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[–]Waltzinblack 160 points161 points ago

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The original post

Unsurprising, though shameful all the same.

[–]Buhdahl 96 points97 points ago

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....An entire subreddit. Wow.

[–]hjf11393 32 points33 points ago

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With over 2,700 subscribed.

[–]perverted_justice 35 points36 points ago

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STOP JUDGING US!!!

[–]Bouse 6 points7 points ago

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I have not come to judge, I have come to join you.

And to come.

[–]RielDealJr 1 point2 points ago

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It's over 3k now.

[–]rderekp 11 points12 points ago

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I find that subreddit more frightening than spacedicks or clopclop.

[–]Ass_Dragon 5 points6 points ago

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"Clopclop? I wonder what that is."

...

[–]k4kuz0 10 points11 points ago

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I have you tagged as "likes not-typical-vanilla porn"... I swore I'd remember some of these...

[–]rderekp 2 points3 points ago

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Seems reasonable.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 0 points1 point ago

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If you do, feel free to write them down, I'm about to have a boring evening, I need to liven it up.

[–]MickyJ511 0 points1 point ago

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I have you RES tagged as "Broken Dick".

Why is this???

[–]kukamunga 8 points9 points ago

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real OP here. Thanks for crediting me. I don't mind people x-posting (I was tempted to do it myself), but it'd nice if XP put a link to the source in the comments right away.

Since this one is hosted on tumblr, I'm willing to bet he got it from the Collegehumor blog post, which cites my twitter as the source (DON'T FOLLOW IT. I NEVER USE IT. I just used it to see if I could get a response from Alison)

Why won't this damn comment post? :(

[–]Waltzinblack 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I got notified of both, and no problem.

[–]hateboss 31 points32 points ago

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Xposting is not Karma Whoring. I don't know about you, but i'm not subscribed to that uniquely obscure subreddit and thus would have never seen it.

[–]Salva_Veritate 32 points33 points ago

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I'd prefer [x-post from r/NigelThornberry] or some kind of attribution.

[–]PoisonSnow 1 point2 points ago

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Xposting isn't Xposting when you clearly act like you found it... 0 credit is given to the creator... Schools expel for this type of stuff...

[–]hateboss -1 points0 points ago

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First of all, he didn't act like he found it. Second, this isn't Wikipedia or a school there is nothing anywhere that says you have to give credit. This is a content aggregator. I don't think anyone will be running off anytime to tell the Dean of Reddit Academia about this.

[–]gadget3000 1 point2 points ago*

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It was the top comment of an /r/videos post though: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/pd4d3/smashing/

[–]Gisbourne 1 point2 points ago

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that video doesn't contain this clip.

[–]wOlfLisK 4 points5 points ago

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Theres an actual subreddit for that? Really?

[–]Waltzinblack -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, it ruins the joke if you ask me - I actually posted saying so in the original I linked to.

[–]wink047 3 points4 points ago

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[–]QuickLouis 5 points6 points ago

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Karma Whoring at its finest, there is no honor.

[–]Gramma42ton -4 points-3 points ago

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That's why I downvote fuckiNG EVERYTHING

[–]ACIIgoat 0 points1 point ago

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i love you so much for showing me this subreddit.

[–]blueberrydanish 30 points31 points ago

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TURN HER BACK GOD DAMN IT. I CAN'T FAP TO NIGEL BRIE!

[–]Acursed 7 points8 points ago

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Magic! I turned her back! http://reversegif.com/8pm

[–]blueberrydanish 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit thanks!

[–]KPW99 15 points16 points ago

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You would be shocked at how easy it is

[–]SirFappleton 15 points16 points ago

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Splashing!

[–]kukamunga 1 point2 points ago

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Splooshing!

[–]blueberrydanish 2 points3 points ago

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How easy it is to turn her back, or how easy it is to fap to nigel brie?

[–]Rockmonk 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. No. I DON"T KNOW ANYMOAR!

[–]ThisIsAFakeLink 14 points15 points ago

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Relevant smbc

[–]Maln 7 points8 points ago

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NOT YOU AGAIN.

[–]poptart2nd 2 points3 points ago

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FUCKING DAMMIT

[–]robbbbbbbbbbbb 0 points1 point ago

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I keep clicking and nothing is happening!

[–]SamWhite 0 points1 point ago

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YOU SONOFABITCH.

[–]coleaid 0 points1 point ago

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...Do I upvote for being clever, or downvote for being a dick?

[–]sprankton 1 point2 points ago

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This is why Reddit needs to implement the "sidevote".

[–]greenlalablue 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SomeMetroid 0 points1 point ago

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You can't?

[–]jbroderick 21 points22 points ago

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Blarrgh!

[–]creach66 21 points22 points ago

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Browsing /funny in class is stupid

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Doin' it right meow

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 6 points7 points ago

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Meow what is so damn funny?!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 2 points3 points ago

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Shenanigans? You guys are talking about Shenanigans right?

