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[–]Pete_Venkman 34 points35 points ago

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Original vid?

[–]oen789 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Sgtpierceface 1 point2 points ago

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That just blew my mind.

[–]dobthe1st 3 points4 points ago

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this please!

[–]bmhorn81 104 points105 points ago

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It's the opposite for me.

On Reddit: stare straight ahead and slowly click and scroll

When boss comes around: oh look at how fast my mouse moves and all the things i'm typing.

[–]be_mindful 83 points84 points ago

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i just furrow my brow and stroke my beard. sometimes i nod my head and think "yea, this email is some complicated shit"......i'm more of a method work faker.

[–]aProductiveIntern 27 points28 points ago

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I am a disciple of your order

[–]stufff 17 points18 points ago

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I like to sigh in exasperation.

[–]be_mindful 16 points17 points ago

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That's a fine move. Damn fine.

[–]cold_fire149 5 points6 points ago

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All this, until you realize that when you are actually caught working you really make no expressions at all. So, when my boss walks by, I don't do anything different.

[–]UnknownArchive 74 points75 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
this cracks me up everytime 11coms 313pts 1dy funny
Almost caught him... 8coms 21pts 1dy gifs
Hey, stop that! 2coms -6pts 3dys funny
Pugs just wanna have fun. 0coms 36pts 3dys aww
what dogs do when no one is looking! 2coms -3pts 4dys funny
[pugs are cute :]](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/pb1wo/pugs_are_cute/) 1com 3pts 5dys aww
When you used to dance in your room and your parents would walk in... 4coms 110pts 5dys funny
burbrlbrl 8coms 53pts 5dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Dracius 7 points8 points ago

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Hm, it missed "A pug life".

[–]rahl404 0 points1 point ago

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Who's archiving all this stuff?

[–]ChaosTheorist 0 points1 point ago

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Err, reddit archives it. Karmadecay searches the archives by image/link/whatever.

[–]rahl404 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, like the man in the $3000 suit is going to believe a known terrorist bent on instilling chaos. COME ON!

[–]ChaosTheorist 0 points1 point ago

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Would you be so kind as to read my username again properly?

[–]rahl404 0 points1 point ago*

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Like the man in the $6000 suit is going to take the time to reread a random person's username. COME ON!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Im looking for a version of this with text like "bitch I want to do what I want..."

[–]Fireball9 1 point2 points ago

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looks like its time to add another title and gather more carma

[–]Leglas 18 points19 points ago

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carma ಠ_ಠ

[–]mocotazo 5 points6 points ago

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carmex ಠ_ಠ

[–]archangel913 7 points8 points ago

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Carmax ಠ_ಠ

[–]jaqq 6 points7 points ago

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Climax ಠ_ಠ

[–]climbology 4 points5 points ago

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DUN DUN DUN!

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[–]Yazzeh 1 point2 points ago

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Incorrect, look at his username.

[–]kukamunga 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DRTwitch1 0 points1 point ago

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You are a god among men

[–]wrigsam 28 points29 points ago

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You head really convulses when you browse Reddit.

[–]itsupthere[S] 43 points44 points ago

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I have issues.

[–]LeSangeDuSoleil 5 points6 points ago

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Yes

[–]Dudley_the_Dragon 1 point2 points ago

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Brain tissue issues?

[–]Mr_Stonecold 42 points43 points ago

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I just lost my shit on the bus. Safe to say I am now that crazy dude in someones story.

[–]itsupthere[S] 15 points16 points ago

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At least you didn't lose your shit in front of your boss.

[–]skilks 5 points6 points ago

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At least he didn't take a shit on the bus...or in front of his boss.

[–]take1fortheteam 8 points9 points ago

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At least he didn't shit on his boss after taking the bus.

[–]ApocalypticMeatloaf 2 points3 points ago

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At least the bus didn't shit on your boss.

[–]stonemetodeath 2 points3 points ago

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How I wish it did!

[–]Hrodrik 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you have luck finding it. Maybe you can put up some signs.

[–]Sloppy1sts 1 point2 points ago

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Who are these people that don't understand that people can see funny things on the internet with their phones and computers?

[–]ironsolomon 1 point2 points ago

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My mother, and she's not "old."

She thinks laughing at something you've read on the computer is weird (for her, it's akin to talking to yourself). She uses a computer all day at work, and she has no problem laughing at something on TV or something someone said over a phone. I think it's because she thinks computers are asocial (you're not laughing along with friends, family, etc.). She probably thinks of it as a box for purely utilitarian use.

[–]Great_White_Buffalo 0 points1 point ago

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At least your boss didn't shit a bus on you.

[–]stfm 23 points24 points ago

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DERP DERP DERP DERP Good day sir.

[–]andrewsmith1986 75 points76 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that we are the same person.

[–]Erythroy 32 points33 points ago

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You, you must have no spare time..

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 52 points53 points ago

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Alternatively, he only has spare time.

