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[–]steaksawse 50 points51 points ago

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Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 24 points25 points ago

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The five boxing wizards jump quickly.

[–]steaksawse 25 points26 points ago

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Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.

[–]flounder19 126 points127 points ago

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[–]demos74dx 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it

[–]Bodofagod 20 points21 points ago

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Mr Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx

[–]thedeejus 11 points12 points ago

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You downvoting clods don't even realize that this sentence contains each letter once and only once. That fox and dog aren't fit to suck Mr. Jock's quick, brown, lazy balls.

[–]SonOfALich 2 points3 points ago

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Quick AND lazy? Is that possible?

[–]comrade_leviathan 9 points10 points ago

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Two words: premature ejaculation

[–]yosupshawty 1 point2 points ago

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1 word: Damn

[–]pleasle 1 point2 points ago

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3 words.. oh what's the point =/ i'll just break out the dildo.

[–]chemistry_teacher 1 point2 points ago

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It is an impressive sentence, but seems to break with the "purist" sentences by taking advantage of three abbreviations.

Bodofagod has also forgotten to use the period four times.

[–]thedeejus 0 points1 point ago

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There are no purists and you know it.

[–]Atario 2 points3 points ago

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[–]winterblue 1 point2 points ago

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Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz.

[–]bhumy 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of fonts. I guess that was what he intended..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Squdgy fez, blank jimp crwth vox!

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

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This must be in Welsh.

[–]blue-yoshi 4 points5 points ago

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The five boxing wizards jump quickly.

I want the .gif of this.

[–]salathiel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]chillytea 4 points5 points ago

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Foxy diva Jennifer Lopez wasn't baking my quiche.

[–]CarolynRae 1 point2 points ago

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Now, did you hear this from the book LMNOP, or not?

Google that book, all of you. Now. Its amazing.

[–]Miss_Elinor 0 points1 point ago

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Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Ella Minnow Pea?

[–]elbenji 0 points1 point ago

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That was my thought too

[–]w2tpmf 64 points65 points ago

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For further discussion

I like how some people have found something else to say instead of "repost".

It actually adds something to the discussion instead of durping it even further.

[–]erishun 25 points26 points ago

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If I really wanted to karmawhore, I'd go to the highest upvoted repost in the list, find the top rated/funniest comment and repost it here.

BAM! Instant karma! :-)

[–]kiwisdontbounce 7 points8 points ago

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Or you could just go snap a few pics at petco and make up a story about how you rescued 6 dogs or you work there and some idiot customer came in.

[–]w2tpmf 3 points4 points ago

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I hope you don't think I was accusing you of karma whoring. I really was trying to commend you on widening the discussion instead of whining about reposts.

[–]erishun 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no, I know what you meant...

[–]chewy8126 4 points5 points ago

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"All of these fucking further discussions are really starting to piss me off..."

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 4 points5 points ago

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Here are the most recent 11.

FTFY

[–]MangoFox 1 point2 points ago

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Reposts are only worth 10/11ths of a post.

[–]Retaliation- 1 point2 points ago

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I'd just like to say, I'm looking forward to hitting the front page with this in march.

[–]jeblis 2 points3 points ago

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Why the long wait?

[–]Gr4yhound 3 points4 points ago

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I like this because it repeats and repeats and repeats and repeats and repeats and repeats and repeats indefinitely until the end of the internet.

[–]UnfoundHero 2 points3 points ago

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Complaint or not, I would have been better off not knowing it was a repost.

[–]comrade_leviathan 1 point2 points ago

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The video loop or the reposting of the video loop?

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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1201 people upvoted. Must not have been new for them.

[–]PeeTer_Tape -1 points0 points ago

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"The quick RED FOX jumps over the lazy BROWN DOG."

At least, that's how I was taught.

[–]Notmyrealname 5 points6 points ago

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"red" is unnecessary.

[–]image_repost_police 0 points1 point ago

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You have beaten me to the punch. Good job, citizen! Woosh

[–]popcornstuffy 78 points79 points ago

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That's not how I pictured it! :)

[–]nhumensk 13 points14 points ago

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Me either. Middle school art class gave me nightmares having to write this over and over in calligraphy.