[–]creach66 3 points4 points ago

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I dont want a Large Farva I want a god damn liter o' cola!

[–]StickAndRudder -2 points-1 points ago

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She's not my cousin!

[–]hypnot0de -3 points-2 points ago

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Checking in

[–]potatohead_v2 5 points6 points ago

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Hey look she's pret... oh nevermind.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 10 points11 points ago

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I've waited a long time to ask this, but who is that guy and why is he interrupting my Allison Brie faptasy?

[–]Quazifuji 2 points3 points ago

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Nigel Thornberry, a character from The Wild Thornberries, a popular Nickelodeon cartoon from the late 90s/early 00s. He looks funny, has a funny voice (by Tim Curry), and frequently uses the word "smashing!" as an exclamation or adjective when he gets excited.

[–]Sutpen 20 points21 points ago

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Someone's younger than 18

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 15 points16 points ago

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I'm in my 30s.

[–]Sutpen 24 points25 points ago

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Someone's older than 18!

[–]Rockmonk 3 points4 points ago

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18's older than someone!

[–]chejrw 0 points1 point ago

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As am I, and I have been wondering the same thing. This 'Nigel' person seems to be infecting Reddit at an alarming rate, whoever he his.

[–]PoisonSnow 3 points4 points ago

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If you're going to clearly repost.. at least give some credit...

[–]UnknownArchive 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I find this .gif smashing! 3coms 123pts 1dy funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Redfoxyboy 6 points7 points ago

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My future wife!!! NOOOOO!!!!

[–]aresius 2 points3 points ago

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What are your plans with my future ex-wife?

[–]OMGitsgodzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Once I'm done with her of course.

[–]andrewsmith1986 20 points21 points ago

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This will never not be funny.

[–]ckuiper 30 points31 points ago

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[–]Quazifuji 1 point2 points ago

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I keep waiting for Nigel Thornberry gifs to stop being hilarious, but it doesn't seem to be happening. Normally after a few days a meme that made me laugh out loud at first gets tiring, but this one still gets at least a chuckle every time. I really hope it stays that way.

[–]AeoSC 1 point2 points ago

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Then you live another day. I'll be watching, andrewsmith1986.

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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:)

[–]SMAAASHING 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. Though, now i have to watch Alison Brie videos on YouTube all night long. Dammit.

[–]Elmder 1 point2 points ago

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I just want you all to know the time is nigh for making Nigel gifs. It's basically a guaranteed karma grab

[–]Xodah 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Asdayasman 5 points6 points ago

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Shit, I should know this.

Who is this, where is it from, and may I have the original, please?

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 35 points36 points ago

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[–]Coenn 6 points7 points ago

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[–]the_elmo_effect 1 point2 points ago

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They really should put a worm hole next to these things. You'd get the full effect of time travel.

[–]Nerdster 20 points21 points ago

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[–]resisttheurge 10 points11 points ago

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Specifically, S01E04 "Social Psychology."

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 15 points16 points ago

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All the people talking about fapping over her in this thread is disgusting.

Annie's pretty young; we try not to sexualise her.

[–]resisttheurge 7 points8 points ago

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Ugh, don't get high on your own drama.

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 10 points11 points ago

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HIIIGH ON MY OWWWN DRAAAMA?!!?

[–]Rockmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Hint: Username.

[–]resisttheurge 6 points7 points ago*

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Hint: this is now a reference thread.

But fair enough.

(edit for extra references)

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 3 points4 points ago

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You were downvoted for some reason. This is precisely what I was referencing.

[–]resisttheurge 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, good. No worries, downvoting happens to the best of us.

[–]Rockmonk 1 point2 points ago

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I upboated the hell outta both of you.

[–]aterlumen 0 points1 point ago

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I'm confused, Alison is 29.

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 2 points3 points ago

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It's a quote from Community where her character is 18-20 throughout the run, and the youngest in the core group of characters.

It's just some very ironic lampshading on the writers' part, because she's easily one of the most sexualised characters on the show.

Cause, let's get serious, it's kind of impossible for her not to bring some of that to a role.

[–]Dizmn 0 points1 point ago

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No fapping over a girl until she's 50.

[–]ownworldman 0 points1 point ago

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Males masturbating to attractive female? You creeps!

[–]cannabist -2 points-1 points ago

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FUCK YOU WHITE KNIGHT

[–]Weazillaz 4 points5 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner...

[–]Sexytoss 3 points4 points ago

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No...No! Alison Brie is an untouchable goddess! IS NO ONE SAFE FROM NIGEL THORNBERRY!

[–]stickz10 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BlazefireSaber 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]Jvlivs 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why i even try anymore...

I first started avoiding Nigel, I mean, he was everywhere. Whenever I saw a princess from a disney movie, he would be there. Whenever some romantic scene began, he would be there... whenever I... wanted to fap to hot women, he would be there.