[–]explodr 26 points27 points ago

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Fun fact: A cheetah can theoretically travel fast enough to run across water.

[–]RunningBearMan 25 points26 points ago

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Thanks For Subscribing To Cat Facts.

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 4 points5 points ago

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Now ain't that something. Thanks for the fact!

[–]cocorebop 8 points9 points ago

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That can't be right!

[–]MilkyJoe7 9 points10 points ago

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Well, only if the lake is frozen.

[–]computerguy23 4 points5 points ago

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Anything can be true if you say theoritically before it

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie 4 points5 points ago

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Theoretically, I have three penises and ten testicles.

[–]bearsaremean 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]anthereddit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bjames1530 5 points6 points ago

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Fun Fact: The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 5 points6 points ago

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Hahaha, that's pretty downright silly. I wonder if there's any diaries or recordings of the difficulties firemen had with horses back in the day, that would be interesting to read. Thanks for the fact!

[–]bitch_im_a_lion[!] 8 points9 points ago

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Fun fact: Lions have barbed penises.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

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unsubscribe from erotic cat facts

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 1 point2 points ago

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I actually did hear that somewhere before (probably Reddit). Thanks for the fact! (and relevant username)

[–]evalecillos -1 points0 points ago

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He's a lion, he can't possibly be wrong, bitch!

[–]Bananickle 3 points4 points ago

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Fun Fact: Out of all the mass contained in our solar system, the sun contains 99.86% of it!

[–]vxx 5 points6 points ago

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I am not able to find the fun in your fact

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 2 points3 points ago

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Ehh, I think it's pretty fun (although a fundamental understanding of astronomy should make that fairly self-evident). Thanks Bananickle!

[–]Menzlo 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure I'm gonna add "downvote this guy" to his name just to spite him.

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

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I just don't use my spare time on reddit.

[–]Erythroy 0 points1 point ago

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You couldn't. You still have to make time to masturbate to Jenny McCarthy and hating cats. Also, having sex with midgets. While being the the same person as 'itsupthere'.)

[–]CaptainScrambles 3 points4 points ago

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Christ man, you're EVERYWHERE.

[–]down_by_the_river 14 points15 points ago

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You may be the most enthusiastic redditor of all time.

[–]zscuro 24 points25 points ago

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Keeps getting posted... but I don't care. Every time I just keep watching it. Has quickly become one of my all time fav gifs.

[–]the_average_asian 5 points6 points ago

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you have seizures while on reddit?

[–]Document3 3 points4 points ago

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I stare at the guy more than the dog. It seems like the gif is just played backward when the guy leaves..

[–]archangel913 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 99% sure that's exactly what happens.

[–]ServerGeek 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty much the same thing here. It's just a matter of time before he blocks this URL. =/

[–]FragmentNation -1 points0 points ago

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Proxys my friend proxys

[–]be_mindful 0 points1 point ago

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proxying or tunneling or any of that is going to put you on the radar even more. if they're paying attention that is.

[–]Nimos 0 points1 point ago

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tunnel through an unsuspicious port

[–]Slack_Irritant 1 point2 points ago

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Geez these How I Look When / How I Feel When posts are coming up with lamer and lamer headlines trying to tie into whatever pic they're trying to post.

[–]cipher64 1 point2 points ago

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Funny but how many more captions can reddit come up with for this .gif.

[–]istyleonwomen 1 point2 points ago

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How I look on my immediate repost until the immediate repost comes by for an immediate repost.

[–]Hogzilla88 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously? Why do people upvote blatant reposts like this? This was posted a couple days ago...

[–]bartacc 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this is reposted at least 3rd time in last 10 days...

[–]Linvicious 4 points5 points ago

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[–]MFcracksmoke 0 points1 point ago

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But this was posted not but 2 weeks ago.. Reposts are supposed to be at least 3 months old.

[–]rossberry 6 points7 points ago*

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Holy shit is this gonna get reposted every 12 hours until the end of time?

[–]TheVenetianMask 35 points36 points ago

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I hope so.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Pugs are just so damn cute.

[–]ReachingHorizons 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Nimos 1 point2 points ago

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the fuck did he see?

[–]thatkenyan 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Joelsomethingorother 1 point2 points ago

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Do you know the source for this, I'm pretty sure I know the guy.

[–]thespaceVIKING 5 points6 points ago

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if you live in Eugene, OR, you might know this guy. it's one of my friends' pugs named Roger, he has no idea about reddit, and his youtube clip got GIF'd and has been posted at least a dozen times now.

[–]RockinSocks 0 points1 point ago

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Can you give us the link to the youtube video?

[–]thespaceVIKING 16 points17 points ago

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[–]RockinSocks 0 points1 point ago

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thank you. have several upvotes

[–]Joelsomethingorother 0 points1 point ago

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The similarity to the guy I know and his Pug is uncanny; but we're in Melbourne, Aus.

