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[–]futurilla 103 points104 points ago

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We need to have this idea worked on by top men.

[–]devitosghost 35 points36 points ago

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TOP men

[–]Calik 8 points9 points ago

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"I didn't ask about their sexual habits!" - Rifftrax

[–]drummererb 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's my second favorite quote from Rifftrax right after "Quiddich! This is what your wife sees when you watch baseball!"

[–]Glazastik 8 points9 points ago

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Who?

[–]PixelDJ 19 points20 points ago

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Top. Men.

[–]donpapillon 0 points1 point ago

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Top where?

[–]PixelDJ 0 points1 point ago

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Men.

[–]FlyByPC 261 points262 points ago

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Are Engineering Ethics classes not required these days? Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you ought to. Many engineers know how to build incendiary devices, sabotage machinery, and cause general havoc (and Major Disaster), but we don't, because it's wrong.

[–]foo1219 37 points38 points ago

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This is fake anyway. Scroll to the top here and you'll see this same thing regurgitated in different forms.

[–]jimmytheone45 21 points22 points ago

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collective sigh of relief

[–]Seizure13 1 point2 points ago

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[–]flametornado 61 points62 points ago

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I thought we didn't do it because we go to jail.

[–]The_designer_pro 19 points20 points ago

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then that guy aught to be hanged for this!

[–]Peregrine_x 7 points8 points ago

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ought?

[–]enderdio 2 points3 points ago

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out?

[–]Peregrine_x 0 points1 point ago

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ought?

[–]enderdio 1 point2 points ago

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hat?

[–]Peregrine_x 1 point2 points ago

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ought?

[–]enderdio 0 points1 point ago

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Galt?

[–]Yamil01 2 points3 points ago

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Cat?

[–]Peregrine_x 3 points4 points ago

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THAT'S NOT A WORD.

[–]TheAugitePawn -1 points0 points ago

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POTATO!

[–]V1ruk 4 points5 points ago

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No we don't do it, because they hire us to make bombs anyway.

And you've got to save something for retirement!

[–]deadweather 1 point2 points ago

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Worst waste of a class at A&M... trust me, we didnt learn anything.

[–]pime 1 point2 points ago

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I'm an engineer from Texas A&M. I agree that the class was a pointless waste of time, because the answer to everything was either "it depends" or "ask your supervisor".

That said, I have actually had ethical issues when working. They do exist, and I believe that an ethics class should be taught to aspiring engineers. The course content needs to be overhauled and taken more seriously, but in my opinion it's worth a semester. Unlike the cultural diversity credits.

[–]cerealbawx 0 points1 point ago

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No kidding, and we definitely never talked about bra technology...

[–]omni_wisdumb -4 points-3 points ago

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now not to be rude. BUT, this man is clearly GAY, thus explaining why bouncing boobs has not clouded his judgement and is trying to help women with this "ailment". However, i always thought everyone was a fan of bouncing boobs, even women and gays alike. lol

[–]housnap 5 points6 points ago

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No, bouncing boobs can cause back problems and it hurts. "lol"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He meant a fan of seeing big bouncey boobies. Everyone likes that.

[–]housnap 4 points5 points ago

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I was referring to his thinking that big, bouncing boobs are something that do not need to be fixed. He quotes it sarcastically as an "ailment", I was just pointing out that it's a very painful problem for some people and this guy didn't make the bra because his "judgement is clouded", but maybe he just wanted to help women. It's making men look bad, like uncaring pigs or something.

[–]omni_wisdumb 0 points1 point ago

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that's debatable. it hurting would have to be pretty rigorous bouncing, and back pain i will agree on, BUT not with any size C and under. Once you start going Ds and above. Either way my point isn't objecting the product, im pointing out that a straight guy didn't make it for comically obvious reasons.

[–]SnapelovesHarrysMom 0 points1 point ago

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Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you ought to.

It's as if people didn't pay any attention at all to Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park!!

[–]gheis -1 points0 points ago

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They're not, actually. At least, not in CompEng. As far as I know, the same goes for the rest of the departments.

I was going to finish off with something snarky, but my Xubuntu disc just finished burning and I want to get the hell out of Windows as soon as possible.