Eventually I just stopped trying to avoid him. I began fapping to him since there was no alternative. Now, Nigel is my everything. Whether I like it or not, he is inside me... He has raped my soul and left me with nothing but hollow feelings. until the end of time I will curse him, but also, alas, I will love him.

[–]forevabronze 2 points3 points ago

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wasn't that meme dead?

[–]whatIwasntlistening 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, that's why it's becoming popular on Reddit.

[–]steverngallo 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD. Start the GIF and this at the same time.

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first repost I've ever witnessed on reddit! And surprisingly it was from a rather obscure subreddit.

[–]FrankTruman 0 points1 point ago

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I DIE EVERY SINGLE TIME

[–]PsychoNitro 0 points1 point ago

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LOL! Wasn't expecting that!

[–]Nigel_A_Thornberry 0 points1 point ago

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I STRIKE AGAIN!

[–]Nornal 0 points1 point ago

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Watch his eyes, I think he just looked at me!

[–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 0 points1 point ago

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I had a erection...then the gif. started over and it was Alison Brie again.

[–]DrHenryPym 0 points1 point ago

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NO! No, no, no, no, no. No! NO!

[–]frlvette 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, now I'm going to have nightmares.

[–]kinuman93 0 points1 point ago

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...you BASTARD!

[–]mathmexican4234 0 points1 point ago

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I still don't fucking get this meme.

[–]mynameisrainer 0 points1 point ago

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Well played

[–]dubsackdude 0 points1 point ago

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you took a beautiful thing and ruined it!

[–]Alivegeek 0 points1 point ago

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Literally scared all the fuck right out of me. Iama man with no fuck ask me anything

[–]Mr_Question 0 points1 point ago

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HE STRIKES AGAIN!

[–]AndyYankee17 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow, nigel thornberry, so funny.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck. These things are back.

[–]sonofsandman 0 points1 point ago

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Repost from yesterday. Shame...

[–]TidusShoot2Kill 0 points1 point ago

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holy FUCK this joke needs to die off. it wasnt funny to begin with

[–]MrCarver360 0 points1 point ago

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M-my God...What have you done!?

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[deleted]

[–]Thorbinator 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Univirsul 1 point2 points ago

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Even after reading the title I still wasn't expecting it.

[–]kaaspannekoek 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mcampe1 0 points1 point ago

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noooooOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO! NO! ....no.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 0 points1 point ago

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This...this...just...not poor Annie!

[–]Sergeant_Hartman 0 points1 point ago

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Has the average redditor become much younger? Or am I getting old? I just can't see how adding a cartoon face to something makes it even the slightest bit witty or comical.

[–]that_guitar_guy 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit now I have to watch community

[–]grammaton 0 points1 point ago

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Boner-to-flacid in one gif.

[–]ravingprivatecyan 0 points1 point ago

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You've just made my shitty day somewhat bearable. Thank you!

[–]Da5id432 0 points1 point ago

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NO, I HATE YOU. LEAVE ALLISON ALONE

[–]link287 -2 points-1 points ago

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This meme can die at any time.....

[–]assblaster7 -1 points0 points ago

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Consider my dreams haunted.

[–]z3r0n3 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm appalled that anyone would cover up Brie's face.

[–]claymonsta -1 points0 points ago

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I SAY!

[–]BleuEspion -1 points0 points ago

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I hate you for what you have done. You monster.

[–]lawlshane -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for contributing to the drivel

[–]bison999 -4 points-3 points ago

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Im guessing nigel is the newest obssession on reddit haha

[–]theoneiwantedwasgone -4 points-3 points ago

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And I am absolutely okay with that.

[–]bison999 -1 points0 points ago

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Not there is anything wrong with that, i was just asking haha it really go "smashing"!

[–]Honey_Otter -2 points-1 points ago

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If the title hadn't given away the joke this would have been even funnier

[–]machetedamadman -2 points-1 points ago

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Please don't do that to Annie ever again. That is all

[–]Allexan -2 points-1 points ago

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

;A;

[–]bibshall -1 points0 points ago

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We need a subreddit for these. I love them :D

[–]Streakiest -1 points0 points ago

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oh god he's back

hide

[–]mdurigan -1 points0 points ago

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never gets old

[–]chrom_ed -1 points0 points ago

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It is now impossible to tell the difference between r/funny and r/wtf.

[–]AryanNinja -1 points0 points ago

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Welp, won't ever be able to look at Annie the same way again. Well done, jerk.

[–]mcmurphy1 -3 points-2 points ago

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Top comment isn't about having a weird boner?

[–]mangoset -2 points-1 points ago

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HOW DARE YOU!

[–]kezdog92 -2 points-1 points ago

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Just like a coiled viper...he strikes!

[–]Malannan -2 points-1 points ago

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In honor of Dave Chappelle, she makes me want to "beat my dick like it owes me money." - ಠ_ಠ