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I want to die. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by gleenglass
[–]Busty_Beaver 677 points678 points679 points 6 months ago
I once found a western fenced lizard when I was out fishing that was partially covered in ticks. I took them all off of him (they were stuck in his armpits, behind his head and jaw and several other places), he looked so emaciated because of them, so I couldn't help but find a bunch of bugs and stuff for him to eat, then made him a little cave under some rocks.
[–]Toodlez 94 points95 points96 points 6 months ago
And none of his lizard friends ever believed him for the rest of his life.
[–]ringberar 86 points87 points88 points 6 months ago
aw you're so niiice
[–]prokaryote 331 points332 points333 points 6 months ago
Sure, it's nice for the lizard, but what about all the ticks you killed and the bugs you fed him? WHO'S NICE TO THEM.
Bugs don't get no respect.
[–]iMarmalade 423 points424 points425 points 6 months ago*
The less cute the animal is, the less we value them.
[–]MrKenta 536 points537 points538 points 6 months ago
TIL we treat other animals like we treat each other.
[–]DaIronchef 68 points69 points70 points 6 months ago
Some animals are more equal than others.
[–]AntiJournalist 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
I read that story in its entirety aloud to my little sister
[–]Bees_Knees_Sneeze 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Always upvote for George Orwell. Always.
[–]angrylawyer 270 points271 points272 points 6 months ago
I have an unnatural hatred towards ticks, and it's nothing to do with how they look. They're disease ridden, stealthy, parasitic, cowardly, assholes. 'oh look I'm a tick and I'm gonna suck your blood while you sleep!' so brave Tick attacks are a deep, direct, personal attack on my body and I hate them.
[–]jdrama83 98 points99 points100 points 6 months ago
Ticks can't help being born ticks, on the other hand my dog just got over lime disease, so fuck those bloodsucking pieces of shit.
[–]Masown 31 points32 points33 points 6 months ago
Lyme disease, not lime. I pictured your dog covered in green fruit.
[–]faultydesign 34 points35 points36 points 6 months ago
Like this
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
My dog just got over lemon disease so we threw a lemon party for her. There's a .org site dedicated to her courageous battle.
[–]ImWildBill 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
A friends horse got Lyme from deer ticks due to the over population of deer in the area. One night when we went back to the barn after working, over twenty deer were in the horse pen and were jumping and running everywhere. The horse was sick for over a year and now has chronic joint pain from Lyme, really horrible for a now 3 year old horse....
[–]rmeds 73 points74 points75 points 6 months ago
Please don't stereotype.
[–]mrsteeb 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
You can't fight crime with a macaroni duck.
[–]Jayshwa 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
I got lyme disease from one little bastard deer tick last year. After a month of harsh antibiotics I'm still doing my thing in the wilderness but I'm tick-paranoid now...
[–]cramped 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
That's no way to talk about your mother in law.
[–]SheepyTurtle 17 points18 points19 points 6 months ago
Not true. I fuckin love bugs.
[–]fourtyseven 40 points41 points42 points 6 months ago
And I love fuckin bugs!
[–]emsude 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
And fuck! I love bugs!
[–]RAAM_n_Noodles 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
Bugger, I love to fuck!
[–]pizzamaker3000 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
I love bugs fuckin
[–]bassmentdrummer 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ Ill just leave this here then
[–][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 6 months ago
Anything which can suck my blood doesn't get treated nicely.
[–]skillybee 38 points39 points40 points 6 months ago
Seriously. This ticks me off.
[–]wololo234 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Living like a bug ain’t easy My old clothes don’t seem to fit me I got little tiny bug feet I don’t really know what bugs eat Don’t want no one stepping on me Now I’m sympathizing with fleas Living like a bug ain’t easy…
[–]MechanizedJesus 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
I hope you used the ticks as bait
[–]lilythemusicnut 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
This made my day. <3
[–]Mallira2 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
used to catch those when i was little with my brothers, but we called them blue belly lizards because we didn't know the name.
[–]ClawedMonet21 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
You are awesome!! Upvotes all around!
[–]TehNozgoth 181 points182 points183 points 6 months ago
TIL ticks dont just target mammals...
[–]awesomechemist 187 points188 points189 points 6 months ago
Shit, those are ticks??? I thought it had some sort of weird scale disease...
NOPENOPENOPE!!!
[–]lilmissie365 49 points50 points51 points 6 months ago
I thought the same. Now I'm tempted to look at the picture again, but also reluctant to since I HATE ticks.