[–]thespaceVIKING 1 point2 points ago

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strangely enough, the guy coming around the corner is named Joel. too bad it isn't your friend.

[–]doremiabc123 0 points1 point ago

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Took me way too long to figure out how she made her hand cover up the stick

[–]hattalk 0 points1 point ago

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God I love pugs. What the hell is wrong with them?

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

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Filmed by Michael J. Fox.

[–]ttmasterfims 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody please explain to me WTF that dawg is doing?

[–]SexybeastBEAR 0 points1 point ago

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Until the boss made a loud slamming noise with his hand. *

[–]Digitalizing 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god the gif made me laugh so hard. What is that dog doing?!?

[–]Fonzie8819 0 points1 point ago

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"I need those TPS repo..."

[–]mycatcarl 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Watch again.
  2. Pretend the dog is listening to "Hotel Yorba."
  3. Enjoy.

[–]EvolutionDG 0 points1 point ago

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It's just like that minigame on Rayman: Raving Rabbids...

[–]CountMalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Just in case anyone wants to know, that pug is wiping / scratching it's asshole on that chair.

[–]KingDP 0 points1 point ago

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is there an actual video for this gif?

[–]toggafrrupa -1 points0 points ago

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No, the video camera saves it in .gif format.

[–]AtomicKing 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First time I saw this gif I lolled.

Now I'm fucking sick of it.

[–]ChineseMafia 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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oh fuck. Oh fuck I can't breath. That is the funniest thing I have ever watched on reddit. Thank you so much

[–]bigmeech 1 point2 points ago*

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i swear there are some people, who instead of enjoying the simple, inherent humor of a gif, try to think to themselves how it relates to reddit in an attempt to get internet points

can't we enjoy things for what they are anymore?

[–]DoctorWashburn 0 points1 point ago

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Not when there's sweet sweet karma on the line

[–]the_silent_redditor -4 points-3 points ago

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This was on the front page like 2 days ago.

Poor. fucking. show.

[–]Sorry_for_partying -1 points0 points ago

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Shhhhh

[–]satec77 -1 points0 points ago

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This is just great.

[–]MineTorA -1 points0 points ago

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Did the cameraman have Parkinson's?

[–]NEsnowboarder -1 points0 points ago

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Oh my- thats awesome.

[–]PokeyOats -1 points0 points ago

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What is the context of this GIF? I must know the back story!

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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What is the context 
of this GIF? I must 
know the back story!

[–]PokeyOats 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't Haiku 5-7-5??

[–]mahurtama 1 point2 points ago

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G-I-F methinks.

[–]PokeyOats 0 points1 point ago

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G-I-F?

[–]mahurtama 0 points1 point ago

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If you said G-I-F instead of GIF, you'd end up with 7 syllables on the middle line instead of 5.

[–]PokeyOats 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhhhhhhh,

Awesome!!

Thanks for explaining that!

[–]Gonza197 -1 points0 points ago

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Im surprised it took this long for someone to use this gif for something like this.

[–]ripaaa -3 points-2 points ago

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So you look like a dog?

[–]tritonon -1 points0 points ago

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This like my favorite GIF

[–]Grifter10 -1 points0 points ago

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Favorite .gif of all time!

[–]Exulted -1 points0 points ago

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My boss comes by to ask me if I saw stuff on Reddit. El oh el at you guys.

[–]Nathannlax -1 points0 points ago

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I'll let this repost slide since its hilarious.

[–]deathshower -1 points0 points ago

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You flop around when you're on Reddit and no one is looking?

[–]craftymethod -1 points0 points ago

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could well be the best gif ever.

[–]Pastlife123 -1 points0 points ago

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They call me Cuban Pete

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Ha ha!

[–]wombat312 -1 points0 points ago

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.

[–]archangel913 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know what it is about comparing this gif to a boss checking in on a worker that is so fucking funny.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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LOL WTF?

[–]bipolar_jesus -1 points0 points ago

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Ha ha I am the boss of me, but I do the same thing when someone looks at me...

[–]fat_puppies -1 points0 points ago

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This GIF killllls me. Nothing on reddit has made me laugh so hard.

[–]2muchparty -1 points0 points ago

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4 to 12 evening shift clerk reporting in...

[–]StevieWonderTwin -1 points0 points ago

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Best caption yet for this

[–]Switche -1 points0 points ago

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So is this dog retarded or is there some kind of function to this jigglin'?

[–]mastersword83 -1 points0 points ago

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reddit will love this! jk

[–]screwtrains -1 points0 points ago

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I think this is my favorite .gif of all time

[–]klaatu42 -1 points0 points ago

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So you dance around and sing, "I swing my hair back and forth, I swing my hair back and forth."?

[–]Silver_Crow -2 points-1 points ago

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I.can't.stop.laughing!

[–]peppsickle -2 points-1 points ago

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I cant stop watching this.... Will he get caught!? We will never know!

[–]toggafrrupa -1 points0 points ago

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Keep watching, he gets caught eventually