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[–]uber_viking 1142 points1143 points ago

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maybe his leg is broken and he's trying to attract attention?

[–]DrDPants 1384 points1385 points ago

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WHY WON'T ANYBODY HELP ME. OH GOD, IT HURTS SO BAD

[–]Thepunk28 571 points572 points ago

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I'm going to spin it in circles as fast as I can and hope someone calls an ambulance!

[–]Ariwara_no_Narihira 160 points161 points ago

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HERE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DIAL 911 ON A ROTARY PHONE WITH MY LEG OH GOD

[–]cunnl01 21 points22 points ago

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Halftime show director: "WTF, that's not what we rehearsed! But I'll allow it."

[–]tailwarmer 166 points167 points ago

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I read that in Tracy Jordan's voice

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 62 points63 points ago

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I'm gonna get that leg pregnant.

[–]spattem 22 points23 points ago

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No no no. You have to take it behind the bleachers first. Then get it pregnant

[–]BigLlamasHouse 11 points12 points ago

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Nah, you gotta take that leg behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

[–]accusing_policeman 0 points1 point ago

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FREEZE! YOU AIN'T GONNA BE A MOTHERFUCKER TODAY.

[–]kemicalenigma 1 point2 points ago

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Tracy Jordan... why not Zoidberg?

[–]supaphly42 101 points102 points ago

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Call the amberlamps!

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points ago

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I'm glad almost no one is in the office today. That made me lol so hard.

[–]dopafiend 37 points38 points ago

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I have my own little rule that any audible laughter requires at least 15 minutes work to be done afterward.

This thread just fucked me into working the rest of the day.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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That's an awesome rule man. If I cant keep my pokerface I go back to work for 5 mins.

[–]angelsdontburn 9 points10 points ago

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right in front of my co-workers. I'm sure they're looking at me like I'm insane.

[–]funnyfarm299 3 points4 points ago

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Sadly, I was not so lucky. Everyone in my java class is looking at me funny now.

[–]Shrips 107 points108 points ago

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Good Guy Backup Dancer.

Breaks leg.

Makes performance even better.

[–]antipilor 64 points65 points ago

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I lost my shit so hard at this.

[–]KTHT 21 points22 points ago

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laughed so hard had to leave the classroom

[–]xAsianZombie 9 points10 points ago

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I havent gotten to that point, yet.

[–]briantehpirate 83 points84 points ago

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I'm in a lecture watching a film on assisted suicide and you just made me laugh out loud right as an old man is speaking how badly he wants to die.

[–]BitchesLove 32 points33 points ago

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Did he break his leg doing the helicopter?

[–]joannchilada 4 points5 points ago

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You made me spit out Cheeze-it

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

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I spit out Whopper.

[–]rycee 1 point2 points ago

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Is it the Terry Pratchett one? It's really really good!

[–]DTurtle 41 points42 points ago

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Just started laughing so hard that my professor stopped the lecture, made me come down and plug my laptop into the projector, and had me tell/show everyone what was so damn funny. Everyone laughed. Thank you for lightening up my 3 hour Organic Chem lecture.

[–]kneeofwisdom 42 points43 points ago

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Then he flights away into the night sky using his helicopter leg.

[–]olivermihoff 18 points19 points ago*

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I know right!?!! That one guy helping Madonna with power assist on the cartwheel all by himself was a pretty big undertaking!!! WOAH!

[–]theTVsaidso[S] 38 points39 points ago

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"OH GOD, IT HURTS SO BAD," but I'll make the best of a bad situation and make it Super Bowl TV worthy! Man deserves some praise.

[–]nicasucio 1 point2 points ago

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How were you even able to spot that on the video? Do you have a link to the video by the way where this happens? Eagle eyes!

[–]TablesWillBeFlipped 17 points18 points ago

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[–]berrieds 8 points9 points ago

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Wow, it looked like a lot of effort to flip that, but it was well worth it.

[–]caspartacus 1 point2 points ago

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Just lost my shit at work.

[–]Retanaru 36 points37 points ago

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Instantly reminded of the video of a guy jumping a ramp with a bike only to bail, later on he shakes his broken leg to emphasize its brokenness. "My leg is broken!" jiggle jiggle

[–]shmalo 41 points42 points ago

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Yeah, that one's hilarious. He's all like

"HOLY SHIIIT

I BROKE MY FUCKING LEG"

edit: here's a link to an edited video of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwOkNOgHdRQ

[–]dont_care_for_karma 30 points31 points ago

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Limbs bending in places they aren't supposed to bend will always make me squeamish. And I've seen some things, man...

