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[–]BranchDavidian 96 points97 points ago

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I'd be more afraid as the guy doing the troll planking-- he's just asking to get uppercut-ed in the business.

[–]flyinpiranha 65 points66 points ago

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That would have been my first reaction, just punch him in the mommy-daddy button.

[–]donjobs[!] 53 points54 points ago

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That would have been my first erection too.

[–]Plagiarismo 33 points34 points ago

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Well that's a Freudian penis if I ever saw one.

[–]GOP4ME 13 points14 points ago

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but sometimes a penis is just a penis...

[–]GallifreyanRavenclaw 3 points4 points ago

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But uzzah times, you are ze RAGING homozexual!

[–]Godtiermasturbator 14 points15 points ago

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Hah, you guys are all gay fuck me in the ass immediately.

[–]shanoxilt 2 points3 points ago

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[–]chicagoparty 1 point2 points ago

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haha, i totally read his post as first erection! And only upon reading your post did my brain realize that I had to go back and re-read.

[–]frozetoze 8 points9 points ago

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FALCONNNN PUNCH!

[–]mettedraq 0 points1 point ago

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FRUIT!!!! JUICE!!!!

[–]Muscle_Tension 3 points4 points ago

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Wouldn't that in return cause him to cringe and form a headlock fashion whilst tea bagging the guy?

[–]BranchDavidian 2 points3 points ago

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i'm pretty sure he would just fall the the ground crying.

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was the same thing.

[–]Justintime233 193 points194 points ago

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YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!

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[–]SelectaRx 30 points31 points ago

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Telling me what my heart meant.

[–]bluechartreuse 7 points8 points ago

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The heat of the moment showed in your eyes.

[–]hjf11393 25 points26 points ago

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You guys completely ruined a good Clerks thread.

[–]Funkraum 3 points4 points ago

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I never meant to be so bad to you.

[–]Alpa_Cino 3 points4 points ago

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One thing I said that I would never do.

[–]prboi 2 points3 points ago

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You only go ass to ass

[–]A7thStone 2 points3 points ago

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Even though I knew that's what it was, but I clicked just to make sure.

[–]thefoofighters 0 points1 point ago

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this was exactly what i was hoping it would be. thanks!

[–]pinballwizard16 5 points6 points ago

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Never go bass to mouth. Or trout to ass.

[–]GallifreyanRavenclaw 2 points3 points ago

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TOUCH MY BASS.

[–]Mister_Bacon[!] 1 point2 points ago

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...please?

[–]breenisgreen 1 point2 points ago

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Or Bass to Trout

[–]counter-strike 3 points4 points ago

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As someone who used to do trout fishing, then started bass fishing...I regret wasting that time trout fishing when it could've been bass.

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 0 points1 point ago

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Why not both at once? Just dangle your fishing pole out there and catch whatever hooks on.

[–]pinballwizard16 0 points1 point ago

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As swimmingly as this is going, you guys are missing the bass point of this.

[–]Pozzik 0 points1 point ago

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D-D-D-D-D-D-Drop the Bass

[–]JaybeGaming 8 points9 points ago

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flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop

[–]stevencastle 0 points1 point ago

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of course they are basically the same thing

[–]Zaros104 0 points1 point ago

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Drop?

[–]sativoxinse 1 point2 points ago

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butt...!

Edit

This is where this idea probably came from.. gotta love Brazilian dances

[–]candycornkiddo 7 points8 points ago

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[–]RexHunter 22 points23 points ago

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WHAT???!??

Next thing you'll tell us is that a Cleveland Steamer isn't an espresso drink you can buy in Ohio.

[–]wtfdaemon 6 points7 points ago

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Or that "space docking" only occurs in sci-fi movies.

[–]rAxxt 2 points3 points ago

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You just made my day right there.

[–]Justintime233 1 point2 points ago

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So what you're saying is you don't get the joke? Sometimes I wonder why people with no sense of humor even browse r/funny.

[–]CoNiGMa 0 points1 point ago

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Human Centipede.

