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[–]Infinitezero2010 112 points113 points ago

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.I always just turn the TV up to an obnoxious volume. They either walk out of the room or ask me to turn it down to which I reply: I was on the TV before you were on the phone, so DON'T MAKE ME BREAK THE REMOTE OFF IN YOUR ASSHOLE GRANDMA. Or something like that

[–]SupSatire 51 points52 points ago

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...Jesus, man.

[–]Infinitezero2010 33 points34 points ago

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Naa I mean don't feel bad for her. She's always bitching about how her joints hurt and her old skin feels and looks like leather. I say, the sooner she multiplies by zero the better. Join infinity grandma

[–]ConstipatedNinja 20 points21 points ago

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Multiplying by zero leaves her at zero, not infinity.

[–]OhHaiMarc 9 points10 points ago

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Best to divide by zero

[–]arCyn1c 5 points6 points ago

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Then she'd just be undefined. Which I suppose makes a little sense. We could do both. Multiply her by zero, then divide her by zero. Indeterminate grangran.

[–]Willxc123 3 points4 points ago

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Schrodinger's grandma. She's both alive and dead simultaneously... No, wait, she's definitely just dead.

[–]OhHaiMarc -1 points0 points ago

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I never got why they called it "undefined" it's more like impossible, since you can't exactly split nothing into more nothing

[–]Infinitezero2010 1 point2 points ago

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If the value of something cannot be defined it is equal to every other value that cannot be defined. Therefore zero-or worthlessness is equal to infinity in that the value cannot be defined. Zero is by definition, the absolute absence of something. Infinitely nothing.

[–]Dragon_DLV 4 points5 points ago

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Nobody fucks with teh jesus.

[–]CerealK 1 point2 points ago

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You've said it man!

[–]I_AM_A_BICYCLE -1 points0 points ago

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[–]xebo 13 points14 points ago

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No, the point is that the phone is portable; The television is not.

Get-The-Fuck-Out-Of-The-Living-Room

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

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The opposing point is, the TV, the phone and the living room belong to mom & dad. Therefore, OP can be polite and respectful to his parents and not give his mother dirty looks if she comes into the living room to talk on the phone because she can't hear her conversation over the sound of the washing machine washing OP's clothes.

[–]xebo 3 points4 points ago

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You're talking about how, since the mother owns everything and raised the op, her actions are justified. I agree with you.

However, I'm talking about how, despite her actions being justified, they lack common decency.

We're talking about two different things.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -2 points-1 points ago

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No, I am not saying that at all. I would also find mom's actions annoying.

What I have been saying is that OP is being a spoiled little shit and has nothing to whine about.

[–]Anonymous_Bosch 11 points12 points ago

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You could always be an adult and move out.

[–]moarroidsplz -3 points-2 points ago*

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Yeah because everyone on reddit is 20+ or with a job.

[–]JimmyJamesMac -3 points-2 points ago

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No job = shut the fuck up

[–]moarroidsplz 4 points5 points ago

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...what? I don't have a job because I'm a full-time student, and I could understand why other people out there wouldn't have jobs.

Fuck's sake. No one just goes "UGH I HATE MY MOM ON THE PHONE, TIME TO GET A JOB AND MOVE OUT AND START PAYING RENT".

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -2 points-1 points ago

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Point is, free rent + free food + laundry service = don't complain about the little things your parents do that bug you.

[–]moarroidsplz 3 points4 points ago

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That makes no sense. Why the fuck can't you complain about dumb, rude shit that your parents do, just because you're living with them? You can appreciate the things a person does for you and also not tolerate them being a dick.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -3 points-2 points ago

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Because they are paying your way through life and you are lucky to live in a house and have a TV in the first place.

[–]moarroidsplz 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not "lucky". They're doing what any parents would do: house and care for their child. I'll do the same for my kids as long as they're still doing something productive (e.g. going to school). It's not like I'm just sitting around and watching TV all day, because if I was, I'd deserve to have my ass kicked out.

And if my kid is living in the house with me and I walk in on the phone and see them watching a movie, I'll try not to be a dick and disturb them. That's just common courtesy that everyone deserves.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -2 points-1 points ago

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Ifmy kid looked at me like that, that would be the end of movie time.

