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Doesn't work as well IRL. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]BranchDavidian 92 points93 points ago

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he's not doing it right. you throw a Galapagos tortoise through someone's wind shield and you'll win that race 9 time out of 10.

[–]andbruno 39 points40 points ago

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Gotta paint it blue first.

[–]hejner 2 points3 points ago

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Or maybe this turtle

(Stolen from here)

[–]Bad_Idea_Jeans 0 points1 point ago

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I think my wife would find this hilarious

[–]FieryFurnace 119 points120 points ago

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"License and registration, please sir." "It's-a Me!"

[–]tloftxj 25 points26 points ago

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Sir, can I see you're work visa also.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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He's a man, not a work visa.

[–]tloftxj 41 points42 points ago

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damnit.

eh, fuck it. its staying.

[–]lordeddardstark 7 points8 points ago

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its staying

Um, should we tell him?

[–]tloftxj 10 points11 points ago

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Tell me what?

[–]JokeNotFound 1 point2 points ago

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we've....replaced you. meet, steve, the hobo.

[–]philosoraptocopter 3 points4 points ago

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Good man.

[–]Jamaicaman90 0 points1 point ago

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Not to shit all over your joke, but if he was an Italian in France, he wouldn't need a work visa. For the general population, it's the main aspect of the EU.

[–]hipster-douche -5 points-4 points ago

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he is a work visa?

[–]Neckbeard_Prime 9 points10 points ago

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he is-a work visa?

Sorry, I had to.

[–]NinjaDog251 4 points5 points ago

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Ah! Uncle Mario!

[–]JudgementTime 1 point2 points ago

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Hello Ezio.

[–]jberth 137 points138 points ago

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Why not just link to Remi Gaillard's video?

I guess I'll have to do it for you

[–]dirty1391 27 points28 points ago

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Probably one of the most creative and funny guys on the face of the earth.

[–]andbruno 49 points50 points ago*

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The majority opinion of reddit is that he's a dick.

I, on the other hand, love his antics. I agree sometimes he pushes it too far (like when he trashed the store with the impromptu party), but nineteen times out of twenty it's unbelievably hilarious and only slightly dickish. At the end of the day, nobody really got hurt (again, except for that one prank with the store... that must have really sucked for its employees and owners).

I mean just look at his elevator pranks and tell me with a straight face that this guy isn't funny.

[–]iamtenninja 10 points11 points ago

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Being funny and being a dick are two different things. I believe he's both.

[–]andbruno -1 points0 points ago

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I never said he wasn't a dick. I will quote myself: "nineteen times out of twenty it's unbelievably hilarious and only slightly dickish."

Sometimes dicks are funny, though. I think he's hit that sweet spot of funny dicks.

The world needs dicks, Chuck.

[–]crickets 0 points1 point ago

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The majority opinion of reddit is that he's a dick...I, on the other hand...

I'll stop nitpicking now, I know what you meant :)

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 10 points11 points ago

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Loved the disco elevator part, thanks for sharing.

[–]MorkDesign 2 points3 points ago

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He really is a dick - www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ulNrWOS8s

[–]whatevers_clever 2 points3 points ago*

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The godfather video is awesome too. Remi

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 5 points6 points ago

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Throwing smoke bombs into an army truck dressed as Grendizer takes some fucking balls as well. He's damn hilarious.

[–]Sisaac 3 points4 points ago

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into a French Army truck.

It doesn't take as much balls.

[–]SpelingTroll 3 points4 points ago

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I wouldn't say so. He could be crushed under a pile of rifles.

[–]Fearitzself 1 point2 points ago

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He is the best hero you can have. Because hes funny and you dont mind when he gets the shit beat out of him.

[–]dirty1391 1 point2 points ago

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I would agree, he can be a downright ass at times, but most people are at some point, but he is still hilarious. He also has some outrageous soccer skills too

[–]PropMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I was really hoping he payed for the cleanup of the store he trashed.

[–]Cendeu 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit, that first one made me laugh so hard. The guy was like "Ok, I'll just use the left elev---

Yeah ok, the stairs sound nice."

[–]ReflexMan 0 points1 point ago

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I am not sure what his deal is, but my best guess is that he is just filthy rich. Born into a rich family, doesn't have to work, so by adulthood, he is just freaking BORED. So he comes up with these things to do (I am of the opinion that he is hilarious as hell, by the way), not caring whether or not he gets in trouble, since he knows he can just bail himself out.