[–]leachlife4 0 points1 point ago

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Ass to mouth does not mean what you think it means.

[–]youvebeentomahawked -2 points-1 points ago

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Nor Bass to Mouth!

[–]realitycheckk 61 points62 points ago

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Looks to me like the Surra de Bunda dance.

[–]JimmyBananers 47 points48 points ago

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Well this is a perfect way to get pink eye.

[–]17-40 8 points9 points ago

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And simultaneously whiplash. Even Germany could learn a thing from this extreme level of efficiency.

[–]what_american_dream 1 point2 points ago

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Stink eye.

[–]Ace2206 8 points9 points ago*

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The best part is how the dance is supposed to be finished

Wait til 0:57

[–]theparaiba 4 points5 points ago

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Surra de Bunda = "Spanking with a butt" in Portuguese, appropriately enough.

[–]Sedsage 0 points1 point ago

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As a brazilian, I can confirm this. Don't know why the 3 downvotes.

[–]GeneralWarts 9 points10 points ago

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Reminds me of a time when I thought Tosh was funny. Before I found reddit.

(He had a user submission segment on that dance.)

[–]cdash 2 points3 points ago

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The good old days before I needed reddit to tell me what I think is funny...

[–]hypnagogi 0 points1 point ago

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Even better with music.

[–]Cinnacism 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah, I guarantee this .gif is a reaction to Daniel Tosh bringing it up on Tosh.0.

[–]Maxwells_Demon_ 0 points1 point ago

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this .gif took almost a lifetime to load. :(

[–]ca1n 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ooNegativeONEoo -1 points0 points ago

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Colloquially referred to as a Mexican Halloween.

[–]DONT_PUT_THAT_THERE 22 points23 points ago

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Outstanding..

[–]crusade1234 3 points4 points ago

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You could of done sooo much more with your username...

[–]mindcrack 0 points1 point ago

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Don't start a crusade just because he didn't satisfy your need for relevant username usage!

[–]The_ST3V1N470R 105 points106 points ago

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I just laughed like an idiot for about 5 minutes straight.

[–]chicagoparty 5 points6 points ago

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This is now my favorite gif ever. I looked at it 2 periods ago and last hour my kids had no idea why i kept laughing...

[–]mattindustries 23 points24 points ago

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I am glad I am not the only one. Usually the funny posts just make me smile, but I actually laughed quite a bit, and I have no idea why.

[–]Azimutha 4 points5 points ago

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i think its cause he looks so chill and then hes just shocked

[–]farkdog 12 points13 points ago

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It's the way the victim flails his arms at the ass as it pummels him in the face.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's the way he didn't block the first face to ass, or even turn his head.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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His childhood memories are forever tainted.

[–]schlaghund 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ__ಠ I see what you did there.

[–]DollarsforDerek 3 points4 points ago

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This was unusually hilarious.

[–]Zippy_The_Chimp 1 point2 points ago

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sitting in the library trying to hold back the laughter

[–]OfficerGungin 0 points1 point ago

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Same here! How did it get so many down votes?

[–]Flogg186 22 points23 points ago

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I had a stripper do that to me once.

[–]LordLoki 19 points20 points ago

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How long were you on antibiotics after that? Did you get pinkeye?

[–]bejayel 39 points40 points ago

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Nope, just stinkeye.

[–]TheWhyOfFry 5 points6 points ago

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I saw a stripper do that to a dude once.

She was gigantic.

She had put the $$ in his mouth and was trying to grab it with her vagina(? ass?).

So many ripples.. so disturbing...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I always knew money was disgustingly dirty, but I don't think I want to handle cash after this.

[–]Talisk3r 0 points1 point ago

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giggidy

[–]Retaliation- 4 points5 points ago

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Me too. Bitch slammed me nose deep into her sphincter 3 times before i knew what was going on. I grabbed her ankles and tossed them off my shoulders causing her to fall over. I'm not a fan of erotic violence.

