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[–]EyesfurtherUp 31 points32 points ago

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I don't have a dick and looking at this picture makes my dick hurt

[–]CrackerJack23 16 points17 points ago*

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You're ether a woman or an alien.

[–]Thermoelectric 10 points11 points ago

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if they were either one they would still know how to spell you're

[–]CrackerJack23 1 point2 points ago

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Touché

[–]TheKingOfDownvotes 5 points6 points ago

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With the right comma's, this could be a great party.

[–]CrackerJack23 1 point2 points ago

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Care to elaborate?

[–]lishkimk 6 points7 points ago

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or both!

[–]AyChihuahua 2 points3 points ago

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Or the man in the photo...

[–]grizzlymann 4 points5 points ago

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There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

[–]CrackerJack23 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure what this meant but its very deep sounding so I give you an up vote.

[–]wetzels-pretzels 15 points16 points ago

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Is that.... Pressed dick‽

[–]Vicious_Violet 7 points8 points ago

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Upvoted for using an interrobang

[–]lishkimk 12 points13 points ago

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taking no fap feb wayyyy to far

[–]hdadeathly 21 points22 points ago

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So now when he masturbates he gets paper cuts. That was a dumb idea, he's dumb.

[–]DuckHunter101 13 points14 points ago

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This is not the hard way, retard. The hard way is straight through, as depicted in this photo that was in /r/spacedicks

WARNING: NSFL & NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/m0cXz.jpg

[–]illDogg 8 points9 points ago

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OH MY GOD! I'VE SEEN A BUNCH OF SHIT BUT NEVER THAT!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING! THAT'S LIKE THE ULTIMATE PUNSHMENT!

You win WTF of the year award for sure...

[–]pagodapagoda 6 points7 points ago

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Not sure if that was a rhetorical question, but it's a psychiatric disease called body integrity identity disorder, and apparently is a rare result of brain damage or abnormal neural development (specifically of the sensory homunculus). It's not terribly uncommon either...

The more you know. star

[–]theystolemyusername 1 point2 points ago

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Does the person taking the picture have some sort of identity disorder too?

[–]fastuscactus 0 points1 point ago

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I was always wondering when I used to browse 4chan and would see gif's of people cutting off their finger tips, why any sane person would do that. This explains it.

[–]iMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

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It's all the more weird if you add in the fact that they also had to want to SHARE these things with the world.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Is that guy missing a finger?

[–]CrackerJack23 2 points3 points ago

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Yes I've seen this a few years ago in my Internet travels, I've seen 2 gifs , one is if what you have just seen the other is of him cutting open his finger removing the bone and sewing it back shut.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 2 points3 points ago

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Holy. Shit.

[–]berda70 2 points3 points ago

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That's enough internet for me today. Good bye.

[–]onanonanonaonon 1 point2 points ago

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thanks for posting something that is actually wtf, even an old copypasta like that seems fresh on this board.

[–]DuckHunter101 0 points1 point ago

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check out /r/spacedicks more often haha

[–]onanonanonaonon 2 points3 points ago

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Nigga please. I don't even click /r/wtf untill spacedicks is 100% purple.

[–]DuckHunter101 0 points1 point ago

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DATE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS ABOUT!

[–]MisaMisa21 0 points1 point ago

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OMG!!!!! I have no words for this...

[–]Pr0nade 7 points8 points ago

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[–]zoso4evr 3 points4 points ago

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A flat "no"

[–]Lazook 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, come one. I was just gonna masturbate.

[–]DuckHunter101 2 points3 points ago

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[–]smguy101 3 points4 points ago

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well, I'm done with the internet for today...

[–]Parabolized 4 points5 points ago

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aaaaa! it's back! this was the image that introduced me to spacedicks. I thought I'd be safe from spacedicks shit here, but apparently not! cries in corner

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]oed706 2 points3 points ago

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I'm really wondering why people do this to themselves. From time here and on /b/ I've seen dicks chopped, balls nailed, and this, among other things. Why?

[–]seabass341 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know, but I think it's possible that the guy in the picture isn't actually doing that much damage to his dick. It's pretty malleable when flaccid. That shit is pretty extreme though.

[–]drphilwasright 1 point2 points ago*

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I cant remember the name, but thats from this old guys blog about penis toture. Every post was about him torturing and mutilating his penis in various way, including wrapping up his penis and balls with fishing line until they were unrecognizable, nailing his balls to planks of wood, and filling his sack with saline until it was the size of a melon EDIT: Here it is http://www.erebli.blogspot.com/?zx=d2ef381f2089620c NSFW obviously. It was actually posted in /r/spacedicks a little while ago

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

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Human sexuality is a wonderfully strange thing. Associations can be formed at a young age that can cause all sorts of... unusual... sexual practices.

[–]hexperiment 2 points3 points ago

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It's amazing what people do with their own dicks.

[–]Dontfeedthebears 2 points3 points ago

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more like WHY the fuck. but also, what the fuck.

[–]RabidMonkeyOnCrack 2 points3 points ago

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I want to know what happened after he took it off. Someone has to have an after photo.

[–]nitrosmomma88 3 points4 points ago

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Every time I see this I have a greater appreciation for my fiances dick

[–]CrackerJack23 0 points1 point ago

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Appreciate it! Appreciate it hard!

[–]dafrawg 3 points4 points ago

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why?

[–]ohpleaseohplease 3 points4 points ago

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for SCIENCE!!

[–]yall_crazy 3 points4 points ago

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OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH

[–]rwingvr6 1 point2 points ago

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[–]urskittles 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God..not the Pain Olympics shudder

[–]LadyNerd 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]Locke57 0 points1 point ago

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Come the fuck on dude, if its NSFL, FUCKING TAG IT NSFL!

[–]Dookus 0 points1 point ago

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Another envelope-fucker.

[–]stuckit 0 points1 point ago

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Why do so many people hate their penises?

[–]Helveticant 0 points1 point ago

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Why...

[–]Factran 0 points1 point ago

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That's it. It's this post. I unsubscribe. And no, I didn't even watched the image ; the title is enough. No, I don't want to see that. Bye.

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

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This is what a mammogram feels like.

[–]misterswarvey 0 points1 point ago

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I only want nice things to happen to my penis.

[–]m1kepro 0 points1 point ago

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I hope that's not hard.

[–]BloodOfTheMexicans 0 points1 point ago

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Were you just bored one day and decided "im gunna flatten my dick, it wont hurt at all. Then i should post a picture of it on the interwebs so everyone else can see how awesome i am" FUCK NO your retarded

[–]thesisdex 0 points1 point ago

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unsubscribed :X

[–]Mozzy 0 points1 point ago

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