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[–]shalmi913 64 points65 points ago

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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

-Philip J Fry

[–]NinjaVaca 0 points1 point ago

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[–]crazytallguy 20 points21 points ago

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The soup is a metaphor for Earth; the solid food is the land, the liquid is the ocean. The strainer represents the population working to dry up the planet so only pure solidity remains. But, in the process, we just get piss and shit all over our pants. And then we die of something, like a puma attack. I am not good at dissecting metaphors.

[–]BanditXJ 9 points10 points ago

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[–]dawgger 1 point2 points ago

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I'm on a metaphorical roller coaster.

Metaphorically speaking.

[–]RX_queen 7 points8 points ago

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[–]another1bitezthedust 8 points9 points ago

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DM;AS Doesn't matter ate soup

[–]Throwaway_4000 1 point2 points ago

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The abbreviation's pointless if you have to explain it.

[–]MistuhMarley 2 points3 points ago

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DM ; AP doesnt matter abbrevistions pointless

[–]Fvel 4 points5 points ago

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Just stick a large bowl under it. Take that, life.

[–]beccaonice 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you even put soup in the strainer in the first place if you had a bowl?!

[–]Gatineau 9 points10 points ago

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Also: it's a colander. You suck at words.

[–]JimmyDThing 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl+f, colander. Yup.

[–]cragwatcher -1 points0 points ago

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this is why america is one of the fattest countries in the world.

[–]running_fridge 0 points1 point ago

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You guys dropped the ball on that one. Aussie aussie aussie! We're number one!

[–]cragwatcher 0 points1 point ago

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Please explain.

[–]running_fridge 1 point2 points ago

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Australia overtook USA a few years back as the most obese country in the world.

[–]beccaonice 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–]Brillians 2 points3 points ago

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my life now has meaning.

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for sharing.

[–]rounding_error 1 point2 points ago

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A bad metaphor is like a coffee table.

[–]trending_hipster 2 points3 points ago

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On the bright side, soup is better without all the water getting in the way.

[–]doot_doot 2 points3 points ago

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am i the only one who was really hoping for some solid wisdom here?

[–]deprivedant 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag my92; uses the image off the original creators website, posts direct link.

[–]mr92[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry I have no idea how I can edit to link to the source, I've upvoted the comment with the source link so that people can see that when they read the comments

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[–]Twiggy3 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think one Redditor is every Redditor. Unless of course you know that deprivedant promotes file sharing of music and movies.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It started out well.

[–]DoesNotUseAcronyms 0 points1 point ago

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It's true yerknow.

[–]CervantesD 1 point2 points ago

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You made me laugh.

[–]minecraftowns03 1 point2 points ago

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better than half the shit on here

[–]Ionick 0 points1 point ago

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Who said this again? I can't remember.

[–]Mekanikos 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked the link and got a "Service Unavailable..."

So, pretty accurate.

[–]Lucky_Wilbury 1 point2 points ago

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I got a "Service Temporarily Unavailable" error. Damn that's deep.

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

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We try to scarf down as much as possible in the least amount of time, but in the end we're inevitably left with only the good bits, even if we made a mess in the process.

That's about as good as I can do.

[–]Gnometard 1 point2 points ago

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So true.... "Service temporarily unavailable"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is a very true metaphor for life. What is happiness? A fleeting state of well-being, that if held forever would take of in a state of not caring about work or loved ones. What desire? To always get the next best thing. Although we keep going for ambition, happiness, or simply positive emotion we are programmed to never achieve perfection. If "perfect" we stop living.

[–]MrJoeBlow 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of "The Detour"

[–]nolyboy 1 point2 points ago

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Everything is a metaphor for everything. Its all about perspective.

[–]voulture 1 point2 points ago

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Either the site is down or i don't get life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So, he's bad at life, too?

[–]B0Boman 1 point2 points ago

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Well you know what they say, mr92. Dames are like mustard, they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich they just sit there in your refrigerator... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

[–]superawesomeid 1 point2 points ago

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My strainer does not drain that well. basically i have a metal bowl with holes in them that does not work. it's just raw ingredients soaked in water. but i tilt it and shake it to drain water and i make it work and try to make the best out of what i have. that's my life.
but i too am bad at metaphors.

[–]Hooloovoo_ 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I see the soup as time and the moral being that you shouldn't rush through what you enjoy. Or something which makes more sense.

[–]MikoRiko 1 point2 points ago

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Some men try to hold the strainer above their head and catch what they can, but they get messy in the process. It is the man who is patient and takes the time to build a bowl to catch the soup that is able to truly enjoy it.

[–]IIIlllI 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this more of an allegory?

[–]Phlecks 1 point2 points ago

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I love this.

[–]Autogrex 0 points1 point ago

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I can imagine Tobias saying this, and ending it with "Ahh, I see I blue myself."