[–]Ram1r3z 44 points45 points46 points 6 months ago
FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK THOSE ARE TICKS! Hold me.
[–]lilmissie365 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
Internet hug
[–]Ram1r3z 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Returns internet hug
[–]SamFuckingNeill 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
pouring bucket full of fatten ticks on their heads
[–]Ram1r3z 30 points31 points32 points 6 months ago
dies
[–]tamrix 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Return dies
[–]JonesBee 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
And now it's time to feel itchy. Maybe there are ticks in your hair? Or maybe on your back just out of your reach.
[–]NurseBetty 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
I'm from South Australia, and my parents bought a block of land out in the country, where there are tonnes of Blue tongue skinks(sleep lizards and blue tongues) bearded dragons, iguanas, thorny devils and more. every time I go up there, I wander around at 10 am with a pair of tweezers and and tick every lizard I find making sure I get all of them.
gotta catch the bastards first however. but I am now the proud owner of a baby orange bearded dragon and a young 3 legged thorny devil.
[–]virusporn 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Iguanas are not native to Australia. It is illegal to keep wild caught animals without a licence. Thorny devils are incredibly difficult to keep in captivity, they eat hundreds, to thousands of ants a day.
[–]TURBOxMUSHROOM 178 points179 points180 points 6 months ago
I personally hate snakes but I can't help feeling bad for this snake
[–]samsf90 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
yeah dude it would be different if he had like.... limbs.
[–]swaggervance 118 points119 points120 points 6 months ago
fuck ticks. this picture gave me goosebumps on my face, weird sensation
[–]Mellytonin 96 points97 points98 points 6 months ago
Have you got a beard? I imagine it flaring up like a frightened cat.
[–]u8eR 30 points31 points32 points 6 months ago
That was probably a tick burrowing in your face.
[–]CrackerJack23 40 points41 points42 points 6 months ago
Had a tick on my forehead once... It sucked.
[–][deleted] 6 months ago
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[–]Froggy_hop 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
[–]Pander 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
[–]gleenglass[S] 35 points36 points37 points 6 months ago
Literally.
[–]jjohn6438 281 points282 points283 points 6 months ago
As a snake owner, this picture makes me very unhappy :(
[–]thechickenfoot 127 points128 points129 points 6 months ago
I had a Burmese python that was infested with mites when I bought her. She let me pick them out of her eyes, her mouth, under her scales.... Finally won the battle, but it was tough.
[–]Firewind 64 points65 points66 points 6 months ago
Does she remember what you did for her? I'm sure the snake is happier, if they can feel happiness, but does she recognize you as the guy who make her life better?
[–]thechickenfoot 219 points220 points221 points 6 months ago
I do think she knew what was happening. Because of the mites she had some rough sheds and I would help her. I would hold my hand in a ring and she would wiggle through and come back to me. I'd soak her and she'd put he head up my arm and just go limp and let me work on the pieces only moving the muscles under where I would touch to work with me. Very sweet snake. I was a proud mom to have such a trust with her,
A rat snake I had in college and beyond would wait for me to come home. The few months I lived back at home before finding my own place my mom would observe him. He'd snooze all day, then about 5 minutes before I'd get home from work and walk upstairs to drop off my stuff he would rouse and slither out of his favorite tube and stare at my bed - almost like he was waiting.
They have very distinct personalities. The rat snake was high strung and goofy, the python was chill and calculating. Such beautiful animals!
[–]Firewind 104 points105 points106 points 6 months ago
Snakes creep me out, but I don't think animals should suffer needlessly. I'm glad there are people like you to ensure our reptilian friends aren't neglected.
[–]internetsanta 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
I'm always saddened when I hear that snakes creep people out. But it's nice to see someone who is creeped out but isn't yelling "kill it!"
[–]Benjammin1391 67 points68 points69 points 6 months ago*
Ah hell, now you've made me miss my old snake. She was a gorgeous ball python, and was very complacent around people. She never minded getting picked up at all.
She was kind of stupid, in an endearing way. She had a habit of climbing up onto a branch in her tank, and falling off. I'd be sitting and reading, and just hear a THUMP.
Best part was then she would get up and do it again.
She died last year though. I miss her :(
E: Wow, thanks for the kind words everyone. Im glad to see reptiles getting some love around here.
[–]mlberg 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
I was laughing and enjoying your comment. Then I got to the last line and all I could do was empathize with you. Needless to say, my laughing stopped.
