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[–]BDurden 1297 points1298 points ago

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Sometimes at the supermarket I feel like everyone is looking at me because my shoes are a similar colour to my jeans and it looks stupid.

I need to see more photos like this.

[–]ChompyTBear 134 points135 points ago

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I see plenty of photos like this.
I need to actually see people like this.

[–]lostonrails 243 points244 points ago

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I went to Walmart once and felt a whole lot better about myself.

[–]sorenk99 92 points93 points ago

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It's an instant ego boost. But it does make one a bit sad for humanity.

[–]timeformetofly 56 points57 points ago

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Maybe someone else there thought the same when they saw you...

[–]brettjerk 27 points28 points ago

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Move to New York.

[–]la_collectionneuse 11 points12 points ago

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There are no more freaks left in New York.

[–]alttruism 2 points3 points ago

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unfortunately...

[–]peaceshot 177 points178 points ago

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Black jeans go with ANY colour of shoes!

...except maybe yellow.

[–]thelastsplash 218 points219 points ago

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Only do yellow and black if you're going for that stylish bumblebee look

[–]beachhouse21 258 points259 points ago

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or you're Wiz Khalifa

[–]BadKitty420 39 points40 points ago

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Or you go to VCU.

[–]fotografamerika 9 points10 points ago

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VCU, checking in.

[–]herbenmint 13 points14 points ago

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Go Rams!

[–]thuff 15 points16 points ago

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Or Iowa, or Purdue, or Vanderbilt..

[–]refreshbot 7 points8 points ago

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VCU?

[–]BadKitty420 13 points14 points ago

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Virginia Commonwealth University. Located in the heart of Richmond, VA.

[–]refreshbot 10 points11 points ago

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Oh, awesome basketball team, rich arts community. Been there once. Nice place in the summer, actually.

[–]PlayFair 10 points11 points ago*

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all the VCU posts got upvotes for being so hip

[–]Silence_Your_Phone 11 points12 points ago

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Virginia Commonwealth University.

Black and yellow colors.

[–]not4play4play 20 points21 points ago

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ahem! Black and GOLD.

[–]Otagraf 73 points74 points ago

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yer a wizzard 'arry.

[–]staxnet 19 points20 points ago

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Or the Bruce Lee/Kill Bill look.

[–]Rawruu 15 points16 points ago

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black + yellow = batman, duh

[–]duk3luk3 25 points26 points ago

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Or the hazard sign look.

[–]GeneralWarts 18 points19 points ago

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I like how after seeing the image above, we got on the topic of fashion advice. Just another day on reddit.

[–]Cheesydude 3 points4 points ago

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If it fits, it ships.

[–]1longtime 37 points38 points ago

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Black jeans also complement that hard to pull off "going bald but still sporting a pony tail" look.

[–]johnyutah 2 points3 points ago

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It's not hard to pull off. Just don't give a fuck, and collect rubber bands.

[–]anyonethinkingabout 22 points23 points ago

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didn't Wiz Khalifa teach you anything?

[–]emocol 51 points52 points ago

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Yeah, uh huh

[–]BadKitty420 51 points52 points ago

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You know what it is

[–]kevcube 30 points31 points ago

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Urrthang I do, I do it big

[–]_JxN 18 points19 points ago

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Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow

[–]FredCompany 13 points14 points ago

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It'sa me, mario

[–]murderous_rage 18 points19 points ago

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I just buy everything in acid wash. Problem solved!

[–]homeboy5925 83 points84 points ago

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you are a walking 1993

[–]aprildh08 6 points7 points ago

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I have this problem too! Only I don't really give a fuck anymore because the shoes are Toms and I will wear those goddamn shoes until the day they die because they're so comfortable.

[–]holysocks 41 points42 points ago

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except the shoes will die in a month

[–]drfitzgerald 9 points10 points ago

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Unless they're the burlap ones. In which case, I give 'em a week.

[–][deleted] 1727 points1728 points ago

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Yeah, THAT'S what's crazy about this picture....

[–]lud1120 352 points353 points ago

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Didn't even see it until now, the rest of the picture is more WTF.

[–]raver459 53 points54 points ago

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There is so much WTF in this picture...it's almost overwhelming.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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[–]haley_joel_osteen 127 points128 points ago

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Weirdest Star Trek cosplay I've seen since those bodypaint people (NSFW).

[–]MalevolentDragon 71 points72 points ago

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I didn't notice this was a Star Trek cosplay until this comment.

