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[–]xBMLCx 25 points26 points ago

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Can't expect to get a girl while being on Reddit all day.

[–]AxumArc 1 point2 points ago

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i have a gf and i reddit...probably too much (who doesn't?)

but to be fair, i started dating her more than a year before i found reddit...so she knows i'm a nerd lol

[–]HyundaifOu 22 points23 points ago

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Unfortunately, there are as many comics with this premise as ones with the friend zone premise ಠ_ಠ.

[–]ObservingOwl 4 points5 points ago

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I never quite understood how that whole situation managed to fix itself so deeply into memes. You'd think people would figure it out, and just move on or something.

[–]vahntitrio 0 points1 point ago

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For every one moving on there is another one that is just walking in.

[–]ObservingOwl 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the internet should be more clear about how few fucks are to be given on a regularl basis, to the newcomers, that is.

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[–]darkfox45[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Ask before you get in

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[–]TylerJaden24 1 point2 points ago

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Miscommunication is what people do best.

[–]darkfox45[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Eh, I was at that stage and yeah, it didn't work out. So I moved on and took the hint, if you don't make a move soon enough, you'll just end up in another friendzone. Find a girl and make your move right away.

[–]AlaskaDK 0 points1 point ago

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So that the girl can you reject you and say she doesn't know you that well....

[–]primeintuition 16 points17 points ago

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Yes. If you ask, there's a chance you'll be rejected. But if you don't, you'll be rejected by default, and that's a certainty. Stop whining and go after what you want.

[–]uber_jedi 0 points1 point ago

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There is no rejection by default, that's BS that teachers tell kids like "every shot you don't take is a miss"

Rejection by definition is the act or state of being rejected. That cannot happen when one decides to forgo an attempt.

I, like many others, choose not to ask others out because I am comfortable where I am. This is not complacency, and there is nothing wrong in not taking risk. Sure, the rewards of a successful relationship may be worth the preceding rejections - but I will leave that to someone else to prove.

[–]Ghili 1 point2 points ago

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See, there's the difference, if you're happy where you are, you won't bitch about being put in the friendzone. But if you do, and use that as a fall back, you're just contradicting yourself.

[–]slipperyfist 1 point2 points ago

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He clearly wasn't referring to you. His advice was for people that want to ask someone out but are too afraid to.

Wayne Gretzky once said "You miss %100 of the shots you don't take." In your case, you don't want to score a goal, so you shouldn't even be playing hockey in the first place.

[–]prodeath 26 points27 points ago

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No, I downvote because

Is not a fucking rage comic.

[–]Shaneisonfire 1 point2 points ago

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Is anyone else getting sick of all the friend zone rage comics in f7u12 lately?

[–]darkfox45[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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That was the point of the comic. I think at least 339 people agree.

[–]HandicapperGeneral 2 points3 points ago

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Just to make it clear, I'm downvoting you because this is a terrible comic, not because I disagree with you.

[–]Shrawny 0 points1 point ago

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Not to mention he asked for downvotes in the title.

[–]EasyTiger20 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa guys, looks like were dealing with a badass here.

[–]metalhealth 2 points3 points ago

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I became friends with a girl. I've known her for about 5 years now... 2 years ago I fell in love with her... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU but yeah. I told her how I felt and her reaction was something along the lines of "FRIEND!!!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What about the girls? Hmm? We get friend-zoned, too. And rejected. Amazingly, dudes can be asses and have ridiculous standards, just like us chicks.

[–]Perk-a-Derk 0 points1 point ago

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Girls can ask guys out too though, I asked out a guy for coffee and now we're dating.

Though yeah, the rest of your statement is true, but it shouldn't stop you from taking initiative if they seem shy. Sometimes they need a little help haha.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Took initiative. Got 'zoned this morning. Guess I'm a bit miffed about it, still. Oh well, I will survive.

[–]Perk-a-Derk 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, I see, sorry about that. But hey, everyone strikes out, I've been there as well.

Oh man, cute english transfer student, I was crushing on him FIERCE. Sadly landed in the zone as well, but hey, you would never know if you didn't try!

[–]upvoteforyouhun 3 points4 points ago

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As a woman, I whole heartedly agree.

[–]FallingSnowAngel 4 points5 points ago

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Keep preaching, and one day they'll start doing it just to keep us from nagging.

