I've been lucky. All the religious nuts who used to live near me moved to retirement facilities or simply moved out, leaving apathetic or at least understanding religious types behind. It's actually been months since my last encounter with a missionary, or some demeaning commentary about heathens from neighbors who know I'm not mormon.

Yes, I do live in Utah County. Yes, I still encounter the loonies while out of my neighborhood, but at least they don't come to my house as much any more, and for that I'm thankful.