Or maybe he just spends a lot of time in jail and doesn't give a crap. Who knows, lol.

[–]andbruno 6 points7 points ago

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His story is that he was working like a normal Joe, got fired, and started making these videos to feel better about being out of work. They gained so many views so quickly he found he could make a living off of the Google partnership.

[–]CryWolf13 0 points1 point ago

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I believe he owns a costume shop

[–]Pornhub_dev 0 points1 point ago

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He was a semi-pro soccer player, was in a big team training facility when he was young. Didn't make it to the pro level, went back to normal life, lost his job, started making Youtube videos, got successful. He's a dick, but he deserves his success.

[–]SpelingTroll 0 points1 point ago

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And that one time he kicked some poor golfer's ass into the lake too.

[–]andbruno 0 points1 point ago

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I think that one pretty much hinges on the date. If that's before cellphones in pockets were common, no big deal... guy is wet and inconvenienced. If that guy had his phone in his pocket, super dick move.

That said once I jumped into Lake Michigan with my phone in my pocket. But it was a Nokia flip phone, basically indestructible, and after drying off it was perfectly fine.

[–]SpelingTroll 1 point2 points ago

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Your definition of a dick varies very much from mine. If someone kicked me in the ass into a muddy lake I would have no problem calling him a dick, cellphones or not.

He is funny as hell and a dick.

[–]Jabacha 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that party store thing was hilarious! I can't believe that they all didn't help them clean up.

[–]Geodude07 0 points1 point ago

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I think the best part about him is that he is a dick.

No really. He is not the kind of dick you get super pissed at but hes the kind that so few are... He is the kind that can make you laugh because what he is doing is just so...out of the norm.

he is the kind that knows he might get his ass beat and so you are on the edge of your seat waiting for some guy to take a swing at him.

He does what he wants and he is all the more funny for it.

[–]andbruno 0 points1 point ago

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Aside getting his ass beat, I'm surprised he hasn't spent more time in jail.

[–]zuma93 -2 points-1 points ago

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I love his videos, but I get the impression that he's a rich kid because just think of how much all his great costumes and go-karts must cost. He makes me jealous that I'm not loaded and can't have that kind of fun.

[–]Vadrigar 3 points4 points ago

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Remi Gaillard, troll level- infinite.

[–]WhitePolypousThing 1 point2 points ago

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Here is the follow up

[–]Salanderfan 1 point2 points ago

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The sequel was funny too: http://www.youtube.com/user/nqtv#p/u/2/KT1pWo0WZJE

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT -1 points0 points ago

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But karma.

[–]andbruno 14 points15 points ago

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Butt karma?

[–]alphanon 2 points3 points ago

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Upbutt..

[–]BlankJebus -1 points0 points ago

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Ew...

[–]420foy 284 points285 points ago

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If ANYone threw ANYthing in front of me on my motorcycle, I would fucking END them.

[–]hucku 93 points94 points ago

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I have to admit, remi is funny as hell, but I can't help but think about how big of a douche he must be to pull these kinds of things

[–]420foy 43 points44 points ago

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I cant help but think of what happens when that motorcycle goes skidding over on its side and there's video evidence of probably 4 or 5 felony infractions. Involuntary manslaughter anyone? Nope, that shit would probably be arguable for homicide.

[–]rhino369 19 points20 points ago

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Voluntary Manslaughter at the lowest. But you could probably show such a depraved indifferent to life that the prosecution might get murder.

[–]laserfish 1 point2 points ago*

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Challenge accepted!

Edit: WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THAT, REDDIT?!

[–]Phallic 5 points6 points ago

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I love the "worst case scenario" fantasists, always working themselves into a frenzy over something that didn't even happen.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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If you rode a motorcycle you'd understand how dangerous and huge of a douche maneuver this is. It would be pretty easy for this to cause the rider to lose control and go sliding down the road.

[–]bigsol81 8 points9 points ago

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I don't think a banana peel could cause a motorcycle to skid on its own, though if the rider thought it was something dangerous and fell on his own the guy in the kart could be held responsible.

[–]_pulsar 8 points9 points ago

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The major concern isn't that the peel would actually cause the bike tires to slip, it's that the rider freaks out through no fault of their own and loses control of the bike.

[–]bigsol81 6 points7 points ago

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The major concern isn't that the peel would actually cause the bike tires to slip, it's that the rider freaks out through no fault of their own and loses control of the bike.

That's what I said. "Thought it was something dangerous and fell on his own" implies falling whilst trying to avoid the peel. I never claimed it was the rider's fault.