[–]FarTooLong 4 points5 points ago

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Then you should certainly not visit r/Shatter.

[–]sk8withk8 20 points21 points ago

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I'm 100% sure I'm going to regret it, but I can't not click on that.

[–]kyma 28 points29 points ago

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Haven't came that hard in years, thanks man.

[–]Paramorgue 1 point2 points ago

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OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGMOFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUcK...do not click that shit!!!!!!

[–]nyuncat 2 points3 points ago

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WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK. WHY.

[–]SantiGE 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yes! I managed not to click!

[–]UndeadBarber 1 point2 points ago

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Thought to myself "Oh, this can't be that bad. I'll take a quick look." NOPE!

[–]ohmygodemosucks 15 points16 points ago

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BRING THE VAN!

[–]migvazquez 2 points3 points ago

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"SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT"

[–]breenisgreen 11 points12 points ago

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Or he knows semaphore? Or both, I'm pretty sure that means 'error'

[–]RAMBOASTIN 7 points8 points ago

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No, only two people in the world have the easy-flow knee, and one of them is named Brice Willis.

[–]Maxadax 4 points5 points ago

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"yeah, our back dancer is seriously injured. lets just leave him there, he's got something going on"

[–]PBXbox 2 points3 points ago

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TIL that someone decided it would be a good idea to have a guy who can kick himself in the nuts be a background dancer at the Superbowl halftime show.

[–]budgray18 2 points3 points ago

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I REQUIRE MEDICAL ATTENTION!

[–]KoopaTheCivilian 1 point2 points ago

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He's bboy Lilou, and his moves are extremely flexible.

[–]Picklwarrior 1 point2 points ago

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His leg used to move like a normal leg, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

And now he's stuck as a lowly Superbowl halftime dancer

[–]OCedHrt 1 point2 points ago

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As another redditor already mentioned, I thought this was about Madonna being repeatedly punched in the face.

[–]GAMEchief 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, I spent so long trying to figure out what was so unbelievable about her arm moving like that, before I read this comment.

[–]loyloy84 305 points306 points ago

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That move is called the torn ACL

[–]ajd6c8 28 points29 points ago

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Is that Travis Beckum?

[–]thatwasntveryraven 18 points19 points ago

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"Let's all do the SPRAIN!"

-Casey Kasem

[–]buttguy 60 points61 points ago

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DANCE-BOT INITIATE RIGHT LEG.

[LOADING]

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

[–]TBatWork 21 points22 points ago

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THIS APPLICATION HAS ENCOUNTERED A CRITICAL ERROR:

ERROR #131 (0x85100083) FILE CORRUPT
PROGRAM: C:\DANCE\GET_DOWN.EXE
FILE: DANCEFILESCLIENT\SHUFFLE.DBC

PRESS OKAY TO TERMINATE THE APPLICATION

            [  OK  ]

[–]djepik 10 points11 points ago

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Computer... load up Celery Man, please.

[–]brianstk 5 points6 points ago

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[–]cloral 226 points227 points ago

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We've secretly replaced this man's leg with a boat propeller. Let's see if he notices.

[–]xyroclast 15 points16 points ago*

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Now I'm thinking of the Chris Farley coffee commercial sketch where he freaks out in a murderous rage because of his replaced coffee

Edit: Rare to find SNL clips online, but I found it! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/206019/

[–]WhyYesIamBlonde 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, now I can't stop laughing at the gif!

[–]iamnestea 114 points115 points ago

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I think its lilou, a french bboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unex9jl6K1A

[–]mwad 22 points23 points ago

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yeah, it is lilou. He is a member of Pockemon crew, and they were the dancers for that part of the half time show.

[–]soccerdude32392 28 points29 points ago

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Pokemon crew? Where do I sign up?

[–]mwad 26 points27 points ago

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france.

[–]formeorangeme 3 points4 points ago

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Why do the the two preceding posts sound like dialogue from a trailer for a down and out dancer that meets the love of his life while overcoming an unstable home life and wrath of rival dance guru?

[–]mwad 1 point2 points ago

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nope, he's just one of the world's most famous bboys. He's been in the limelight of the bboy community for a while, so I wouldn't call him "down and out", and his personality (at least what you see from his competitions) seems like that of an ass-hat, so I kinda hope he didn't find the love of his life in some 'step up' like romance.

[–]fashionablegrammar 1 point2 points ago

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I would cry at that movie.

[–]SirSandGoblin 13 points14 points ago

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so in answer to the original question: legs made of liquid?

[–]thatguydr 37 points38 points ago

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No no - he's *French*. French people can do this.

[–]whtthfgg 1 point2 points ago

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I misread that as legs made of squid....funny that works as well if not better, lol

[–]z0hu 5 points6 points ago

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i think he does it around 1m30s but its at a weird angle.. still don't know whats going on

[–]david76 7 points8 points ago

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That was nuts. Thank you.

[–]bunsofcheese 1 point2 points ago

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I actually got physically exhausted watching that. Thank you :)

[–]Novelt_Acct 549 points550 points ago

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I whip my leg back and forth

[–]thievedrelic 118 points119 points ago

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I put on my prosthetic leg and wizard hat.

[–]alyoshua 55 points56 points ago

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What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

[–]cardboardroom 46 points47 points ago

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My god, what could that asterisk possibly be hiding?!

[–]poloport 32 points33 points ago

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Hunter2 my hunter2 while hunter2-ing

[–]correct_spelling 14 points15 points ago

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*fuck

[–]floydenstein 390 points391 points ago

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I see the meatspin guy got a new job

[–]CaseyG 43 points44 points ago

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That's no leg...

[–]RamblinWreckGT 1 point2 points ago

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It's a space station!

[–]PrototypeKH 1 point2 points ago

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Possibly the GREATEST comment reply ever.

[–]arber0214 26 points27 points ago

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What fast spinning meat though.

[–]Steve_The_Ogre 11 points12 points ago

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Dammit, now that song is going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

[–]CaTiNzEhAt 1 point2 points ago

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You spin my head right round right round...

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

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the meatspin 'guy' is actually a tranny.

[–]stardonis 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah.. You crack me up. Way to throw it in their faces! YEAH!

[–]Lillipout 95 points96 points ago

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I believe he is signalling a helicopter for evac.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 28 points29 points ago

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GET TO DA CHOPPA

[–]anyonethinkingabout 1 point2 points ago

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.. or he's just trying to lift off himself?

[–]Iable-A 216 points217 points ago

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The guy in the background is actually dead and the matrix's engine is confused so it's making him violently twitch

[–]outride 98 points99 points ago

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Sure it's not the Frostbite 2 Engine?

[–]xVerified 48 points49 points ago

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BA DUM TISH

[–]nfiniteshade 2 points3 points ago

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Or possibly Havok.

[–]CreeDorofl 1 point2 points ago

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You may be right... you see similar twitching in skyrim if you shut the door on a corpse.

[–]Obalanserad 281 points282 points ago

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He's a big fan of Madonna

[–]jwoodsutk 26 points27 points ago

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this comment was performed in front of a live ostrich

[–]nfiniteshade 4 points5 points ago

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I was really hoping someone would post this :D

[–]tg989 21 points22 points ago

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[–]MrConfucius 2 points3 points ago

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Is it me, or does her look of pure impressed-ness seem attractive?

[–]SonicCephalopod 33 points34 points ago

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Hah!

[–]PhotoTard 79 points80 points ago

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He was told he would get $100 each time he kicked himself in the nuts on camera. Here you see him earn a quick $10k.

[–]thejesse 1 point2 points ago

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i'm guessing that's the story behind m.i.a.'s finger as well. "i bet you won't flip off america during the super bowl?" "bet you i will. plus i have a new single out. my name will be all over the place. it's win-win."

[–]cheesefan 22 points23 points ago

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go go gadget propeller leg!

[–]VidCrafter 103 points104 points ago

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

[–]revolvingdoor 14 points15 points ago

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Godamn Yo Gabba Gabba, STOP!

[–]verymeh 1 point2 points ago

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sigh

[–]ogreatsnail 2 points3 points ago

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Girl look at that body.

[–]TheMrHigsy 34 points35 points ago

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Wooden leg. His father was a tree.

[–]IntentToContribute 12 points13 points ago

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an ent?

[–]katzmandoo 1 point2 points ago

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What was the name of his other leg?

[–]Lancelotlol 74 points75 points ago

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I stared at Madonna and the other dancer for a good 30 seconds thinking to myself "I don't see how that isn't possible"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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lol same

[–]InstaBonch 12 points13 points ago

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This belongs in AskScience.

[–]Liftfixin 11 points12 points ago

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You replace your kneecaps with ball bearings.

[–]wassamattau 27 points28 points ago

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I'd say techniques similar to embalming.

Oh, the guy in the back? I don't know.

[–]prezuiwf 335 points336 points ago

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Basically she's holding onto the guy's hand, and when he pulls his hand back, the force allows her to also pull her body forward. Hope this helps!

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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I spent about 30 seconds looking at their dance moves trying to figure out what was up with them. Then I noticed the leg spin guy.

[–]StumpyGoblin 299 points300 points ago

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Ah, the ol' Reddit swit--

NO.

[–]BullshitUsername 42 points43 points ago

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Holy shit, you... just saved my afternoon

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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You should have linked to one of the last fifty billion 'Reddit switcha-nope". Start a new chain.

[–]x2sean1x 6 points7 points ago*

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I believe this is the first man to resist the chain! The last stop should be this No. And when one finally gets the courage to not click they shall go back to one of their own "reddit-switcha-roo" posts and change the "roo" to "nope"

Ahh the old reddit switcha-nope

[–]Noxstant 10 points11 points ago

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Make a force diagram. What about friction?

[–]VOTE_FOR_PEDRO 4 points5 points ago

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don't forget the plastic surgery making a woman older than dirt look no more than 40, that was impressive too.

[–]AutoEuphoria 5 points6 points ago

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Only two people in the world have the easy flow knee and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.

[–]KrunkSplein 1 point2 points ago

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I just came here to find the earliest ATHF-referencing post and upvote.

See you at the chateau.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 5 points6 points ago

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He's trying to kick Madonna in the head. The human body can do amazing things when you really, really want it to.

[–]tritonon 4 points5 points ago

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I was the only one who noticed it at my super bowl party... they called me crazy but now I have proof, I'll show'em whose crazy

[–]kmack 4 points5 points ago

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These Skyrim bugs are absurd, totally ruining the immersion factor.

[–]Zoshchenko 4 points5 points ago

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I know...she's like 53 years old and is up there dancing around like it's the '80s!

[–]CrossCheckPanda 22 points23 points ago

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I was looking at Madonna and like... you mean standing?

[–]floydenstein 9 points10 points ago

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i think he's about to take off

[–]frankybaloney 1 point2 points ago

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Up, up and awaaayy!!!

[–]dQw4w9WgXcQ 13 points14 points ago

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When putting golden eye into the Nintendo 64, make sure to squeeze it in with an angle so only a part of the game can be read. More info here:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-down

[–]BRAiN8 7 points8 points ago

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i thought it was about madonna getting punched in the face.

[–]theillinestvillain 5 points6 points ago

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Why didn't I notice that when it was live?

[–]h2orat 3 points4 points ago

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He used to be a water polo player.

[–]SwaqMeOut 7 points8 points ago

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My teacher was explaining how her friends parents died of cancer while I saw this... Know everyone in the class thinks I'm an asshole because this made me laugh so hard.

[–]has_bad_grammar 9 points10 points ago

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I wish, I knew why his; leg was all, twisted like that?

[–]sabrinaladawn 9 points10 points ago

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I was going to accuse you of pulling a Shatner, but then I noticed you username.

[–]Chamanzan 2 points3 points ago

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That's a technique known as "PFM".

[–]WatchYourTone 2 points3 points ago

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It's a popular stripper move, I know that.

[–]goldencat 2 points3 points ago

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Either this guy has some serious Hypermobility going on or...that's not a leg people.

[–]TAKOnTENGU 2 points3 points ago

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Ah man! I watched that and never noticed the guy in back.

[–]Suddenly_Something 2 points3 points ago

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It honestly took me a full minute before I noticed the helicopter leg in the background

[–]dargendarg 2 points3 points ago

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Really bad ragdoll physics

[–]olliemacfarlane 2 points3 points ago

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i think it's a glitch...

[–]Atrain009 2 points3 points ago

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Look up a dancer named Hok. He does that move quite a lot.

[–]Sillymusicvegetable 2 points3 points ago

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AHA! I saw this live and freaked out and none of my friends or family saw it and all thought I was making it up! I told you so!!

[–]mrpopenfresh 2 points3 points ago

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He got the rachet knee upgrade.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You mean for Madonna to still be popular? I have no idea.

[–]DoctorVeneno 4 points5 points ago

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Easy. He loves Get Down.

[–]Asdayasman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LaterGatorPlayer 10 points11 points ago

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She practices kabbalah which keeps her looking youngish well into her 90's.

[–]Alpinestarhero 1 point2 points ago

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But that was last century

[–]electricscream 1 point2 points ago

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Took a few takes to realize that we weren't talking about Madonna and her dancer in the forefront...

[–]Lucid-Pasta 1 point2 points ago

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It's a pretty simple lean.

[–]ifionlyhadaschwa 1 point2 points ago

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Only if you got a turd running down your leg...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For like an hour I stared at Madonna and the dude punching her in the face.

[–]kindofabigdyl 1 point2 points ago

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the moment i saw that i knew it was going to be a gif on reddit.

[–]Razor457 1 point2 points ago

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Robots... They're coming!

[–]Zenatic 1 point2 points ago

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I was wondering that too...She can't really be 53!!!

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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Once we solve the problem of "is this possible?" We're going to need to solve the problem of "why is he doing that?"

[–]SemiSeriousSam 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus that half time show is full of madness!!

[–]DerpinNinjaa 1 point2 points ago

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I can image the choreographer now : " ok so I want you to sit here and do 360's with you leg, go "

[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points ago

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Ok guys we get it, she's old. But that doesn't mean she cant dance.

[–]professorzu 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to the Matrix

[–]Lynxe 1 point2 points ago

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Wow I actually was looking at Madonna and agreeing until I saw the guy's legs...

Still think Madonna and that one dude is the crazy one

[–]gilligan3 1 point2 points ago

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Glitch in the matrix

[–]coonstevenson 1 point2 points ago

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He is re-enacting the mating call of the fiddler crab.

[–]CountMalachi 1 point2 points ago

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The dude has only 1 leg, and this is just the most impressive helicopter dick ever.

[–]blacklab 1 point2 points ago

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You mean the guy punching Madonna, right?

[–]aryst0krat 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come on, she's not that old.

[–]el_capitan_obvio 1 point2 points ago

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Helicopter leg,

Helicopter leg,

Helicopter leg to impress a chick.

[–]striderchris 1 point2 points ago

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RELAVANT! Midnight Madness by the Chemical Brothers

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You mean how is Madonna still alive and performing on stage at the ripe old age 69? well, simple as many magazines have told,she drinks the young virgin blood of her many young boy toys to maintain herself. Modern day vampire if you will. Better than Sparkling Eddy no?

[–]Hi_Im_Insanity 1 point2 points ago

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His dad was a helicopter.

[–]tg989 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Shamus_Aran 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it, he's just spinning Lady GaGa around or someth-OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT MAN'S LEG

[–]markman71122 1 point2 points ago

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i thought that the gif was about madona and i kept watching her for about 30 mins until my nrother pointed out the sick move the guy in the back was doing

[–]BobTheAstronaut 1 point2 points ago

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This adds a new meaning to "break a leg"

[–]ruthi 1 point2 points ago

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Botox goes a long way, she can probably afford----oh wait, the leg guy.

[–]bashy121 1 point2 points ago

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hi, im from /r/trees and i didnt see the guy swinging his leg untill i had seen the gif repeat like 10 times. thanks for your time.

[–]Prettym1k3 1 point2 points ago

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I will have to assume that you're speaking of Madonna, and asking how it's possible that she is still alive, yet obviously a shriveled old dead woman.

[–]pearcewg 1 point2 points ago

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she's had alot of plastic surgery, that's how.

[–]kittimiyo 1 point2 points ago

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It's an illusion. I like to do that at parties using my arm and freak everyone out.

[–]lagspike 1 point2 points ago

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makeup and plastic surgery can make a 53 year old woman look much younger.

[–]Bordichelly 1 point2 points ago

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Fellas, get ready, to impress a chick helicopter leg.

[–]THEoriginalBRIEN 2 points3 points ago

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Hey man, she may be old, but she does take care of her self.

People her age could learn a thing or two.

[–]caligari5150 3 points4 points ago

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Forget the guy in the background....How is this physically possible that Madonna didn't break her hip.

[–]nardsy13 3 points4 points ago

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she has alot of botox... and she is bionic

[–]saibling 0 points1 point ago

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he once got shot with an arrow to his knee.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

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Well, first you create a league filled with boring people playing a boring sport...

[–]teknoboy66 2 points3 points ago

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She wouldn't be able to move like that unless those guys toss her around