0.o

[–]User38691 7 points8 points ago

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It took your comment to go back and get it. I didn't get why these comments were about Star Trek, makes a bit more sense now.

[–]SaveTheBacon 24 points25 points ago

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For context, it looks like they were riding in the Solstice Parade (NSFW) during Seattle's Fremont Fair.

[–]radiatorboy 25 points26 points ago

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Why is it that the nerds have the biggest tits?

[–]Cephelopodia 58 points59 points ago

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Sedentary behavior tends to promote fatty tissue growth.

[–]Maybeyesmaybeno 4 points5 points ago

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RES tagging you as "Has scientific understanding of boobs".

[–]atworktemp 26 points27 points ago

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would be funny to flash your cock at those people.. they'd probably be like "wtf?" and you could just say "exactly..."

[–]buddyrubble 37 points38 points ago

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I would say, "Engage."

[–]kraaz 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god, the socks.

[–]NotSeriousAtAll 224 points225 points ago

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Hey, leave her alone! She's doing the lord's work.

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points ago

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Looks more like the lord did a job on her...

[–]insensitive_jerk 53 points54 points ago

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In all of his diminutive, black, Star Trek glory.

[–]Urble 94 points95 points ago

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Hans Moleman, Starfleet Command.

[–]diggduke 65 points66 points ago

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A little respect here -- that's Captain Christopher Pike, and he suffered a horrific disfigurement in The Menagerie.

[–]NeinNeinNein 32 points33 points ago

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...Oh good god, I did not realise that was a Star Trek outfit.

The more I look at this picture..

[–]DutchPrisoner 24 points25 points ago*

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This reminds me of an exchange on Seinfeld:

Therapist (to George): I thought you didn't believe in God?

George: I do for the bad things.

[–]Nog64 9 points10 points ago

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Everything can be related to Seinfeld

[–]benjags 6 points7 points ago

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with 180 episodes about nothing you end up talking about everything

[–]laetus 65 points66 points ago

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How crazy will it look when she goes through an MRI scanner?

[–]Thatsupercoolguy 133 points134 points ago

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More gorey than crazy, assuming the cross is made of a ferromagnetic material.

[–]ventdivin 67 points68 points ago*

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Actually, it's made of silicone

source: her website (NSFW)

edit: added NSFW tag / silicon(e)

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[–]joggle1 26 points27 points ago

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Not to mention, "don't stick your dick in crazy".

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[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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I'm never hitting the gym!

[–]reflibman 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW?

[–]zartcosgrove 2 points3 points ago

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So glad someone knew who the fuck she is. Did you know before you saw this reddit posting?

I'm curious why she's a superhero. Think she and Phoenix Jones hang out?

[–]redtheda 96 points97 points ago*

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It's not. It's Teflon.

Edit: Actually, I'm incorrect, I just asked Steve, and he said it was one of his first carved silicone pieces (he moved from using Teflon to silicone at around that time, 11 years ago). My bad. Still not ferromagnetic though!

[–]Manicplea 117 points118 points ago

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Hey. Let's not let facts get in the way of subdermal implant jokes.

[–]Close 53 points54 points ago

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Don't let him get under your skin.

[–]durfsmurf 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah, don't let him make you cross.

[–]Hello_This_Is_bear 29 points30 points ago

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Nice try, gory MRI enthusiast.

[–]jroot 26 points27 points ago

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Starfleet uses tricorders not MRI, she'll be fine!

[–]abnormalbrain 29 points30 points ago

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I don't think she's actually in Starfleet. I think it's some kind of costume.

[–]XXS_speedo 17 points18 points ago

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I think that's why that other Starfleet officer has her chained.

[–]c3powned 12 points13 points ago

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It's a silicone implant.

[–]120decibel 351 points352 points ago

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Hyperion?

[–]kinggimped 174 points175 points ago

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She is of the cruciform.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Hyperion.

[–]jaryl 28 points29 points ago

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I am not as avid a Hyperion fan as I thought. Ashamed.

Edit: Holy shit, on a limb, I checked if there was a subreddit for Hyperion, here it is http://www.reddit.com/r/hyperion

Theme makes it difficult to read though, was it from 1998?

