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[–]whiteouTT 60 points61 points ago

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"What do we want?"

"Fry's dog!"

"When do we want it?"

"Fry's dog!"

[–]Cuphat 11 points12 points ago

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And now, his people's native dance!

[–]MnBran6 5 points6 points ago

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♫ Do do do dodo dodo do do ...

[–]bland_username 1 point2 points ago

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Let me sing you the song of my people...

[–]scriptmonkey420 4 points5 points ago

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It says this part of The Hustle implores the gods to grant a favour. Usually a Trans-AM.

[–]KenjiNorris 5 points6 points ago

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What do we want?

A cure for Tourette's!

When do we want it?

Monkey slut!

[–]IMoperator 1 point2 points ago

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Came here expecting this and wasn't let down. Great job reddit.

[–]Speaka_Engrish 44 points45 points ago

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A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR

[–]coolsilver 9 points10 points ago

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When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf

[–]Superspookyghost 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for old-weezer reference.

[–]SmokeyDBear 0 points1 point ago

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Well damnit. I guess I'm listening to the blue album on the way to class today.

[–]TharSheVotes 0 points1 point ago

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Her eyes will be brighter than the moon…

[–]geekychica 7 points8 points ago

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I want her paler than the moon / with eyes that shine like stars (FTFY)

[–]FlexorCarpiUlnaris 22 points23 points ago

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This is from the Colbert-Stewart rally almost two years ago.

[–]JoshSN 18 points19 points ago

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Wow, like, ancient history, preserved for us here, today, 100s of new cycles later.

[–]monsterballads 0 points1 point ago

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it was actually b4 that. just sayin'. on the same team bro

[–]zeppelinfromled -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously guys, it's approaching its funniness expiration date. Everyone knows that things cease to be funny after a certain period of time, which is why no one on reddit like Monty Python.

[–]Stingraid 64 points65 points ago

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We want more reposts!

[–]SpazeLacer 34 points35 points ago

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On the hour every hour!

[–]japemerlin 15 points16 points ago

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every hour!

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[–]DcHolliday3559 13 points14 points ago

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every hour!

[–]TheBroestBro 7 points8 points ago

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every hour!

[–]HX_Flash 6 points7 points ago

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every hour!

[–]silly_pineapple 5 points6 points ago

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every hour!

[–]bureX 21 points22 points ago

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Porkchop sandwiches!

[–]longhaireddan 0 points1 point ago

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Dental Plan!

[–]MrBrawn 4 points5 points ago

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every hour!

[–]DrReddits 0 points1 point ago

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every hour!

[–]pr01etar1at 32 points33 points ago

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...in a journal hid behind a paywall by publishers that don't reimburse academics for their work product on research which is funded by your tax dollars.

[–]ultraspeedz 5 points6 points ago

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plos one is trying to solve this and the open access/journal movement is picking up steam.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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PLOS anything, really. PLOS One kind of sucks though.

PLOS Biology, PLOS Computational Biology and PLOS Medicine are actually pretty good.

[–]WeeBabySeamus 0 points1 point ago

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PLOS One = terribad

[–]chejrw 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad their impact factors are like negative infinity.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah. That's um, wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PLoS_Biology

"According to the Journal Citation Reports, the journal has a 2009 impact factor of 12.916, ranking it first in the category 'Biology'."

[–]pr01etar1at 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. But Impact Factors are not the greatest thing since sliced bread. See Loet Leydesdorff, Amsterdam School of Communications Research - Caveats for the Use of Citation Indicators in Research and Journal Evaluations.

Edit: Cool. He was nice enough to put it online. This was published in the Journal of the American Society for Information Science and Technology. Probably why it's not completely hidden behind a pay wall. PDF

[–]DrDebG 0 points1 point ago

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...but I'm not bitter.

[–]pr01etar1at 1 point2 points ago

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I'm an ex-librarian. This isn't about some personal wrong, it's about the fact that I value knowledge and education and I see those pursuits being stifled in the name of profit.

[–]DrDebG 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a college professor - and the "I" there was me. You're preaching to the choir here...so: Amen, Sister/Brother.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”

― Isaac Asimov

[–]frenzyfol 2 points3 points ago

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Best sign ever.

[–]a-ninja-near 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]bigtallguy 5 points6 points ago

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lol i remember seeing this sign at the rally to restore sanity. damn good fucking times

[–]a-ninja-near -1 points0 points ago

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You must have been near me.

[–]MrMadcap 3 points4 points ago

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[–]SolarGlare 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, so apparently its a repost. First time I've seen it. I laughed.

