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[–]caseyjhol 25 points26 points ago

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"If a homeless person has a funny sign, he's not been homeless long. Real homeless people are too hungry to be funny." - Chris Rock

[–]surette 13 points14 points ago

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So that's why they're remaking the movie.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No this why they are remaking it ======>$$$

[–]Lastsight 29 points30 points ago

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Sign says need money for Maryjane... Maryjane? or maryjane...?

[–]sidekicket[S] 38 points39 points ago*

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Just trying to get some money together for valentines day for Mary Jane.

[–]lev00r 15 points16 points ago

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I'm quitting my job to be a friendly neighborhood stoner, hopeless lover type spiderman

[–]sidekicket[S] 10 points11 points ago

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I also got a job out of it. A guy is going to pay me to come to his sons birthday party next week.

[–]Deluxx00 4 points5 points ago

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Dude.. wtf.. okay, found out what I'm going to work as.

[–]lev00r 3 points4 points ago

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Friggin sweet! No college degree needed and no one has to see your face. I'd say thats a great job. Just don't get too stoned at the birthday party.

[–]Zyberst 1 point2 points ago

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Dude... There's cake.

[–]juancamdingo 2 points3 points ago

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I heard it may, in fact, be a lie.

[–]Zyberst 0 points1 point ago

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Oh but it's not.

[–]zerg886 1 point2 points ago

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Cake... with BACON.

[–]likemaugal -5 points-4 points ago

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You are a dick.

[–]aFlyingGuru 5 points6 points ago

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You are a dick

[–]lederps 9 points10 points ago

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How is he a dick? I think he's brilliant!

[–]ras344 9 points10 points ago

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Why don't we have both?

[–]Lastsight 16 points17 points ago

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[–]EverGlow89 13 points14 points ago

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..That's the joke.

[–]free_range_veal 2 points3 points ago

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The second one.

[–]Sanwi 0 points1 point ago

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Move your head to the right of your screen and you can see it better.

[–]playlikechampions 0 points1 point ago

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It's the latter but he seemingly means the former to get away with it ;)

[–]Eccentrica_Gallumbit 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Whaaaaaaat? $2.98 for gas? How old is this?

[–]sidekicket[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I did this two days ago.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]sidekicket[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Ya. Idaho.

[–]Dosko 3 points4 points ago

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Sorry.

[–]MySecretCrayons 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, when you showed me this picture during the super bowl I never thought I'd see it on reddit a couple days later.

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Who's this?

[–]shit_reddit_says 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jaciern4 2 points3 points ago

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GUYS I THINK HE MEANS WEED.

[–]sidekicket[S] 2 points3 points ago

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No way man. Valentines day is coming up.

[–]shit_reddit_says 0 points1 point ago

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Nice cover story for when the cops ask.

[–]jaciern4 -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit, good thinking. He is probably Straight Edge.

[–]knoc268 1 point2 points ago

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first thought of mine, glad someone else realized it too, literally laughed

[–]mcparlies 2 points3 points ago

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Don't we all spidey, don't we all.

[–]guruchild 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, did you see that? Gas is only 2.98! Where and when is this?

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Two days days ago in North Idaho.

[–]sidekicket[S] 3 points4 points ago*

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Correct. Are you from CDA?

[–]edward_r_burrow 5 points6 points ago

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No, I am not from the California Dental Association.

[–]sidekicket[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Coeur d' Alene, Idaho. Close though.

[–]Aiskhulos 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Coeur d'Alene. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out where in Boise this was.

[–]crazyquesadilla 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to post this. Blew my mind once I saw the street sign.

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Im an NIC redditor.

[–]crazyquesadilla 0 points1 point ago

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Oh really? Me too! Did you know there's a /r/NorthIdahoCollege? :P

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Kick Ass. Im there.

[–]GustavoFrings 0 points1 point ago

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Learn to reddit enhancement suite for decent links. Or use brackets and parentheses so you don't get all this nonsense.

[–]ProfessorOakPHD 5 points6 points ago

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This should be on r/trees!

[–]mobsta -2 points-1 points ago

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No, this is exactly the crap that floods the frontpage of /r/trees.

