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[–]denfilade 17 points18 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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For those who don't know, Pugs (most dogs, but pugs in particular) have a spot just above where their tail starts that itches constantly. I left my pug alone for half a day once and she rubbed her back raw by running under my coffee table with her ass in the air.

It was funny until she started bleeding.

[–]eighty1 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter, I still loled.

[–]Cheddarballz90 -5 points-4 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex!

[–]Conflikt 3 points4 points ago

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Especially when you see it Every fucking day

[–]Eskelsar 2 points3 points ago

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Especially when I've never seen it.

[–]not_really_a_nerd -2 points-1 points ago

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not sure why you're being downvoted; it's the truth.

[–]aRealSomebody -3 points-2 points ago

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People are fucking idiots. Pure and simple.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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People who've never seen it downvote complaints about it being posted every day. People who've seen it every day upvote complaints about it being posted every day.

[–]epsilis 0 points1 point ago

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shake shake that ass, shake shake that ass

[–]deagle2012 -4 points-3 points ago

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R-R-R-R-REPOST!

[–]hamza217 -3 points-2 points ago

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repost