[–]AWaffleTooFar 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago
How careful do you have to be with a python?
[–]Reaxel 41 points42 points43 points 6 months ago
Ball pythons are the sweetest snakes. They can be picky eaters, but they are really safe to handle. I'm no expert, and don't have anything else to add in fear of being wrong.
[–]Cullly 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago*
A few things to note....
If you bring the python up when young, you can "train" it to be docile as hell. If you buy an adult python, you don't know it's temperament.
If you are a beginner snake owner, get one that doesn't grow very big and long. Those are only for people who know what they are doing. The bigger it is, the stronger it is. My 5 foot corn snake would be considered a pretty weak snake, but she was pretty strong and could grip you pretty hard. If she nipped, she could draw blood, but she has never done that. I'm only basing it on similar sized snakes which have nipped me.
Here is a typical young Ball Python Red Tailed Boa I'm holding. This is a young'un (as cwertin says below Boa's grow long and are not good for beginners). Ball Pythons only grow to about 4-5 feet tops. They are one of the best Pythons for a beginner because of temperament, size, and stuff...
I let my corn snake wrap around my neck while I played Starcraft 1. Her name was Momo R.I.P. Here's a picture of her at about 2 months old I think. DINNER TIME.. Wish I could find the pics when she was fully grown.
Anyway.. Snake poop smells really bad. Learn to get rid of it very quick after it poops and be thankful it's only like one poop a week.
[–]peix 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Full Metal Alchemist!
[–]FuckinMattDamon 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I think that the Ball Python you're holding is actually a little baby Redtail Boa, or something similar :)
Redtail Boa Ball Python
Redtails are beautiful, but not quite as docile as ball pythons. They also get pretty big - 7-10ft on average.
[–]sletica 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
For some reason, I have you tagged as "ask on 2/5/17 "what can you reveal about your past now that the statute of limitations has expired?"
[–]da1hobo 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
My first snake was a ball python that I got for a gift. My sister got her from Petsmart. She had mites from day one. I did everything I could but she died only a few days later. Went to Petsmart and found all their snakes had mites and some were dead in the terrariums. Bastards.
[–]badxkitty 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
My mother in law found a Berber Skink by her porch (We live in New England!) and this poor little creature had puncture wounds along her belly, stiff unmoving limbs, and a broken tail. I wasn't working at the time, so I frequently bathed her, cleaned the wounds, hand fed her waxworms and teeny tiny crickets with a calcium supplement. She also laid there quietly and stared up appreciatively at my face. Her limbs are fully functioning now, although she may never regrow her little claws. You can barely tell she was so drastically injured but for the crooked tail. We named her Thin Lizzy the Broken Lizard. Sorry for the wall of text. I get excited when I find fellow reptile enthusiasts.
[–]bishopazrael 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
How exactly does a snake let you pick ticks out of its mouth?!
[–]Cait_the_Great 49 points50 points51 points 6 months ago
As a person who doesn't really feel one way or another about snakes, this picture makes me extremely sad.
[–]Geckos 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
As a reptile owner, this photo makes me want to cry. I am hoping that this was a wild reptile. Even so, unfortunate.
[–]LookAliveSunshine 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Me too :(
[–]PuppyCurbStomp 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
Me too :-( poor snakey.
[–]a-mused 110 points111 points112 points 6 months ago
Ticks? on a snake?
[–]rhodesman 195 points196 points197 points 6 months ago
You rang motherfucker?
[–][deleted] 107 points108 points109 points 6 months ago
We gotta get these motherfuckn' ticks off this motherfuckn' snake!
[–]measuredinyears 131 points132 points133 points 6 months ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE ROCKS THAT IS SO DISGUSTING
[–]ambularism 36 points37 points38 points 6 months ago
Wait, theyre not rocks...
omigaaah!
[–]ashwinmudigonda 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
As a mathematician my first thought was planes on a snake?
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 6 months ago
this reminds me of my pet ball python. Somewhat of a long story but worth sharing. I had gone browsing through my local mall and of course made a trip to the pet store. I was completely SHOCKED to see a ball python for sale (for $100 no less) that was completely infested with ticks, mites, had scale rot, and a NASTY burn on his head because they didn't cage the heating lamp. I was about a foot and a half long at that point, also very thin. I brought this to the attention of an employee and said i would buy the snake at a discount as long as i got everything else for free (a couple mice, some bedding, a tank, water dish, heating pad) After some negotiation and threats, we finally agreed on it. Now, ticks aren't a HUGE problem to get rid of, however mites and scale rot are. And the burn on his head was so bad that one night as he was trying to shed (which came of in tiny flakes because of is condition) he tore off the scab and his skull was exposed. After two years of nurturing and care he was FINALLY completely healed. This took daily care, everyday, all year long. Now i know they say snakes don't form bonds with people, but damn it, i swear this one did.