[–]darkfox45[S] 8 points9 points ago

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It's so annoying. They did this to themselves.

[–]Thurinymous 1 point2 points ago*

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'Anymore'? It's been part of Internets Disease for aeons the inability of some nerds to simply say 'hey, I'm into you, are you into me?'. These 'waah I'm in the friendzone wat i do now' posts go waaaay back. 4chan's early days. Myspace, even!

And may I also suggest that 'manning up' isn't the solution? Women can ask people out, too. :P It just takes spine!

[–]darkfox45[S] 4 points5 points ago*

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Well, if you're into the girl but don't know if she's into you, take the dive. That's why it's called jumping in.

[–]Ace302 1 point2 points ago

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Maning up and asking a girl out and finding out she has a boyfriend already can put you in the friendzone too genius

[–]Perk-a-Derk 1 point2 points ago

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So true, though I do think girls should ask guys out as well on occasion.

[–]goodguyatheart 1 point2 points ago

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This doesn't account for the girl saying "you're too nice" as the reason for not dating you when you do ask.

[–]BagsOfMoney 1 point2 points ago

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That's called "letting him down gently." She doesn't like you, and that's the nicest way she can think to say it. Rejection is rejection, no matter how she says it.

[–]goodguyatheart 0 points1 point ago

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That'd be correct.

[–]kasar7133 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when I use to be that guy who never asked a girl out, then my balls dropped and I was able to get any girl I wanted. Now I have a meaningful relationship with the girl I liked and still like to this day. Redditors need to learn that chicks dig confidence.

[–]lagspike 2 points3 points ago

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you land in the friend zone by being a pussy. no, not being a "nice guy", but rather not coming forward with what you think about them.

man up, and tell them how you feel. dont bitch about it later when she isnt interested. and all the rage comics and memes in the world wont change anything. you only have yourself to blame, if anything.

basically, if you dont want to end up in the friend zone, dont put yourself in it by doing nothing.

[–]darkfox45[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for clarifying the main point of all this!

[–]YourDirtySlut 0 points1 point ago

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I concur! I have NEVER been asked out in person before. It makes me kind of sad, actually...

[–]Derpman881 0 points1 point ago

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It's asking girls out that get us the friendzone. Teasing, touching, playful banter and then going for the kiss keeps you out of the FZ.

[–]antiqueChairman 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted because "downvote anticipation" is almost as obnoxious as blathering about friendzones.

[–]tephy 0 points1 point ago

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I agree about the manning up, being asked out over facebook chat isn't the same as being asked in person. -.-"

[–]Paycho 0 points1 point ago

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SO BRAVE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me bro

[–]bypatrickcmoore 0 points1 point ago

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Just ask her out. 50/50 chance she'll say "yes". If she says no, go home and lick your wounds. Then try someone else. It's not so hard. Eventually, you'll meet one who'll say yes.

Just be patient. It's low self-esteem that is the root of all these Redditor's problems. It isn't rocket science.

[–]X-istenz 0 points1 point ago

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If you're going to get friendzoned, it's going to happen whether you ask them out or not. Confidence is only worth so much. Eventually you learn to embrace it, because a girl who considers you a friend has this bizarre misplaced trust that you can exploit to help you trick other girls into wanting you. <nods>

[–]Galaxy_trip -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm a girl, and we are kinda pissed that guys won't man up. If most girls are like me, they're old-fashioned and want to be asked and woohed.

[–]obscenecupcake 0 points1 point ago

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or at least flirt so we know that a relationship is on the table, if we want it. (or sex anyways)!

[–]Galaxy_trip -2 points-1 points ago

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that's the thing, we DO! girl flirting is more subtle than guy flirting!

[–]obscenecupcake -1 points0 points ago

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-is a girl-

I meant that the guys should....

[–]exist -2 points-1 points ago

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not sure why you got downvoted. a lot of girls i know feel the same way and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[–]Galaxy_trip -2 points-1 points ago

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i feel strange pointing it out, but i'm not the one making forever alone comics on here.

[–]Rogue9162 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like your sample population may be a little... skewed... this being reddit and all.

[–]Galaxy_trip -2 points-1 points ago

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well, yeah, but the guys seriously need to learn how to man up!