[–]mushmancat 1 point2 points ago

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We get it bro, you're on the side of the parents. Maybe you should make another 5 responses letting everyone know.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -2 points-1 points ago

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Am I commenting too much for you, bud? Gosh, I'm sorry.

[–]lookme 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see how following a social contract excuses you from doing little things that bug others.

Simply because you point out an annoyance does not make you unapreciative. Better to vent than to let it build into silent resentment.

[–]kpanzer 0 points1 point ago

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Wait? Someone else remembers the "My White Momma" sketch from from MadTV?!

[–]earthboundmisfitt 21 points22 points ago

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This falls under 12 year old first world problems.

[–]daVe_hR 17 points18 points ago

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"Could you turn that down? I'm on the phone."

[–]antihumorous 32 points33 points ago

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You should move out of your mom's house, then.

[–]griffith12 14 points15 points ago

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bunch of fucking whiny children in this thread.

[–]VladTheImpala 7 points8 points ago

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that was mean

you're mean!!

[–]midnightauto 9 points10 points ago

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her house bro

[–]ProximaC 4 points5 points ago

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And her TV, her cable subscription, her couch, her phone...

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 3 points4 points ago

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Her living room...

[–]g8z05 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit, you rampaged in this mother fucker. Quick, there's like 3 comments at the bottom you haven't gotten to yet.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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Shit... K, I'm on it.

[–]iwashere33 44 points45 points ago

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solution: move out of the house and pay rent yourself. ta fuckin da.

[–]not28 5 points6 points ago

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Oh to be young and dependent again.

[–]Ticus6 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly this.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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I like the part where you assume he doesn't pay rent.

[–]alexunderwater 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently he has to care for his invalid mother that walks around blabbering nonsense of the phone all day while mining for snot nuggets.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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It's been confirmed that people under the age of 18 are redditors. If this person is 14-17 it's very unreasonable to expect them to move out.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -1 points0 points ago

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Also unreasonalbe to expect them not to take their situation for granted then, I guess.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, I'm not protecting loldgaf in his disrespectful ways, but all the people here saying things like,"Move out and get your own house" aren't taking in consideration that this person is probably too young to actually move out, thus why he has no problem complaining about his mom to a bunch of strangers.

[–]Mcflexington -5 points-4 points ago

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Because everyone is able to do that.

[–]dsdsds 10 points11 points ago

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If you can't do that, then you have to put up with whatever the owners/leaseholders want, including talking in the phone whenever.

[–]silentcrs 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, everyone is after age 16 or so.

[–]Mcflexington 1 point2 points ago

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TIL joblessness is a myth.

[–]Anonymous_Bosch 13 points14 points ago

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If you're a grown man living at home with his parents because he's jobless I think your mother interrupting your special time is the least of your worries.

[–]moarroidsplz 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck said he was a grown man, or that he wasn't in college?

[–]Touching_Cloth 1 point2 points ago

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You don't have to have a job to move the fuck out.

[–]silentcrs 1 point2 points ago

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Generally speaking, I've found that most people without a job aren't doing it because there's a lack of jobs in their area, but a lack of jobs they want to do.

This is particularly evident with the younger generation. "I just got out of college. I shouldn't have to work as a busboy." Well, guess what -- unless you plan off to mooch off your parents you better get used to menial labor until you get your dream job.

During high school and right after college I did labor that had nothing to do with my chosen career field (I worked at a miniature golf course at one point). Now I'm making 6 digits in technology. The miniature golf course was a means to get money in my pocket and out of the house. People shouldn't feel they're entitled to better jobs just because of who they are or what they studied. Especially in this economy.

[–]WaywardSpaniard 11 points12 points ago

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Also when someone comes into the room and just stands there while you're trying to watch it. Either you sit down and watch it or you leave.

[–]The_Pants_Command_Me 5 points6 points ago

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I hated that. Fly the nest as soon as possible. It's much nicer on your own.

