'ed Accent.
Our warcry is a resounding "shrug"

[–]felpz123 4 points5 points ago

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please tell me this is sarcasm..

[–]duartmac86 6 points7 points ago

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No sarcasm bro, I really do have the gsi model.

[–]Mobiuz 2 points3 points ago

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i have an accent gls. gets like 37 MPG but it's so light that at highway speeds i'm at the mercy of the wind gods since it seems to go where it pleases with me fighting on for my life

[–]sirclesam 6 points7 points ago

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I like waving to gnarly modded STi guys from my 1987 GL wagon with a WRX badge!

Then stomping on them in my RSTi

[–]Dr_HL 18 points19 points ago

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Hmm ...yes, Acronyms.

[–]sirclesam 10 points11 points ago

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wrx - turbo charged version of the subaru base sedan the impreza

sti - subaru technica interntional Subarus in house tuning who make a faster version of the wrx known as the sti

GL - 3rd generation of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Leone

RSTi - a early model (98-01) impreza RS with a STi motor transplant. Same power + less weight = :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Impreza

[–]grape_juice_nigz 2 points3 points ago

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don't worry you are not the only guy not knowing the car acronym handshakes. :S

[–]poktanju 2 points3 points ago

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When I had my Legacy I waved at other Legacy drivers but I never got a wave back.

Maybe it's different here in Toronto.

[–]mattymck 1 point2 points ago

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same with VW GTI

[–]TheDentite 37 points38 points ago

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Us BMW drivers had something like a wave but it's more of a 'cut other person off while on cell phone.'

Basically same idea though.

[–]Straight6er 7 points8 points ago

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When I drove my E30 I always shared a wave with passing 3ers. I've even had E21 drivers wave to me.

[–]DWells55 1 point2 points ago

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All the other BMW drivers in my area are pretty friendly - lots of waves from other E92 and E90 drivers, and some from modified E46s and E30s.

[–]TheDentite 4 points5 points ago

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Ok I went for the cheap gag on this one. But I did have a guy in an M3 pull up next to me and rev his engine to show off once. I waved my arms up in the open air of my 335 convertible to demonstrate that his engine was better but my roof went poof.

And the end of the day it didn't matter because both of our high pressure fuel pumps were defective as fuck.

[–]StarsandSkies728 10 points11 points ago

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Volkswagen drivers also wave to each other. And honk at each other. It's like a cult. Especially around waterfest time.

[–]RiotGrrL319 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently, they also flash their lights. I bought a new VW Golf a few weeks ago and kept thinking people were warning me about impending speed traps until I realized they were all also VW drivers, too.

[–]123rune20 8 points9 points ago

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Knight XV drivers don't. Too much armor and bulletproof glass in the way. Also, leather seats.

[–]AndyOB 5 points6 points ago

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98 toyota camry here. Doesn't work for me. I wave they

[–]SortaBeta 3 points4 points ago

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Mahhh nigga.

98 Camry LE?

Silver, moon roof, spoiler?

[–]AndyOB 4 points5 points ago*

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Hell yeah!

my rear bumper is duck taped on and everything!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Bus drivers wave to each other too.

[–]Da_Funk 2 points3 points ago

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Dodge Challenger drivers wave too. The lowliest v6 still gets a wave from the SRT.

[–]tannersayhi 6 points7 points ago

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Any fellow Mustang owners want to get this started? I've tried many times without success.

[–]raffytraffy 12 points13 points ago

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there's too many out there for anyone to care. also, teenage girls. lots of teenage girls in stangs.

[–]knotwrite 15 points16 points ago

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Saw a mustang the other day with some of these.

I pulled over and wept.

[–]angrycyclist 2 points3 points ago

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And of course there is the jeep wave.

[–]stilled_life 1 point2 points ago

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Copper Orange Honda Fit- you wanna see a muscle bound black man wave his arms smiling like a loony to an equally goofy skinny white girl? It happens when he sees that not only do you drive the same car as him- same year- the same color- and you go to the same god damn gym. As it turns out this is how you wave if you drive this car.

[–]lost_cosmonaut 1 point2 points ago

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Enthusiasts appreciate each others' cars pretty often.

Volkswagen drivers flash a peace sign, V , in passing.

BMW drivers like to think they're special (no, your 3 is a cheap, German sports touring car) and act like they're in an unspoken club. /guilty

It's nice to cruise on the hwy with a fellow 'is

[–]gorrillajesus 17 points18 points ago

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Not me. There can only be one.

[–]stop_being-a-dick 14 points15 points ago

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You drive a 91' Highlander?

[–]gorrillajesus 5 points6 points ago

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Ah yes Trebek I'll take jap anus relations for 500.

[–]JavaLSU 15 points16 points ago*

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When I used to deliver pizza there was always the awkward moment when you'd cross paths with a driver from another pizza place.

[–]theJBRoss 1 point2 points ago

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I delivered pizza for Pizza Hut for two years. Every time I ran into a delivery driver from Dominoes or some other place, I'd think something like this would happen. Except with Za's man.