If I want to see a funny picture, I'll go to /r/pics or /r/funny; this doesn't belong on a completely unrelated subreddit simply because it says Maryjane in the picture.

[–]sidekicket[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Guys. Its really about trying to get some money together for valentines day for Mary Jane.

[–]Scaphism 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, /r/trees is for sharing anything that stoners like. And this pun (even if it is accedental) is relevant as fuck. I LOLed and I'm shure a lot of other ents would appreciate this just as much...

[–]shit_reddit_says 0 points1 point ago

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Here. Even if the spiderman guy meant Mary Jane the girl, the accidental pun most definitely qualifies it for /r/trees.

[–]pinballwizard16 4 points5 points ago

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Something about this 'bugs' me...

[–]dontcallitthat 2 points3 points ago

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ba dum tssss....

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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He needs money for his wife or needs money to score some pot?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What do your Spidey Senses tell you?

[–]SLangR 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's truth in advertising.

[–]Damimon 1 point2 points ago

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That sign is more honest than we would first believe...

[–]JSBUCK 1 point2 points ago

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........or Imgur Maryjane?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Like a boss.

[–]hal9005 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in love with MaryJane, she's my main thang, she makes me feel alright!

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

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He misspelled marijuana...

[–]Sangrin 0 points1 point ago

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Nice shoes

[–]MauriceEscargot 0 points1 point ago

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27 comments and not one of them about that being the new black/hispanic Spider-Man?

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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He who must not be named..

[–]humpyourface 0 points1 point ago

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i have the same shoes

[–]theTVsaidso 0 points1 point ago

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Caption of the year so far.

[–]uepvup 0 points1 point ago

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prostitution is illegal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Government Way, indeed.

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrFacetious 0 points1 point ago

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Brace yourselves, the "Government Way" Posts are coming.

[–]kaini 0 points1 point ago

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spiderdude, she has wonky-ass teeth anyway. you wanna hit up pepper potts for a properly hot redhead.

[–]piepei 0 points1 point ago

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a spoiler alert would have helped!!

[–]xenno 0 points1 point ago

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this belongs in r/tre..oh i see thats been recommended already.. still pretty sure this should be in r/trees.

[–]VLDT 0 points1 point ago

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If it were legal he'd have a job.

[–]HigHIdrA 0 points1 point ago

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Exxon Mobil is stationed at the corner of Government way, that is hilarious commentary on our corporate state.

[–]tallwookie 0 points1 point ago

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ha! that's creative - I'd give him some money

[–]infiniteg33k 0 points1 point ago

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My house is literally less than a mile from that intersection. :) My friend saw Spidey out there just the other day, too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why fuck it up with those shoes? Dude.

edit: Kirstin Dunst is a lousy Mary Jane.

[–]Kcox1015 0 points1 point ago

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I'd give him money just because he's bein fucking honest about wanting to light up. Claps for this guy.

[–]Scienceonyourface 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Viral marketing sense...tingling.

[–]asshair 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the shoes! It's a teenager not a hobo!

[–]bobbymcpresscot 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if getting money for Mary Jane, or Maryjane?.. If that wasn't obvious enough, Marijuana.

[–]mr3film 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think the Mary Jane that he wants is a red head...

[–]Vongkultrup 0 points1 point ago

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Shoes ruin it.

[–]Clabel 0 points1 point ago

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He would be standing on the corner of "Government way"

[–]TheDarkestLink -1 points0 points ago

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I read "Need 4 Marijuana" at the first glance.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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how did this quote even get popular, it's so fucking dull.

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know it was a quote. I came to this idea alone. I thought of "need money for webbing" "need money for new costume" but then this had double meaning also with valentines day coming up I thought it would be awesome.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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oh no, not that. that's at least a little clever. i mean the "with great power..." quote. i mean it's just not remarkable at all, especially spoken by tobey maguire, and i've heard it a thousand times.

[–]sidekicket[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Got ya.

[–]CapnMatt -1 points0 points ago

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[–]masterchiefyo -2 points-1 points ago

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what a looser