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[–]gheis 1 point2 points ago

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I had to double check this, because upon reflection it did seem odd. The way the USF CSE Department listed their ethics course on my plan is part of our final semester courses, which, at least on my sheet, aren't specifically listed because they want us to go talk to an advisor blah blah blah. Hence my foot-in-mouth statement above.

Apologies.

[–]JaggedJax 1 point2 points ago

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I was told in my ethics class(in the US) that it had to be a required course in order for the engineering department to be accredited.

[–]zeromadcowz 1 point2 points ago

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Every EE prof at UBC mentions ethics till you cry.

[–]dumbledorkus 60 points61 points ago

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"But also shows 100% more cleavage than a regular bra"

[–]hulk_krogan 67 points68 points ago

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". . .and so the Great Compromise of 2012 was struck and a new era of prosperity was ushered in with an increase of exposed breast surface area."

[–]AtomicCow 3 points4 points ago

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"I just wanted to say you have very nice uh, some very titty meat showing there."

[–]donpapillon 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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On top of that, I don't think anyone has considered that less jiggling means less stretching. firm boobs > saggy boobs. ie, a bra that adds cleavage and reduces sag sounds pretty damn boss IMO.

[–]BananaInsane121 2 points3 points ago

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I guess I can live with this trade off...

[–]Womec 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah and science is not engineering, which this is.

Since I got down-voted here is proof, engineering needs more credit.

http://spectrum.ieee.org/at-work/tech-careers/engineering-is-not-science

[–]advocatadiaboli 10 points11 points ago

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This is just a plunge bra, not some special new technology...

[–]DangerousIdeas 30 points31 points ago

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Imagine the test runs he went through.

Fits bra onto female test subject

"Ok start running!"

Boobs begin to bounce

"Fuck, thats the 6th time today!"

[–]king_of_the_universe 18 points19 points ago

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The more this invention is reflected, the more gay its inventor seems.

[–]DeadeyeDuncan 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the real interest for him was in the research... if you see what I mean...

[–]HybridEmblem 15 points16 points ago

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Repost.... this is actually made for a certain dress cut.

This is not the Apocalypse

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 0 points1 point ago

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But... jiggling boobies!

[–]smalltowngirltv 95 points96 points ago

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As a large breasted woman I would love this!

[–]Bitter_Idealist 127 points128 points ago

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As a large-breasted woman, I can tell you that they won't be made in our size.

[–]InsertOneLiner 71 points72 points ago

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As a large-breasted man I am much relieved to hear this.

[–]bang_Noir 20 points21 points ago

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If there is a God.

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[–]macuser24 25 points26 points ago

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but they don't jiggle and jump so you're fine on this one.

[–]smalltowngirltv 0 points1 point ago

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This is true..... :(

[–]Qingfu 0 points1 point ago

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so true

[–]jadeycakes 26 points27 points ago

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No joke. I clutched my chest when I read the description and said "someday" to my boobs.

[–]frozenplasma 8 points9 points ago

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As a large breasted woman, I'm depressed that it's all a sham.

[–]magicbeerbelly 4 points5 points ago

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As a large breasted man, I'm depressed.

[–]frozenplasma 1 point2 points ago

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I feel yah, bro.

[–]strorberry 15 points16 points ago

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I hope to someday live in a world where I can do jumping jacks without flinching. This bra keeps that fevered dream alive.

[–]danceydancetime 4 points5 points ago

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There's no way in hell that bra would hold my girls in.

[–]lurkerturneduser 29 points30 points ago

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Story checks out. She indicated she was a 40DDD here and provided a pic here. (SFW)

[–]SchadeyDrummer 15 points16 points ago

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Nice work, Lurk

[–]AlphaEridani 7 points8 points ago

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Remind me to never piss you off!

[–]lurkerturneduser 8 points9 points ago

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[–]housnap 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously, I'm not large breasted but I hate all the disapproval on this thread. Why can't you let us decide what we want to wear for ourselves? sad

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Because boobs are fun to watch bounce, and nipples poking out on a cold night are beautiful. Two of the little things that help us get through each horrible day.