[–]suppermick 12 points13 points ago

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Motorcyclists wave to each other, too! Or nod if we're shifting gears.

[–]mcdiddydoo 6 points7 points ago

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And that's how accidents happen.

[–]suppermick 19 points20 points ago

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Sometimes I browse reddit on the motorcycle.

[–]jimaug87 10 points11 points ago

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Accidents happen when you DON'T notice other people on the road ಠ_ಠ

[–]berrylipstix 11 points12 points ago

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Once saw another rental Cube while driving to the grocery store. We both looked at each other with the same pity and deep understanding.

[–]steakbake 6 points7 points ago

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I nearly give myself a hernia from retching so hard whenever I see one of those squares of fug.

I'm sorry man. I really am

[–]Luv2Derp 8 points9 points ago

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I had this feeling when I first got my F150, but it quickly wore off when I realized if there are cars around, there's an F150.

[–]itzzspencer 9 points10 points ago

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i drive a mazda miata. everytime i see another one its either a chick, or a really really old dude.

[–]herpivore 2 points3 points ago

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miata club :D

[–]MrNiceWatch 9 points10 points ago

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And though you can look at my 95 Volvo 850, and then look at your 95 Volvo 850, and you can feel the cracked leather of your seat and then look at my faded paint and maybe you can even sense that our lifestyles are probably comparable. But I'm simply. too. poor.

[–]Chrimbus_special 9 points10 points ago

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I drive an HHR, so when I seen another, I give them the fist salute. It's like we're in a brotherhood of people with poor car taste.

[–]datlugo 17 points18 points ago

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I drive a BMW e30. I always end up giving thumbs up to e30 drivers who aren't into their car.

[–]Locak 6 points7 points ago

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Ethirty dirty!!!

[–]artlutherie 6 points7 points ago

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I have been on reddit all day. I finally found something I like. I'm done now. Thanks.

[–]Tumble85 7 points8 points ago

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Mah nigga in the hand-me-down Corolla. Ah see you aint been able to scrape off the "My Son Goes To Pine View High." either.

[–]igda6 12 points13 points ago

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Having a Ford Aspire, it's more of an "I know you're pain" kinda look.

[–]archemedes_rex 5 points6 points ago

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I have a 2004 Ford Taurus. I have since concluded that every fifth person owns a Ford Taurus.

[–]cIumsythumbs 3 points4 points ago

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Mah Nigga. I should have read your comment first. Is yours silver, too?

[–]leliocakes 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck yeah 2000 DAEWOO NUBIRA REPRESENT!

What? No one?! D:<

[–]Narissis 4 points5 points ago

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Yours is probably the only one still running.

[–]joeboi85 4 points5 points ago

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Especially when you drive an obscure car. I have an 80s Diesel Mercedes, a complete hipstermobile. When I see another on the highway it's almost mandatory to smile/wink/wave at each other.

[–]Hartbreaker 3 points4 points ago

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I drive a red Toyota Tacoma, so...a good percentage of America be mah nigga.

[–]TurbulentDescent 5 points6 points ago

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My mom has a dark orange Explorer. Once when she was riding with my dad they pulled up next to an identical explorer at a stoplight. The lady driving looked over and my mom waved at her. Rather than wave back the lady pointedly turned and looked the other direction.

My mom was still angry about it a couple days later when she told me the story.

[–]Lab_Monkey 15 points16 points ago

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I drive a Mini. It says in my owner's manual that I'm suppose to wave at other Minis. Apparently, I'm the only one who has read the owner's manual. Luckily, I'm a cute young girl, so most male Mini owners are like "OMG, FEMALE WAVING." Then they either suavely wave back, or become a SAP.

[–]SayHiToForever 11 points12 points ago

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...and modest! You go girl.

[–]milkspores 3 points4 points ago

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Every time I see someone driving the same car as me it just reminds me of what a piece of shit my car has become since I got it in 2008.

[–]icontributenothing 2 points3 points ago

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I'll just say that I used to drive this car around.

I concluded that I was probably the only white person that owned that type of car.

[–]IGrammarGood 3 points4 points ago

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I used to have a 2003 chevy impala. One day while driving it to school this black guy (I'm really white) who was all reclined in his monte carlo like a gangster like leans forward in his seat, watches me go by, and gives me this "THE FUCK IS DAT NIGGA DOIN IN DAT CAR, YO?" look.

[–]dathok 3 points4 points ago

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I have a Subaru in Vermont, so yeah...

[–]irjerry3 5 points6 points ago

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Ever had a subaru in Oregon? If somehow the Outback and Prius joined it would become the state animal.

[–]buschleague55 4 points5 points ago

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It's all about the 'bring bruthas. Chrysler Sebring that is.

[–]ISuckAtMakingUpNames 4 points5 points ago

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I thought that was Engrish for bling.

[–]sidewalks 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I see some driving the same car as me, for a fleeting moment I feel we are in an exclusive club. I want to give them a subtle nod that says 'nice ride, bro.'

[–]seoulsongs 2 points3 points ago

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i was driving down the highway one day and saw a lady coming behind me that was driving the same make, model, and color of car. i thought it was interesting. she thought it was AMAZING judging by the way she leaned over the passenger's seat and gave me an extremely enthusiastic wave and thumbs up.

