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[–]Njosnavelin 306 points307 points ago

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That little girls face is the perfect summary of how we all feel when someone does something unbelievably gross in front of you and acts like it's normal.

[–]jaze17 228 points229 points ago

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I prefer this gif

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[–]OldSchoolRPGs 6 points7 points ago

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I'm right there with ya brother. I started cackling uncontrollably.

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[–]OldSchoolRPGs 0 points1 point ago

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I hear ya sister.*

[–]redredlipstick 4 points5 points ago

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yes. exactly.

[–]Canarka 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was the only one. It hurts it hurts!

[–]sp4ce 43 points44 points ago

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proof that we've always thought booger eating was gross unless it was us eating our own boogers

[–]The_designer_pro 31 points32 points ago*

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so true... i had this kid in my class who was an open booger eater. he would go for it in the middle of a conversation with you and stare you down with his eyes waiting for a reaction, all while you try to keep a straight serious face in the conversation... i hated that guy.

edit: just to reassure the doubtful, he did eat it.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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If you want to be a professional troll, you gotta start early.

[–]The_designer_pro -1 points0 points ago

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oh that shit is for real..

[–]chantistar 1 point2 points ago

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I knew a guy named Wesley in kinder and he would pick his nose so much he got warts in his nose. That's what I remember - and he would be absent bc of the warts.

[–]nugget129 2 points3 points ago

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i had a girl in my english class two years back who legit picked her nose while she was talking to the teacher during class discussions. every time you could see my teacher cringe and have to prentend it was normal

[–]sp4ce 0 points1 point ago

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it's even weirder when i was in the same situ with a girl

[–]Andrewlee619 -2 points-1 points ago

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XD openly booger eater sounds like an occuaption

[–]BigBadDawg 6 points7 points ago

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but wait... I was always told to eat my boogers to strengthen my system against allergies. Good God... you mean you shouldn't???

[–]gezhendrix 8 points9 points ago

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No no, Like most information we are given as children this is totally correct. Carry on as you were good sir!

[–]yellekc 1 point2 points ago

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You swallow the vast majority of your nasal mucus anyway. No need to eat the dried stuff.

[–]SANAFABICH 0 points1 point ago

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Come on people, are we really discussing this?

[–]MonotonousMan 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think it matters how many times this has been re-posted and re-played... It never loses it's hilarity factor. The face that gorilla on the left is making is just the funniest god damn thing I have ever seen. And I can almost say that literally.

[–]thankgoditsnotmilk 3 points4 points ago

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OMG, you don't know how hard i just giggled like a school girl.

[–]AlphaEnder 1 point2 points ago

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Too high for this shit. /r/funny is not a good place for me right now, I'm going to wake up my roommates.

[–]Timid_Pimp 8 points9 points ago*

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At least this that kid kept it to himself, unlike the nonchalant vomiting kid in this vid.

[–]BloodshotHippy 26 points27 points ago

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exactly! i just about died laughing.

[–]mcparlies 5 points6 points ago

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Oh god! I actually did die laughing.

*didn't

[–]german80 0 points1 point ago

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Zombie now? or Jesus?

[–]bawwsa 13 points14 points ago

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I've a coworker who farts (with pride) in the office and doesn't give a flying fuck. Little girl's expression is exactly how I feel.

[–]moistmoistrevolution -5 points-4 points ago

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What are you a little girl? You've obviously never worked in an I.T. company with all males.

[–]bawwsa 9 points10 points ago

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No, I do work in IT (though the company isn't an IT company).
Regardless, great logic, bro. You so badass.

[–]moistmoistrevolution -5 points-4 points ago

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Whatever, it was a joke.

[–]Leezus 6 points7 points ago

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You're a joke.

[–]Shannaniganns 9 points10 points ago

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Stop it, guys. Play nice.

[–]TheBroestBro 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, Farva!

[–]Lisbon67 0 points1 point ago

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whats the name of the restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls

[–]friendlyhumanist 6 points7 points ago*

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People who spit on grass, or sidewalks. Or anywhere public.

[–]HumbertHumbertHumber 15 points16 points ago

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people who spit in general. What the fuck is in your mouth that you have to leave sputum in the fucking sidewalk?

[–]Crack_the_Cannister 5 points6 points ago

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Well, I smoke. I have a bad throat and I get alot of phlegm. So i spit, I dont want to but I have to. Sorry for disgusting you. I try to spit when nobodies looking though, if thats any consolation

[–]dja0794 3 points4 points ago

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what about while running? As a long distance runner, my throat fills up with phlegm and gunk constantly and if i want to swallow it I usually have to stop running and focus on it if I want to do so without puking.

