Ain't No One

KifKif · 6 months

Source?

Fidelis15 · 6 months

Relevant

bobthewraith · 6 months

Reminds me of "The Adventures of Angry Bob" and other small side strips that take place in Pearls Before Swine.

george111992 · 6 months

This is obviously fiction. Hippos can't climb.

Reddisauraus_Rex · 6 months

Heh, it's clever, you see it initially seems as though it's a comic intended for kids and then suddenly it's all like "Woah, that's not for kids."

cocsukr · 6 months

this is the best comic i've ever seen

ohnowait · 6 months

The whole time I thought tiny hippo was smiling... until I got to the last panel. Then those dark, piercing eyes looked straight past my soul.

wasdf · 6 months

HippO.G.'s. They don't give a FUCK.

sTiKyt · 6 months

Isn't that a regular size Raven?

Danteblade · 6 months

If I ever have children, this will be their bedtime story

Xenochrist · 6 months

First I was happy, then I got sad, then I got happy again.

Fuck yeah Tiny Hippo!

joecamo · 6 months

Hippo was SO BRAVE.

elasticbingbong · 6 months

This shit is so played.

x_repugnant_x · 6 months

Ain't is a colloquialism and contraction for "am not", "is not", "are not", "has not", and "have not" in the common English language vernacular. In some dialects ain't is also used as a contraction of "do not", "does not", and "did not".

None of these make this comoc's punchline make sense.

abkleinig · 6 months

The words to this would be excellent lyrics to a hardcore/metalcore song.

TINY HIPPOOOOO HAD A TINY TRAAAAAAIIN

MB38 · 6 months

Source.

Ca1m_down · 6 months

Origin

EmuSoFly · 6 months

So brave..

lightheat · 6 months

No punchline in title, please! Seriously, how have people not learned this by now? It's discourteous. It made the last panel that less funny for me, since I anticipated it.

OneRobotMotherfucker · 6 months

For fuck's sake, don't rehost comics if you know where they came from. You're taking revenue away from deserving artists.

Mrchoochootwain · 6 months

I find this story relevant to my interests.

[deleted] · 6 months

I expected this to be some adorable comic that would bring me to tears.

Still brought me to tears, but in laughter instead.

Bona_Fide_Potato · 6 months

Looks like an alot of hippo.

hagsvilleUSA · 6 months

I needn't mention my tiny boner. bravo.

FreaksNGeeks · 6 months

The narration in my head went from a soft english Gieco voice, to loud crazy thug...

mrupyours13 · 6 months

Superly hilarious. Tiny Hippo shanked tiny raven's tiny bitch ass..

CaptainYoshi · 6 months

Why do people always put the punchline in the title?

bnguyen1114 · 6 months

Ain't no such things as halfway crooks; they shook.

WienerGuy · 6 months

Not funny

nogswarth · 6 months

Stop hosting webcomics on imgur you fucking idiots.

G-0ff · 6 months

Tiny Reza had a Tiny Webcomic.

He loved that webcomic, and they shared many laughs together, updating every monday, wednesday, and friday on their tiny internet.

Then one day, Tiny Laxgoalie00 Downloaded and Stole a comic, posting it on Reddit for Karma without crediting tiny Reza.

This made the tiny people who like tiny Reza very sad, but one of them decided to be brave.

Tiny G-0ff clicked the tiny reply button.

He typed up a tiny parody comment,

Scrolled up to the top of the tiny Reddit page...

And reported Tiny Laxgoalie's tiny bitch ass.

Ain't no one fucks with original content creators.

Ain't no one.

DrKaota · 6 months

THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED FOR UPVOTING, IM AN TO DRUNK TO TAKE CAPS OFF SOFF FUCK ALL YA'LLS. DRKAOTA OUT!

Darth_Remus · 6 months

Well, I definitely didn't see that coming. This comic brought me to tears, caused by laughter.

TeamBlowinIt · 6 months

THAT HIPPO WAS SO BRAVE

Valdair · 6 months

I read that in the voice of the narrator from Bastion.

It was epic win.

LazzeB · 6 months

Moral of story: Don't fuck with hippo.

FriskyBandit · 6 months

That made my day!

kaskrinj · 6 months

If you pretend Tiny Hippo has two little frowning mouths it fucks with your brain and makes it look like he has two half faces.

mindbanter · 6 months

1000th upvote. You are welcome.

jcarules · 6 months

Proof that saying something is tiny will make it cute, minus a few obvious exceptions.

TheAvocadoBaron · 6 months

Aw shit yo, Tiny Hippo comin'

I_Work_For_The_GovT · 6 months

I was happy to see a story like this.

Then I cried.

TheMadMule · 6 months

"That's nice…….wow, what a bitch……..wait, what?"

trexflyer02 · 6 months

Hell 4 A Hippo.

myzelv · 6 months

i read this in the voice of Patrick Stewart

Madoushi90 · 6 months

I'm wondering whether the hippo or the raven should have said "Nevermore."

sup3rsh3ep · 6 months

read this in bastion narrator's voice

CitizensDivided · 6 months

Saw this on planet earth, shit was nuts

defective · 6 months

I was seriously dreading a sad ending. Thank god it ended on a happy note.

phathippo · 6 months

Tiny Hippo, my arch nemesis!

itsableeder · 6 months

That's my dose of surreal for the day then.