[–]familyturtle 23 points24 points ago

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Uh-oh, here comes the Reddit vs cursive argument.

[–]wewtaco 52 points53 points ago

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I NEVER USED IT AFTER 5TH GRADE!!!

[–]Captainpatch 12 points13 points ago

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I still know most of the letters I use to sign my name!

[–]CuriousCursor 2 points3 points ago

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I only use cursive

[–]Captainpatch 2 points3 points ago

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The Curious Cursor's Cursive. I smell a children's book deal! We could make tens of dollars!

[–]Spooky_Electric 1 point2 points ago

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so you do not know all the letters to sign your name??

I feel for you. There must be some support group out there for that. :P

[–]majortato 8 points9 points ago

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who actually writes out all the letters in their signature though? Mine starts with a squiggly that resembles a D and the rest is just more random squigglies ending with a pretty squiggly loop. Sometimes when I'm lazy..it's literally just a few loops, dips and waves.

[–]JRutterbush 2 points3 points ago

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That way when you're questioned later, you can honestly say "No, sir, that is not my signature. I mean, really, that looks nothing like my name!"

[–]Boshaft 4 points5 points ago

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My last name starts with a b. I have no idea what an uppercase b looks like in cursive :-)

Signed,

Christopher/~~~~~~

[–]stevely 6 points7 points ago

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It looks a bit like this: B

[–]Captainpatch 1 point2 points ago

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Mostly sarcastic. I know everything for my name, and I can at least recognize other cursive, but I couldn't write a full sentence in cursive without spending 10 minutes scratching my head and trying to remember.

[–]Spooky_Electric 0 points1 point ago

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word. I can't remember the last time I wrote in cursive. Ever since high school, whenever I freehand, I write in all caps. I had to write a password for someone the other day, and I had to think how to write in lower case.

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[–]yamancool63 4 points5 points ago

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RABBLE RABBLE

[–]vanblah 4 points5 points ago

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something something dark side ...

[–]Yamez 3 points4 points ago

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I use it every day.

[–]etree 1 point2 points ago

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ME NEITHER HAPPY CAKEDAY

[–]wewtaco 10 points11 points ago

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OH MY GOD IT'S MY CAKEDAY AND I DIDN'T PREPARE ANY CAT PICTURES FOR KARMA WHORING!!!

[–]etree 2 points3 points ago

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WHEN IN DOUBT

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You should still be able to submit them for 10 upvotes off as a late penalty.

[–]wetshrinkage 6 points7 points ago

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Calligraphy ≠ cursive.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I still use it in college. I wrote regular in high school mostly, but switched over because cursive looks better.

[–]mikeonthebass 1 point2 points ago

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Writing it over and over means it's recursive.

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

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It wouldn't have, except you brought it up. Calligraphy ≠ cursive.

[–]mmmhmmmmm 4 points5 points ago

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Uh-oh, here comes the grammar nazi's "well, they didn't teach you the difference between 'either' and 'neither'".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Me either!

[–]yamancool63 3 points4 points ago

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Or how to use possessive apostrophes, apparently.

[–]mmmhmmmmm 3 points4 points ago

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this grammar nazi's apostrophe was in its right place. besides, apostrophes, capitalizations, punctuation, spelling etc are within the realm of orthography, not grammar. to prove that i am right, i claim that even people who cannot write can have perfect grammar

[–]analrapist5 2 points3 points ago

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The quick brown fox is trying to jump over the lazy dog, but can't quite make it

[–]OwDaditHurts 27 points28 points ago

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A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

For some reason people like to make the sentence longer than it's supposed to be.

[–]baddox 17 points18 points ago

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And, oddly enough, a lot of the time it's written as "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog," which doesn't even contain every letter.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 2 points3 points ago

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A friend of mine was taught "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's tail"... I have no idea where that even came from...

[–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

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A lot of people don't even realize that's the point of the sentence.

[–]we_need_evidence 4 points5 points ago

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You guys always fighting about how long is it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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edit*

[–]had3l 0 points1 point ago

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I learned it as "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog."