[–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

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Funny, I was talking about this with my wife and her parents today. Awful habit, and living in the South, one I'm very happy I never picked up.

[–]Kensin 6 points7 points ago

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Even if you can't keep it in your mouth put it in a kleenex or something.

[–]Subhazard 1 point2 points ago

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Why just grass?

[–]friendlyhumanist 0 points1 point ago

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Fixed.

[–]larabar 0 points1 point ago

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I like spitting. My neighbor and I practiced spitting as far as we could when we were little.
Also, if I have big phlegm ball it makes me gag a little to swallow it and I don't keep tissues on me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like the little harder balls, I roll them around in my mouth and push them through my teeth. The big goopy ones I prefer to expel at velocity. My record is 16 feet... penguin penetrator

[–]theDogsBollux 0 points1 point ago

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This gif reminded me of how much I fucking hate when people have food on their faces and they are completely oblivious. I never say anything, but it is by far my worst pet peeve, and very few things can piss me off so much.

[–]Jeremy_Bentham_ -2 points-1 points ago

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lmfao you are so right! She's like, does anyone else think this is as nasty as I do!

[–]Lyeta 24 points25 points ago

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And this is why I avoid sick children. The fluids man, the fluids.

[–]pajam 5 points6 points ago

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I used to volunteer at a daycare in the projects. I loved playing with all the kids, but goddamned, everything is so sticky!!!!

[–]Lyeta 9 points10 points ago

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That's what I call 'jam hands'. Kids always seem to have jam hands. It may not even be caused by jam.

[–]railroad-redditor 11 points12 points ago

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Jam would be an improvement most of the time.

[–]ElevenToFortyNine 35 points36 points ago

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that young man has an A+ poker face

[–]CaptInappropriate 168 points169 points ago

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[–]eggman01 110 points111 points ago

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oh god. never have i seen cat boogers before.

[–]Kensin 9 points10 points ago

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that isn't the worst thing he's licked today

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 1 point2 points ago

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and it certainly isn't the best thing ;)

[–]PennyGremlin 7 points8 points ago

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I didn't know cats could sneeze!

[–]Wilderbeest 7 points8 points ago

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Where is the cat facts guy when you need him, eh?

[–]DrTorpedo 0 points1 point ago

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Cats sneeze... now pay me.

[–]cat_boogers 1 point2 points ago

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I think I have a new username.

[–]cieltsd 3 points4 points ago

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[–]alcakd 59 points60 points ago

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Ewww...

[–]notsothrowaway 15 points16 points ago

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omnomnomnom

[–]anonysera 26 points27 points ago

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Domestic cats are so autonomous they even feed themselves.

[–]hannerbananer422 7 points8 points ago

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We're all fucked now.

[–]CaptInappropriate 1 point2 points ago

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"self-licking ice cream cone"

[–]You_Better_Smile 13 points14 points ago

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That gif infuriates me because no matter how many licks that cat does to remove the dangling snot, it won't get off. Gah!

[–]CaptInappropriate 4 points5 points ago

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sounds like a problem that a lot of people have with their girlfriends... hey-oooo!

[–]staff_sergeant_poop 12 points13 points ago

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The first time I watched it "awwww groooss" the second time I laughed like a little girl

[–]MBuddah 41 points42 points ago

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of all the fucked up shit i've seen on the internet... this is up there. gross.

[–]Chiddaling 12 points13 points ago

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You must be new to the internet.

[–]MBuddah 6 points7 points ago

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i've seen horrible things done to other human beings without really even flinching. this shit made me want to throw up.

[–]digiit 2 points3 points ago

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I did throw up :(

[–]jimmytheone45 18 points19 points ago

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I can't even comprehend why! I've browsed /r/spacedicks for fun...

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[–]Lawsuitup 0 points1 point ago

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If you really want the most fucked up shit, tell them about r/picsofdeadjailbait. For everyone's sake, I will not post the link. It is real, and this is the most fucked up shit on the internet.

[–]pooerh 0 points1 point ago

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It's mostly links to articles about dead teenagers, nothing fucked up about it, no gross pics or anything. Doesn't even compare to spacedicks.

[–]Lawsuitup 0 points1 point ago

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Most of what I saw were very much pictures of dead teenage girls.

[–]pooerh 0 points1 point ago

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Found couple of those too, not gore though. I wouldn't say it's more fucked up that spacedicks.

But I laugh at a lot of spacedicks content, maybe I'm too fucked up to be bothered by r/picsofdeadjailbait.

[–]Lawsuitup 0 points1 point ago

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Its definitely more fucked than space dicks. Space dicks is just weird pictures of penii floating around.