[–]Macaque_is_wise 8 points9 points ago

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He's plotting how to swipe those boogers from him

[–]skylander495 2 points3 points ago

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Actually..no. That was the look my mother game me whenever she walked in on me watching a movie. She hits the power button and says either, (A) go outside and play, (B) go to bed, or (C) Your watching "trash"

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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or (D) do something with that dead hooker in your room.

[–]AgedAardvark 2 points3 points ago

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Quick question: Who pays the electric bill in this house? Mom and Dad? Then STFU or GTFO.

[–]Kendown 3 points4 points ago

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I hope she slaps the shit out of you, and reminds you who's house you live in.

[–]Sleekery 7 points8 points ago

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Don't care about why you posted it, but love the .gif.

[–]seenitbefore 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, that black dude looks pissed.

[–]newtype2099 1 point2 points ago

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i like how the gorilla eerily backs away as the other begins eating its own snot.

[–]Gizardmeat 1 point2 points ago

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I fail to see how picking your nose and eating it will get your mother to leave you alone.

[–]CDX74 1 point2 points ago

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my girlfriend does this sometimes. Answers the phone in another room, then wanders in to wherever I am and continues the conversation. Why?!

[–]TheJanks 1 point2 points ago

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My wife does this.

I just continue to raise the volume on the TV and claim firsties when she complains. She rarely complains -- she's a loud polish woman who goes above 50.

[–]bumblebeerose 1 point2 points ago

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I do this to my house mates a LOT. They specifically ask me to put on a film and then insist on talking the entire way through. Pisses me off an absolute treat

[–]syriquez 1 point2 points ago

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ITT: People that have never had their own house and had parents/grandparents live with them.

[–]ProximaC 1 point2 points ago

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You're lucky kid. You still have a mom. Turn your fucking movie off and tell her you love her when she gets off the phone. Then do the goddamn dishes for her.

[–]pibroch 5 points6 points ago

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GET OFF MY LAWN.

No, seriously, STFU. It's your mom, it's her house, and get your own if you want to watch movies uninterrupted.

[–]PaiMei 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote for solid gif Downvote for bitching about living with mommy. Voided.

[–]TeaDrinkingParty 2 points3 points ago

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Did I miss something? Why does everyone assume the OP is old enough to move out? Might not it be a teenager who is just sick and tired of people who act without common sense and respect for others?

Besides, I thought reddit would be the kind of place that isn't particularly welcoming to the "my house, my rules" type of mentality.

[–]Phapeu 3 points4 points ago

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This thread is a raging bandwagon of "GROW THE FUCK UP AND MOVE OUT, DOUCHEFAG!!!!"

My mom did this when I lived at home and was too young to move out. Later, when I was still too young to move out but did help with bills from a part-time job, she still did it. My girlfriend does it in our rented house now.

The comments here would lead me to believe that the general consensus here is that I had no justification to be annoyed at first, was partly justified later and am now half or fully justified to be annoyed.

I personally think that it's just a rude thing to do.

[–]AgedAardvark 2 points3 points ago

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"You thought wrong, dude."

[–]griffith12 -4 points-3 points ago

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"Might not it be a teenager who is just sick and tired of people who act without common sense and respect for others?"

Unless he is paying the bills along with her or he is letting her live with him in his house, he can just STFU.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

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This is such a stupid mentality.

Parents are allowed to be assholes to their kids because they own the house and the kids aren't allowed to complain at all.

[–]griffith12 -3 points-2 points ago

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no more stupid than.... I get to be a whiny bitch because I am watching a movie and am therefor the most important person under this roof at this time

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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You be retarded, yo.

[–]griffith12 -1 points0 points ago

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You a bitch, yo.

[–]and_of_four 4 points5 points ago

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Walking into a room where someone is in the middle of a movie while you're yapping on the phone is rude no matter who's doing it. Paying the bills doesn't give you a right to be rude. It's ok to feel annoyed when someone does if this happens to you.

[–]TeaDrinkingParty 0 points1 point ago

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Who says he doesn't have a job and is helping her with the bills? And how much more can he STFU if all he does is give her a look?

