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[–]vitamenc 216 points217 points ago

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What a badass name.

"Hi, my name is Jackson Galaxy. Allow me to BLOW YOUR MIND"*

*withmyknowledgeofinformationaboutcats

[–]aco620 40 points41 points ago

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Not to mention that badass facial hair. I imagine it moves and reshapes itself as he speaks to you, which naturally happens telepathically.

[–]MadNuke 7 points8 points ago

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I like your brain.

[–]epicGOPfail 23 points24 points ago

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this situation calls for Confuse a Cat

[–]Snoopyalien24 12 points13 points ago

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CATFACTS.COM

[–]roccosrant 17 points18 points ago

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And he looks exactly like someone named Jackson Galaxy. He's going to be the next Ruby Rod.

[–]michaelzelen 6 points7 points ago

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supergreen

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 5 points6 points ago

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knowledge of information

wat

[–]sideone 8 points9 points ago

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Do you not have knowledge of information? I am aware information exists.

[–]1point5mm 2 points3 points ago

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Adding this name to my repertoire of fake names I give to people at bars. Others include: Elliot Freedom

[–]Gate28 1 point2 points ago

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My personal favorite is Jack Package.

[–]rwhitisissle -4 points-3 points ago

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Doesn't the very nature of knowledge necessitate having information. That being the case, "knowledgeofinformationaboutcats" is redundant. You could just say "knowledgeofcats" or "informationaboutcats" and it would mean the same thing.

[–]monevus 18 points19 points ago

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You do not correct Jackson Galaxy.

[–]rwhitisissle 0 points1 point ago

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I just feel that the statement could have been more streamlined.

[–]seanbear[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Well without knowledge of the information about cats you could be informed but not knowledgeable. I, for one, welcome our new cat behavioural consultant overlords.

[–]TemetNosce 65 points66 points ago

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His tv show on animal planet called "my cat from hell" is pretty damn funny!

[–]malaia 39 points40 points ago

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I turned on the tv yesterday and that show was on. I couldn't change the channel and ended up watching 2 hours of it. Best show ever.

[–]Beeslo 7 points8 points ago

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Same thing happened to my wife and I. We just couldn't stop. I loved how everyone said the same thing: "I wasn't expecting him to look like that!"

[–]jannabell 4 points5 points ago

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After you get over the initial shock, I think it begins to make sense that someone who identifies as a "cat whisper" would look like that.

[–]malaia 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed so hard when one lady said "I was expecting an old crazy cat man"

[–]machzel08 8 points9 points ago

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I did the same only i used it as a distraction from cleaning. my cat sat and watched with me haha.

[–]D14BL0 4 points5 points ago

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My cat watched the Puppy Bowl halftime show.

It was odd.

[–]GroovyBoomstick 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Berdiie 9 points10 points ago

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I always feel like an ass when I slow blink my cats, but it works so well.

[–]earfffffffffff 6 points7 points ago

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There was a marathon on the other night. In one scene he shines a black light in the couples bedroom he was visiting in order to find spots where the cat had been spraying, and then he went to their bed to reveal stains all over the bed. The couple got really awkward when that happened.

[–]LoLoxo 3 points4 points ago

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I LOVE that show! He knows his shit.

[–]Flerbizky 1 point2 points ago

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And he carries his "instruments" in a guitar case!..

[–]DrQuarters 2 points3 points ago

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This is the outline for every episode of that show:

How bad is the situation?

Let me try making myself as small as possible.

That didn't work. I'm going to offer the cat my glasses so it knows my scent.

The cat has rejected both of my approaches, IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

We have to build things to make the cat seem taller and bigger.

I'm done destroying your house, bye!

[–]Locak 0 points1 point ago

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Too funny. Stop it.

[–]smilingarmpits 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear Richard Lewis demanding credit for that.

[–]ajw827 40 points41 points ago

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Alien guy step aside. It appears we have a new contender.

[–]I_like_owls 22 points23 points ago

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[–]Taniwha_NZ 22 points23 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking. Also "What the fuck is wrong with his face" and "His head looks more like an egg than an egg does".