[–]MaddieCakes 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Got a recent picture of him?
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
http://imgur.com/7mu76 most recent before he was lost to me, if you look closely you can see white spots, which are scars. and a pinched looking scar on his head. in this photo he was about halfway through being healthy, still had some scale rot on his belly.
[–]kaisawheel 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Good for you! It can be so hard to nurse a reptile back to health.
[–]SmashedBrotato 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
That poor baby! I'm so glad to hear you saved the little guy! Made me choke up. Ball Pythons are such sweethearts.
[–]EverardCock 25 points26 points27 points 6 months ago
Someone please tell me that this snake has a happy ending...
[–]LanceCoolie 72 points73 points74 points 6 months ago
He gets sucked off till he passes out.
[–]diggemigre 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
The elusive two-fer.
[–]ExtraNoise 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
They got all the ticks off. :)
See: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/pgny4/i_want_to_die/c3pc3ry
[–]MyScarletFever 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
It looks like he's being anesthetized at some sort of vet clinic. I'm betting he was fine after some much needed help.
[–]hroobarb 59 points60 points61 points 6 months ago
I can usually take whatever the internet dishes out at me. But ticks... I got the heebiest jeebies ever heebied.
[–]iamactuallyatree 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
Here's the follow up The ticks got removed! And some more photos there too.
[–]moopbloop 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
I just had to go and google "covered in ticks."
[–]sunburnedaz 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Oh god why did I do that!
[–]Vivaciousqt 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
This one was my favourite ಠ_ಠ
[–]duzour 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Lets google bomb that term with pictures of ponies or something cause fuck everything about that.
[–]ElectricBlue27 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
I just got really itchy...
[–]SmokeyDBear[] 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
You usually don't feel ticks. You could be covered in hundreds of them right now and not even know it. Just under your clothes. Or maybe in your hair. They might be in your socks between your toes. Go check.
[–]BrotherDesmond 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
ANYONE ELSE JUST GET ITCHY AS FUCK WHEN THEY SAW THIS?!
[–]FinnTheFickle 25 points26 points27 points 6 months ago
Nope x 1027
[–]SafeSaxCastro 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Hella nope?
[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
googolnope.
[–]FieryFurnace 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
What is happening? Ticks? Moles?
[–]gleenglass[S] 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
Ticks on a snake.
[–]JessyLaRue 132 points133 points134 points 6 months ago
Removed The Ticks
[–]pomegranati 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
holy shit. That reminds me of when I was little. My uncle had a dog that had its ears infested with ticks. My uncle was picking off the ticks from the ears and put them in a can of gasoline. I accidentally knocked the can over and thousands and thousands of ticks flowed out. I was fucking sacred.
[–]jesuswithoutabeard 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Sacred? Why were you sacred?
[–]gypsibard 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
I hope that bucket of ticks got microwaved.
[–]menasan 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago
I hope that bucket of ticks got thrown into mount doom.
FTFY
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Scrolled all the way down to see the "after" pictures, felt better
[–]DesseP 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Glad to see the follow up here on this little guy and that he's doing better. Thanks.
[–]dextercrk 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Is this a real follow up photos from the posted photo? If so that is great that they were all removed. Do you know if the snake made a full recovery?
[–]JessyLaRue 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
I saw the main pic on my fb feed. The follow up ones were straight after. Thought you guys might want to see it. Not sure about the snake. "45 mins later with myself and a nurse we managed to get all these ticks of the one pythons body and face!!" Was on the last pic of all the ticks.
[–]IterativeLoop 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I feel itchy all of a sudden.
[–]iBleeedorange 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I hope that's a bucket of gasoline
[–]Cheshire057 24 points25 points26 points 6 months ago
I totally just read that as "tits on a snake"
[–]Furthur 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
gonna need a rule 34 on this one
[–]a-mused 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Man, that is a LOT of ticks in just one place. Is this on a pet? if so, read this
[–]FieryFurnace 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Shake that snake an dozens of little legs start flailing about. then it's NSFL.
