this post was submitted on
1,017 points (55% like it)
5,270 up votes 4,253 down votes

funny

subscribe2,567,083 readers

8,450 users here now

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 94 comments

[–]CorndogNinja 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

For future non-9gag watermarking, use this site

[–]dudewhatthehellman 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YES

[–]ReachingHorizons 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Seeing that, I had to make sure this existed, and I am satisfied.

[–]nathypoo 81 points82 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Really? You didn't even crop out the 9gag banner?

[–]Dapwell 37 points38 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is Reddit, not a place to post 9gag. Do that on Facebook.

[–]reddixmadix 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Your fake moral superiority made me laugh!

[–]dudewhatthehellman 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's cool, he used imgur.

[–]periculum 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm not on 9gag so its nice to see it on reddit ಠ_ಠ

[–]MationMac 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Also, isn't removing the banner making it more content stealing? Reddit always complains when people don't source reddit.

[–]BostonTERRORier 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DUDE FUCK 9GAG. Stop posting that shit on here.

[–]dripkidd -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Really? Who the Fuck Cares?

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]Spoggerific 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're a disco ball.

[–]Asophis 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm so confused.

[–]Spoggerific 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There was a thread in askreddit a year or two back where someone basically asked "What are those shiny ball things with all the lights that people dance to?" and there were hundreds and hundreds of comments simply saying "Disco ball." and they all had hundreds and hundreds of upvotes. It's one of the older reddit-specific memes.

[–]Asophis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reddit specific meme, eh? That's refreshing. I already upvoted you once for making me laugh in confusion, but if I had a second upvote to give you for being a classy mother fucker (read: oldfag), I'd give you that one, too.

[–]CorruptedRay 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're lazy.

[–]johnnyrd 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You are lazy

[–]dongimin2 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You are an asshole.

[–]f03nix 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

asshole

you mean like ... lazy ?

[–]OneWhoGeneralises 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]blkmamba 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Really, 9gag ??

[–]Sirvenomitsac 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Since I have 9gag on my FB news-feed, I realized that everything comes here, to Reddit.

[–]Rick_Dagless 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I wish there was a third panel with her lips backwards.

[–]Rick_Dagless 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My comment, two hours before the photoshopped fixed post that now has 1300+ upvotes. Oh, the missed opportunity.

I weep.

[–]TheGameboy 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You had my upvote till I saw 9gag

[–]JonOstermanQ 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DOWN VOTE HIM! HE'S FROM 9GAG!

[–]dirtyduck383 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Duck season!

[–]nem2k 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wabbit season!

[–]Hypersapien 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Duck season!

[–]nem2k 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wabbit season!

[–]Scarbane 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wabbit season!

[–]LagunaWSU2 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DUCK SEASON!!! BANG

[–]LagunaWSU2 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You do realize, good sir, that this means war.

[–]boydshidt 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Clicked on thread hoping for this thread to be made, was not disappointed.

[–]lnicoll100 -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There can be only one. Downvoted. I'm sorry.

[–]Scarbane 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]bombproof 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

side note: this is a sopa violation.

carry on.

[–]Riffian 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fucking 9gag repost, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

[–]keshav108 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Good for her.

[–]rienes 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I thought it was wabbit season!

[–]marsten 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

duck season!

[–]Stevewins123 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And then there was 9gag .....

[–]theElegantWorm 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

how clever.

[–]Whitneyhoustonsghost -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

how original you twat

[–]theElegantWorm 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i must have not been paying attention when sarcasm became something banal.

[–]sonickarma 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I hope you realize this means war...

[–]M-V 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]baik69 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Too bad he hunts rabbits and not ducks :/

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How do you make a Rabbit face?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

:3= ?

Or novelty buckteeth, anyway.

[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reddit! It's time to hunt down these 9gag posts stat!

[–]bitcheslovedroids 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks like it's 9gag season boys

[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

cocks shotgun, we run into the distance while transformers theme plays

[–]imwearingatowel 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I expect to see this at Jack Astors.

[–]whoopassBrian 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hunting wabbits

[–]icerfish 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Where the wildly popular misconception that the infamous 'Duck Face' is actually attractive is beyond me.

[–]OrganizedChaos 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

the original Dick Cheney

[–]LovefromCanada 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]sndwsn 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But it's wabbit season!

[–]fucking_leverpostej 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Unfortunately, it was set on "whore" so she got laid more than she ever had.

[–]SlickUK 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

TIL redditors would rather have the same old reposts then something more original from 9gag.

I for one, am glad it's been posted here...otherwise I wouldn't of seen it.

[–]Kodix 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

every time I read the word "duckface", the ducktales theme starts playing in my mind.

"duckface! woohoo!.."

just me?

[–]watesh 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

hahaha superb

[–]Joff_Baratheon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]sirin3 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

God bless America!

where they go rampant

[–]sessyda 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm kind of sad they didn't do the "backwards duck bill" thing and have her lips swing around to the back side of her head...

[–]batrobin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Gosh! Why this even got so much upvote. It's from 9gag. Those who upvote are reddit rebels scrums.

[–]Skwirleywirley 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

9gag!?

There are not enough facepalms for this treacherous act.

[–]nallvf -4 points-3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Boy I just hate it when girls won't pose the way I like in their own photos!

[–]BitchImCanadian -4 points-3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I hate this new wave of "shoot the duck" images. Sorry I don't advocate violence against women.

[–]lifejolt 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't worry, her mouth will just spin around and end up on the back of her head. It's a cartoon.

[–]Baddboy78 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That was what i was expecting for the third frame that is non- existent... should get one of our guys to 'fix it'

[–]Techwood111 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It isn't against WOMEN...men just know better than to "duckface."

[–]Sirkoolio 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Jokes. Do you know what they are?

[–]Nickerz 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WOOSH

[–]Muttonclop -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who the fuck cares if it's 9gag?

[–]Ghstfce -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Question... Why is he aiming with a shotgun from one foot away?

[–]necrocountant 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You've seen Looney Toons right? I expect you have, and that you are trolling just wanting to know.

[–]Ghstfce -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have seen Looney Toons, but as a gunnitor this bothers me immensely.

[–]necrocountant 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So did it bother you whenever you saw the particular episode where Bugs and Daffy were arguing over if it was Rabbit or Duck season? Genuinely curious. In that episode Elmer shot at point blank multiple times.

[–]Ghstfce 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe it's his eyesight. I'm not here to judge. Just question. I'm just glad he blew her face to smithereens.

[–]spektre 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Really? We're questioning cartoon logic now?

[–]hypoid77 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's a little harsh

[–]Sabenya 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's a play on Elmer Fudd's character. He's not shooting her because he hates the face; it's "Duck Season", and he thinks she's a duck.

</explainingthejoke>

[–]InGordWeTrust -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of Homer Simpson's makeup gun.

[–]Quixotic91 -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of the scene in Drive where Christina Hendricks' head gets blown off.

[–]butterstosch 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lulz. Im watching that right now and that just happened.

[–]SteveOccupations -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't let feminists see this. Violence against women is not taken lightly over there.