There is no guttural scream loud enough for this.

RedSquaree · 7 months

repost

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
I THINK you might have gone a bit too far this time	102^coms	38^pts	11^mos	WTF
"We're out of pepperoni" "Don't worry dude I have an idea!"	99^coms	128^pts	2^mos	WTF
Why... just why...	12^coms	44^pts	16^dys	WTF

guignoleyes · 7 months

I can only imagine, 40 years or so from now, his grandkids (assuming he has children) will ask:

"Pee-pa, why don't you have nippers like us?"

And he'll be like "Well kids, your pee-pa is actually an alien. My race isn't like the one on this planet. We're not mammals, so we don't have mammary glands, so we don't need nipples."

"So if you're an alien, and we're your family, why do we and daddy have nippers?"

"You get them from your gran. But kids, you are 1/4 alien."

"Ooooh"

He's thinking ahead so that he can be an epic Troll-grandpa.

8serene8 · 7 months

But..but...whhyyy?

SpoutsLazyOpinions · 7 months

i met someone who had been in a breakcore club in Osaka where a guy had auctioned off his own nipple, then cut it off and gave it to the buyer who then ate it. All in a night's entertainment.

pituitary_gland · 7 months

Now he can't make porn anymore.

Admiral_Fancypants · 7 months

What? Just getting my nipples removed...

WTF

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