[–]_pulsar 0 points1 point ago

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My bad, I didn't read past the first sentence :D

Was in between starcraft games and clearly wasn't too focused on the task at hand.

[–]420foy 4 points5 points ago

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Dude, if wet paint or manhole covers can cause accidents, a banana peel also has the potential to fuck up your day.

[–]n00bsk00lbus -3 points-2 points ago

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Generally it doesn't. Maybe if you were elbow down-10/10ths-absolutely bang on the critical slip angles it could cause you some trouble.

[–]420foy 2 points3 points ago

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GENERALLY doesn't mean NEVER. GENERALLY people aren't throwing fucking banana peels at you. Just like you shouldn't generally take turns at high speeds over paint and slick manhole covers. You won't always eat shit, but if/when you do....

[–]bigsol81 -5 points-4 points ago

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Wet paint and manhole covers both involve a much larger surface area than a banana peel, which merely kicks out from under the tire.

The whole reason a banana peel can cause a human to slip (and even then, not as severely as cartoons suggest) is because the peel stays under the foot, which stops moving relative to the peel, and breaks traction with the floor. A motorcycle tire is moving way too fast and with too much energy to be stopped by a banana peel.

[–]420foy 2 points3 points ago

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'Stopped' and 'slipped' are entirely different concepts. It probably would've been a different story if the motorcycle was mid-lean.

[–]bigsol81 0 points1 point ago

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Possibly. I'm not advocating throwing anything at motorcycles, merely saying that I doubt the odds are high that a banana peel would cause a wreck. Obviously, since there's even the slightest chance, I wouldn't recommend throwing bananas at motorcycle tires.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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A couple of pieces of gravel is enough to cause a bike to go down. I would lose it if someone was intentionally throwing obstacles in front of my tires.

[–]whatevers_clever 6 points7 points ago

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He knows he is. He just does it for the greater-lulz of others. I can't remember the video but he goes into this thing knowing this dude is going to beat the shit out of him - says it to the camera and looks like he really doesn't want to do it.

Also there are the parts where he runs up to cops and takes their batons then takes off running / takes their hats.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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After my dad has been in two motorcycle accidents, both no cause of his own, seeing him throw that in front of the bike made me wince, and frankly? Yeah, I wouldn't say no to seeing him HIT for that.

[–]Wworkin 3 points4 points ago*

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9/10 motorcycle accidents aren't the fault of the cyclist.

edit: Sorry, I meant 8/10

[–]Vsx 12 points13 points ago

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Good stat for convincing someone not to ride a motorcycle.

[–]jjason82 4 points5 points ago

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It would be a better star if it was cited.

[–]TOGTFO 4 points5 points ago

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In Australia you have to do a riding course to get your learners permit for a bike. The one thing they keep drumming into you is "pretend that cars cannot see you as most of the time they don't." In my 10 years on a bike, I know this is all too true.

[–]Hannibalector 0 points1 point ago

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I've always heard this. I take it one step further and assume "all cars are out to get you".

[–]Wworkin -1 points0 points ago

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7.6/10 statistics are made up anyway

[–]I_Will_Allow_This -4 points-3 points ago

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96% of teenagers have given up on real music like this if you like linken park

[–]n00bsk00lbus 1 point2 points ago

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Bikes are 1000 times more fun on track anyways, but then again so are cars.

[–]Hannibalector 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a sport bike, but I ride a cruiser. Taking it easy on scenic rural and/or mountain roads is my thing.

[–]Wworkin 0 points1 point ago*

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It is, I don't mean to imply that one shouldn't ride a motorcycle, but hopefully cyclists practice defensive driving.

Every individual is You are a good driver, its the other drivers you gotta watch out for. If that makes any sense

edit: tried to improve my improv

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. Lots of people out there are ignorant to bikers. :C

[–]jaap424 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if making American driving tests more stringent like in a lot of European countries you could make the road a safer place for cyclists.

[–]Wworkin 0 points1 point ago

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Safer for cyclists, motorists, pedestrians, police officers, pets etc

People seem to forget cars are heavy machinery, and should be treated with respect. I am 100% for your suggestion.

[–]Gareth321 0 points1 point ago

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I once heard a rider and driver license testing officer say that he believed all new drivers should start out on a bike. When you're vulnerable like that, you pay very close attention to the rules. You don't cut people off. You indicate every time. You basically treat other drivers like they can kill you. Then when they finally get into a car, they approach it with respect.