[–]dnicholsonb 8 points9 points ago

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Oh my god, I only just recovered from the font clashes of the 90's last week. Now I'm going to be visually impaired 'til late 2021

[–]phorese 11 points12 points ago

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Ctrl-F, "cruci", upvote :)

[–]eoddc5 7 points8 points ago

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she must be HEAVILY sedated on pain meds

[–]shieeet 33 points34 points ago

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No worries, the shrike will soon get her shit fucked up

[–]Endsville 30 points31 points ago

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He already did, yesterday. She just hasn't caught up to it yet.

[–]yonkeltron 6 points7 points ago

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Moneta?

[–]BrendanJB 3 points4 points ago

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The shrike is fucking terrifying. Whenever it appeared I was just like "Oh fuck, oh fuck. Who is going to die...please not the poet. please not the poet. please not the poet"

[–]donna_hayward 15 points16 points ago

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SHE CARRIES THE CRUCIFORM

[–]yortman1 37 points38 points ago

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This was a great series. I also thought nobody else had ever heard of it

[–]tyrannosaw 20 points21 points ago

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I'm halfway through book two right now, its excellent!

[–]ReconKitten 23 points24 points ago

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Looks like she is of the cruciform. That must be what the Bikura look like.

[–]Miss_Bee 14 points15 points ago

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Nah, they don't have boobs.

[–]Inquisitor1 11 points12 points ago

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He meant the wheelchair dude.

[–]WideLight 9 points10 points ago

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The whole series is just a really great story. Love Dan Simmons. Check out Ilium and its followup Olympos by the same author. Good stuff!

[–]sotonohito 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, Ilium was ok, and Olympos was at absolute best tolerable.

The combination of his phoning it in and his insistence on including his paranoid right wing conspiracy mongering (why are there bad things in the future? Because a French surrender monkey didn't believe that Islam is the ultimate evil, that's why!) made the book a lot worse than it should have been.

Politics, including right wing politics, can work in fiction. But not the sort of insane John Birch conspiracy mongering that Simmons has fallen into.

[–]yortman1 11 points12 points ago

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In my opinion, from 1-4 they keep getting better

[–]donna_hayward 7 points8 points ago

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really? i only read the first two, but it sounds like i have to finish up...

[–]yortman1 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah I'd highly reccomend Endymion and The Rise of Endymion. /

[–]Vercingetorixxx 11 points12 points ago

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Just to offer an alternative viewpoint, I don't think the Endymion novels are nearly as good as Hyperion, and the Amazon reviews agree with me.

[–]Funkyy 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah a lot of people say that, however I'm in the minority of thinking they got better as it went along.

In fact the last book touched me in quite an emotional way. Took me a good couple of weeks before I could get into another book.

[–]brokenex 5 points6 points ago

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I can definitely understand why people don't think the last two are the best. Hyperion and the Fall of Hyperion are much more traditional sci-fi. Once you start to get into endymion it gets much more metaphysical and philosophical. Personally, I love that, but I can see how it isn't for everyone.

[–]vicariouscheese 3 points4 points ago

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I would totally agree with that, but I feel that if you don't read the last two you're still missing out on a lot of the story

[–]gishnon 4 points5 points ago

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Yes read all four! Then consider reading Ilium and Olympos, also by Simmons. Peter F Hamilton's Reality Dysfunction series is equally engrossing.

[–]James_Arkham 6 points7 points ago

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My mind is now blown.

[–]giovans 5 points6 points ago

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Endymion

[–]ChavinWeaver 6 points7 points ago

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You have made my day

[–]dumpyduluth 1 point2 points ago

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i'm kind of partial to maliwan, i like to set things on fire.

[–]Vee_Vee 396 points397 points ago

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That's Dani Danger and Gimp the Pimp. This picture is posted here all the time.

[–]Kaynolliee 39 points40 points ago

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Yes sir, I have actually had the pleasure of meeting Dani and she is a wonderful person. :)

[–]AcidXero 25 points26 points ago

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Yeah she is really cool. My friend Veronica and her did a short burlesque show for my friend's birthday party. Dani Danger also followed up the show by doing a tazering act where she tazered herself and had the birthday boy tazer her. Man those were fun times.

[–]jasontimmur 61 points62 points ago

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And last time I remember this picture being posted, she actually commented in the thread. She's a redditor.

[–]ProfessorPitbull 80 points81 points ago

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SOMEONE who grabbed the Dani_Danger moniker commented in the thread. They only posted once, and never followed up with questions about possible mistakes in their single post.

[–]regularmoe 17 points18 points ago

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Boo. This takes all the fun out of the picture.