[–]spirit_spine 4 points5 points ago

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BUT I AM ಠ_ಠ

[–]Zyxil 1 point2 points ago

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[–]evilted 1 point2 points ago

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Me too. I didn't really like it. Besides, my favorite hat was then covered in glitter and smelled like stripper perfume. That shit's hard to explain away to the Mrs.

[–]Sheldy13 1 point2 points ago

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You mean "THE shit's hard to explain away to the Mrs."

[–]farkdog 0 points1 point ago

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"Honey, you have such a brown nose! No, really, you have a brown nose!"

[–]evilted 1 point2 points ago

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..with glitter

[–]Sheldy13 0 points1 point ago

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Yes the glitter. My band once opened for a band that had strippers on stage with them. Backstage one of the strippers used my work briefcase as a seat and permanently left an ass shaped glitter mark on it that I could not scrub off.

[–]farkdog 0 points1 point ago

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...that I could not scrub off.

Why would you even try? :)

[–]GleamTheCube 0 points1 point ago

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I hate when strippers do this. The last thing I want to do at a strip club is hold a stripper's ass up in anyway.

[–]byuntae 0 points1 point ago

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Go and have a stripper do it to you again, it is your cake day after all.

[–]Glasweg1an 8 points9 points ago

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Face bumming !

[–]MOZZYFAN 0 points1 point ago

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if that was jasmine v on the plank and er jinsu holding her up......

[–]kasserole 7 points8 points ago

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everyone in this coffeeshop now thinks i'm delirious. that was worth it. when to try this....

[–]Unrelated_Gif 13 points14 points ago

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No time better than the present. Go pick a random person, they already think you're crazy =)

[–]Unrelated_Gif_Stats 14 points15 points ago

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Unrelated_Gif has used this image 5 time(s) with a score of 168 so far.

The last time was 2011-11-21 06:27:23 on I wanted to make you a monster Reddit. So I figured "Why not Zoidberg?".

They have posted 793 unrelated gifs so far.

(These numbers are automatically compiled and accuracy is not guaranteed. For entertainment purposes only.)

[–]murderland 15 points16 points ago

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dude you have your own stats bot..... seriously?

[–]Fawenah 1 point2 points ago

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I want my own stats bot...Then I realise that I don't have anything interesting to keep track of

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[–]SIR_FURT_WIGGLEPANTS 0 points1 point ago

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her?

[–]MegaCoolDude 4 points5 points ago

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Hahahahaha I laughed so hard i farted.

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 6 points7 points ago

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Not sure if gusta.

[–]Chimpi 0 points1 point ago

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"No estoy seguro si me gusta."

[–]boscotung 6 points7 points ago

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Couldn't....hide....laughter at work.

Laughed EVERY TIME he did it.

[–]tehaleks 5 points6 points ago

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Hahaha! Oh, my face hurts from laughing...

[–]ithinkiknownothing 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed so hard I started choking

[–]hakbor 4 points5 points ago

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nearly laughed myself to death

[–]Rancor_Spankor 21 points22 points ago

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I bet he was assking for it.

[–]YuriTheAmishDr 15 points16 points ago

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He was certainly the butt of that joke.

[–]byuntae 5 points6 points ago

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I see what you did there you cheeky bastard

[–]Uncle_Jemima55 -1 points0 points ago

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He's really anal about that kind of thing

[–]warcin 3 points4 points ago

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Horizontal teabag

[–]Jay_Normous 4 points5 points ago

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Time for an uppercut to the junk

[–]pplkillr 4 points5 points ago

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piggyback rimjob.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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The guy in the middle is asking for an uppercut to the junk.

[–]aRealSomebody 7 points8 points ago

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Farts? Is it because of farts?

I'd like to think so.

[–]big_shmegma 2 points3 points ago

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man its been a while since i laughed at something here.. that was hilarious.

[–]b0utch 2 points3 points ago

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Shopping for a falcon punch in the nut it seems.... Someone need to remake this the correct way!

[–]iScreme 2 points3 points ago

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Uppercut to the nuts.