[–]politicsandothershit -1 points0 points ago

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would love to see the stats on vespa's vs. rockets? I bet 10 bucks vespa and other scooters have a lower instance of accidents. Prove me wrong.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, first, my dad drives a harley, and second, you probably wouldn't drive a vespa in actual traffic...

[–]Autious 0 points1 point ago

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It mostly comes down to age-groups and experience more than it does machinery.

A fuck up on a larger machine has the potential to do more damage, the risk is higher.

Personally, being a motorcyclist i've become a safer driver in general. It's an amazing way of transportation, but also one that can make you feel really vulnerable, something that is not as apparent as when you're in a car.

Cars fuck up people too, and there's the added damage of passenger and surrounding traffic as the car is a much larger object.

[–]noodles2go 6 points7 points ago

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AGREED. little tiny rocks (read: gravel) are enough to cause a motorcycle to go down. First thing I thought when I saw that was, "you fucking kidding me? that's not in the slightest bit funny or safe".

Ride safely my friend!

[–]CakeEater 19 points20 points ago

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Seriously, fuck all that I had planned for the day, I'm following that fucker until he gets off his cart and I'm gonna shove my foot up his ass.

[–]420foy 9 points10 points ago

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Fuckin' get 'em.

[–]sterling_mallory 2 points3 points ago

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Was hoping something like this would be the top comment. The van was funny, but the bike... that shit's just fucking dangerous.

Although, thinking about it, should the guy on the bike have wiped and come out of it unharmed, think of the hilarity of the ensuing police chase and/or mugshot.

[–]iamhusband 5 points6 points ago

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I can smell your masculinity through my USB port.

[–]420foy 2 points3 points ago

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My bad, I'll put my socks back on.

[–]Verzingetorix 1 point2 points ago

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Road Rash Kick to the face.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 1 point2 points ago

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I think kicking their dog off a bridge might be more appropriate.

(disclaimer: this is a joke. it is a reference to Anchorman. I do not condone violence to animals)

[–]420foy 2 points3 points ago

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"What do you love?" "...I love my dog..." "Well now this is happening."

PUNT!

"BBBAAAAAAAAAXXXXTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

[–]bitingmyownteeth 1 point2 points ago

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"I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I know what you mean. I had a lady in a suv throwing what I assume was sunflower or pumpkin seeds out of her window and smacking me. It was pure white rage when I rolled up beside her at a traffic light and lit into her about not throwing shit out of her windows. I felt bad because her 10-12 year old daughter was in the car, but the driver needed to hear it. It still pisses me off just thinking about it.

[–]420foy 4 points5 points ago

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I had the same situation a while back. Some little shit 4 or 5 year old was fucking throwing cheetos or something back at me and laughing. I pulled up next to the driver (the mom) and made the 'roll your fucking window down' gesture. I let her know what happened, and she just blew me off while the kid stared me down and laughed. The police were VERY interested once I told them.

[–]ZeroNihilist 1 point2 points ago

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What I want to know is, how certain was he that this wouldn't cause a crash?

[–]420foy 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently 100%... OR 50/50, took his chances.

[–]dunnowins 2 points3 points ago

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couldnt agree more with this. any debris under the tire of a bike can be dangerous. i wish i was naive enough to find this gif funny.

[–]420foy 3 points4 points ago

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That's basically what it comes down to...

[–]DivineRobot 0 points1 point ago

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You probably ended first though.

[–]420foy 1 point2 points ago

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I think you accidentally a word.

[–]SpaceMagician -1 points0 points ago

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I agree with your sentiment, but I was only concerned for the motorcyclist in the situation. I didn't see it necessary to prove my toughness by talking about how violent I would hypothetically get. In short, you're a douche.

[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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It must be nice to not care about anybody. If you want to get into name calling, then shut the fuck up you dumb fucking piece of shit. You think you have ALLLLL the fucking answers because you're SOOOO fucking smart huh? Guess what, THAT'S called being a douche bag. I don't get why you think I'm 'trying to prove my toughness'. Someone tries to kill or injure me, I have EVERY FUCKING RIGHT to not be a victim, and take action. In short, you're still a moron who can't see the world past the end of your nose.

[–]SpaceMagician -1 points0 points ago

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Right, but this isn't about you. You made it that way. I think a less douche-y response would be to just state how fucked up it was that he could have seriously hurt that guy on the motorcycle. That was the first thing I thought. The situation here is that you either made it about yourself and turned concern for another human being personal, and subsequently turned it into rage, or that you wanted to act like a big tough guy on the internet. Either way, you seem like quite the douche.

