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[–]CowboyNinjaD 9 points10 points ago

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This is why we don't keep cats the size of dogs in our homes. Imagine if you were petting you mountain lion one day, and it just flipped out. You'd be completely fucked. A pit bull attack would be nothing compared to that.

[–]dont_get_it 2 points3 points ago

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That is a cat which is the size of a cat.

I agree that cats are more dangerous than a similarly sized dog.

[–]janemorrisgoodall 3 points4 points ago

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And even though I knew something was gonna happen, I still jumped when it attacked...

[–]paulgaryotis 0 points1 point ago

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Trying to talk to your SO when that time of the month roles around.

[–]stover84 -2 points-1 points ago

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aaaaand this is why I hate cats

[–]chironshands -1 points0 points ago

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If a cat did that to me, it would learn to never do it again (assuming it survived the encounter).

[–]switch182 -1 points0 points ago

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RABIES