Her disaster explained

lkbvr · 6 months

that couch is fucking enormous!

corylew · 6 months

As an owner of an old motorcycle, I can attest to his claims completely.

alicabeth · 6 months

Me to husband: "Whats wrong" him: "nothin" Me "alright let me know if i can help"

Senario 2

Me: "Whats wrong?" Him "Bike Wont start" Me: "Well... That sucks, sorry babe let me know If there is anything i can do"

Bada bing bada boom. God damn people confuse me.

Tufty89 · 6 months

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:LOL WIMMEN AN MEN R DIFRENT

danc4498 · 6 months

I lol'd, then I thought, why didn't the fucker just tell her the motorcycle wouldn't work? He's kind of an asshole..

I_wub_dubstep · 6 months

Text from image:

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong: He said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle won't start...can't figure out why.

AliasAurora · 6 months

Everyone is going to comment about how the wife is overreacting and "haha women are stupid," but all the guy had to say was, "My motorcycle won't start and I can't figure out why," and the woman would have totally gotten it. She doesn't have to understand anything about motorcycles to understand that he's upset something of his isn't working right.

zbrasseur1 · 6 months

These re-posts are starting to feel like wild Pidgeys

marshalmallow · 6 months

Ye olde gender switcherooo.

yep45 · 6 months

lol its funny because men aren't introspective or thoughtful at all!

pcopley · 6 months

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

Stonewater · 6 months

Poor communication kills any relationship, romantic or not.

TylerKeys · 6 months

SO BRAVE

SmoothWD40 · 6 months

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:

rabidmunks · 6 months

repost of a repost of a repost

PusherNYC · 6 months

I think I may have seen this one already... several thousand times.

BeffyLove · 6 months

Posts like these are making me hate reddit

TERRYbyte · 6 months

I cry ev3rytim

Oakley-Guy15 · 6 months

HAHAHAH THIS DESCRIBES EVERYONE!!!!!

ssb8002 · 6 months

He could just tell her that the damn motorcycle wouldn't start.

Terrantheses · 6 months

Not to be rude, but this is like the 40th time this has been on Funny in the past 6 months.

cuppincayk · 6 months

To be fair, her worries are perfectly valid. I went through a similar situation, and he broke up with me a few days later. Communication is important, no matter if you're a man or a woman, and I try to enforce that in my own life. You could say that she was blowing things out of proportion, but you could also say that the husband was being inconsiderate by leaving her out and letting her wonder.

urballs2wall · 6 months

You know what the problem is? He probably rides a Harley POS....

Doilyn · 6 months

This comic = the plot of an old King of the Hill episode. Hank starts crying during a chick flick, Peggy thinks he has daddy issues, everyone else realizes it's because his truck is dying. Peggy thinks truck is a metaphor. Hilarity ensues!

lindseysu · 6 months

I am not a big fan of the whole "Mars/Venus" joke meme because I think I speak fluent Venusian even though I'm a dude. Having said that, I think this does speak to a true difference between the genders. As a general rule a guy who says "It's nothing" or he doesn't want to talk about it genuinely does not want to. He isn't trying to be drawn out of his shell or any such thing.

BobagemLixo · 6 months

What man keeps a diary?

Leafsapphire · 6 months

Is it bad if her diary entry mirrored mine more than his?

conductive · 6 months

Her thoughts just go on and on...I wish she could analyze REAL problems instead. I can say this because I do this. feels ashamed in such a recognition

cbarland · 6 months

But... I posted this yesterday. :'(

Banonogon · 6 months

Maybe the problem is just that that couch is like fucking 5 miles long. They make loveseats for a reason, you know.

thefuckthisshitman · 6 months

Dang! what's the model's name??

Chipzzz · 6 months

About these first world problems...

my_name_is_stupid · 6 months

From: Grandma

Subj: FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW:FW: Hilarious joke!

DaMountainDwarf · 6 months

My Diary: BF3 keeps crashing. Can't figure out why.

TheRuss · 6 months

Oddly, I saw this on Facebook before I saw it on Reddit. My worldview is collapsing.

Nosir_I_dont_like_it · 6 months

I can't believe she let him have a motorcycle.

Velaxtor · 6 months

This is really stupid. To me, that kind of communication error has happened both ways around.

Able_Seacat_Simon · 6 months

This makes men look like subliterate morons, I doubt that was the author's intent.

im_just_saying_bro · 6 months

this jpeg has already made its way around the internet and back... just sayin'...

lifeisublime · 6 months

can i use your time machine? i too would like to travel too eight months ago.

bigmanbeats · 6 months

what kind of man keeps a diary?

moving0target · 6 months

FW: FW: Fw: fW: fw:

thesixth · 6 months

oh man this is almost too real. Happened to me today, when I was trying to think of a good end to a story I was writing, and she thought it was us drifting apart. fucking girls sometimes right?

hangookmeegook · 6 months

the "her diary" portion was in a reading activity I had in my Portuguese class today. But the "his diary" said something like: "I had a tough day at work and I was tired. I got a quicky later that night though." So random.

wtfOP · 6 months

Pretty sure he doesn't keep a diary. And when asked what was wrong, he would've replied that instead.

CantankerousPete · 6 months

Am I the only one who couldn't be bothered to read that because the text is way too small?

[deleted] · 6 months

My girlfriend calls these "crazy girl thoughts" and when she confronts me about something related to these thoughts and I give her the reason she then apologizes, after which I tell her not to apologize she is perfectly within her rights to ask what is wrong if something seems off about me. Sometimes she'll apologize about apologizing at which point I smile, chuckle, and then either plant a big kiss on her lips or lick her nose.

It seems to work well.

Suzy_Sweetheart · 6 months

Shame on her for wanting to have actual conversation with her husband on their date. Women should be quiet and only speak when they are spoken to anyways. What a harpie this chick is

andrethecat · 6 months

Really, nothing is wrong. It's not always about you.

ProjectGSX · 6 months

This stereotype is so inaccurate. Guys don't keep journals.

funny

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