[–]Rogue9162 0 points1 point ago

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Where do you live darlin', I'll take you out if you're within 100 miles of Lansing, MI, no questions asked.

[–]Galaxy_trip -3 points-2 points ago

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sorry, im a texas girl, didnt you see me use y'all?

[–]Rogue9162 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, I'm from rural Michigan and I throw ya'lls around sometimes ;)

[–]Galaxy_trip -1 points0 points ago

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Really??

[–]Rogue9162 0 points1 point ago

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Really really!

[–]Perk-a-Derk -2 points-1 points ago

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This.THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

[–]Galaxy_trip -4 points-3 points ago

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This?

[–]Perk-a-Derk -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha I was just emphasizing that I completely agree with what you just said.

[–]Galaxy_trip -1 points0 points ago

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THANK YOU.

[–]Perk-a-Derk 0 points1 point ago

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Man, some kid just went on a downvote frenzy, GOOD JOB BRO

[–]Jigsaw_Pixie -1 points0 points ago*

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...that's it....out come the Reverse Bear Traps!!!

EDIT: On another friendzone comic I said this: next friendzone comic I'd bust these out

[–]Palendrome -1 points0 points ago

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+infinity

[–]obscenecupcake -1 points0 points ago

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I only ever fuck friends ._. the trick to get in my pants is to 1. constantly touch me. little touches that let me know you are interested. but don't push the issue. let it be known that you are fine with being friends. 2. pay for alcohol one night. 3. ????? 4. touch again 5. profit!!!

edit: sadly, weed will probably not work, despite infusion of mega horniness.

[–]fancifulScyphozoa -1 points0 points ago

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"heeerrrrp Duuurrrrp, girls are sluts and only want douchebags but I'm right here WAHWAH!" ...I thought I would post that in all non-seriousness before anyone else did. I do feel bad for the guys in friendzones, but if you really love the girl, it shouldn't be THAT bad.

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[–]Thurinymous 5 points6 points ago

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If the women you're asking out are the sort to ridicule you just for expressing your feelings, are you sure you'd want to be in a relationship with them?

[–]katffro -1 points0 points ago

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Any woman worth dating would be flattered if someone asked her out and will feel some sort of guilt for rejecting him.
As long as the guy isn't creepy about it, of course.

[–]CricketHaus 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. Only guy I have ever ridiculed for "asking me out" didn't even really do so. We became acquaintances while I was dating someone else. Said person and I break up. This guy and I continue running into one another in social gatherings, he never makes a move or says word one to show interest. Months later I start dating someone else. This guy comes up to me at a party after finding out and starts yelling at me "I was hanging out with you sometimes, so it was MY TURN!!"

Yeah, that's how you win a lady's heart, Slick. Stalk her, ignore her, then throw a tantrum because you "called dibs".

[–]katffro -1 points0 points ago

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That's hilarious.
"We occasionally talked and were friendly. How come we're not engaging in coitus?!"

[–]darkfox45[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Exactly. What's the risk of going on a date? It not ending well and no second date? At least you gave it a shot. More of these will come in a week too. sigh

[–]Rogue9162 0 points1 point ago

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A pair of balls and some self-esteem. You need them.

[–]RaptorX7 -1 points0 points ago

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Anymore? I doubt they ever could

[–]coolswordsman -1 points0 points ago

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I'm friend-zoned, i hit on my best friend who did it to me all the time xD

[–]SilentExchange -1 points0 points ago

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The more for us who actually can take a moderate risk then

[–]TheWanderingNomad1 -1 points0 points ago

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Truth, my good sir. Upvotes galore.

[–]TheyreEatingHer -1 points0 points ago

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THANK YOU, POSTER!

[–]xpoonx -1 points0 points ago

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I wish i could give more than one upvote.

[–]lordeddardstark -2 points-1 points ago

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Not really. Those who do don't go to reddit and whine

[–]I_Code_Stoned -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know how you kids get friend-zoned today, but back when I was young, I got friend zoned as a response to asking a girl out. Happened all the fucking time.

These days, I find having $200-$300 to drop on a date goes a long way towards not getting friend zoned.

[–]AxumArc 0 points1 point ago

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if you have to drop $200-$300 to have a successful date, in all probability she a gold digga. or you're just paying for sex.