Japanese Spider Crab

rlg · 11 months

Who was the first person in the world who saw this and thought "i'm gonna eat that shit"...

FMRYP · 11 months

I took these pictures in the Melbourne Aquarium a few years back

With a leg span of up to 4 meters

AlgernonGordonEffect · 11 months

As soon as I saw this I started fantasizing about smashing it with a warhammer.

sdair · 11 months

based on real japanese history.... a giant spider crab....

Scorp63 · 11 months

If there is one thing I could eliminate from Reddit, it would every single fucker who comes in and circlejerks to the "LOL NOPE!!!" and "KILL IT WITH FIRE ROFL" comments in these threads.

Update: Currently with 225 comments, there are 43 "nope"s.

searine · 11 months

Stop trying to drift that crab dude!

mrconfer · 11 months

It wouldn't look as scary if the guy holding it wasn't 4' 10''

SouthFresh · 11 months

The man seems plausibly Japanese, but I'm not sure about the crab's nationality.

leap2 · 11 months

Yarr!! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares!

snuglife · 11 months

whoa dude- that's a really tiny man.

backpackboss · 11 months

Exploit it's weak point for massive damage!

Rasimov · 11 months

And on that historic day hentai was born.

havajavakava · 11 months

Who knew the Japanese had bagpipes?

zombieslaya1138 · 11 months

WTF? A spider crab is not WTF. Go back to 9gag.

calis · 11 months

Being Japanese....that guy is fucking it, right?

inquisitive_mind · 11 months

Looks like a new type of Japanese guitar to me.

OthoJNoggle · 11 months

Well, you know, Japanese … so that guy's only about 3 feet tall.

megacrabmaster · 11 months

This picture is misleading, the guy is Japanese so the crab isn't even close to how bit it seems.

Mathlete86 · 11 months

All hail our new crab overlords!

boomboxdino · 11 months

This is the cover to "Learn to Play Spider Crab in 12 Easy Steps"

digger_ex_pat · 11 months

Spider crab, spider crab, does whatever a spider crab does.

emmanate · 11 months

Anyone missread it as this?

SouthFresh · 11 months

I have a gallon of melted butter standing by

DeadcatXL · 11 months

There is a reason why that image is in black and white...

quickdrinkthis · 11 months

looks fucking delicious

babarossa · 11 months

I know Japanese were shorter then...but this short?

[deleted] · 11 months

And who ever said a giant enemy crab is not historically accurate?

mimshadows · 11 months

That creeps me out!I hate spiders, and. most crabs..Both of them combined!? shivers!

says_nasty_stuff · 11 months

I'd crack open one of dem legs and eat me some fucking spider meat. Fuck, I'll bring some butter to dunk it in too.

constantlynew · 11 months

How does it taste with a little butter?

kaos112 · 11 months

FUCK^{no^{no^{no^{no^{^o}}}}}

Colcook · 11 months

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Dillfaro · 11 months

It's a tiny Japanese dude with a normal size crab...standard.

BloodOfTheMexicans · 11 months

Holy mother of shit!!!!!

Hellenhol · 11 months

This is now imprinted on my brain. Now I feel itchy :(

bsterz · 11 months

GET MY BUTTER VAT CRANKING!!!!! Seriously if these taste close enough to Alaskan or King, I'm all in and I'll bare hand put it in the big ass pot of water to get it going.

JoyousCacophony · 11 months

Is there anything on the internet that I would not masturbate too???

DoctorMiracles · 11 months

Did anybody else got hungry watching that?

vegus · 11 months

the only reason I went into the comments is to find the LOL NOPE comment and downvote it

Heywood12 · 11 months

Not creepy.

Miko54 · 11 months

Oh oh oh. Send them into SPACE!

ToxicFlow · 11 months

Giant enemy crab of reddit, spider enhanced.

StoreClock · 11 months

Where's the disguise kit?

TinHao · 11 months

Aww..look at that big rascal, he just wants to play.

[deleted] · 11 months

He likes it more when they struggle.

Goliander · 11 months

That's just an Osaka Aquarium employee picking up garbage.

SoCo_cpp · 11 months

Despite having his cloths on, since this is Japanese, he must be attempting to sexually assaulting that crab.

JeetRaut · 11 months

I keep waiting for the all you can eat Spider Crab special from Red Lobster.

CheshireC4t · 11 months

Look out, it's a giant enemy crab!

chalkyblock · 11 months

Yummy yummy in my tummy~

Illini005 · 11 months

Is that Mr. Bean?

BROshon_Moreno · 11 months

I'm just going to go ahead and pretend these dont exist. Thanks

ElvenSpelunker · 11 months

For me the WTF moment was when I realized he was probably using that crab to masturbate.