[–]pooerh 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you witnessed the full power of /r/spacedicks. Have you opened more than the subreddit itself and seen more than just the logo? Because this isn't unusual. (Link is to the comment thread, content is NSFL, be warned).

[–]MyLittleStoney 0 points1 point ago

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I need to learn not to click on things just out of curiosity. What could spacedicks be? Surely something like a dick pic photoshopped to be wearing an astronaut suit! Or something! NO.

[–]theoffcell 4 points5 points ago

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Like... really?

[–]drierlint 1 point2 points ago

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I can watch a man being torn in half in front of his family and let out a big meh.. but snot, boogers, and things like that make me want to vomit.

[–]ShinyWisenheimer 8 points9 points ago

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Mmmmm nose spaghetti!

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[–]brianbrianbrian 13 points14 points ago

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I've seen cats miss jumps and fall off of high places and then just roll over and lie down like they meant to do it, even though it looked rather painful. I imagine eating a booger doesn't even rate to them.

Then again, after licking your own butthole, snot's gotta be like... hey, free candy...

[–]ProG87 2 points3 points ago

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I'd say it looks rather happy actually, which is more hilarious.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks. Almost just puked.

I was looking for a gif of a woman eating from a tissue a guy dropped after blowing his nose into it but can't find it...just to add to the situation.

[–]jiblet84 2 points3 points ago

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I just sat down to dinner, thanks for making me hungry.

[–]esoteric416 3 points4 points ago

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Don't Reddit at the dinner table. That's rude.

[–]jiblet84 1 point2 points ago

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couch + side table = dinner table

[–]spiderface1 1 point2 points ago

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omfg i literally put my hand in front of my eyes and looked away

I don't think I've done that since the first time I saw goatse back in like 2000-2001.

[–]Newtonswrath 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh, that literally made my stomach churn.

[–]FluoCantus 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but that made me gag. I love it.

[–]AlphaEnder 0 points1 point ago

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TIL cats can sneeze. No, seriously, I thought they couldn't for some reason.

[–]BryceW 16 points17 points ago

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[–]centinall 3 points4 points ago

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So much better since you can actually see what the kid to her right is doing. That is, stuffing his hands in his mouth. I think we are witnessing the makings of a lesbian.

[–]newguybenice 0 points1 point ago

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She glances at the second kid and out of shock at what HE'S doing looks his way before she looks back ta the first again. She's probably thinking what the hell is wrong wit these kids.

[–]Gentoo101 14 points15 points ago

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She didn't even know what to do....

[–]1137 81 points82 points ago

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It'll be nice when she gets older, she'll have the moment she turned lesbian documented on video.

[–]cturnr 9 points10 points ago

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"is anybody else seeing this?"

[–]UnknownArchive 64 points65 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
OH NOES! 0coms 1pt 2hrs GifSound
Saw this yesterday and laughed for hours. 18coms 184pts 12dys gifs
Following American politics in an election year. 0coms 1pt 13dys funny
My face when someone mentions that he's still using Digg 14coms 229pts 29dys funny
Not an animal but cute and funny kids 4coms 2pts 1mo aww
Awkward... 1com 24pts 1mo gifs
Sneezes girls reaction 137coms 893pts 4mos gifs
Snotty sneeze 70coms 464pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]LengAwaits 80 points81 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like reposts, so I put a list of reposts in your repost so you can look at reposts while looking at a repost!

[–]Hara-Kiri 10 points11 points ago

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That was surprisingly clever for that meme.

[–]temudgin 24 points25 points ago

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its almost as if he followed a formula or something...

[–]enig-o-matic 1 point2 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like formulas, so I put the relevant information in the formula so you can comment on the formula after reading the relevant information.

[–]larkable 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always follow a formula, but when I do it's clever.

[–]Alfierulz 2 points3 points ago

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karmadecay is a karma goldmine. you go on a popular reposted post and just post this shit there and get karma!

[–]Propolandante 0 points1 point ago

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"Anyone seeking more info might also check here"

is just a nice way of saying

"Look at how many times this shit has been reposted. Seriously, you guys."

[–]JellyBeanKruger 10 points11 points ago

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At least on AFV, they kind of warn you before you have to see nasty shit.

I am not squeamish about spiders. I am not squeamish about gore. I am not squeamish about zits or yucky ER stories.

But damn it, when it comes to puke and boogers, I'm out.

[–]fawker 2 points3 points ago

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I made the mistake of seeing a guy get a stint or something pulled out of his nose the other day. gag

[–]JakeThePom 0 points1 point ago

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Are those the tampon looking things?

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, and he had him buckled down as he pulled it out, it was covered in green snot. It almost looked like that scene in Total Recall.