[–]tomjenks1 46 points47 points ago*

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not only that, but shes a redditor too. she posted on this last time it was around. edit: i dont click on links :/ what i posted is exactly in the link that Vee_Vee posted. go check it out!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Yeah, only to be called 'attention whore' by several people in this lovely community.

[–]Pykins 12 points13 points ago

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To be fair, you don't really reach that level of WTF without enjoying the attention you get for it.

[–]furbait 8 points9 points ago

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uh, you somehow think she's not a major attention whore?

[–]NeverYourAverageJoe 45 points46 points ago

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If anyone is curious, this is her having sex(Clearly NSFW): http://www.youporn.com/watch/496716/punk-girl-with-split-tongue-sucks-a-cock/

[–]Stormageddon222 8 points9 points ago

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Damn, the collective detective skills of the internet keep me amazed.

[–]ZedsBread 2 points3 points ago

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Uh, I uh, uh... uhhhhhhhhhh

[–]Rizesun 185 points186 points ago

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Whats the t stand for?

[–]nbos 98 points99 points ago

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Triceratops obviously

[–]lazymoomoo 43 points44 points ago

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T for.. time to leave?

[–]Runfromme 93 points94 points ago

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It's across

[–]curbstickle 118 points119 points ago

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Across from where?

[–]IXISIXI 4 points5 points ago

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time to leave?

[–]WingedDefeat 465 points466 points ago

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Sub-dermal implant. If you were really from the internet, you would know this already.

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[–]elegylegacy 68 points69 points ago

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[–]spacemanspiff30 35 points36 points ago

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There are definitely not enough Kids in the Hall references on reddit. Cheers to you

[–]BDaught 16 points17 points ago

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I'm crushing your head!

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 7 points8 points ago

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I'm pinching your face!

[–]girldrinkdrunk 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, you see them here and there.

[–]DigitalChocobo 32 points33 points ago

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Phineas Gage did it first.

[–]phineasgage1848 21 points22 points ago

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I'm a trendsetter. What can I say...

[–]rawcaret 22 points23 points ago

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[–]bigsaucybob 2 points3 points ago

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[–]GingerGirl82 24 points25 points ago

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Tank girl?

[–]basilthegay 19 points20 points ago

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A+, would plow both.

[–]Iphotographboobs 102 points103 points ago

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I kinda wanna hit that

[–]penlies 138 points139 points ago

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You must have a crippled Umpalumpa fetish?

[–]Shadax 96 points97 points ago

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Something about a switcheroo, easy karma, yadda yadda.

[–]Tron-Gorf 39 points40 points ago

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Nice body. I guess I would have to. I just feel there MUST be some kind of weird surprise under the skirt.

[–]ProximaC 58 points59 points ago

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Oh, you're talking about the girl...

[–]w2tpmf 5 points6 points ago

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[–]twalker294 13 points14 points ago

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I prefer my mohawked midgets a little taller, but hey I'll try anything once.

[–]koolaidface 8 points9 points ago

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Kind of? I would totally hit that. She's a redditor too, if I remember correctly. I've done research.

[–]Shadax 28 points29 points ago*

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Honestly, and I had never thought I would say this, gonewild needs more girls like her.

Edit: Ah here she is:

http://www.reddit.com/user/Dani_Danger

Either she's a huge lurker or someone is advertising for her.

[–]anonymousrapeface 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you... So I'm not the only one

[–]redtheda 49 points50 points ago*

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Well this is a new experience. First time I saw someone I know on Reddit. That's Dani Danger and Gimp the Pimp, and they are two of the most awesome people alive - both total sweethearts.

I actually work for the guy who put the cross in her chest (and pointed her ears, and did her original transdermal implants, that's what the antennae are). He's the one who invented subdermal and transdermal implants, actually. The cross is one of his older pieces.

Edit: Here's some interviews with Dani, to get a little more insight. (Believe it or not, two of those are by my brother.)

[–]tobiasx 2 points3 points ago

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Also in the industry, who are you?

I'm guessing, based on her appearance, either Lucas, Steve Truitt or Samppa did her work?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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My instinct is that she would be a cool person to know and hang out with, but my attraction to her would ruin it.

[–]smokinDND 43 points44 points ago

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trekkies are so weird...

[–]hp2 5 points6 points ago

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Are those Q-tips coming out of her head?

[–]RedTheDopeKing 5 points6 points ago

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Aww, they're so in love! I remember when my wife used to pull me around on a leash.