Deergoose · 11 months

If anyone has played ecco the dolphin, they would be traumatized enough to recognize those things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuawIunICqY

im_bozack · 11 months

you can tell he's totally trying to bang it

iMADEthis2post · 11 months

How can you tell it's Japanese?

buffbuf · 11 months

"God dammit, I knew I shouldn't have bought a hedge clipper from the Sharper Image catalog"

futurestorms · 11 months

Ok, I need five pounds of butter, a smelting vat and a sledge hammer. Who's with me?

Vaskre · 11 months

I want to eat it.

Komprimus · 11 months

Iie.

DENelson83 · 11 months

高脚蟹。

That's how the Japanese write "spider crab".

bigkajamma · 11 months

A GIANT ENEMY CRAB! RIIIIIIDGE RACEERRRR!

FreddieGibbs · 11 months

I think it is weird that I found out about this just like a week ago.

shrimants · 11 months

Dhalsim can do that shit too

SecretCobraz · 11 months

Da Fuck man, this thing is so awesome/scary.

wideiris · 11 months

Why is the midget holding it?

awkwardloveyous · 11 months

Well that looks scrumptious! :D

blockletter · 11 months

i see these in my nightmares

[deleted] · 11 months

Some say Crab, I say giant fucking spider.

baaaananarama · 11 months

Never swimming in the ocean again

yousirnaime · 11 months

My dog! That's the smallest Asian man I've ever seen!

m3dos · 11 months

YEP, WITH BUTTER

Tranzam1978 · 11 months

How big this crab really is

Doctah_Scott · 11 months

But they're sooooo delicious! Spider crab roll is one of my favorite sushi!

oed706 · 11 months

That one leg on his left side looks like it's going straight through him.

c4keb0ss · 11 months

checkmate, christians

fullliquorcabinet · 11 months

I've seen these in person several times both alive (aquatic research centers) and dead. They are extremely interesting to me, along with most large water dwelling organisms.

See also Giant Salamanders.

stevesonaplane · 11 months

It's like the inspiration for the fing-longer or a grabby handle. I wonder if you could hook up a 9 volt or something to one of those arms and make it close.

SpiffySmitty · 11 months

Might make for a hell of a nice crab boil. Just sayin'

dergster · 11 months

would be scarier if it was a crab spider

Rickster885 · 11 months

My intense fear of crabs prevents me from even looking at this.

CanIGet · 11 months

Large crab or small man?

xWrathful · 11 months

Is it wrong if i imagined this making mud crab noises?

Jaeser · 11 months

Don't worry that's just a really small japanese man

Lonewolf_drak · 11 months

Why is this not in aww?

Legitsu · 11 months

I suddenly feel very hungry

allkindsofridiculous · 11 months

ugh, not ok there's on of those near the bio lab at my school it mega creeps me out...

ItsOfficial · 11 months

Leave it to the Japanese to make a crab this big.

serrit · 11 months

Crab people.

Icalasari · 11 months

So many nopes at the bottom...

A_User · 11 months

Interestingly, I think I would be less frightened of that than I am an actual spider.

victorious_secret69 · 11 months

japan is full of weird shit

Good_Guy_Graig · 11 months

Is it on me?! It feels like it's on me!!

frankadankalis · 11 months

They better be fucking delicious. Anything spider related I hate with a fiery passion.

aidsrainbow · 11 months

GAH. KILL IT!

daken · 11 months

Thats a fucking space spider from lost in space!

Raineko · 11 months

Shen Gaoren was the first thing that came into my mind.

Rflkt · 11 months

He must be a basketball player

Randomdude319 · 11 months

And that why I will never go to japan

Kallor · 11 months

So... do we burn it?

maverickx12 · 11 months

NOPE.

FlyingLiquor · 11 months

Acquire a vast amount of Japanese Spider Crabs
Tame them and train them in the martial arts
Machine gun mounts, for the hell of it
????????
Profit!

calldom · 11 months

i have always though crabs are just mega-crazy spiders...they scare the shit out of me.

wihardy · 11 months

Crab people, Crab people, Crab people

troncmaster · 11 months

Kill it, Kill it with fire!

turnleftdale · 11 months

Just like the Japanese to try to have sex with it.

Dr9 · 11 months

Looks like a normal Spider Crab - no wait, in the picture he's trying to hump it for a game show. You're right, must be Japan.

charlesfpbeach · 11 months

BRAZZERS

BumpSkump420 · 11 months

dear christ

NoFearNubIsHere · 11 months

NOPE NOEP NOEP NOEP NOEP NEOP NEOP NOEP NOEP

chlhardy · 11 months

Looks like it's time to kill Japan with fire. Oh wait.......

inthefantry · 11 months

i do believe that we need a rule that states that if something has a giant spider or multiple spiders in it then it has to have the word NOPE in the title

envioussob · 11 months

fuck that

WTF

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