Hitler and bank charges according to 4chan (shockingly good for them)

farangiyeparsi · 7 months

This page is 12.48 KB. The image it links to is 119.21 KB. That's 131.69 KB, or 0.13 MB, in total. As I write this, there are 284 upvotes, which means that at least 284 people saw it. 28.53 MB have been used up just by the people viewing this, which is also 0.028 GB. The average cost of data transfer is $1 per GB. So your post cost reddit $0.00028. Using the fact that 1 Hitler = -41 teradollars, we can conclude that $0.00028 = 10^-18 Hitlers.

tl;dr This repost is 1 aH (one Attohitler). Dick.

originalucifer · 7 months

i think wikipedia needs a new page

blackgalion · 7 months

Mao is even worst. In fact his worth is about 8 hitler

polychromatic · 7 months

6.0 * 10⁶ ... Because the other 5-11 million who weren't jews don't matter.

ChocolateCyanide · 7 months

"shockingly good for them"? You obviously underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

Poiven · 7 months

Jesus fucking Christ Hitler killed 6 million JEWS ALONE, he killed at least 5 million OTHER PEOPLE during the Holocaust.

Why the fuck does no one give a shit about the non-Jews?

spinlock · 7 months

My bank actually reimburses me for ATM fees. It's like having my own very tiny Schindler.

Democritus477 · 7 months

Genghis Khan - 10.5 hitlers.

PsychicNess13 · 7 months

Needs more Pol Pot

n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 · 7 months

good math

compsciwizkid · 7 months

11 days ago on /r/WTF. Also, 1 year ago on /r/WTF.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Pr1lk.png

purdueracer78 · 7 months

has this been adjusted for inflation? Both inflation of the population, and monetary inflation.

a_supertramp · 7 months

chris columbus clocked in at 2 hitlers on hispaniola. why do we celebrate him again?

K3ith_W4rns · 7 months

THIS IS SO FUCKING OLD

M374llic4 · 7 months

Shockingly good? Lol 90% of stuff on reddit came from 4chan.

Underbheit · 7 months

Why does nobody ever remember/talk about Mao?

tronn4 · 7 months

Repost

Drensk · 7 months

This was also funny 2 weeks ago, 2 months ago and 2 years ago when it actually happened.

soylent_absinthe · 7 months

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secretmeow · 7 months

remember all these numbers and this guide only apply if you are jewish by blood. apparently that is all we are counting here

roberto32 · 7 months

copypasta

wanzeo · 7 months

Bush accounts for 3.03e5 microhitlers.

Childs play.

DotaDirt · 7 months

how dare this person not take into account Time Value of Money

Forever_Capone · 7 months

I think Mao Tse Tung won actually. Hitler: Around 11 million. Stalin: Around 20 million. Mao: Somewhere between 20 and 50 million.

PoopAdventure · 7 months

This is why I come here :)

source_code · 7 months

What if Genghis Khan impregnated so many women that he broke even, having a net Hitler of 0?

bmw120k · 7 months

how does his math work out? isnt it 6*-106(6900000)=1 hitler?

Tiak · 7 months

It may be "shocking good for them" because it is from reddit originally.

CallTheWAHmbulance · 7 months

Shockingly good for them? I hope you aren't implying reddit can beat 4chan on OC. Because that would be shockingly, hilariously delusional.

drchickenbeer · 7 months

My daily example of Godwin's Law.

RoyRodgers · 7 months

Stalin's post and image have nice dubs.

88 -> HH -> //:=(

Serviet · 7 months

Also fucking quints!!

meefjones · 7 months

I wonder if people repost things from Reddit on other websites and put things like (not a cat picture OR child porn!)

dylanroo · 7 months

Another Repost? Impossibruuuu

Dyzfunctionz · 7 months

TIL a human life has a dollar amount.

bioemerl · 7 months

I want this to become common

MrMojoRisin5211 · 7 months

repost

hobodemon · 7 months

I love it.

Cento330 · 7 months

Not only is this a repost, but this is a repost within the past 30 days. I have only been here 30 days, which is how I know it is a repost within the past 30 days.

See how I reposted my sentence twice? I know, you dont like it either, so quit FUCKIN DOIN IT.

ZEFninja · 7 months

I would like to point out: That is not /b

/b is NSFW so it has the orange background. So this either means that the person who replied does not know how to 4chan. More likely the OP posted on a board that wouldn't decimate his post before he could self reply. So basically all 3 posts are samefag.

Furthermore ... eh ok I am done

daman345 · 7 months

There's already a unit for deaths, the Death. One hitler is about 6 Megadeaths

AllDizzle · 7 months

Funny I read this like a fucking week ago on reddit under a different name...but same exact picture...

Swrules · 7 months

Shameless repost is shameless

ddrigaz · 7 months

Repost...just another repost....I am disapoint :(

maddenefex · 7 months

Thank god this was reposted. I was worried I'd never see it again, it's been nearly a week. Seriously, you're a fucking asshole.

Phiarmage · 7 months

Old news.

Arekku · 7 months

How many times do I have to see this picture this month?

Cogwork · 7 months

I got a Stalin Boner.

EpoxyD · 7 months

Stalin goes Trips to Dubs

D2theUskDusk · 7 months

Reminds me of Metric Jesii

HORSEtheGAME · 7 months

I don't understand... first he's a unit of deaths than becomes a unit of money? That doesn't even make any sound sense.

churdon · 7 months

old, but still gets lol'd

NotSelfReferential · 7 months

The worth of a life is based on ICAF (implied cost of averting a fatality), which measures how much a society is willing to spend to save a life on things like environmental and safety regulations.

However, such logic is reversed in war-time - societies Spend money to ACHIEVE, not avert, fatalities.

Moreover, modern America and WW/ Europe are clearly very different socially, economically, and in terms of the value placed on health and safety regulations, so the ICAF would be very different.

Whoever came up with this drivel is worse than Hitler.

funny

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