UnicornPumaShark · 6 months

I read it and laughed. I read it again and laughed harder. Then I read it in Samuel L Jackson's voice and screamed "you motherfucking tiny raven". Finally I read it in Morgan Freeman's voice and I had no emotion.

TheLongLurker · 6 months

Not sure if hippo is smiling, or outline of lower jaw.

KingGorilla · 6 months

I'm kind of tired of seemingly innocent things given a gangsta twist. It's been rather cliche since those hip hop old people selling phones commercial

mrpandaran · 6 months

Holy fuck, I laughed so much more than I should have...

Demotic · 6 months

TEENY TINY HIPPO ONE HOOD ASS NIGGA / CLIMBING REAL SLOW STABBING RAVENS MY NIGGA

robdotavi · 6 months

Read this in the voice of the Narrator of Bastion. Made it 3x as good.

What does that sound like you ask?

jeblis · 6 months

I thought he was going to post a picture of the train for karma. That's what I'd do.

vekko · 6 months

I SAW THIS ON FB FIRST!! Standards on reddit are clearly slipping!

not_creative_at_all · 6 months

Definitely the most intense emotional rollercoaster I've been on so far this year. Started with aww, went to sadness, and finished with a WTF surprise ending which made me laugh. A+++ would read again.

le_poc · 6 months

I read it in this guy's voice.

Hindu_Wardrobe · 6 months

This is the third or fourth thing these past couple of days that I've seen something on tumblr before reddit..

northbayray · 6 months

Tiny Hippo pops out of your trunk naked screaming "YOU GONNA FUCK ON ME!?"

whatamidoinghere78 · 6 months

Bitch

beekss · 6 months

Not a particularly amusing twist.

EnjoyMyDownvote · 6 months

ridiculously predictable

jollysoldier · 6 months

pure genius!!

[deleted] · 6 months

Cant wait til my nephew is old enough for me to read him this

FartRobot · 6 months

WHY CANT YOUR DUMBASS LINK TO THE ARTISTS SITE? YOU PATHETIC COCK GOBBLER

smartedpanda · 6 months

Fuck you Tiny Hippo, Tiny Raven was my homie! This means war!!!

onlywantshaikus · 6 months

That comic would've been better in seventeen syllables.

HyzerFlip · 6 months

Some part of me really wants a tiny hippo tattoo now.

just4nsfw · 6 months

Too many commas.

[deleted] · 6 months

Its a good comic, but the raven is a regular sized raven, as is the tree. You cant go around calling everything tiny just for fun.

ruslan_a · 6 months

This is the first time I saw something on Tumblr before Reddit.

VeniVidiUpVoti · 6 months

WHAT THE HELL

fluffybunnyofdoom · 6 months

It also almost has relevant URL: DOOM!

justinvh123 · 6 months

It struck me as somewhat contrived, but okay.

Glad a lot of folks liked it though.

badsoap · 6 months

haha it's like it's a thing for kids but then it's not

do you guys like robot chicken

twitinkie · 6 months

its only funny cuz of the last picture

gunnin_and_runnin · 6 months

The little hippo that could

seivadgerg · 6 months

I read this comic while listening to a violin concerto. It made it 20% more awesome.

BearSauce · 6 months

I couldn't help but think of the M83 song Raconte-Moi Une Hisoire while I read that

MrR4nd0m · 6 months

Great story. Would read again.

lionelmoi · 6 months

As hippo fan I approve this comics.

Go Hippos !

InteEnz · 6 months

This should be narrated by the guy who does the voice-over work for "Bastion". The world would implode.

kindle139 · 6 months

it's funny because it combines a children's story feel with black/gangsta/prison culture. it's like if a flower raped you in the shower.

johnny1122 · 6 months

Didn't know a hippo can be this tiny!

likeforTBH · 6 months

TBH i saw that ending based on the title so it lost a lot of effect.

no_splattering · 6 months

Ain't no mountain high enough for Tiny Hippo.

woonie · 6 months

I have a redditor friend called Raven. He had a sad face after reading this.

cottonbiscuit · 6 months

This is going on my fridge STAT.

gigantepicante · 6 months

An otherwise boring comic with some ghetto dialogue doesn't make it funny. But I seem to be in the minority here.

PEILAM · 6 months

So brave...

Adm_Chookington · 6 months

So brave

Oscarcool40 · 6 months

shit just got real http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/entries/icons/original/000/004/077/Raisins_Face.jpg

Slurve · 6 months

SO BRAVE

IRCZT · 6 months

SO BRAVE

iflythewafflecopter · 6 months

That was the complete opposite of where I thought this comic was going.

kajunkennyg · 6 months

tl;dr

laxgoalie00 · 6 months

I sincerely apologize to poorlydrawnlines.com for posting their work to Imgur without their knowledge instead of posting a direct link. I apologize to everyone on reddit for misleading you. Here is the direct link http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/tiny-hippo-and-the-tiny-train/ . In the future i will always post to the direct link instead of posting it on Imgur.

funny

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