[–]Piratiko 2 points3 points ago

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That's how you get pinkeye.

[–]Mellonpopr 2 points3 points ago

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best gif I've seen in a long time

[–]mrpigglewiggle 3 points4 points ago

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SURRA DE BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA

[–]yesoccifer 1 point2 points ago

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Something doesn't look right here.

[–]goots 1 point2 points ago

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Kinda reminds me of the atomic situp.

Can you do the atomic situp?

[–]winkers 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing says funny like a C-spine injury.

[–]wasting_internet 1 point2 points ago

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It was some time shortly after that Steve stopped coming over for our gaming sessions...

[–]Eduro 1 point2 points ago

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Finger in butthole or punch to family jewels would have stopped that pretty quick.

[–]CenaMontana1989 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. I've been feeling a but depressed lately and as I seen this it made me laugh too hard my food came out of my nose. Last time I'm having potato pattys XD thanks for making my day <3

[–]tran1821 1 point2 points ago

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..got em

[–]DipsomaniacDawg 1 point2 points ago

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Damn he put on sweat pants first and everything. Assholery in the 1st degree, because that shit was premeditated and not a crime of passion.

[–]Vixon 1 point2 points ago

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If I was that guy I would have just uppercut his nuts.

[–]post_post_modernism 1 point2 points ago

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10/10, would watch again

[–]PraetorianXVIII 1 point2 points ago

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Cant. stop. laughing.

[–]Naisallat 1 point2 points ago

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This is my favorite gif of all time. I lost it years ago, and you have returned it safely to me. Thank you.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 1 point2 points ago

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Laughed in class , teacher asked for me to stop texting my boyfriend ... I said , that's impossible ... I love you reddit

[–]jazzyjeffp 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's how you get pink eye! Brazillian Lap Dance for the Fail.

[–]atarifan2600 1 point2 points ago

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christ, what an asshole.

[–]fromfocomofo 2 points3 points ago

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literally.

[–]DadWasntYourMoms1st 1 point2 points ago

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Suddenly, pink eye.

[–]lemon-11 1 point2 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard. I needed that, thanks!

[–]Just_another_man 1 point2 points ago

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Quick fix would just be one smooth uppercut. They would never try that shit again.

[–]Maxadax 1 point2 points ago

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definition of face rape.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Clydesdale_Member 0 points1 point ago

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This should be on WebMD under causes of pinkeye.

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

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Finger in the ass will disable anybody.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. It took me forever to realize there were three people there. I thought the front person wearing all black was a chair.

[–]tiktoi 0 points1 point ago

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Forced lotus kiss... Classic.

[–]cualcrees 0 points1 point ago

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Stop kissing my ass! Stop kissing my ass!

[–]BunsTown 0 points1 point ago

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The first half second is also funny. He is already thinking "well.... this sucks. staring at my buddy's sweat pant butt."

[–]shaitanverte 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't figure out if it was the planker or the guy he's planking on who started it. The latter seems to have been rather into the whole I-should-try-to-separate-those-tight-buns movement.

[–]chaosavy 0 points1 point ago

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there are times when a cock-punch is warranted, and this is such a time.

[–]Sheldy13 0 points1 point ago

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At last an upgrade to The Atomic Sit Up!

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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reverse pregnancy

[–]landragon 0 points1 point ago

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Must have balls to leave your balls vulnerable to someone you just tea-bagged.

[–]FuglyShmugly 0 points1 point ago

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Butthead's brother Headbutt.

[–]siouxsie_sioux 0 points1 point ago

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There can never be too many reposts of this.

[–]dishtowel 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help but think, does the planker still have balls or were they ripped out soon after?

[–]raygun23 0 points1 point ago

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cannot be unseen.

[–]WriteOnSC 0 points1 point ago

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Human Centiplank.

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

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Uppercut to dah dick!

[–]Tr0llz0riz0r 0 points1 point ago

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Tha classy teabag at its finest !

[–]ajzuniquee 0 points1 point ago

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[–]faptastic6 0 points1 point ago

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haha, did not expect!

