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[–]intrudingturtle 77 points78 points ago

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This was probably Rebecca Black.

[–]BlueInGreen 48 points49 points ago

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My money's on Rick Perry.

[–]cheatochris13 34 points35 points ago

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[–]Detka 1 point2 points ago

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Who has their office desk right in front of an elevator?

[–]MarzEz 0 points1 point ago

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That video made my day.

[–]DonaldMcRonald 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he has had people put to death before.

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[–]Cwaynejames 12 points13 points ago

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Quit ruining it for everyone by mentioning Nickelback, man.

[–]joehillen 2 points3 points ago

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It's all fun and games until somebody Nicklebacks.

[–]Idontwantkarma 0 points1 point ago

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the game

[–]pcattoo 0 points1 point ago

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Who is nickelback? Are they good? Should I go listen to them?

[–]Damianvv 1 point2 points ago

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She has a lot of work to do.

[–]flavasava -1 points0 points ago

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The deaths that resulted would amount to a genocide

[–]MattyAmerica1 93 points94 points ago

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It always cracks me up when the internet becomes someone's reality (said the redditor to a bunch of redditors)

[–]firefox3d 46 points47 points ago

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That's funny. Hey, let's all go look at pictures of girls exposing themselves for karma now.

[–]The_designer_pro 17 points18 points ago

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sounds good to me

[–]Safari_Ken 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, karma is cheaper than dinner!

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 43 points44 points ago

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Jay and Silent Bob are gonna strike back

[–]gaelorian 33 points34 points ago

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"YOU are the ones who are the ball-lickers!"

[–]psyon 14 points15 points ago

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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

[–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

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We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey.

[–]SmartAssX 1 point2 points ago

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How many people wanna kick some ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l1_8wefR7c

[–]Syujinkou 18 points19 points ago

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This guy will LOVE reddit.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 28 points29 points ago

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Dislike all the videos!

I want a mob of angry people coming to kill me.

Will make my purchase of hand grenades worthy!

[–]lappalappa[S] 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Ron_Mahogany -3 points-2 points ago

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All that I can dislike!!! ALL!!!!!! mwahahahaahaha!

[–]tombombcrongadil 9 points10 points ago

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[–]LoganPhyve 3 points4 points ago

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Ha, this is exactly what I thought. Get big money and buy the info from the site :)

[–]skippy619 2 points3 points ago

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Here's some advice for you, young Jimmy.

Make better videos.

[–]emmyshangalang 2 points3 points ago

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Well, might as well just post my details now and help that Jimmy Kid.

[–]MyStupidQuestion 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mycatguinness 1 point2 points ago

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RIP

[–]mycatguinness 1 point2 points ago

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RIP

[–]mycatguinness 1 point2 points ago

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Rest In Peace.

[–]FroschizzleNizzle 1 point2 points ago

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it's too bad her father died :(

[–]Hall0wed 1 point2 points ago*

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Fangirls be crazy.

[–]KarmakazeNZ 1 point2 points ago

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Don't be a pussy. Just make sure you're piggy-backing on that nice old woman next doors' open wireless and you'll be fine.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Alright - who the fuck downvoted this link? I also need help tracking down redditors addresses and getting hold of semi-automatic weapons.

[–]jcarules 3 points4 points ago

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I really hope that's a joke, otherwise, that person needs to get a life.

[–]Rawmin 13 points14 points ago

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I'd say the odd of it not being a joke are slim to none.

[–]DMTryp 3 points4 points ago

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I can empathize with that person. Usually when I comment in /r/Dallas, I get downvoted. It's almost becoming to a fault.

[–]Cozmo23 4 points5 points ago

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As a resident of Dallas I tagged you "May try to murder me"

[–]DMTryp 3 points4 points ago

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I'm an Eagle Scout so I imagine it wouldn't be difficult.

[–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

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Why can't /r/Dallas be about the 1980s television series?

[–]Onslow_Skils 1 point2 points ago

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that person needs to get a life.

Or take one...

[–]MrFatalistic -2 points-1 points ago

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I've had people on reddit use my nick to track me down and to try to make obscure threats, always funny how you people like to act like this shit is so above you.