[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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I've had this shit happen to me, so YES ITS FUCKING PERSONAL. What don't you understand about that? If some one PURPOSEFULLY tries to hurt or kill me, I might just harm them back.

Answer me this: Have you EVER had anyone purposefully do shit like this to you where you could have very easily ended up hurt or worse? Because I have, and let me fucking tell you boy, nothing enrages a human being like being subjected to shit like this. And here you are telling me that my emotions are invalid? Who's being the douche now?

[–]SpaceMagician -1 points0 points ago

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Your emotions are valid, although its clear that you have a rage problem or are new to the internet if this gets you so peeved. I'm just trying to assess your nature based on your comment(s) and I think I've got two traits nailed: You have anger problems and you are a douche. The fact that this relates to a personal experience, which you neglected to make clear in the original comment, certainly makes you seem less douche-y, but the douche-iness is still evident. For instance, you called me "boy". Classic douche.

[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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Look you just don't get it do you? Stupid people make me angry. Are you seriously that fucking dumb? If the only reason you think I'm a douche is because I got angry when people's lives are in danger, then you have some issues yourself. You're acting like a child, therefore I will refer to you as one. You may think that you're proving a point by calling me a douche, but based on your reactions, you are the pot calling the kettle black.

Seriously, what is your problem? Can you NOT see how this would make ANYone with half a fucking brain angry? What if it happened to you? I'm sure you'd be totally cool with it right? Didn't think so. Look, go ahead and call me names, it doesn't bother me much. I know that I'm not a douche, and so does everyone else around me. Go ahead mighty keyboard warrior, do your worst. But while you're at it, try for once to put yourself in someone else's shoes and maybe you'll see what it's like, and MAYBE gain some understanding of human nature.

Again, if you think I'm a douche, you've got some self-evaluating to do.

I'm a douche for almost being killed a few times, then expressing my utter frustration with retards who think its ok? Fucking get real! Do you even ride motorcycles? Do you even realize how fucked up of a thing that is to do? How can that NOT make you angry?

Right off the bat you called me a douche because you think I just wanna fight people? Take your trolling ass elsewhere. Do you ever admit you're wrong, or do you just go about calling people names when you think you're special?

I hope one day, you almost get killed by some fucktards, then when you get angry at someone for trying to take your life (purposefully I might add) I'll be there to call you a raging douche.

I'm fucking angry because people like yourself seem to think it's ok to pull shit like this then call people douches for getting upset. What is so godamn hard to understand about that?

[–]SpaceMagician 0 points1 point ago

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Getting angry to such a degree is completely normal when someone does something like that to you. But this isn't about you, you douche. All I'm doing is calling you a name. You are the one losing your shit over being called that name. And, ironically enough, you only continue to justify it.

[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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It's about everybody you dumbfuck. It's about you, me, that guy, the next guy, everybody is involved when idiocy rears it's ugly head. Excuse me for getting upset when people act maliciously, like you are right now. Seriously, do you even ride?

[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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You know what? Why don't you take your shitty logic and argue with the almost 300 people that agree with me?

[–]Autious 0 points1 point ago

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There is a point to expressing a general lack of respect for actions of the kind as such to prevent such things to ever occur again.

[–]SpaceMagician 0 points1 point ago

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He could have done it less douche-ily.

[–]Ben_Jahmin 9 points10 points ago

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Source: http://www.nimportequi.com/fr/video_remi_kart.html

[–]apextek 8 points9 points ago

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yes it does, sadly when i was a stupid high school student i did that on the stairs and put a poor girl in the hospital.

[–]octoquake 5 points6 points ago

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My friend put a banana peel down in the kitchen at the diner we were working. Everybody saw him do it, so everybody knew it was there and avoided it. He came around the corner a few minutes later, stepped directly on the banana which he had forgotten about, and completely wiped out.

[–]PropMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Youtube comment summed it up nicely:

Not sure who is the best, remi or his lawyer

[–]I_Work_For_The_GovT 5 points6 points ago

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His second banana throw was remarkably accurate.

[–]FlushNorris 1 point2 points ago

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If it were his second banana throw... yes

[–]dissonance_Incarnate 1 point2 points ago

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So how is your landlord? email him any more sharks?

[–]TOURETTES_RESPONSE 1 point2 points ago

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WHY DONT YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT!