Then I noticed his name and said a small prayer for the passing of 'aliens' guy whose name is just some greek gibberish.

[–]orgadam 4 points5 points ago

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A mew contender

[–]mgh245 1 point2 points ago

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They've got to be roommates.

[–]lazf 44 points45 points ago

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dat facial hair

[–]dxxxtravisxxxb 13 points14 points ago

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resembles my ass

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 18 points19 points ago

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Your ass has pointy sideburns? You must be popular with the ladies.

[–]slayer8a 1 point2 points ago

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Does your ass prefer a monocle?

[–]NELCgeek 2 points3 points ago

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Side burns AND a neck beard? Bold choice.

[–]bordercollieflower 3 points4 points ago*

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He is a friend of my family. Ever look at his sleve tattoos? Yeah, they're all cats.

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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He reminds me of Wooly Willy

[–]ironw00d 31 points32 points ago

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"I know a thing or two about pussy"

[–]seanbear[S] 19 points20 points ago

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I'm not the only one who reads his name out loud like a stadium announcer, right? I just can't imagine his name could be said at a lower volume.

[–]gojirra 6 points7 points ago

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Or a 1950's comic book voice.

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[–]Arternative1 1 point2 points ago

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Lemme know if his hairstylist will be there so I can get my hair did too.

[–]Omfgcheese 0 points1 point ago

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This made me lol at work.

[–]larvyde 12 points13 points ago

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Is this the guy behind cat facts..?

[–]Azn_Bwin 11 points12 points ago

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I think he should do an AmA on reddit

[–]bordercollieflower 14 points15 points ago

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I bet I could get him to. My fiancee is friends with him.

[–]nannal 6 points7 points ago

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The joy of reddit is that we all know everyone by proxy

[–]choc_is_back 4 points5 points ago

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It's like the 6 degrees thing reduced to 4 for everybody:

you -> reddit -> some redditor who knows -> the famous person

[–]mgh245 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking do it!

[–]bordercollieflower 5 points6 points ago

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I'm texting his gf right now

[–]Kurskovich 3 points4 points ago

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You are a god.

[–]seanbear[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Wait a minute.. his girlfriend?

[–]bordercollieflower 0 points1 point ago

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That is generally what gf stands for.

[–]MrKimimaru 6 points7 points ago

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Seriously, how badass can this guy get? His name is awesome, his beard is awesome, his job is awesome. Hell, he doesn't even look like he gives a shit how awesome he is, because he's just that awesome.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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AMA REQUEST: JACKSON GALAXY

[–]LetsGoMan 13 points14 points ago

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Dont doubt him, he is the cat badass. "My cat from hell" is incredibly entertaining to watch.

[–]BuzKilingtn 4 points5 points ago

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This is coming from a redditor.

[–]LetsGoMan 0 points1 point ago

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Then you know I'm right.

[–]CrystalCorbin 1 point2 points ago

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I have an evil cat and we have been using his tactics. We almost have him under control -.-

[–]ccdnl1 4 points5 points ago

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I just watched 2 hours of that show yesterday. I learned so much. I AM READY FOR PETS. I AM READYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]magillashuwall 7 points8 points ago

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Telling people to build shelves.

[–]coffeeschnaub 10 points11 points ago

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That or feather on a string. Works every... fucking... time.

Infact every episode is the same: IF YOU'RE NOT A DICK TO YOUR CAT, THE CAT WON'T BE A DICK TO YOU.

[–]tcherny_baran 6 points7 points ago

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He definately looks like someone who'd be named "Jackson Galaxy" all right.

[–]Wahrheit 2 points3 points ago

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Jackson Galaxy.

[–]ch0colate_malk 2 points3 points ago

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He has waaaay to many kinds of facial hair

[–]bluequail 2 points3 points ago

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I am not a big cat enthusiast, and I rarely catch his show, but I have watched it a few times, and he usually does pretty good. But I taped one last night about a cat named "Penny Lane". He final determination? The cat was fucking nuts, get her on drugs (and if you watch him, you know he is into holistic stuff). Anyhow, if you can catch that episode, you ought to, it was hilarious. I am saving the one I have for when the husband gets home.