[–]mastersword83 1 point2 points ago

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they don't always warn you

[–]JellyBeanKruger 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, true. I'm talking about the whole "moment of ewww" segment that happens sometimes. Those are the times I know to close my eyes and cover my ears, because fuck that shit.

[–]mastersword83 1 point2 points ago

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yeah but there are also some times like the one episode where a guy chugs a beer and then throws up, the video was in the intro

[–]JellyBeanKruger 0 points1 point ago

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those fuckers >:|

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wuss!

[–]zodar 4 points5 points ago

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Girl : "Um, can I get a parent over here? He needs some parenting, stat."

[–]Couch_Man 2 points3 points ago

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Trippin' balls, man.

[–]joshlaughlas 2 points3 points ago

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She reminds me of Anna Faris.

[–]Tru-Queer 2 points3 points ago

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I just can't help but think of Angela from the Office.

[–]Rebound 6 points7 points ago

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I surely can't be the only one who thought of This Guy?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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A young Amy Poehler?

[–]Valiturus 4 points5 points ago

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1st loop: gross. oh and funny too!

2nd loop: rofl

3rd loop: omfgwtfbbqroflmao

4th loop: kkkchk

5th loop: must... alt... f4

[–]MrRykler 1 point2 points ago

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archetypal speechlessness.

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this Forthewolfx's favorite gif? That counts for something, right?

[–]armadillopoop 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]Rcp_43b 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen this video and gif a million times, still cracks me up.

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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The utterly perfect "God, boys are gross." gif. Fuck yeah!

[–]amack77 1 point2 points ago

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Code 11

[–]someguydave 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a younger Luna Lovegood.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And that's the moment you think "oh fuck why the hell did I come here I need to leave as a soon as possible this is gross oh my god I need to leave I'm surrounded by retards and they might kill me."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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From that day on she was a lesbian.

[–]odiphious 1 point2 points ago

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her face looks fucking hilarious.....i would have done the same thing and probably throw up all over the f-ing place.....and caused an outburst of vomiting throughout the christmas program.. thus.. ruining christmas... wow... i never realized how big a piece of shit i was.. until i thought of that little girls face...

[–]REP206 1 point2 points ago

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haha the way she looks around like "does anyone else see this shit?"

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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now i'm sad

[–]FancifulUnicorn213 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Alphaeno 4 points5 points ago

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The eyes!

[–]eboeing 0 points1 point ago

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Repost, but made me laugh again so upvote

[–]SourAbyss 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh yeah so -" Sneeze "... Did... did anyone just?... ugh..." ಠ_ಠ

[–]vchip 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome. So this comes up on a weekly basis now?

Fuck that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, good lord that is funny shit.

[–]PolarX 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations! This was the 1,000,000th post of this GIF on this site!

[–]watuphoss 0 points1 point ago

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Is this Ginger Banks as a kid?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you're looking at this on an iPhone/iPod touch. It looks like the URL says "L2DAnal". I thought it was a nsfw gif at first, I was relieved shortly after.

[–]easy_Money 0 points1 point ago

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I think the snot kid might be me...

[–]OnWisCarlos 0 points1 point ago

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i praying to god she wasn't gonna eat that.

[–]ireallylaughed 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]ruuqi 0 points1 point ago

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i suppose you don't by any chance know where the filming footage for the .gif was taken?

i'm really curious because the kid in the right really looks like a very good friend of mine and the guy left to the girl looks exactly like i did when i was a child.. i don't recognize the girl though :-/

[–]sansui-cide 0 points1 point ago

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When I was younger, maybe 13 or thereabouts, my brother's godparents came over with their two little boys, pretty close to the same age as those kids in the gif... The younger one had a bit of a cold, and was sitting on the couch while the rest of us kids were playing Nintendo. All of a sudden, we hear this giant sneeze-like sound, more of a gurgle/cough/sneeze/fart thing, and we look over to see his hands over his face. As he pulled them away, it looked like sneezed out one of those slime-in-a-can novelty things you can buy, and there was a collective WTF, much like the little girl in the link. But this is not why I remember this. I remember this because the rest of us kids just got up silently and walked out of the room, leaving him to deal with the wad of snot on his own. There was silence for a minute or two, and then the screams started once he realized it was too much to handle and would probably eat the flesh from his face if he didn't get it off ASAP.

[–]I_quote_office_space 0 points1 point ago

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I call it my "Jump to Conclusions"

[–]StrangeCaptain 0 points1 point ago

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omg my side hurts

[–]RacistHistoryTeacher 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know the history of this? I swear I am the kid that comes into the shot on the left. Where is this from?! I must know its origin!

