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[–]ref5022 83 points84 points ago

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Thought this looked familiar.

[–]StarvingSquirrel 12 points13 points ago

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Love the relevancy of the title..."the only original content i have to give"

[–]RUIN570 12 points13 points ago

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I also could recognized it... How could you forget something like that.

[–]RedAnarchist 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ref5022 2 points3 points ago

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Ahhh, that is what I remembered so vividly.

[–]orange_jooze 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, the ironing!

[–]Dragzorath 0 points1 point ago

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I instantly recognized it. WTF is wrong with /r/WTF? Posting stuff that are only WTF if misinterpreted and should belong to /r/funny, now RE-POSTING /r/funny content.

[–]Buckwheat469 1 point2 points ago

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2 months ago. The repost bots are getting pushy now.

[–]eruisto 6 points7 points ago

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You are mistaken, sir. 2 months on the internet is an eternity.

[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

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how long does it feel like you've had your reddit account?

[–]eruisto 2 points3 points ago

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3.5 eternities, actually...

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

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dang, it feels like i made mine like a month ago or something.

[–]eruisto 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it feels both like I started redditing only yesterday and many moons ago.

[–]slightly_deceptive 9 points10 points ago

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It's an Illusion Michael!

[–]tastytang 5 points6 points ago

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No Michael, an illusion is something a whore does ... oh, wait.

[–]MacheteGuy -1 points0 points ago

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Or candy...?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Apparently turtle tracking technology isn't compatible with the bird platform

[–]Bootprint 1 point2 points ago

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or the turtle is making a run for it and transfered it to the bird.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If the bird is alerting us to the escape attempt - does that make him a stool pigeon?

[–]uber_noober_ 13 points14 points ago

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hope he gets well soon.

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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He should. He has the balloon.

[–]magicalmilk 4 points5 points ago

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nuuuuu I love pigeons!

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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And I love milk.

[–]magicalmilk 0 points1 point ago

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Well me too

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Any word on whether he got better?

[–]dann2707 -1 points0 points ago

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No, he's dead.

[–]fudgyhoops 3 points4 points ago

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Well wasn't that anti-climactic.

[–]b47m4n -1 points0 points ago

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Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition

[–]ReconKitten 3 points4 points ago

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Hope he gets well soon

[–]FerrariThug 6 points7 points ago

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This is old as fuck

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

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Do you know any backstory?

[–]FerrariThug 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry it's been a while and I don't remember.

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[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Because pigeons spontaneously spout balloons when they die.

[–]skylrk 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually older than fuck! Which is hard to believe because, you know, fuck is like the oldest thing ever.

[–]redditor15597 2 points3 points ago

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its the thought that counts. right?

[–]lumnar 2 points3 points ago

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i think i'm going to cry :(

[–]TharSheVotes 1 point2 points ago

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Aww! I once saw a pigeon dying on a road… get run over by three cars who didn't give a shit. That crunch will stay with me forever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As a kid I sat in a card that drove over a cat. I can still feel myself going over that bump.

[–]GC022 2 points3 points ago

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A card?

[–]jiaxi 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant Story: One time my dad ran over a squirrel and we all in the car heard a big crunch. My mom sadly said "He had a nut in it's mouth".

[–]caffinated_logic 1 point2 points ago

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We must immediately ban all ballons for all time! a single bird has died due to our reckless human behavior! Anyone caught making, distributing or using balloons will face a minimum 20 year sentence. We cannot allow the suffering of pigeons to continue!

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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Hey.

Stop it.

That's my gig.

[–]inventingnothing 1 point2 points ago

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So, he was sick and a pigeon friend gave him a "Get Well Soon" balloon?

[–]Pigeon_Logic 1 point2 points ago

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No, he was dead when given the balloon. It will make him get better soon.

[–]inventingnothing 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for over 2 years, name strangely relevant.

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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What can I say, this thread is a goldmine for me. But I must use my powers for good, responsibility etc.

[–]Dead_Skull 2 points3 points ago

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Did he died?

[–]skylrk 3 points4 points ago

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I thinks he do.

[–]rehnis 2 points3 points ago

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It's his birthday

[–]opus666 1 point2 points ago

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It's his cakeday? Is this his karma-whoring post?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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RIP

[–]NotElizaHenry 2 points3 points ago

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This picture is a perfect barometer for whether I'm PMSing or not.

[–]Creeggsbnl 1 point2 points ago

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I'm laying down in bed with my caique perched on my head sleeping as I clicked on this. Woke him up to give him neck scratch as I didn't want to kill him a la this pigeon by giving him a hug.

[–]QueenPigeon 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamn it, I sent a full bouquet!

[–]Scarlet- 1 point2 points ago

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This is a repost. The OP took this in Las Vegas minute away from the University of Nevada, Las Vegas.

[–]name2invalid 1 point2 points ago

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Is it sick that I laughed at this? Am I going to that pretend world we call Hell?

[–]Icalasari 2 points3 points ago

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If it isn't pretend, then all the best people are going there anyways, so...

[–]LostNbound 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd so hard at this

[–]metarugia 0 points1 point ago

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Same, I'm not sure if thats good or bad though.

[–]featheredFrenzy 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of when I was in Elementary school, and one day after leaving my 1st grade class to go home, I saw a dead bird near the doors. I went back inside, folded a piece of paper in half, and wrote a card for the poor thing. Mainly, I remember writing on the front of it "I'm sorry you died", and I put it under the corpse. Good times.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it possible that in a twist of fate, the pigeon flew into the Get Well balloon that was flying high in the sky, got wrapped up and strangled? Then the balloon and dead pigeon came falling down to the ground?

[–]TheGreasyFerret 0 points1 point ago

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This is how may day feels so far...

[–]Pidgeon223 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]dfektiv 0 points1 point ago

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Poor pigeon? But he's got a balloon! No one gives me balloons.

[–]Xenophontis 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't very WTF.

[–]SilverSupaBullet 0 points1 point ago

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Garry's Mod anyone?

[–]Ithewholethingtwice 0 points1 point ago

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LOOKS LIKE A PARTY ANIMAL!

[–]foreverwithcats 0 points1 point ago

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U ok?

[–]jackwoww 0 points1 point ago

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Cause of death: irony.

[–]Shepher 0 points1 point ago

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I will pray for him

[–]MessageAnxiety 0 points1 point ago

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NO! This image is sacred. DO NOT REPOST.

[–]scmger 0 points1 point ago

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i hope he's feeling better

[–]hotcakez 0 points1 point ago

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that poooooor pidge!

[–]Nahtan 0 points1 point ago

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We got an update on this pigeon?

[–]iMakePie 0 points1 point ago

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Never forget

[–]friendlyhumanist 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]pigeonpanic 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–]madmanboobs -1 points0 points ago*

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I frowned at this for about 10 seconds, then burst into laughter.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is this a true story?

[–]amber90 2 points3 points ago

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[–]whateverisay -2 points-1 points ago

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Poor repost...

[–]kbox -1 points0 points ago

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I won't lie, i'd piss myself if i see that.

[–]slaitaar -1 points0 points ago

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Amazing stuff, thanks for sharing!

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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That's hilarious!

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[–]madmanboobs 4 points5 points ago

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Tying a balloon to a dead bird? TERRIBLE. Punching a guy in the throat? Totally cool.

[–]MadLintElf -2 points-1 points ago*

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[–]BettyMcBoob -3 points-2 points ago

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I laughed so hard