[–]redditdragon 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Aw, the poor thing.
[–]urskittles 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
You are all now aware of an itch... Somewhere on your body.. Go ahead.. Scratch it
[–]iBleeedorange 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Too bad for you, I'm on fire and anything that is biting me is burning.
[–]AKA_Squanchy 44 points45 points46 points 6 months ago
Those are motherfuckin' Ticks on a Snake!
[–]ca990 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
I have had it with these monkey fightin' ticks on this Monday to Friday snake!
[–]Mustacheyouariddle 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
mother of nope
[–]KingTormax 53 points54 points55 points 6 months ago*
As I understand this doesnt happen to snakes that feed on ticks often because of a tighter scale pattern. This one obviously found a taste for ticks and probably shouldnt dive head first into a nest of ticks. Many snakes especially the Pine snake fills 1/3 of their diet with ticks during the summer seasons.
EDIT: Sorry haven't found a background link for the feeding patterns but have witnessed this for myself over several years of surveying with the DNR for multiple things (most commonly frog populations) In the Northern part of Wisconsin.
There are 4 types of Pine Snakes, the one specifically I was pointing towards was the Northern Pine Snake. (The others are : Florida, Black, and Louisiana)
And yes Ticks have nests, (not like bird nests lol) but there can be hundreds in a small area typically no bigger than a softball diameter. Commonly between logs or under loose bark, hence the name "Wood Tick"
This poor snake probably wasn't feeding on them as the other comments stated typically they feed on rodents/spiders/larger bugs, he just happened to stick his head in an unfortunate place.
[–]grantith 91 points92 points93 points 6 months ago
There are NESTS of ticks? Oh boy
[–]Pigeon_Logic 62 points63 points64 points 6 months ago
During my childhood, we went into the forest to watch a family friend cut down a rather large tree. He hit it with an axe once, and it started raining ticks. Not the little ones, the big ones.
They were everywhere. All over us, dozens of them.
[–]sdwhatley 120 points121 points122 points 6 months ago
I would have set myself on fire
[–]uptheaffiliates 26 points27 points28 points 6 months ago
I still might, just having read his comment :(
[–]xMalnutrition 64 points65 points66 points 6 months ago
Don't you dare say anything like that ever again. I can feel that comment.
[–]Revived 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
Can you? Can you feel it crawling on your neck? Huh? ANSWER ME!!!1
[–]Pigeon_Logic 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
There were ticks in my -ear-.
[–]xMalnutrition 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
STOP SAYING THINGS
[–]Pigeon_Logic 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
That's right. Some of them ended up in my mouth.
On account of the terrified screaming. I remember one latched onto my tongue.
[–]lateness 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Yea, that's nice, thanks for that sensation... Fuck You.
[–]KrishnaS124 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
RAINING TICKS?
[–]Pigeon_Logic 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
This is the best response I could have hoped for.
Bonus: There were so many they got tangled up in the laundry, and we found a whole ton of them in the pantleg of some jeans a few days later.
Did you look in the pants you put on today? I hope your cuffs aren't rolled up.
[–]geshtu 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
NO
[–]Benny6Toes 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
No. Just...no. No. No. No. NOOOOOO.
[–]toutseul 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Ah, that reminds me of when I went canoeing with my mother.
She was really bad at canoeing, and I was like 10, so we kept hitting low lying tree branches on my side. I was really scratched up and crying, then a nest of spiders fell in my lap. I flipped shit and almost knocked the canoe over.
[–]gloomdoom 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Um, giant ticks are the result of a tick on a healthy host. That's what makes them 'big' and healthy. If they are on a tree or a plant, they're regular sized ticks. You do not see a tick fatten itself up from a host and then wander off to go perch in a tree.
[–]go_Pre 33 points34 points35 points 6 months ago
Yep. Sat in a tick bed once. Pulled 88 of the fuckers off of me. One nestled itself just under my glans... Picture that. You're welcome.
[–]MaximumParsimony 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
Finally I have found another.
I, ALSO, HAD A TICK ON MY DICK
Brother!
[–]metalmartyr 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
Oh fuck you.
[–]gkorjax 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
There aren't. And pinesnakes don't eat ticks.
If someone can find a link to back up this assertion that snakes eat ticks, I'd happily apologize...
[–]ca990 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
nest of ticks
ಠ_ಠ
[–]justbecausewhynot 20 points21 points22 points 6 months ago
JESUS CHRIST FENTON
[–]SporkRuler 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
And now I've learned something new from a picture that made me cry.
