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[–]observantone 33 points34 points ago

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I like this one.

[–]Sultan_of_Schwung 2 points3 points ago

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That is the greatest picture I have ever seen.

[–]reiverbell 5 points6 points ago

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not sure if falling, or getting up to commit murder...

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 2 points3 points ago

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"I can get the bullet out, but it's gonna hurt."

"JUST DO IT, DAMN IT. I'VE GOT A WAR TO FIGHT!"

[–]UnknownArchive 14 points15 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
THIS IS REDDIT! 3coms 21pts 4mos pics
Saw it on Facebook 0coms 4pts 29dys aww
Badass cat. 13coms 86pts 4mos pics
Ahhh that really hurts 0coms 11pts 11mos pics

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[–]wanderederer1 4 points5 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]iowno 0 points1 point ago

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smashing, i must say

[–]samissleman17 1 point2 points ago

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In Soviet Russia...

[–]Darth_Remus 1 point2 points ago

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"Ahh FUCK, you crazy bitch!"

[–]absurdapple 1 point2 points ago

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That dog seems shocked....

[–]Bloody_Whombat 1 point2 points ago

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OHH NO'S. HE BE BITIN' MY BELLY.

[–]Xena93 1 point2 points ago

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this made me laugh more than it should have.

[–]viper9172 1 point2 points ago

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Pussys sometimes have to bite a bitch

[–]famousright[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Dogs feels like this

[–]deadshepherd 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of dog is that?

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 2 points3 points ago

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One that is getting bitten.

[–]RedBearski 1 point2 points ago

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German Shepard

[–]Asmodiar_ 2 points3 points ago

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A very young german shepard. Maybe 5 months?

[–]kusch3ln 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is 5 months old, so I guess the one in the picture is slightly younger.

[–]Asmodiar_ 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, right you are - I have a 4 year old shepherd - got her at 2 months - and at that time they are about the same size as the cat - and I remember at 6 months they are way bigger - I forget how quickly they grow.

[–]RedBearski 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say 3

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

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After ten years, we're still so very much in love.

[–]HappyFlowerPot 0 points1 point ago

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bit by a ginger, you are cursed now, my furry friend.

[–]Elbarfo 0 points1 point ago

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You may not be able to get enough of this pic, but after being around more than 10 years, the internet did a long time ago.

[–]Jonny_Osbock 0 points1 point ago

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Shock and awe... Cats only know two states... War or peace... Nothing in between.

[–]theblitheringidiot 0 points1 point ago

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Wait till OP finds out this is taxidermy.

[–]kusch3ln 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, he's so afraid. This reminds me so much of the German shepherd I grew up with. Good times.

[–]bnthrdntht 0 points1 point ago

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this is the face my boyfriend makes when I bite him as well..

[–]fluba 0 points1 point ago

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I think that is my dog's twin: pic here.

[–]That_Dog_Wont_Hunt 0 points1 point ago

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going to into my reaction shot folder!

[–]PurpleCapybara 0 points1 point ago

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I have weapons suitable for obliterating small animals - must attack one bigger than me whose jaws are suitable for pulverizing bones to get the marrow out.

[–]trntndrws 0 points1 point ago

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Vampire kitteh will get us all...

[–]WelcomeToSkyValley 0 points1 point ago

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This picture reminds me of my old cat, Gingee (pronounced gin-jee, shut up, I was 2). He hated everyone except me. He would attack guests, my dad, mum, brother, and sister, but never me.

He used to go into our neighbour's gardens and attack their dogs, by the time we moved out of that house, they would bolt whenever they saw any ginger cat.

[–]Damodaru -1 points0 points ago

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Wow. He sounds awesome. Go cats.

[–]WelcomeToSkyValley -3 points-2 points ago

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Thankyou, he was pretty awesome. Well, I thought so anyway. Also, fuck the douchebag who downvoted you.

[–]tribal_feline2012 0 points1 point ago

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How my boyfriend feels when I get a little frisky

[–]duckh8rs 0 points1 point ago

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well thats sad. proves cats are vicious fuckers.

[–]Ndvorsky -2 points-1 points ago

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This is the most obvious repost I have ever seen, no attempt to even try to hide it.

Still a good picture though

[–]Engineer3227 4 points5 points ago

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This is the most obvious repost complaint I have ever seen, no attempt to even try to hide it.

[–]serrit -5 points-4 points ago

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I hate cats.

[–]jubbsy -1 points0 points ago

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i fuckin hate cats.

[–]Magnesus 1 point2 points ago

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They hate you too!

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[–]spambat -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd have about $20, give or take. I love the photo but it's a nopevote for me.

[–]dfinch -1 points0 points ago

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I'm sorry to hear that, since your upvote is so special.

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

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And don't you forget how special it is! And how damaging my downvote is!

[–]famousright[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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It surely comes with that sound

[–]sandman6464 -1 points0 points ago

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I imagine it sounded something like this

[–]That_Dog_Wont_Hunt -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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yeah, you can't get enough of this 'cause you're dumb. WOO a cat biting a DOG! FUCKING YAY. Get over it.