[–]f3tch 1 point2 points ago

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You're just jealous Remi can do it better.

[–]gottacatchemal 1 point2 points ago

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O'doyle rules!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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DO NOT DO THIS TO A BICYCLE.

[–]Cobek 3 points4 points ago

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Let's hope the pet stores are closed... Poor turtles won't know what's coming.

[–]Awkward_Arab 2 points3 points ago

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That French fuck is awesome.

[–]SiscoDisco 1 point2 points ago

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Remi Gaillard!!! Troll among Trolls

[–]Im_probably_drunk 1 point2 points ago

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That just made my day. officially the best .gif IMO.

Is there a whole video?

[–]PropMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Yes sir, as jberth linked above.

[–]AlmostPoseidon 2 points3 points ago

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Simply the best way to peel out

[–]Rallerboy888 1 point2 points ago

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Remi Gaillard made us all laugh another time:)

[–]sulta 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to alter this so that the car and motorcycle swerve off the road.

[–]OnlySayYup 0 points1 point ago

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Yup

[–]TriSquaredCircle 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Only effective against human feet. Vehicles are unaffected.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, I'd love to know how many times he's been arrested.

[–]omplatt 0 points1 point ago

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he just needs the big grumpy banana, aka Grumps.

[–]Catalin0620 0 points1 point ago

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Remi Gaillard is the best!!!!

[–]Pafe 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from? Link please.

[–]ordona 0 points1 point ago

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Here's his YouTube.

[–]bdkraem 0 points1 point ago

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Who the hell is Remi and what has he done with Mario?!?

[–]sniper101 0 points1 point ago

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he then got a littering ticket

[–]mike413 0 points1 point ago

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Not to scale -- the thrown bananas need to be MUCH BIGGER.

[–]Emerse 0 points1 point ago

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This gentleman has some of the funniest videos on the internet. Do yourselves a favor and go watch them all.

[–]aaronin 0 points1 point ago

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what game were you playing? The bananas never worked well in the game either.

great, 3 bananas. I'm going to lay these bright yellow monsters down and cover exactly 1/1,000th of a stretch of track. Maybe I'll lay it down on the edge of something, which would be great if they weren't bright yellow and visible from a million miles away.

His mistake was throwing the banana instead of the red shell.

[–]Blackops606 0 points1 point ago

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REMI!!!!

[–]satellitehopper 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine how awesome that gif would be if it did work IRL...

[–]xanmoth 0 points1 point ago

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Again, repost. http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/kgv2s, with links to Remi.

[–]Luke_Hero 0 points1 point ago

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Remi is such a legend! A true troll.

[–]ill_explain_it 0 points1 point ago

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In the video game Mario Kart you can drop or throw bananas that will cause drivers to spin out of control and fall behind in the race. In practice however this clearly does not work, except for comedic effect.

[–]thekemistmelb 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a horrific accident to occur.

[–]Dirrwen 0 points1 point ago

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older than time

[–]joejr99 0 points1 point ago

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he must have some ball doing that, try doing that in new york

[–]LFK1236 0 points1 point ago

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Go banana!

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

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Remi Gaillard is the fucking man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That was FANTASTIC aim with that banana! It went RIGHT under the motorcycle tire!

[–]disenchanted_youth 0 points1 point ago

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To everyone curious about the source: Search for "Remi Gaillard" on youtube. You're welcome.

[–]filibusta -2 points-1 points ago

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The size of the text varies inversely with the size of your penis

[–]disenchanted_youth 4 points5 points ago

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okay

[–]whatever_my_name_is 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else ever get caught in his endless loop of videos while doing work?

[–]Kris18 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love Remi.

[–]Bodhisattva314 -3 points-2 points ago

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best troll ever.

[–]dohaeris 3 points4 points ago

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Not trolling.

[–]deadheadkid92 -3 points-2 points ago

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orly?

[–]Holmium22 -1 points0 points ago

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no O'douls link. from happy gilmore? i dont have time... but someone else do it

[–]gambaa -1 points0 points ago

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In all seriousness, you can't pull this in America without being arrested, tased, beaten, 'insert any bad thing'. Just shows how much America fears in general.

[–]Thingtwos -1 points0 points ago

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That motorcycle part was not fucking cool.

[–]Uriah_Heep -2 points-1 points ago

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Are those banana peels or turtle shells?

[–]Cobek 2 points3 points ago

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Banana peels.

[–]ChoadFarmer 2 points3 points ago

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They're shells from really long yellow turtles

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