[–]gkorjax 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago*
Some link to some proof that pine snakes or any snakes actually feed on ticks?
Certainly with an exact figure like "1/3", you must have a source.....
....
ooh...downvoted....but no evidence or link....interesting...
[–]robo23 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
Now I bet your want your previously vestigial hands back, don't you, snake?
[–]Brielyn 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
[–]ohhyou 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
how would one go about removing the ticks?
[–]lindzasaurusrex 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
I didn't know snakes could get ticks. Poor little thing. Did you take him to the vet or anything?
[–]Hellenhol 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
[–]turnipseed 43 points44 points45 points 6 months ago
damn nature, you scary!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Damn nature, you scaly!
[–]SisRob 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Antichrist?
[–]rodwool 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago*
Worse EDIT: don't click this if you have a fear of waking up every morning to find your tongue replaced by a disgusting creature.
[–]xiic 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Someone tell me what this is before I open it...
[–]Firewind 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
It's an isopod that has replaced a fishes tongue.
[–]mastermrt 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
lol, don't be so paranoid - it's just a picture of a kitten.
[–]Jomha 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I cant stop staring at its people-like teeth..
[–]Randomacity 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
"Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking ticks on this motherfucking snake!"
-Samuel L. Jackson
[–]nzeeshan 20 points21 points22 points 6 months ago
This is fucking NSFL
[–]deanasaurs77 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago
Good god, why? Nature; you're an asshole.
[–]Uberberzerker 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
No nature just is.
[–]the-driver 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Good god... Nature, you're an asshole...
Funny.
[–]mistertheinternet 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
If you think that's bad...
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2341851.jpg
[–]Firewind 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago
How is that allowed to happen? Person who took care of that dog needs to go to jail.
Edit: Wait is it a dog? Where are it's ears?
[–]abeird 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
I believe that's the underside of its ear...
[–]Bitter_Idealist 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
A dog could feasibly get into a nest of ticks and have that happen very quickly.
[–]SunflowerSutra 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
I give up. I am too sensitive for the internet.
[–]jeanofjogon 14 points15 points16 points 6 months ago
FUCK YOU.
[–]kingofpluto 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
I want someone to tell me that this snake was helped.
[–]crank1978 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Poor baby :(
[–]The_Prince1513 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I did not know Ticks fed on reptiles. interesting.
I have to say, not much on the internet really makes me cringe anymore. This made me cringe like a motherfucking baby. My left arm and right arm is crawling like mad. This tops the charts for making my skin crawl.
Deserves a NSFL.
[–]mallocdotc 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
Poor bastard. Must be feeling really ticked off.
[–]No1Slacker 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Motherfuckin ticks on a Motherfuckin snake!
[–]nordoceltic 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
on a related note moose can get so infected with ticks that they literally drink a 1600 pound animal dry. Seriously that is one hell of a lot of ticks....
[–]Jsamano92 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
did you help it? tell me you helped it!!!
[–]AngeloPappas 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I think watching a video of them being removed would be VERY satisfying to watch...
[–]imthehacker 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Imagine what this asshole did in a previous life to deserve that
[–]Guppywily 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I didn't know that ticks could attach to a snake...
[–]hayden_evans 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Can we start an initiative to eradicate ticks from the face of the earth?
[–]mattosbored 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
aww man poor fuggin' guy..
[–]ryanbazza 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
i wish i never goggled tryphobia, i clearly have it, i think everyone does
[–]btirabail 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I do NOT like reptiles, particularly snakes, but this picture is sad and breaks my heart.
[–]marelle90 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Oh man, I live in the South, so ticks and snakes are nothing special. However, this is something new to me! Thanks for the share!
[–]breenisgreen 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Any after pics?
[–]pomegranati 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/qRiOx.jpg
[–]colornsound 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
this gave me chills.
[–]mspinkyy 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Just threw up in my mouth. Thanks.
[–]Dontfeedthebears 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
HEY. FUCK THAT SHIT.
[–]Racheldkane 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I don't know why, but I find this image strangely satisfying. I just keep imagining myself pulling them all off and cleaning him up.
[–]vainamo- 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I never knew ticks got on reptiles... fascinating.
[–]CaptainEhAwesome 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
why does that snake have it's head buried in all those roc- OH GOD
[–]bandofbedsiders 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Am I the only one who wants a video of these bastards being pulled out? I feel like it would be very satisfying.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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