In other words: Sauce?

[–]cracktacular 0 points1 point ago

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Does he have bulk snot hanging out of his nose after that?

[–]amyhere 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so glad this is online I saw this on funniest video years ago, and I always picture this expression when something is gross and confusing

[–]TrilateralCommission 0 points1 point ago

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This was on America's Funniest Home Video. First time I have had AFHV beat reddit on getting a clip.

[–]jorgernaut 0 points1 point ago

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gets me every snottin time!

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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She has that "Well, this is fucked up," look on her face.

[–]WallyTheDogg 0 points1 point ago

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That is laugh alone funny...I can't stop watching it and cracking up.

[–]bkane91 0 points1 point ago

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she reminds me of Angela from The Office for some reason

[–]EatBooks 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she started to worry he had sneezed out his brains.

[–]Raymount 0 points1 point ago

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wat do

[–]stereoviper 0 points1 point ago

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Great pokerface on the little boy, btw.

[–]foskco 0 points1 point ago

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This is from a video on American Funniest Home Videos. (on the show the clip was about 45 seconds) I specifically remember this one because my girlfriend looked EXACTLY like that little girl when she was little, and I've sent her this .gif from time to time. Hilarious!

[–]alexunderwater 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when they finished hooking up all of the pneumatic tubes that was the early internet. This was one of the first things they sent through.

[–]GenericUsername12 0 points1 point ago

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She's like, "my parents havent taught me how to react to something like this yet."

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 0 points1 point ago

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My wife did that. We were at a stoplight in front of mcDonalds. She sneezed into her hand and COPIOUS amounts of snot strings stretched forth. Rather than grab a napkin or beach towel from the back seat, I laughed. When she got pissed, I laughed some more.

She put that incident in her request for a restraining order. We are divorced now.

[–]lionesslocks 0 points1 point ago

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My friend and I saw this on America's Funniest Videos and my friend literally fell off my couch, rolled around laughing, and then proceeded to piss herself.

[–]Schlunner 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for posting that. I couldn't stop laughing. I needed a laugh at the end of this day.

[–]anonymous11235 0 points1 point ago

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"Are you seein' this shit!"

[–]demifool 0 points1 point ago

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Holy cow this cracks me up so badly. Very funny.

[–]cmnonamee 0 points1 point ago

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Where is the original video??? I think the kid on the left eating his fingers may be me at a young age.

[–]whythiswebsite 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ProjectileHerpes 0 points1 point ago

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I have never laughed so hard at a .gif before.

[–]kawaiipiranha 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god that's hilarious.

[–]MushuWithEggroll 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! Pretty sure the boy that sneezed is my brother.

[–]Lahey_The_Drunk 0 points1 point ago

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That kid on the far left looks EXACTLY like myself at that age, right down to the mushroom haircut. What the fuck is happening?

[–]gooey_mushroom 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason it gets funnier with every loop XD

[–]SamuraiAlba 0 points1 point ago

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Shit... the kid on the left at the end looks so much like me at that age, and I swear I know the girl... shudder What is the age of the photo? I'm 37 IRL

[–]lambcaseded 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen a lot of gifs in my day, but that might be the funniest I've ever seen.

[–]B1Gsportsfan 0 points1 point ago

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mhm boogers

[–]illtagthat 0 points1 point ago

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"Is.. is this real life?" O_O

[–]thetook 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope my kid isn't as disgusting as that. Give the kid a hankie!

[–]Crimson_Eclipse 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, this kid. She has the most epic, wtf did I just see face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For the love of God, get that kid a tissue!

[–]heyitsmecarlos 0 points1 point ago

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He came out of his nose.puberty never starts too early

[–]Dirrwen 0 points1 point ago

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Older than the internet.

[–]raddat 0 points1 point ago

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Everything about her reminds me of what Angela from The Office would be like as a child.

[–]xXCONXx 0 points1 point ago

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0 fucks given

[–]Lisu 0 points1 point ago

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That LITERALLY made me LOL for 3 min. My friends asked me to mute my mic because I was so loud.

[–]UnknownArchive -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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source: karmadecay

[–]noer86 0 points1 point ago

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This is kind of mean, but she reminds me of this guy from The Princess Bride. Fucking sue me.

[–]lithicreductionist 0 points1 point ago

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should i tell him? nahhhh

[–]fiplefip 0 points1 point ago

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GIFS ARE SO SLOW, YOU SHOULD USE THAT OTHER FORMAT

[–]WallyTheDogg 0 points1 point ago

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stop yelling

[–]inertia186 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]PizzaSammy 3 points4 points ago

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OH NOSE!