[–]raffytraffy 2 points3 points ago

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i always flash my fog lights at them, but i don't think they understand, or don't care what they're driving enough to realize we are one and the same.

[–]ckelley87 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man, my old 1996 Dodge Stratus... otherwise known as... the Strattilac!

[–]Exoandy 2 points3 points ago

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Every time I see a person with the same car "Hey!!! You can't afford a new car either!"

[–]Wrickwrock 2 points3 points ago

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99' Toyota Camry; I see like 10 per day. SO MANY FRIENDS.

[–]Formaldehyd3 2 points3 points ago

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I live in Tahoe... "Oh look, another Outback! Oh hey, that person's got an Outback! Nice Outback dude! Woah, that dudes Outback looks exactly like mine!"

[–]jobu1111 2 points3 points ago

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http://jeeptalk.org/jeep_wave.php Jeep (wrangler) owners do it best I love waving at strangers

[–]Fvel 2 points3 points ago

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Manual 2000 Hyundai Elantra here. It's always like the picture, but then I realize the fucker may be an automatic cro-magnon where they are then subjected to judgement.

[–]Dnlx5 2 points3 points ago

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I shout THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! and ram the other car off the road

[–]toadkiller 9 points10 points ago

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As a modded-out BMW driver, we just race. Silly bastards in their M3s... They don't know what my 325i is packin'!

[–]BimmerAddict 4 points5 points ago

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325i - Because I couldn't afford the insurance on the M3.

Just messing with you ;)

[–]exmotreesguns 1 point2 points ago

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Try driving a car which only 5,000 were imported in the U.S. and you feel even more like this when you actually see your same car.

It just sucks when you aren't in your car.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I drive a shitty Toyota pickup that are all over fucking Africa and the middle east, and this made that picture even more hilarious.

[–]steakbake 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody who's ever witnessed two Volkswagen campervans cross paths will know that they are probably the biggest waving, honking perpetrators out there.

[–]Intimate_Detail 1 point2 points ago

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As a white man, I feel bad for how goddamn much I love this imagemacro.

[–]ColeSloth 1 point2 points ago

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I have a Yellow 2002 Honda S2000

The only years of these cars people want are the 2002 and 2003 years because they were the only ones with AP1 engines and a glass back window instead of plastic.

02 and 03 had about 20k total sold in the U.S and of those only 1800 were yellow. One other year sold yellow which was 2001 and there were 2100 hundred of those.

TL:DNR I never get to say "MAH NIGGA"

[–]snoosh00 1 point2 points ago

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source?

[–]JamieSW 1 point2 points ago

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As the owner of a silver Audi A4 in a middle class area of southern England, its more like how the fuck did Audi make this many cars?

[–]Dacien1983 1 point2 points ago*

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I drive a 1989 Nissan Stanza. I don't have this experience very often.

Edit: I don't really drive a 1989 Nissan Stanza.

[–]Iarerobot 1 point2 points ago

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I drive a Honda civic. I have many "mah niggas"

[–]greensalt 1 point2 points ago

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I look at the person to make sure it isn't me driving the car. The unintentional dangers of time travel can never be underestimated.

[–]prosyntax 1 point2 points ago

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When I see someone else driving the same type of car as me, I have to adjust the rearview mirror and take a quick look at myself.... to make sure that I'm not a 45 year old, mother of two as well.

Volvo driver here.

[–]Mist0 1 point2 points ago

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I drive a Mazda MX-3, and have never seen another person driving one.

[–]Khoops66 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking Denzel.

[–]aone_befree 1 point2 points ago

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If anyone drives a Focus SVT hit me up!!! MAH Nigga!

[–]InsanePsych0 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I see someone driving the same car as me I speed up to check if its just not a clone of me O_O

[–]belgiumwafflestomper 1 point2 points ago*

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Bentley owners have their drivers wave for them.

[–]SpeedRacer00z 1 point2 points ago

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I drive an RX8 (Mazda) everyone I see, mine included, has tinted windows so no knows if the other person waved :(

[–]remeniscent 1 point2 points ago

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wrangler wave. 'nuffsaid.

[–]sonolienta 1 point2 points ago

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i drive a saturn and when i see other saturn drivers my first thought is 'WHERE DO YOU GUYS GO TO GET YOUR SHIT WORKED ON'

[–]Volker_Metal 1 point2 points ago

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If your car isn't at least 15 years old, you aren't really special seeing the same car on the road. That being said, the only other 20 year old car the same is mine is driven by a grey haired, old woman.

[–]BAKOBOY24 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Brown_Sandals 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I was the only one. I also make it my duty to park next to anyone with the same car as me. The most I've gotten is 3 same-colored jettas in a row parking on campus but I hope to make it more.

When they walk out to their car, they must be like wtf.

[–]WhoNeedsaHandle 1 point2 points ago

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'95 Honda Civic EX. There are way too many out there that also have the same blue/green color. So I never wave. I'm also really white and they're mostly Mexicans.