[–]Peatcorpse 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a video of this? I would love to see the aftermath.

[–]admiraawesome 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gantzphere 0 points1 point ago

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bazinga

[–]KevinBaconAndEggs 0 points1 point ago

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Surra de bunda!!!

[–]blobber109 0 points1 point ago

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It's just the way the guy looks at the camera and then gets pulled towards the ass... Quality....

[–]bmoviescreamqueen 0 points1 point ago

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Surra de Bunda is honestly one of the most insane "dances" I've ever seen. People think this is erotic or fun or...?

[–]TrueIce 0 points1 point ago

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ahh the cannon game

[–]aeroxan 0 points1 point ago

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solution: cockslap. He's actually in a very inopportune position.

[–]Rebbawskaced 0 points1 point ago

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Things I expected: Guy being dropped on the ground. Things I didn't expect: Guy to have his face shoved violently into the other guy's ass.

[–]jamesdaily 0 points1 point ago

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SURRA DE BUNDA! He obviously never watches Tosh.0...

[–]chaahlz 0 points1 point ago

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BUNDA! BUNDA!

[–]Cyrus23 0 points1 point ago

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Horizontal tea bag.

Someone just lost a match of GoW

[–]jrk- 0 points1 point ago

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LOL, almost spit my toothpaste on the monitor..

[–]questionslp 0 points1 point ago

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I have friends like this.

[–]tech1337 0 points1 point ago

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Why does the kid leaning on the chair look like he has 2 heads?

[–]phorkor 0 points1 point ago

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even though I've seen this a bajillion times, it still cracks me up.

[–]delerpian 0 points1 point ago

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does anybody know where the original video for this is?

[–]ether-i-am 0 points1 point ago

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Lmao!!!

[–]twitinkie 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]Tszeto 0 points1 point ago

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serra da bundah

[–]Hand_Sanitizer3000 0 points1 point ago

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i don't know if this was their intent or not, but this is a Brazilian dance called Surra de Bunda, where the girl does exactly what the gif shows. Two girls started doing it at a party that i was at once, and we let it happen, but we were wondering what was going on.

[–]dt3ft 0 points1 point ago

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This is called "ruski top" (Russian cannon) in Bosnia. It's very common there. Here's a video of guys doing it to an unsuspecting "trigger".

[–]hevnztrash 0 points1 point ago

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I was at a bachelor party. The stripper put whip cream on the best man's face and then proceed to do exactly this.

It was weird.

[–]cardinalthenord 0 points1 point ago

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hey friend have you smelled my ass lately? no why? ooohhhh gaawwd!

[–]Blaphtome 0 points1 point ago

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Bundaplank!

[–]echoromeobravo 0 points1 point ago

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As a Pirate, I approve of this.

[–]butterhead 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD!! I can't stop laughing! everytime I think I've got a grip, I picture the wild pistoning legs and the poor unsuspecting fucks head slamming into his buttocks. Here I go again!

[–]jakersbossman 0 points1 point ago

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This is legendary.

[–]bigtree30 0 points1 point ago

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tosh.o moment

[–]lowly_grad_student 0 points1 point ago

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What the actual fuck?

[–]Jeet_Kune_Do 0 points1 point ago

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OOOOO that gave me the GIGGLES!!!

[–]ShufflinEveryday 0 points1 point ago

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Just commenting so I can look it up later.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

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SURRA DE BUNDA!

[–]lightningentropy 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen strippers do this, it's awkward...

[–]bpwnz 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone has earned a swift punch in the nuts.

[–]justanotherwiseass 0 points1 point ago

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Ya I would have logged a massive uppercut in their gut once they started.

[–]xiipaoc 0 points1 point ago

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Bate com a bunda, bate com a bunda, bate com a, bate com a, bate com a bunda...

É A SURRA DE BUNDA!

(Look this up if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

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That planking dude could easily have gone from Troller to Trollee with one well timed gooch chomp from his victim.

Motherfucker tries that on me he's going to the ER for testicular bruising.