[–]griffith12 -1 points0 points ago

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i was speaking more in reference to the general "teen" you spoke about, not so much this guy in particular.

and for the record I say he doesnt have a job and is not helping her with the bills. that kinda kid wouldnt start a thread where everyone whiny redditor lambastes their mothers and grandmothers over bullshit.

[–]DarkJokernj 3 points4 points ago

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xD....Thats so true. This is the face I make when I'm really into the movie, and someone that wasn't paying attention to the movie (for like 40 mins) sees your reaction to a good scene and ask for basically everything that happen that lead to the that epic point.

[–]Odusei 1 point2 points ago

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"HEY WHACHA WATCHING?"

'WHAT?"

"HOLD ON, LET ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE TV SO I CAN HEAR YOU."

"OH, DID YOU BUY IT, IS IT A TV SHOW?"

"OKAY."

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

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When your mom walks in the room on the phone while you're watching a movie?

Yea that happens to me all the time. NOT

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 1 point2 points ago

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just imagine how an apes boogers taste.. imagine it

[–]supersharma -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 0 points1 point ago

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Taste the rainbow

[–]eyereddit 2 points3 points ago

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... on the TV that she paid for.

[–]fowlkris87 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. Everyone in my family does this and I hate it.

[–]turnleftdale 1 point2 points ago

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You live with your mom.

[–]taessen 0 points1 point ago

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Just wanted to let you guys know I picked my nose when I opened the link.

[–]saffer001 0 points1 point ago

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Those Jimmies are sure getting rustled in there..

[–]lolalvarez 0 points1 point ago

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lol well i thought this was funny, upvote for you :~)

[–]boutsofbrilliance 0 points1 point ago

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multiply this by one thousand and now you know how your mom feels while she is watching a movie and has to pause that shit to go drive your ass somewhere.

[–]pulezan 0 points1 point ago

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Am I really the only one who's tired of these "Me when...", "This when", "That when" gifs? It's getting really annoying and I'd really like to know that I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

[–]Planet-man 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh, NSFL.

[–]jokubolakis 0 points1 point ago

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Your mom looks like an ape

[–]buttonforest 0 points1 point ago

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My mother has an uncanny ability to a)walk in talking loudly on the phone and then b) stand directly in front of the tv. I know this is a whiny thread but FUCK it makes me so goddamn mad.

[–]CervantesD 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO

[–]Avi3leaves 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ayers231 0 points1 point ago

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I intentionally walk in and interrupt my 21 year old's TV shows. He hasn't moved out, doesn't pay rent, and doesn't like it when I watch Bad Girl's Club in my underwear on the couch when his girlfriend is over. Something will change eventually, but not my underwear... lol

[–]HarryCeward 0 points1 point ago

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FTFY: The look your mom gives you when she walks in on you masturbating.

[–]isawwhatyoudid 0 points1 point ago

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That is extremely creepy.

[–]escapeitall 0 points1 point ago

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literally right when I clicked this link...my moms skype went off from her boyfriend...and both my brother and I gave her that look. Perfect timing!

[–]snukz -2 points-1 points ago

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where's the stare for being an ungrateful shit that should move out of their parents home if they don't like it so much

[–]Jabbathematt 2 points3 points ago

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It's drawn on the stick up your ass. Sheesh.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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HEY GUYS. MOMS SUCK! UPVOTE IF YOU HAVE A MOM WHO'S A REAL STINKER!!!!

[–]KingGorilla 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thekemistmelb -1 points0 points ago

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I just did this to my brother who came in to my room switched the light on and goes "wheres your printer paper"

[–]therealjag -1 points0 points ago

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eeeuuughhh you bastard, that should be labelled Not Safe For Meal Times, i nearly threw up my lunch!

[–]live3orfry -1 points0 points ago

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OH GOD WHY IS SHE EATING HER BUGGERS

[–]MrObjector -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone have a link to a similar gif involving preschoolers? There was a girl freaking out because a boy sneezed and just left his snot everywhere on his face.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago*

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Everyone shut the fuck up and be funny about the .gif, stop being dicks about moms and it's their house and moving out.

EDIT: Downvote the guy wanting funny to be in r/funny.

[–]Tyremmie 1 point2 points ago

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ILL SAVE YOU, BRO!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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