[–]SpangGuy 5 points6 points ago

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I think of primary concern is the lack of rank on these uniforms. Red signifies a command officer, and gold an engineer. Statistically a red shirt will out rank a gold. How am I to believe HE'S the one in charge with no rank! Preposterous!!

[–]Downvoted_Defender 42 points43 points ago

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That chick, would give you the wildest sex you would ever hope to have. It would be scary and intense. You might die from it.

[–]naughtBrock 12 points13 points ago

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To the Snu-Snu chamber!

[–]soggit 3 points4 points ago

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Say what you will but if this picture proves nothing else it is that everyone has a soul mate.

[–]elheino 7 points8 points ago

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Is that a white guy in black face? :| ...

[–]redtheda 5 points6 points ago

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Nope, white girl dressed as a Klingon.

[–]grungyparadigm 7 points8 points ago

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Worst Master Blaster impression ever.

[–]43percentburnt 3 points4 points ago

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It's fairly common in the bodymod world. Google 'subdermal implants'.

[–]SparkleDad 2 points3 points ago

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It reminds me of this.

[–]Rsuperty 3 points4 points ago

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This looks like the best adventure ever.

[–]Iquitelikemilk 3 points4 points ago

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Kudos, that's one of the most weirdest things I've seen on Reddit lol :3

[–]Cobalegah 3 points4 points ago

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Epic Repost!

[–]werko 2 points3 points ago

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My next goal is to get a pet like that.

[–]Telewyn 3 points4 points ago

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Who run Barter Town!?

[–]Curll 20 points21 points ago

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She's a redditor. True story.

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[–]anxiety_reader 2 points3 points ago

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She uses too many smiley faces, redditors show emotion only through sarcasm thus she is not a redditor.

[–]uncletheo 5 points6 points ago

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Don't care, nice rack.

[–]occupyfacebook 81 points82 points ago

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32 re-posts in the last 30-40 days.

I'm not a hater of re-posts but this amazing pic has been re-posted 32 times - http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/L0SGZ.jpg

[–]lobstersandwich 110 points111 points ago

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This is the first time i've seen it.

[–]INQDPO 24 points25 points ago

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and if it gets posted another 32 times .. who cares. nothing is going to change about reposts here on reddit. too many users who spend different parts of their day dying on the site.

[–]wolfgang5feet 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah, fuck original content! There will always be someone who hasn't seen something so lets just keep flooding the system with the same stuff!

[–]coozyorcosie 4 points5 points ago

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If it's getting upvoted, then it's probably more than just someone who hasn't seen it.

[–]Flubbz 6 points7 points ago

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its the cruciform!!

[–]Durango_bob 4 points5 points ago

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I've known Dani since Junior High. She's one of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of calling my friend. We used to toilet paper each others houses, and go to church every week. She still goes to my little brother's band's shows here in Tempe AZ.

[–]theghoul 2 points3 points ago

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Key West?

[–]ImCynical 2 points3 points ago

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Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo...

[–]strapt313 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit! I know that girl! I punched her in the face at a skate competition about 6 years ago. She said she was going to some fight club and wanted to look the part. What's funny is that she is straight edge. No drugs or alcohol.

[–]AnswersRhetoricalQs 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, it is.

[–]tcoen8 2 points3 points ago

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repost repost repost respost repost

[–]qqqqo 2 points3 points ago

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Whaoh, Starfleet has changed

[–]Myyhee 2 points3 points ago

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STOP FUCKING REPOSTING THIS!!!

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 9 points10 points ago

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I do not care about the weirdness of this picture, she has big, BIG jugs. I'm a pervert.

[–]jperlman88 2 points3 points ago

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Hey whatever makes you happy.

[–]nupster 5 points6 points ago

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the cruciform!

[–]dafones 6 points7 points ago

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I know Reddit constantly warns us against it, but I so want to put my dick in crazy.

Edit: to clarify, I mean the crazy on the right, not the crazy on the left.

[–]Tron-Gorf 8 points9 points ago

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Somebody's parents didn't buy her that pony when she was 9.

[–]Cr1m 4 points5 points ago

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I remember this picture from awhile back. I think the girl models

[–]robertfawxjr 13 points14 points ago

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She models.. and she commented on the thread..

[–]seanlax5 4 points5 points ago

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So, is this the antithesis of people at Walmart?

[–]seanlax5 12 points13 points ago

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So.... people of Whole Foods???