[–]Technoslave 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, my gf has this as one of those Tivo auto record things, so I've been watching this since it started, and I was really surprised he suggested medication for the cat. Guess there are some pussys that are just screwy.

See what I did there

[–]ipoopedthebed 2 points3 points ago

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This guy really helps people! Fuck yea!!! Cat guy!

[–]fabberkraut 2 points3 points ago

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Does your head has to be shaped like that to get that awesome job?

[–]XLR8TER 8 points9 points ago

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That awkward moment when I'm a Cat Nutritional Consultant.

[–]LazloHollifeld 4 points5 points ago

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I've got a cat that has tons of energy and runs around being a butt all day... What could you recommend to make her lethargic and docile all day?

[–]XLR8TER 3 points4 points ago*

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It doesn't work that way,

Most of the time that Cats are lethargic, it actually means that they are receiving improper nutrition, have arthritis, or have possibly contracted Lyme's disease.

There is no healthy dietary change that can reduce a cat's energy levels.

There are naturally docile cats, but you can't change your cat's personality.

My recommendation is buy him/her a toy that they can chase, or if you need to make him/her more passive immediately, try giving it a catnip filled toy, or even try a pheromone aerator.

The latter can be more expensive.

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[–]XLR8TER 0 points1 point ago

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My personal suggestion would be "Comfort Zone" brand

I can personally vouch that it works on my cat.

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[–]XLR8TER 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't suggest it.

[–]Alytia 1 point2 points ago

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Premium dry foods that are high in grains. Are they really worse than the high protein variety?

[–]XLR8TER 0 points1 point ago

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For cats? Most certainly. I personally use the "EVO" brand wet food which ensures that it is 95% meat. Cats are carnivores, but can digest small amounts of vegetables and grains.

Always be sure to read the nutrition facts, commercials and packaging can lie to you, and twist facts. The nutrition panel can not.

Also, avoid corn and any dairy that came from a cow.

[–]Alytia 0 points1 point ago

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High five, fellow EVO user! I use the dry type myself. :)

[–]fishebulb 2 points3 points ago

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So does he just basically repeat this: "They are cats, there is absolutely no rhyme or reason for anything they do"

[–]Rcp_43b 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like every answer to one of the people would be a backhand to the face followed by screaming "because it's a fucking CAT, no one knows why they do what they do!"

[–]demianjohnston 1 point2 points ago

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I can't figure out which part of this picture to love more. The guy, his title or his name...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That dude's facial hair looks like what old movies thought cyber punks would look like in the distant future.

[–]MozDaisy 1 point2 points ago

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Really hate his sideburns.

[–]dalyhk 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, I couldn't read any words....too distracted by facial hair.

[–]V4refugee 1 point2 points ago

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I am also a cat behavior expert ama.

[–]some1american 1 point2 points ago

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What did you have to major in in college?

[–]V4refugee 0 points1 point ago

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Psychology(behavioral/developmental) probably if you are serious. To claim being an expert however you just have to claim you are an expert.

[–]shteeve 1 point2 points ago

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Cool name, cool job, cool hair?

No, I don't think so.

[–]CrabbyMonday 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like modified Giorgio Tsoukalos

[–]jklpuzo 1 point2 points ago

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With a WAY cooler/easier name

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Damn, that guy's got more head than Peter North.

[–]vwsmurfy 1 point2 points ago

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What am I doing here?

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 1 point2 points ago

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Even he doesn't know why they will walk into your room, completely lose their shit, and run back out.

[–]Juliolink 1 point2 points ago

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Derpy galaxy.

[–]MrPoletski 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't he post on here as I_COUNSEL_CATS

[–]PortConflict 1 point2 points ago

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Is he behind CatFacts.org?

[–]Gnux 1 point2 points ago

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Worst. Beard. Ever. But I guess it is the price he has to pay for doing such a cool job…

[–]IcyBrandy 1 point2 points ago

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Someone bring the guy that smells weed for a living! Do it!

[–]reddisetreddit 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention he invented Reddit.

