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[–]UpvoteAllOfThePosts 2 points3 points ago

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I have to upvote 'cause its what I do, but I highly suggest that next time you use a meme you actually use the meme.

P.S. Sorry your old boss sucks balls.

[–]karabeckian[S] 2 points3 points ago

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First image result for fired on birthday.

[–]gbgftw 1 point2 points ago

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Happy cake day. Also, meet Mr Tarkanian

[–]karabeckian[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Ha! Do you have an incompetent, lying coworker who gets you fired link? He should also have more time with the company.

[–]gbgftw 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa, you actually did get fired. Really sorry to hear that.

[–]karabeckian[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. It's their loss though. I start another job Monday and they are stuck with an idiot!

[–]gbgftw 1 point2 points ago

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That was a fast, good attitude!

[–]Dontfeedthebears 1 point2 points ago

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that suuucks. Best of luck with moving on (up).

[–]karabeckian[S] 0 points1 point ago

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True story.

[–]xhoi 1 point2 points ago

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That sucks dude. I hope you at least have some tasty cake and decent drinks to make up for it.

[–]karabeckian[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I think drinks are in my near future.