[–]jcarules 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I'm above it. It just seems like a waste of energy.

[–]shutup721 1 point2 points ago

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Imagine if redditors gained those abilities...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I wish I knew this vid. I would blast it like Randall.

[–]yeshwanthyk 0 points1 point ago

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Well. at the very least it is the most effective way of crying out for help!!

[–]WeeWeePeePeePooPoo 1 point2 points ago

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I think the most effective way of crying out for help is to hide turd logs in the pockets of pants that people aren't wearing.

[–]qu1ckbeam 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a cry for help, that's a cry for an asskicking.

[–]WeeWeePeePeePooPoo 1 point2 points ago

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Haha a well deserved, totally worth it, asskicking.

[–]brazalien 0 points1 point ago

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It's much easier to find the people who down voted. Their ip though :/

[–]Mohimba 2 points3 points ago

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if rebecca black finds out, we are all in deep trouble.

[–]good_communicader 1 point2 points ago

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She has a certain set of skills.

[–]Juggernog 0 points1 point ago

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She will find us...

[–]JimmyBananers 0 points1 point ago

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But seriously how?

[–]lappalappa[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

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When he finds out, i'd like to apply this method... to my instant downvoters. looks you in the eye

[–]SolarFederalist 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out, we got a badass over here.

[–]Hart_Les 0 points1 point ago

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Shit... should I be worried?

[–]Aldesso 0 points1 point ago

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From now on im disliking every video i see and place tripmines at all entrypoints of my house

[–]franick1987 0 points1 point ago

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Oh what can go wrong if facebook implements this feature that we know will reveal everyone who likes and dislikes things /sarcasm.

[–]M3wThr33 0 points1 point ago

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This is possible if you have your social settings configured to post on FB or Twitter when you like or dislike a video.

[–]pixelbulbasaur 0 points1 point ago

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Report abuse

[–]suddenly_ponies 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Everyoneheresamoron 0 points1 point ago

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I love jokes like this. That way if a murder occurs near the person's house, the police can just point at this Ask Yahoo question and prove intent.

[–]JLHarvHarv 0 points1 point ago

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I like jimmy.

[–]Geno098 0 points1 point ago

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126 people "shot themselves" in the head.

[–]astro2039194 0 points1 point ago

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My theory is Nickleback

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WATCH OUT GUYS HE KNOWS YOUR IP ADDRESSES!

[–]Tyrien 0 points1 point ago

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I kinda want to be the attempted victim of a headline title "Disgruntled YouTube contributor hunts down user who disliked video."

[–]Lonelan 0 points1 point ago

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3 people were never heard from again...

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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This is akin to how I feel when pyros don't spy-check my engie nest on TF2.

[–]johnny_gunn 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't funny.

[–]gennarocc 0 points1 point ago

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I hear they do the same thing with up/down votes.

[–]psyonic_wave 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to say that sounds like Dwight Schrute...but he already knows how to do that.

[–]QuinguaTaichou 0 points1 point ago

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Usually I see things in /r/WTF that I think belong in /r/funny. But this is something in /r/funny that I think belongs in /r/WTF.

[–]Kataar 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, the guy is from yahoo answers.

[–]goodbible 0 points1 point ago

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How do you find out the exact users who downvoted your Reddit comment?

Also, how to locate someone by their ip address, and how to kill their cats.

[–]drunkkidcatholic 0 points1 point ago

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I have the exact same thought process when someone down votes me on reddit...

[–]Cjguitarguy 0 points1 point ago

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Jimmy's gonna get you Kramer!

[–]epicpotatofrussia 0 points1 point ago

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I used to dislike videos 'til I took a sword to the chest.

[–]TulinKei 0 points1 point ago

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Youtube comments fail. Simple as.

[–]zLeq -2 points-1 points ago

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Justin Bieber has finally noticed the dislikes on his music video.

[–]The_designer_pro -1 points0 points ago

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i wanna do that to the guys who downvote something funny i post as soon as i post it here! I will know who you are asswipe!

[–]Andy_1 2 points3 points ago

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I was saying boo-urns.

[–]rodtang -4 points-3 points ago

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I dislike all the videos I come over, great target practice.