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[–]aruss88 22 points23 points ago

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This is punishable by death in Canada.

[–]Eddicus 23 points24 points ago

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It is the only offense that carries the death penalty, and the wording is oddly specific:

"Any citizen who knowingly and willingly alters Canadian currency so as to resemble characters from the Harry Potter series shall hang from the neck until dead."

[–]cygonsilent 2 points3 points ago

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stealing horses still does carry the death penalty

[–]ZoopZeZoop 1 point2 points ago

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No one even mentioned Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]Eddicus 5 points6 points ago

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There's no risk of that horse being stolen.

[–]brningpyre 10 points11 points ago

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It's already been beaten to death.

[–]Eddicus 2 points3 points ago

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There's no topping this comment. Well played.

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 7 points8 points ago

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[–]mellooo 5 points6 points ago

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Mmmm yes clever

[–]Ghost_Wolf 5 points6 points ago

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Gryffindor student: Come on! You can not be serious? Snape: No, I am Severus.

[–]Damodaru 4 points5 points ago

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There's also a hint of Bruce Willis in that face

[–]WildeNietzsche 27 points28 points ago

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You mean Slytherin.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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He meant Canada.

[–]epicGOPfail 4 points5 points ago

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deep in my heart i always knew that Canada is Slytherin, but could never put my finger on it.

Thank you, OP!

[–]jveen 12 points13 points ago

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Why would snape deduct anything from slytherin?

[–]WildeNietzsche 0 points1 point ago

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Why would Gryffindor have snape's face on its currency?

[–]princessme0w 4 points5 points ago

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i can't stop laughing at this ;p

[–]ShaggyR 3 points4 points ago

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Is that bruce willis with long hair?

[–]buggedcom 0 points1 point ago

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damn, beat me too it.

[–]mikeyjojr 1 point2 points ago

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Off to the bank i gooo

[–]Dobbydoo 1 point2 points ago

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I think he kind of looks more like Ron's dad. Don't know why though :S

[–]AngryMobe 1 point2 points ago

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as a Canadian, I Approve.

[–]Kull44 0 points1 point ago

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Go Canada!

[–]shat93[!] 1 point2 points ago

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*Oh Canada

[–]ShaggyR 0 points1 point ago

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D'oh Canada

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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a win x10, you deserve front page for this

[–]tbonecoco 0 points1 point ago

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It resembles moreso the $5 bill from Nottingham

[–]zippidyboobapbzow 0 points1 point ago

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This is the currency that UofT's Trinity College uses

[–]rwricker 0 points1 point ago

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Not valid with any other offer. Valid only at participating Hogs Head bar and grill. Bills have no cash value. Limit one butter beer per customer. The characters on this bill are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

[–]Indigoma 0 points1 point ago

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CA bros. Ftw, man. Ftw.

[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

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This is what we do in our spare time here in Canada. We deface currency and have a good chortle at it.

[–]Gr0nd 0 points1 point ago

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Isengard bids 5.

[–]GetStapled 0 points1 point ago

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Wilfred Laurier never looked so damn sexy.

[–]loercase -2 points-1 points ago

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Holy shit, somebody start a Snape Your Fives Facebook group right now!

[–]Conquestador 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's stupid.

[–]brownman83 -5 points-4 points ago

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yeah should be slytherin

[–]Dapwell -2 points-1 points ago

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It looks like Quaddafi...

[–]JustGoingWithIt 3 points4 points ago

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It looks nothing like Qaddafi. I think you may have a different person in mind.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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wrong house

[–]AquaticArmadillo -2 points-1 points ago

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So a post on reddit is worth $5???