[–]housnap 9 points10 points ago

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No thoughts for hurting backs or the pain that jolts through with each bounce? To be fair I understand what you mean, but most of these upvoted commenters seem to be seriously considering lynching this man because he's done some great "injustice" and I find that a bit ridiculous and it makes me very sad.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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No one is seriously considering anything; it's pretty clear that everyone in this thread is joking and if someone is hurting and these could help they wouldn't not let them do it. It's just funny because it's a guy inventing a cure for two 'problems' that men love. No one is actually super angry, and this isn't even a real thing .

[–]crackedpineapple 0 points1 point ago

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It was unanimously decided!

[–]Aloss 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bibimcmacky 10 points11 points ago

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Just by saying that you have revealed yourself to be a 42-year-old man.

[–]c_nt 1 point2 points ago

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I can tell you for sure that the bra in that picture is not the one that makes you stop jiggling.

I own one of these U-bra things. Their sole purpose is letting you wear ultra low cut tops without your bra showing.

As far as actual support goes there is nearly nil.

[–]Epicman -2 points-1 points ago

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Most of you "big breasts" girls are fat, I bet.

Yes we like big boobs, but I bet most of you are fat.

So you can stop vying for attention now by saying you have big boobs...we don't like flappy, fatty ones.

[–]smalltowngirltv 0 points1 point ago

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Well I can't speak for the others but I'm more than willing to provide pics.... And let u decide for yourself if I'm fat.

[–]hiwhatsupnothing 0 points1 point ago

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Do it, /r/gonewild ?

[–]smalltowngirltv 0 points1 point ago

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No nudes for me sir but here you go. http://shutter-bug--8i8.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oirh6

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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challenge accepted.

[–]smalltowngirltv 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BallisticB 14 points15 points ago

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[–]which_comet_am_i 11 points12 points ago

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It's weird going to a post you don't really remember and you see your upvotes scattered through it.

[–]nay_sayer69 12 points13 points ago

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Haven't Moss, Roy, and Jen proved that this is a terrible idea already?

[–]010101010101 5 points6 points ago

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When a moth thinks about travelling vertically upwards ...

[–]zenmity 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad somebody else remembered this.

[–]hellsnake08 31 points32 points ago

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we must bury this secret! bury it I say!

[–]jonneyboy45 6 points7 points ago

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kill it with fire!

[–]Advertisements 4 points5 points ago

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I'm downvoting this so no women who browse the front page will see.

[–]bobcat_08 5 points6 points ago

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Dear porn-addicted men: my comfort and peace of mind are more important than your cheap kicks. Besides, you have porn. You'll be fine.

[–]spambat 4 points5 points ago

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This would never hold my left breast, it's a rebel.

[–]jasmaree 5 points6 points ago

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We've been over this. That picture shows a bra made to wear with low cut tops, not a bra that stops jigglage completely (which I'd pay a fortune for).

[–]meganator0208 29 points30 points ago

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Leave it to an Aggie.

[–]Freudenschade 7 points8 points ago

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Was just thinking that. Only in College Station would someone come up with something as nefarious as that.

[–]torrid_turpitude 2 points3 points ago

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Is that it? Because that would be awesome, and actually looks quite attractive.

[–]Waterfallwoman 5 points6 points ago

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Thank the gods. I want one!

[–]MadgeWilkinson 4 points5 points ago

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Me too, I only recently learned that my boobs jiggle quite substantially when I walk. I was walking down a hallway to a full length mirror when I saw, It felt like they had betrayed me.

[–]Waterfallwoman 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god, I noticed the same way.

[–]obluda_ 1 point2 points ago

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Same here, after finding out how much those puppies bounce when I walk I just want to constantly cross my arms over my chest now. Need this bra like burning.

[–]carpescientia 3 points4 points ago

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...isn't that what a bra is supposed to do?

[–]do_not_follow 1 point2 points ago

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The more pressing question is what's up with dudes head?

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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Probably religious.

[–]armadillopoop 1 point2 points ago

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WANT. Science is my god.

[–]LifeIsTheFuture 1 point2 points ago

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anyone know where I can get one?

[–]Janake 1 point2 points ago

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Uh. No. I remember seeing this proved untrue. The bra looks fucking weird for a reason. It's because it's for girls wearing extra deep-v's.

