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[–]kukienboks 45 points46 points ago

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Umm...they didn't say "no boobs" as in "we don't want to show them".

They said "no boobs" as in "we're twelve".

[–]Friedchickenisha 13 points14 points ago

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That's the most wtf part about it.

[–]Random4Ev3r 10 points11 points ago

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Holy shit! Takes "Tits or GTFO" to a whole new level. "Boobs or the cute bird dies by this snake!"

[–]emilytasticz0rz 7 points8 points ago

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I would have flashed my boobs - well, nipples in their case.

[–]xMalnutrition 4 points5 points ago

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Wasn't this on the front page of WTF like two days ago?

[–]DJdooky 11 points12 points ago

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Old

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[–]Ivanm76 -1 points0 points ago

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I swear I saw this no more than 2 days ago on redit.

[–]johndrums82 0 points1 point ago

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Two days is considered old on Reddit.

[–]neversleep 0 points1 point ago

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So what?

[–]Emperor_Norton_1 1 point2 points ago*

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so being as they're 12 and have no boobs to begin with, that bird was fucked from the get go....

[–]Werewolfgirl34 7 points8 points ago

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Snakes that require live feeding are becoming an excellent cover for sociopaths who enjoy hurting things. As long as it's food for their pet they can pretend it's not about the thrill of watching something dying or in pain.

[–]Digitigrade 2 points3 points ago

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Snakes don't require live food btw. Also it's illegal, at least in EU, to give anything with a spinal cord alive to a snake, or any other animal for that matter.

[–]Luiperd 10 points11 points ago

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They eat living things in nature, if someone finds pleasure in watching it's weird. But that's nature for ya. Snakes have to eat, we have to eat.

[–]epsdelta 5 points6 points ago

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No, there are two levels of suffering here. One is the chick that gets eaten. The other is the two girls. The sick fuck gets off on both... and is sexually coercive.

Edit: addendum

[–]Luiperd 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not condoning his behavior, it's borderline sadistic. Making a show of feeding an animal.

Just pointing out the fact that some pets do require living food, and not all pet owners take that as an opportunity to see something suffer.

[–]Werewolfgirl34 2 points3 points ago

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Well, finding pleasure in watching things suffer is a sign of violent tendencies, and people who torture animals are more likely to start torturing/killing other people so it is a concern.

I agree that snakes have to eat, and there is nothing wrong with that in the wild when their prey has a fair chance to run away. There is something messed up about keeping a snake in a little tank and dropping animals in there with it so you can watch the life get crushed out of them though.

[–]tgpyro 3 points4 points ago

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i have a friend that owned a 5 foot ball python for 8 years it was his best friend he live fed it and did not always keep it in the tank most of the time it was out o his shoulders he is now proud father of a cool kid he is not a sociopath

[–]Hawker9317 4 points5 points ago

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Screw karma. The point wasn't that all people who own snakes are sociopaths (my cousin owns one and I plan to do so as well), it was that people who don't just enjoy watching snakes eat living things but actually take sort of a sexual pleasure in it have tendencies to become sociopaths.

[–]Werewolfgirl34 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, that's exactly what I was saying. I never said all snake owners are sociopaths, I said some people are.

[–]StoneTigerRodeo 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit is always ready to jump to the sociopath conclusion. Successful banker/stock broker/businessman? Sociopath. Police officer? Sociopath. Member of the military? Sociopath. Have a pet that eats live prey? Sociopath. Enjoy hunting? Sociopath. Did finding a mouse in a mousetrap bring a smile to your face? Sociopath. Give it a rest, snakes are neato as motherfucking burritos.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 2 points3 points ago

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[–]GingerTats 1 point2 points ago

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neato as motherfucking burritos.

May I use this glorious phrase?

[–]Werewolfgirl34 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think everyone who has a pet that eats live prey is a sociopath, I think the ones who really enjoy the pain and suffering aspect probably are. The guy in this gif for instance is clearly enjoying not only the death of the chick but also the emotional distress he's causing those girls.

[–]FourFingeredMartian 0 points1 point ago

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Here is your solution -- never own a snake. Boom solved. If someone else wants to own a snake, because they like their colors, keeping them, whatever -- that's their business. If you know someone who owns a snake, don't watch them feed it. This is first day stuff.

[–]Werewolfgirl34 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure how that relates to what I was saying, I don't have a problem with watching things being eaten. My point is that SOME people who own snakes, like the guy in this video, do so because they enjoy watching things get hurt and causing distress to others. Just as some people own dogs because they like to watch them fight but that's not a statement about all dog owners.

[–]FourFingeredMartian 0 points1 point ago

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I think more than likely what happened is there was some guy that recorded his snake eating a bird. Do I think the guy enjoys watching his reptile eat. Posted a video. I think someone else came along and saw that video, and played that video over a "cam"(wasn't actually a cam, rather a video loop) to people and enjoyed watching them freak out. Getting snakes to eat is tricky, and can take awhile.

I think you had a few trolls going around on omegal.

[–]edstatue 0 points1 point ago

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You also just described hunting for "sport".

[–]AlienBloodMusic 0 points1 point ago

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Either way, the snakes gotta eat. Give the poor sociopath a wholesome outlet!

[–]FuckinMattDamon 0 points1 point ago

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Not only that, but in addition to sending some poor animal to a painful (and easily avoidable) death, they're often putting the snake in danger as well. It's not unusual to see poorly-cared-for pythons with scratched-up eyes, or scars from rat bites all up and down their backs :(

That sort of thing makes me sick for so many reasons.

[–]ibbi105 1 point2 points ago

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He must be so desperate

[–]TheTruthBeSold -1 points0 points ago

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Hey, can you report this again? I'm sure someone who connected to the internet for the first time last week missed it.

[–]elpachecoman 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha that's hilarious they stayed to see if he'd actually do it

[–]choolaloo 0 points1 point ago

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this is nothing, you should see a monitor lizard eat a kitten.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

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The internet really brings out the desperate boys.

[–]TidalPotential 0 points1 point ago

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You realize that while that may not be a .gif the first time, it definitely is every other time you see it - you can hook up a gif as a webcam feed.

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck is wrong with you

[–]TheTomGod 0 points1 point ago

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Thats just a video on youtube. He probably linked the feed with manyCam.

[–]TheTomGod 0 points1 point ago

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[–]stonegrizzly -1 points0 points ago

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this is a great way to feed your pet. Just maybe with girls that are a little bit older

[–]epsdelta -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking sociopath.

[–]dubplatekilla -2 points-1 points ago

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all i can say is wtf

[–]nefu22 -1 points0 points ago

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yes wtf