[–]AdjutantStormy 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING THANK YOU.

[–]lst2 42 points43 points ago

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Tod? Copper?

[–]baconbum 2 points3 points ago

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I loved that movie as a child. I named my cat Todd. Todd turned out to be insane, and he would somehow pull out the ceiling tiles in our bathroom if we left him alone in the house. One day I came home, and my parents had given Todd away. I was crushed. My sister got to keep her cat, who was brought home at the same time as Todd. That cat, Logan, was extremely skiddish, probably due to Todd's insanity. Good times.

[–]sirisaacnuton 4 points5 points ago

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he would somehow pull out the ceiling tiles in our bathroom

You owned ceiling cat?

[–]amavit 1 point2 points ago

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I don't need to revisit such tears...

[–]NeonSpektrum 1 point2 points ago

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"We'll always be friends forever, won't we?" "Yeah, forever."

Onions.

[–]TheChosenOne013 0 points1 point ago

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Copper is my puppy's name because of this movie!!

[–]ineffablePMR -2 points-1 points ago

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decent reference, thumbs up

[–]Peatore 3 points4 points ago

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This isn't youtube.

[–]ineffablePMR 3 points4 points ago

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are you sure? that picture was definitely moving

[–]peaksy 5 points6 points ago

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The point of this sentence in the computing world is to test the responsiveness of a keyboard. Gamers do this test before making a purchase as a way of grading the keyboard.

To do the test hold both "Shift" keys and type the phrase. Post your result, it can get comical at times.

original - the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

My KB - HE QUIK BRON FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

My keyboard gets about an 85. Not a very good gaming kb.

[–]chlyre 4 points5 points ago

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HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

eww.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

Exact same boat, bro.

[–]holyshitpickle 3 points4 points ago

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While I'm sure this is true in some cases, this is misleading as the actual reason is to see how fonts are displayed with different characters, and as a sentence to type when testing the feel of keyboards.

[–]Lazar_Taxon 2 points3 points ago

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H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG

That's... fascinating.

[–]vanamerongen 0 points1 point ago

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H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG

Do you also have a white apple keyboard?

[–]Lazar_Taxon 0 points1 point ago

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Black first-gen MacBook for me.

[–]pilaf 2 points3 points ago

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TE UIC RWN JUS VER TE LAY DG

My keyboard ate the fox.

[–]coerciblegerm 1 point2 points ago

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THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

aww yeah...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Got any idea why some of the keys don't resolve when pressing both shifts?

[–]sonics_fan 1 point2 points ago

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TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER A LAZY O

[–]kappl099 1 point2 points ago

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HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

[–]jjswee 0 points1 point ago

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HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

What keyboard do you have peaksy?? haha

[–]samdaman94 2 points3 points ago

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how did the internet not explode when this was uploaded

[–]Draiko 2 points3 points ago

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Now find a gif of "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet".

[–]habadacas 1 point2 points ago

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my life is now complete!

[–]Goem 1 point2 points ago

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LOL thats not how i pictured it either

[–]Rabee_123 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Uses_Old_Memes 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted simply because I stopped while the gif was running on repeat and counted the letters like I always do.

[–]JoyousCacophony 1 point2 points ago

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As advertised!

[–]vvav 1 point2 points ago

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That fox is fucking ADORABLE.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fox does a quick, "LUL!" when he is on his back.

[–]egzy 1 point2 points ago

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Zażółć gęślą jaźń. 1234567890

[–]RickSontaran200012 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you. This is now my favorite gif

[–]IanSlinger 1 point2 points ago

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Now all I need is a big quartz sphynx and some jackdaws, and I'll be in business...

[–]lucasjv 1 point2 points ago

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The dog doesn't seem that lazy. I mean, it's standing still for a few seconds but he's smiling and moving his tail. The dog would be lazy if it were sitting down. Upvote for the fox that jumped over the dog regardless.

[–]Detenten 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome!

[–]bibowski 1 point2 points ago

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Oh... typographer humour.

