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[–]frontpagedestined 58 points59 points ago

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it was.. uhh.. the ghost.. anyone see the ghost.. it left ectoplasm everywhere..

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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no it wasnt me it was a spooky ghost!

[–]Superspookyghost 11 points12 points ago

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Don't try to blame me you asshole.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i never said a damn word about a SUPER spooky ghost! ಠ_ಠ

[–]laterolus 3 points4 points ago

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SUPER spooky?! Like Zoinks Scoob! We're fucked now.

[–]Daliinn 28 points29 points ago

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Great...now I have to start browsing /r/gonewild until I find someone I know.

[–]0x570x690x6c0x6c 14 points15 points ago

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So you can re-post a picture of Randy with jizz all over himself?

[–]Daliinn 21 points22 points ago

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[–]dylanrush 5 points6 points ago

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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME ONCE.

It was hilarious.

[–]first_five-eighth 3 points4 points ago

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It's all fun and games until you see your ex on there... or your gf/bf.

[–]gnarlysaurus 31 points32 points ago

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Every girl on gonewild is wondering who they know that reddits right now.

[–]Phapeu 14 points15 points ago

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And many are deleting their accounts just in case.

[–]HittingSmoke 33 points34 points ago

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What.

Have.

We.

DONE?

[–]eldog 14 points15 points ago

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Still waiting for someone to find their sister or mom or daughter.

[–]JoyStain 9 points10 points ago

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I found all three at the same time once. Unfortunately it wasn't a group shot but a self picture :(

[–]JamesR4494 3 points4 points ago

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wut.

[–]macthecomedian 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god... what in the fuck, for all that is good... No.

[–]mosai89 0 points1 point ago

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:o for real? I am at work so i cant click it. Its very tempting though

[–]macthecomedian 2 points3 points ago

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for motherfucking real - pun intended.

[–]JVDK 0 points1 point ago

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this exists? jeez

[–]econometrician 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]SaltFrog 13 points14 points ago

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I think it would be funny if you actually went and told her you saw her. Then smiled like I know you did when you found her.

The end result would be a restraining order.

[–]DownWithTheShip 6 points7 points ago

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I found naked pictures of someone I know once. Not full naked, but topless wearing panties.

Her face was blurred out, but I recognized her house with all the furniture. There were several pictures taken around the house so I was positive it was her. I fapped to them many times.

Those pictures are lost now. I know I had them on a hard drive so I spent a few hours connecting and going through all my old hard drives to find them. Never did :(

I had a huge crush on her for a while too.

[–]econometrician 1 point2 points ago

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BAD SHIP, BAD.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]WhatAWomanWouldSay 290 points291 points ago

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Why are men so stupid?

[–]JK_SLY 79 points80 points ago

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You must get a lot of dislikes from people who don't read your name.

[–]poptart2nd 77 points78 points ago

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and an equal number of downvotes from people who do.

[–]Kevat 2 points3 points ago

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Then how does he have so many upvotes? I smell consipracy...

[–]just_defy 5 points6 points ago

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because a vast majority of people on reddit are men. and a vast majority of woman on reddit are men

[–]Boomertc 1 point2 points ago

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Its a woman joking every one.

[–]arrowoftime 9 points10 points ago

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We invented the airplane.

[–]spaceboundmonkeys 8 points9 points ago

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Let's not stop there....

[–]eppursimouve 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but what drove the brothers mad so much so that they wanted to leave the ground and fly away?

[–]BisforBM 5 points6 points ago

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Fleas.

[–]eppursimouve 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck bitches, acquire airspeed.

[–]faqnsht 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand your question....what is it you're asking?

[–]seeashbashrun 2 points3 points ago

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As an actual woman, and therefore capable of representing my entire gender (obviously), I can say that this is not what we would say. I was thinking of more a long the lines of, "Ewwwww....". But good try.

[–]dlq84 22 points23 points ago

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You don't like sticky?

[–]jellytime 9 points10 points ago

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Don't judge us

[–]WhatAWomanWouldSay 0 points1 point ago

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As a man playing a woman, obvioulsy we never get what you want to say, so we assume that everything means "why are men so stupid?".

[–]jsauce61 1 point2 points ago

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lol'd after reading your name

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[–]Vaginal_Tractor 17 points18 points ago

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[–]aCrAzyKaos 2 points3 points ago

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hardest ive laughed in a good while. well done good sir.

[–]original-finder 65 points66 points ago

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[–]Jacosion 5 points6 points ago

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Not that I didnt laugh, but this should be marked as nsfw.

[–]chronical3 2 points3 points ago

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let us relate to that. link please?!?

[–]JustMe500 2 points3 points ago

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A girl's greatest fear.

[–]y2kbug 1 point2 points ago

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Except all the attention whores on gonewild.

[–]JustMe500 1 point2 points ago

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I stand corrected

[–]reynej 2 points3 points ago

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You've got to love Randy Marsh.

[–]bsjay 0 points1 point ago

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More like Randy Darsh!

[–]RonanEamon 2 points3 points ago

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link the picture?

[–]Type0 1 point2 points ago

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True story: I search, nay scour the internet in hopes that this may one day happen to me. Then this december, it happened... except instead of a hot girl that I KNEW... it was my beer rep. Bearded, tall, hairy, naked man with full wang display. It was like one of those monkey paw stories...

[–]anon_he_must 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a picture of a girl I knew on gonewild. I knew because I had already slept with her. :)

[–]pslater15 0 points1 point ago

U R SUCH A BALLER

[–]ElDiablo909 0 points1 point ago

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It's Ecto plasm!

[–]Gamgades456 0 points1 point ago

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Someone lactated

[–]tinktj06 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure your not just pretending you know this girl?

[–]evileeyore 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if funny... Or really creepy

[–]fryguymeow 0 points1 point ago

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I went to high school with one of the more famous suicidegirls.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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aka the only time you wwill ever see a girl you know naked.

[–]masuabie 0 points1 point ago

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Same thing happened to me but Pornhub and a video.

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[–]libertariantexan 1 point2 points ago

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Randy Marsh is not NSFW...

[–]petey1888 -2 points-1 points ago

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Japanese girls puking in each others mouth ... Click ....... Uh Brazilian fart porn .... Click

[–]UnknownArchive -3 points-2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Sweet! Reddit's back! 0coms -6pts 21dys funny
After 12 hours without /r/nsfw 0coms -1pt 21dys nsfw
r/gonewild right now 1com -2pts 21dys funny
Reddit, I'm getting my internet installed today after over a month without it after moving. Tonight will be glorious. [pic] 26coms 77pts 9mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Volsunga 1 point2 points ago

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Not really relevant since the title is the majority of the content in this submission.

[–]BenTG -4 points-3 points ago

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Not enough jizz.