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[–]TheFatKing25 11 points12 points ago

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Or just going to a party as a single guy -SAP-

[–]Knale 1 point2 points ago

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I was gunna say, relationship status really has no bearing on me usually feeling like this at parties.

[–]ChopandChange 7 points8 points ago

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Thing is, girls only want to talk to you when you're in a relationship. Therefore you should be the life of the party.

[–]Deo4yourbo 0 points1 point ago

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It's true. Unfortunately.

[–]OnAGoodDay 3 points4 points ago

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Or if you're stoned!

[–]ephyoosecay 0 points1 point ago

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yeah just get stoned. problem solved, next task.

[–]TotallyWizard 1 point2 points ago

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No, this is going to parties sober.

[–]Chachoregard 1 point2 points ago

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Or if I look like fucking Voldemort.

Also, this is old.

[–]macthecomedian 1 point2 points ago

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at least you get to walk away with one of those pointy party hats.

[–]TheHep 0 points1 point ago

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That's what drugs are for.

[–]Obalanserad 1 point2 points ago

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So true it hurts.

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

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I actually had way more fun at parties when I was in a relationship.

[–]PeeSherman 1 point2 points ago

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Same. I wasn't in one last year and all that consumed my mind was hooking up with chicks and if I didn't score, I considered it a failed night.

Now I go out just looking to have a good time and its over 9000 times more better-er.

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. You never have to worry about chicks.

[–]johnstonchron -4 points-3 points ago

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you guys are gay. i am in a relationship and i still go to parties and have fun, i just try to look for a threesome instead of just one girl now...

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU!

[–]yogybear 1 point2 points ago

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nice repost from 4chan

[–]TheothercaptianD 0 points1 point ago

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I know that fucking feel

[–]BaldieLox 0 points1 point ago

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This is going to parties when you're an internet dwelling forever-alone.

[–]Dirty_Dingus_McGee -3 points-2 points ago

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So you're not allowed to have fun when you're in a relationship?

[–]StephanBotha 9 points10 points ago

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NO YOU ARE NOT!

DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!??!?!

[–]mpjby 2 points3 points ago

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You are allowed to, but generally you find those few hours by the xbox more valuable than trying to socialize with drunk people, with no intention of hooking up with a ladie.

[–]jimmyjungles -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL THis makes soooo much sense I went to a Club with a friend last week, just stood at the bar and was wanting to be home with coffee and cookies and my XBOX Control.