[–]TheGrogsMachine 1 point2 points ago

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[–]TurretOpera 1 point2 points ago

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Holy pouncing pangram Batman.

[–]cparedes 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, sorry about that.

I mistyped the sentence just as he was about to clear the dog.

[–]LumberjackSC2 1 point2 points ago

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The title reminds me of a nursery rhyme. I can't quite put my finger on it...

[–]cynicproject 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the "Grumpy wizards make toxic brew for the evil Queen and Jack" gif?

[–]ohsnapitsdayvie 1 point2 points ago

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That's a little baby shiba jumping over a mommy shiba

cue awwws*

[–]oalsaker 1 point2 points ago

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That fox is not really quick, though.

[–]Shepchri 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Blackberry

[–]papasee 1 point2 points ago

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i always pictured it as a disney animation

[–]sporkafunk 1 point2 points ago

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It's REAL!

[–]shoasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Not a single fuck.

[–]NickTheHalfling 1 point2 points ago

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Typing Web... I thought I saw the last of you last semester. ಠ_ಠ

[–]malokovich 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought it was 'The quick silver fox jumped over the lazy brown dog'

[–]DeanoKun88 0 points1 point ago

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silvEr... jumpEd

[–]3x3cut3 0 points1 point ago

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Over, brOwn, dOg, fOx

[–]kjoeleskapet 1 point2 points ago

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My mind just imploded into a singularity of pure awesome.

[–]silianrail 1 point2 points ago

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"Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country" That was the element test we used to use on all the selectric 2s.

[–]TheTingler 1 point2 points ago

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Ive never actually said aww out loud before this moment.

[–]The_Turbinator 1 point2 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog; therefore upvots, and birthdays!

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure what I was expecting but it certainly wasn't that.

Maybe a penis.

[–]Seamus_OReilly 1 point2 points ago

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...sir.

"Where's your drill sergeant, men?"

"Blown up, sir!"

"Blown up, sir!"

[–]hunglikeachimp 2 points3 points ago

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Must be either fake or set up. Must be. But how?

Be honest, did you train a fox to jump over a dog for karma?

[–]ReachingHorizons 2 points3 points ago

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We're not even angry, we're impressed.

[–]TheDoubleG 3 points4 points ago

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Well pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs!

[–]evioive 2 points3 points ago

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The fox does appear to be both brown and quick, but what evidence is there that this particular dog is lazy?

[–]forgetfuljones 3 points4 points ago

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We don't see it even begin to consider taking up the chase.

Also, that fox clearly thinks he is the shit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did you look at the dog's face? The only reaction it has is "Fuck this shit."

[–]ruckustwo 1 point2 points ago

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Finally!

[–]moneyeagle 1 point2 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

sounds like a native american name

[–]rockmongoose 1 point2 points ago

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Points for the Akita.

[–]Repost-Nazi 0 points1 point ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

submitted 3 months ago by oligodendrocytes

Every letter of the alphabet in one GIF

submitted 5 months ago by foolmoon89

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

submitted 3 months ago by Cude

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

submitted 9 months ago by CrunchBang

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog...

submitted 9 days ago by I_Can_Haz_Brainz

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

submitted 6 months ago by dhavalhirdhav

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

submitted 7 months ago by ForeverJamon

Typing class was right!

submitted 9 months ago by RalphiesBoogers

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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[–]PleaseBrushYourTeeth 1 point2 points ago

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Why does the exact same post with the exact same title only get 13 upvotes and this one gets 1,246? What factors contribute to this phenomena? Time of post? Subreddit? Top secret reddit algorithm for determining placement in the "new" or "hot" list? Help!

[–]dec0o[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Pure luck I guess, I just posted it right before I left for class. Didn't really expect this.

[–]dec0o[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Does that mean you're going to police yourself?

[–]JollyRoger777 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CXgamer 0 points1 point ago

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My dad was a printer. Used to have paper piles meters high for all different fonts (since in the time, it wasn't printed on screens).

[–]Quick_Brown_Foxx 0 points1 point ago

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Mom.... Is that you?