[–]JonOstermanQ 1 point2 points ago

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C'MON 9gag posts... DOWN VOTE HIM ! ! ! He's from 9gag!

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

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I know guys love big bouncy tits but we don't like the way it feels. Sometimes we would like to do jumping jacks or jogging without feeling like we're about to dislocate a nipple. Other times we're ok with the girls jiggling about.

[–]margoslaby 1 point2 points ago

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Where. Can. I. Get. That. Bra.

[–]lchandler17 0 points1 point ago

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In the mall at a shop called SPINSTERS.

[–]beccaonice 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes, women should experience pain and discomfort for the sake of aesthetics that men prefer. Bravo.

[–]justforrazors 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god why?

[–]samissleman17 3 points4 points ago

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Quick, everyone downvote! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]deadweather 0 points1 point ago

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whoop!

[–]willehb 0 points1 point ago

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A A A WHOOP

[–]foo1219 2 points3 points ago

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Fake.

[–]Dracius 0 points1 point ago

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I find it funny that the only correct comment is being downvoted.

Does no one else remember the last 20 times this got posted? That's not a real bra, there is no such bra that does that. Someone just took a photo of a model and added the made up text, it's fiction.

Do we really have to go through this every 2 days, this whole ordeal where everyone latches onto this image as though it's fact?

[–]sceptre_wintermute 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that basically the definition of a bra already?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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when your boobs reach a certain size it gets really hard to find stylish bras that prevent this.

[–]mrhooch 1 point2 points ago

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Kudos for the Dr. Weird reference...

[–]Whoop2012 0 points1 point ago

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As an Aggie, i disapprove. Downvote for that man.

[–]lajksdgbiu 1 point2 points ago

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As a fellow Aggie, I'd like to say "Gig this, you selfish bastard!"

Not to you. You seem legit. Tell Northgate I say hello.

[–]gunitsniper2700 1 point2 points ago

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bastard probably ate at Cane's instead of Layne's.

[–]MyNailsArePurple 0 points1 point ago

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I actually like when my boobs jiggle when I walk. I was looking at them do their little dance earlier. Dance my pretties, dance!

[–]taoxi 2 points3 points ago

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I am an engineering student at Texas A&M, and on behalf of the Dwight Look College of Engineering, Texas A&M University, the state of Texas, and every other red-blooded American male, I apologize for this man's behavior.

[–]TheTwitchy 1 point2 points ago

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He WOULD be from A&M....

[–]Manhair 0 points1 point ago

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Defanging The Snake

[–]painchaa 0 points1 point ago

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[–]The_Jacobian 1 point2 points ago

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Playing free and loose with the definition of great, aren't we?

[–]SonOfSatan 0 points1 point ago

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We are studying themes of technological anxiety in english. I understand completely now.

[–]Aissur 0 points1 point ago

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Let's hope it goes down the IT Crowd route (Skip to 2:20 if you don't wanna watch the whole bra story)

[–]JordanRodkey 0 points1 point ago

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Try harder.

[–]jedimonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me , or does Michael Caine sound more and more like a guy doing a bad impression of Michael Caine these days?

[–]vinod1978 0 points1 point ago

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I'll bring the pitchforks.

[–]ZombieMMMBrains 0 points1 point ago

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He's a warlock! BURN HIM!!

[–]Chrypnkaplblsmwt 0 points1 point ago

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I totally read this in his voice...

[–]Raelah 0 points1 point ago

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Gig'em

[–]SC2_Bench 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hey, I think that guy plays magic at my card shop.

[–]6Sungods 0 points1 point ago

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Worse than Mengele.

(Too soon?)

[–]BaxterRhymes 0 points1 point ago

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He invented implants?

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

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Very nice font in the lower panel.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My concern is, why is a man inventing something a woman should have invented decades ago? I want to see more woman inventors is all. : /

[–]tenkei 0 points1 point ago

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Calvin Rickson is a dirty bastard buzzkill. Fuck him.