[–]willymo 4 points5 points ago

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Good lord, I dont usually complain about reposts but it's every fucking day with this thing.

[–]zeppelinfromled -1 points0 points ago

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Really? I mean, I've seen it before, but it's been at least months since I've last seen it.

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

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Really. For the past 2 weeks this has somehow made it to/close to the front page like every other day.

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[–]Terker_jerbs 1 point2 points ago

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Scientists will almost always advocate further research.

[–]mindaika 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, as a scientist myself, no matter how clear or unambiguous a result is, I guarantee I'll never say, "Nah, I think that's enough research on this. Let's pack it up."

Edit: I think the "link" between autism and vaccines is pretty clearly non-existant, and I'd still say it could use some more research, especially since there's still people who don't get it.

[–]JohnTrollvolta 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe the research that needs to be done should be conducted in an effort to determine why those people don't get it.

[–]oneiria 0 points1 point ago

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At least until there is no more that can be learned.

[–]latenthubris 1 point2 points ago

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That is the way it works. It is unfortunate that layers of oversight only give greater certainty instead of complete certainty however, I don't know how to fix that.

At least the paper would have given information about their methodology and attempts to replicate (read: failing to replicate) could happen faster.

[–]gkryo 1 point2 points ago

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Oh cool. Somebody likes my picture from the Restore Sanity rally enough to post it on here again.

[–]a-ninja-near 1 point2 points ago

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You took the picture?

That's me holding the sign.

[–]gkryo 1 point2 points ago

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Go us!

[–]Applebeignet 1 point2 points ago

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I'll be carrying a shameless rip of this sign at the protest in Amsterdam on saturday.

Also: re-re-re-re-re-re-repost.

[–]Hrodrik 1 point2 points ago

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What, you want a technocracy? Actual specialists influencing policies? Nonsense, that would never work!

[–]IM_V_CATS 1 point2 points ago

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Fry's dog!

[–]kentaror 2 points3 points ago

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when do we want it?

[–]FlexorCarpiUlnaris 3 points4 points ago

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Fry's dog!

[–]corpsefireNL 2 points3 points ago

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Oh look, it's that post from every day for the past 2 months.

[–]chejrw -1 points0 points ago

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Oh look, it's that post from every day for the past 2 months years.

FTFY. It's from the Rally in 2010

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 1 point2 points ago

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Any other Al Snow fan shout "Head!" in their...head?

OOOH YEEEEAHHH

[–]ABCdelicious 0 points1 point ago

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"what do we want?!" "gays in scouts!" "when do we want it?!" "TIMMAH!"

[–]Niubai 0 points1 point ago

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What do we want?

Bigger doors!

Where do we want them?

Weed stores!

[–]waitwhat91 0 points1 point ago

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Front page two days in a row? Maybe Im spending to much time on reddit....nah

[–]coolsilver 0 points1 point ago

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[citation needed]

[–]BrooklynBuckeye 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, hey, ho, ho. Occam's razor is on the go!

[–]Shadax 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Toastidge 0 points1 point ago

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While this may sound stupid I often find my self auguring for this to become policy, sometimes when people ask my opinion on current events I find myself answering "I don't have sufficient evidence to take a position on this right now".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I signed in just to down vote you. Feel special.

[–]HarryCeward 0 points1 point ago

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What do we want?
More than a day between repost!

When do we want it?
In six or more months!

[–]GBRBUGEATER 0 points1 point ago

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I literally see this every day... wtf

[–]somewhatcleverEel 0 points1 point ago

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Right on brotha!

[–]Porker22 0 points1 point ago

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Every Hour!

[–]geekychica 0 points1 point ago

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What do we want? To get you sandwiches! When do we want it? Whenever is convenient for you!

[–]lemursteamer -1 points0 points ago

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FRY'S DOG!

[–]Self_Manifesto -1 points0 points ago

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Consideration for space contraints!

Anytime protesters want to be taken seriously.

[–]sirin3 -1 points0 points ago

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What do you want?

Never ask that question

[–]LuisSanchezWG -1 points0 points ago

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I was expecting "A girl worth fighting for!"

[–]getgnar -1 points0 points ago

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I think this is silly. Most of what can be referred to as "change" is based on evidence, or more accurately, evidence based on assumptions, but once we bring it to the real world we realize that there are variables we didn't anticipate. Examples: any fiscal policy ever.

[–]strongflower -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]anotherwhitekid -2 points-1 points ago

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"Pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe"