My new wallpaper

ani625 · 7 months

Artist: http://cosmosarson.com/index.php?/newworks/breakdancing-jesus/

honkytonks · 7 months

go jesus... go jesus...

FISH_MASTER · 7 months

And all the cardinals say I'm pretty fly for a Jewish guy

mtldude1967 · 7 months

They're all thinking "Cute...if only he was younger..."

charlesbhayes · 7 months

Then the Pharisees went out, and held a council against him, how they might destroy him. - Matthew 12:14

palparepa · 7 months

No holes in hands? It's a fake Jesus!

Onemanorgy · 7 months

TIL Jesus was a white guy.

astro2039194 · 7 months

Regardless if you're theist or not... this is hilarious haha

SingingMeat · 7 months

You just got served... Biblically.

"For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve..." Mark 10:45 ESV

kildog · 7 months

I always thought he was a tap-dancer.

eugal · 7 months

check mate atheist

mutemute · 7 months

best thing i have ever seen

reprobatefields · 7 months

Best thing about it:

It's not really offensive, Christians will be offended anyway

an_imperfect_lady · 7 months

My new curse: "Break-dancing Jesus in a diaper!" (To replace "Jesus Christ on rollerskates!")

veritas670 · 7 months

Keanu Reeves in his new movie.

snarkhunter · 7 months

yoink

What a coincidence! That's my new wallpaper too!

loosetony · 7 months

This is amazballs

sothisor · 7 months

Is that... Keanu Reeves?!

sexycaterpillar · 7 months

Yes.

imperator285 · 7 months

haha, YES! i made it my new wallpaper as well!

Iterr · 7 months

Jesus is totally ripped.

xNumchuckx · 7 months

so fuking awesome! thanks for the share

[deleted] · 7 months

WWJD?

Deggor · 7 months

It's great because "The King of Kings" is such a good BBoy name.

DiggSucksNow · 7 months

I've heard of Jesus Tapdancing Christ, but never Jesus Breakdancing Christ.

4lteredState · 7 months

Now it's my wallpaper too. Thanks!

BadBromance · 7 months

That is one sexy Jesus.

MrBig0 · 7 months

And now it's mine too. Thanks

Dallybeas · 7 months

Mine too. Context: Now my work desktop background, handed my notice in yesterday and my boss is a Catholic. Awwww yeahhh.

NickConrad · 7 months

Karma Decay is such a good site.

segue1007 · 7 months

Hey, remember when some guys were breakdancing in front of the pope?

Awesome.

GoodTouchOrBadTouch · 7 months

I saw this on reddit last week and it's been my wallpaper ever since.

CaptainAsshat · 7 months

Jesus raves

telemudcat · 7 months

Breakin' 2: Electric BoogaJew

Ispeakinmath · 7 months

Fake. If that was really Jesus he would've been break dancing on water.

Goodman451 · 7 months

Must... not... shop... in... little boy.

PeteDarwin · 7 months

Lol mine too...

deusnefum · 7 months

Wow, damn, that's just fantastic.

AnthonyMichaelAngelo · 7 months

I'd beatbox for this moment.

258joe007 · 7 months

damn who knew white boy had moves....

noagendaproducer · 7 months

I've never heard of a break dancing jewish person before but I guess it doesn't seem too weird.

NominalAeon · 7 months

That Jesus looks like Spartacus the Beast of Thrace.

thetalkingfeds · 7 months

Looks a little bit like Macho Man...

[deleted] · 7 months

Fuckin' old school.

aazav · 7 months

Dammit, I was going to post that here but you beat me to it.

But silly Jesus! He's going to scuff himself up on that polished stone floor!

I_like_stuff_2 · 7 months

This is my phones wallpaper. The three priests in the upper middle fit perfectly onto the home screen with b boy jesus.

MyLittleStoney · 7 months

Ohhhh he's breakdancing? I thought he tripped and fell on his ass, and the priests were laughing...but that doesn't really...make sense.

Dayglow_Spider · 7 months

As an ex-christian i approve of this message

redditor15597 · 7 months

this picture is amazing. and just made my day. thanks

bolderbast · 7 months

After this he said: "Nice floor. Sell this building and feed the hungry. Have a nice day."

boobbbers · 7 months

Why is Jesus so pale here?

DisasterBUSE · 7 months

Jesus has some mean flares.

aardvarkFirst · 7 months

How old is that shirtless child that's break dancing... those dirty priests!

meredrica · 7 months

I call fake! jesus, if he ever existed, was black

NotProductive · 7 months

Mine too.

doobry · 7 months

I tried to make it into a facebook timeline cover (the last time it was posted on reddit, which was like a week ago) but it's too damn high :(

NullComment · 7 months

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

yoquitit · 7 months

this is classic lol

pkbooo · 7 months

Pretty cool, but the pope's had weirder demonstrations.

Exoandy · 7 months

*Our new wallpaper.

huxtiblejones · 7 months

I find it interesting that Jesus does not appear to reflect in the polished floor. Every other figure in the painting does, but Jesus only has a dark cast shadow. Come to look at it, it seems none of the priests cast shadows either.

jargoon · 7 months

This is hilarious, but if you think about it it's also a good commentary on organized religion in general (something about them making the idea of Jesus dance around like a monkey for their own purposes)

_ShitJustGotReal_ · 7 months

Soil clap...

Lancks · 7 months

Totally fake. You can tell by the lack of holes in his limbs - real Jesus would keep his battle scars as thug cred.

ZeeBuge · 7 months

where r the holes in his in his feet and hands??? HE NEVER DIED FOR US!!! THE LYING FUCK!

tven12 · 7 months

"He's truly the messiah."

MPadz20 · 7 months

I'm speechless. LOL

Wizuhd · 7 months

Is it me, or does he look like andy whitfield from spartacus?

[deleted] · 7 months

If Jesus breakdanced, consider me converted!

crewdat · 7 months

Our new wallpaper

Kaelure · 7 months

This is my facebook timeline wallpaper!

FuriousBeard · 7 months

Almost...too awesome

kegann · 7 months

Looks like this time, puts on glasses, The lord served us. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

zandstrax · 7 months

Well fuck, now I have to print this on canvas and mount it on the wall, thanks a lot Typhzorz

crushedheels · 7 months

Literally made this my phone backround 6 hours ago. Repost, but still win. Upvote

towmii · 7 months

This reminds me of that scene in Epic Movie where they're in the Louvre and the old guy starts break dancing.

huxtiblejones · 7 months

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lmdrasil · 7 months

Now what you can't see is the invisible man (god) giving him a good fuck in the ass in the spooning position.


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