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[–]Karn_evil_9 17 points18 points ago

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.. and these are the hands we're given

[–]jumpstart02 15 points16 points ago

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Use them and let's start trying...

[–]Karn_evil_9 12 points13 points ago

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To make it a place worth living in

[–]FalconTrash 0 points1 point ago

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-Genesis 5:14

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Find this on facebook?

[–]cltaylo6[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Tumblr

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[–]cltaylo6[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately, I did not see this posted months ago :(

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[–]cltaylo6[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Someone else posted a link to the "original creator" sooo..as of now, credit goes to that link

[–]caligari5150 2 points3 points ago

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Or you will get a spear through your chest.

[–]thatsmytrunks 4 points5 points ago

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That image came from here: http://sharkrobot.com/clearance/incase-of-fire-exit-before-tweeting-clearance

And it's been reposted ad infinium. :|

[–]cltaylo6[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted so hopefully you reach the top of the thread so people can see the original creator. They deserve credit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This is surprisingly relevant.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's a joke. Get the stick out of your butt.

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

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Tweeted, "Hey, woah, coworker just died! Flmes evrwhr, ttg, odjgo"

This is pretty much what I see.

[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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afk, tornado

[–]CFritZ 0 points1 point ago

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You shouldn't tweet while walking down stairs as well. Also, the figure in the sign has rather large forearms and hands.

[–]HappyDays7 0 points1 point ago

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Children on the streets using guns and knives...

[–]WatchYouSleep 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he's okay.

[–]Good-2-B-King 0 points1 point ago

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if you are stupid enough to need this sign, PLEASE do NOT reproduce....

[–]SmokeytehBear 0 points1 point ago

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Funny because fridge magnet.

[–]zop1o 0 points1 point ago

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In case of fire, break the glass and move on into your own...

[–]aWildchildo 0 points1 point ago*

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*This is the world in which we live. Don't end a sentence with a preposition.

[–]ah18255 0 points1 point ago

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Grammar Naziism has officially gone too far.

[–]skond 0 points1 point ago

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Popeye all up in twitter, yo! Ah gu gu gu gu gu.

[–]dirtywhore4cash 0 points1 point ago

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on second hand, take your time

[–]Freakin_Jedi 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read that in Phil Collin's voice?

[–]mark_ska 0 points1 point ago

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Homophobic URL

[–]musical_note -2 points-1 points ago

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this is so old and reposted everywhere, that I've seen this outside of reddit a billion times, and that was before I saw it on reddit a bunch which means I saw it before I discovered reddit 4 months ago, which means it's old.

[–]cltaylo6[S] -1 points0 points ago

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"Hey I like pointing out that I spend every second on the internet. I've seen this before and therefore so has everyone."

That's what I read :)

[–]musical_note -2 points-1 points ago

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why because I have friends on facebook that think the internet's most interesting websites are youtube, facebook, and twitter who have seen a billion times? yeah, totally

[–]ComplicitOwl -1 points0 points ago

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As opposed to what? A hundred years ago when people died in a factory fire because there were no safety standard laws? Yeah, let's go back to the GOOD OL' DAYS.