[–]BeefyStevey 0 points1 point ago

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No need to worry, guys, no woman would ever wear a bra that ugly.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 0 points1 point ago

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As a University of Texas alumni, I can proudly say A&M only produces vast amounts of shit. Just pure shit.

[–]lool75 0 points1 point ago

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fuck iranian nuclear scientist, this is the guy the cia need to be killing.

[–]KurodaTh 0 points1 point ago

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THE CHRISTIANS WERE RIGHT ABOUT SCIENCE!

[–]Tarhiel 0 points1 point ago

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he must be gay..

[–]sodhi 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Rick Hoffman?

[–]jonesy852 0 points1 point ago

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This will only lead to trouble.

[–]Kain292 0 points1 point ago

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FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:

[–]FoxHoundUnit89 0 points1 point ago

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Calvin Rickson is a fucking asshole.

[–]YourMomSaidHi 0 points1 point ago

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A bra that takes all the awesome out of boobs. We are calling it the UnAwesomer

[–]DotaDirt 0 points1 point ago

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"Science, all about coulda not shoulda"-patton oswalt

[–]Aled88 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOO!

[–]G1az3d 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious. You're welcome, we're science. We're all about coulda not shoulda." -Patton Oswalt

[–]the_awesome_mustache 0 points1 point ago

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freakin aggie! SIC 'EM!

[–]MisterLich 0 points1 point ago

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The traitor of mankind has shown himself.

[–]KingOfLlamas 0 points1 point ago

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Man card revoked.

[–]TNTCLRAPE 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when a school has all male cheerleaders...

[–]holley3020 0 points1 point ago

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BOOOOOOOO! WORST BRA EVER!

[–]spwncar 0 points1 point ago

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GAAAAAAAAAAY

[–]panaflax 0 points1 point ago

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wait, the "some men just want to watch the world burn" is a batman reference?! I thought it was from the book Day of the Locust... I guess batman makes more sense. sigh...

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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What an interesting way to commit suicide: death by mob. I've heard of death by cop, but this is new to me.

[–]Jared8675309 0 points1 point ago

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He must be a gay best friend.

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

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He is gay.... That is all

[–]Jcbpnl 0 points1 point ago

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Texas A&M. How'd have guessed?

[–]GuatemalnGrnade 0 points1 point ago

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The more I read comments, the more I tell myself to only look at the pictures.

[–]Obalanserad 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

[–]deadpoetic0077 -1 points0 points ago

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That man ruined the world for all heterosexual men as well as for lesbians :(

[–]MackenzieMax 0 points1 point ago

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Of course he's from A&M. They are more interested in sheep than women.

[–]NeutralAngel 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey, we just made cancer airborne and contagious! You're welcome! Science! All about coulda, not shoulda." -Patton Oswalt

[–]beatlecreedcabaret 0 points1 point ago

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WH08P! (Surely someone will get this.)

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting, but it'll need to pass the wooden roller coaster test. Those things are torture when you have large breasts.

[–]sbiatch 0 points1 point ago

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AMA request: Calvin Rickson

[–]cloudduel_13 -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know if I should upvote the second image or downvote this insanity.

[–]Riffian -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking 9gag repost, FUCK REDDIT

[–]Romnonaldao -1 points0 points ago

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No, this is PERFECT! Now it will be much easier to tell which women are not interested and which ones are showing off, and looking for action.

[–]wanking_the_monkey -1 points0 points ago

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This image needs a Scumbag Hat.

[–]sndwsn -1 points0 points ago

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Sigh... Now I gotta become religious.. Science has betrayed me

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I go to this school... I'm ashamed now.... When's UT accepting applications?

[–]PAULisLIVE -3 points-2 points ago

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This guy is the biggest embarrassment to my school, and Rick Perry is a former student.

[–]bombshellblonde27 -2 points-1 points ago

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Do you think this could be an argument dem' Christians can use against science and atheism? If it wasn't for all those accidental fate of God nipple slips how else would they stay abstinent?.. Or wait. Hhaa

[–]coldfusion079 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is the gay agenda materializing!!!!!! Next up, loose fitting speedos!!

[–]ShadyKage -2 points-1 points ago

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There is no way this man is straight. And if he is, he is trying the wrong tactics to crawl his way out of the friendzone.