[–]dusters 0 points1 point ago

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Why is the dog lazy? He is just chillin there.

[–]rainydayman15 0 points1 point ago

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good use of every letter

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point ago

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Fox is kinda lazy too... didn't jump high enough!

[–]illobo 0 points1 point ago

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TL;DR Ut ut urna arcu. Integer malesuada vestibulum mi quis egestas!

[–]dontspillme 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, somebody warn the Jackdaws!

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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This is a sign that finally, now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

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[–]dec0o[S] 0 points1 point ago

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trololololo

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[–]dec0o[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm calling you a troll.

who's ridiculing me? the 1400+ people who upvoted and enjoyed seeing this? did you even read the reddiquitte? Not everyone sees everything that's ever posted on reddit. The internet is a big place.

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[–]dec0o[S] 0 points1 point ago

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"die-hard opposite day followers " Really?

REALLY?

[–]Crallium 0 points1 point ago

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I'm an artist, and have recently started to get better. I want to work in the video game industry, and on my life, in every video game I do art for, I WILL have a fox jumping over a dog. No matter what.

As an Easter Egg.

Cause I do what I want.

[–]Rawsheeve 0 points1 point ago

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you guys might not know this but....this sentence contains every letter of the alphabet.!!!11one!1!

[–]tonyiommi 0 points1 point ago

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People in r/typography would enjoy this, too.

[–]oddlike7 0 points1 point ago

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How does this still get upvotes?

[–]amialiceglass 0 points1 point ago

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oh my god babieesssss!!!

[–]thefloppydog 0 points1 point ago

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To this day, I still think it's tight that the sentence holds every letter in the alphabet.

[–]tiezep 0 points1 point ago

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hold down both shift keys and try typing that out:

TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG

[–]mtchen8 0 points1 point ago

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the dog is like, lol wtf?

[–]terry330 0 points1 point ago

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Not very quick now, is he?

[–]braceforimpact 0 points1 point ago

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All my Friend said when he saw this the dog isn't lazy as he isn't sitting down.

[–]lurchman 0 points1 point ago

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In Word 2003: =rand(90,200){ENTER}

[–]Leiby02 -1 points0 points ago

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thats brilliant

[–]Nicknam4 1 point2 points ago

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Not only is this an old picture but it was already reposted yesterday. You didn't even care to put it on imgur.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bigeyedghoti 0 points1 point ago

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And so...indeed it does.

[–]bigeyedghoti 0 points1 point ago

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And so...indeed it does. Can djoo balief?

[–]Punkeec 0 points1 point ago

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Good to know there was a real reason why i spent half of my elementary school years typing that shit

[–]galileofan 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I'd heard that saying before. Stripes

[–]TappTapp 0 points1 point ago

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That dog doesn't look particularly lazy

[–]niklovin 0 points1 point ago

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That shit cray.

[–]itsmuddy 0 points1 point ago

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Why did Red Dawn pop in my head all of a sudden. Does anyone know if they used this line in the movie for some reason?

[–]Closet_Keynesian 0 points1 point ago

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This is lame. I liked fox before it sold out and jumped the dog.

[–]DankNastySnaks 0 points1 point ago

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that look like a pretty active dog to me...

[–]Jackstick 0 points1 point ago

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That's great, but I bet you can't find a .GIF of "Mr. Jock, TV quiz Ph.D., bags few lynx."

(That's every letter in the alphabet used only once, for you idiots)

[–]stealmymoonlight 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote to infinity.

[–]joe_numpty 0 points1 point ago

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=rand(50)

[–]neonroad 0 points1 point ago

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I was looking for this. I am so glad I'm not the only one.

[–]NoahinVirginia 0 points1 point ago

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If I see this one more goddamn time.

[–]thestraightblade 16 points17 points ago

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I know exactly what you mean.

[–]88scythe 2 points3 points ago

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That was mean. :(

[–]UnfoundHero 1 point2 points ago

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Complaining about reposts is against Reddiquette.

[–]Blusteel -1 points0 points ago

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The qui br fox jums ovr th lazy og

FUCK

[–]redms3 -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for unexpected gif