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

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Gentlemen, we have just discovered reddit's true messiah.

[–]sundayultimate 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if the facial hair comes with the job

[–]castellammare 1 point2 points ago

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And part-time conehead.

[–]smilingarmpits 1 point2 points ago

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Imagine the pick up lines by this guy...

"Honey, this is Captain Jackson and you and I'm gonna make you see the galaxy..."

wink wink

[–]DIGGYRULES 1 point2 points ago

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I saw him before. He carries around a guitar case...but when he opens it, there is no guitar in it. Just cat toys. True story.

[–]faceroll 1 point2 points ago

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Jet Black?

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Wow

[–]rDr4g0n 1 point2 points ago

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Here's every episode: "Your cat needs a high-up perch to sit on."

[–]Wappidoo 1 point2 points ago

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Best. Sideburns. Ever.

[–]deixempassaromaior 1 point2 points ago

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I'd rather be a penguinologist

[–]pynkgodde55 2 points3 points ago

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I love this show and Jackson but it scares me that on every show his advice is 1: clean the litter box, 2: play with the damn thing, and 3: put shelves up. I'm pretty sure 1 & 2 should be intuitive.

[–]some1american 0 points1 point ago

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Shelves? Why shelves?

[–]SaneesvaraSFW 2 points3 points ago

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Where else would you put your stuff?

[–]Technoslave 0 points1 point ago

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Most cats enjoy being up high so they can survey their domain. It's all part of their mental faculty, if you do that plus other things = happy cat.

Also, don't be a scared shit when dealing with cats...these people on the show that are so scared, I laugh at them so hard.

[–]babyqueball718 0 points1 point ago

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I've had cats my whole life, but one put fear in me. My cousin gave me her cat a couple years ago after my former kitty had to be put down (miss you Grace Face). So I changed her name and prepared to love the shit outta her. Well, she turned crazy. I was legitimately scared she was going to hurt me. I even hid under my covers once because she got so violent. Finally, she chilled out and I love her oodles.

TL;DR I used to hide under my covers from my violent cat. She's better now.

[–]Caseyjohnson 2 points3 points ago

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I wish i had a sweet ass name like JACK GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]jackanapes8 2 points3 points ago

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Best. Facial Hair. Ever

[–]FrostWave 1 point2 points ago

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His head looks like an egg.

[–]Dolgthvari 1 point2 points ago

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Best sideburns ever.

[–]slantedshacks 1 point2 points ago

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I love cats 101!

[–]thedoomsong 1 point2 points ago

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That's exactly how I would picture him.

[–]msubirdie 1 point2 points ago

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Ha.I just caught this show yesterday. First thing I thought of was how reddit was going to love him.

[–]chonnes 1 point2 points ago

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I think his sideburns are attached to the glasses.

[–]wcpackerfan 1 point2 points ago

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Dat sideburns

[–]aguacate 1 point2 points ago

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Can Jackson explain why my cat eated my cookie if he made it for me?

[–]diver_dan 1 point2 points ago

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He's the cat whisperer

[–]dr_fox 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like an egg with facial hair

[–]CollateralHamage 0 points1 point ago

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seems about right

[–]sh0em0nkey 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who see's him as the Glenn Beck of cats?

That guy cried in back to back episodes on his show 'My Cat From Hell' a lady friend was watching.

I love cats as much as the next person, but those endings closely mirrored Gleen Beck and his 'I just love my country so much' BS.

[–]lovemyusername 0 points1 point ago

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he takes his job and his hair very seriously

[–]jocarbart 0 points1 point ago

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i cant figure out why im not a turtle

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[–]seanbear[S] 1 point2 points ago

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YES, IT IS I. Fear not, citizen. Jackson Galaxy's clothes are safe, for now.

[–]elAhmo 0 points1 point ago

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He sure watches a lot of GIFs. For science!

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point ago

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I would totally read The Adventures of Jack Galaxy books.

[–]RenAnave 0 points1 point ago

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He gives drugs 4 free THEN he introduces his job.

[–]jessiedonovan 0 points1 point ago

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Wow why didn't I think of that? Do you think it will catch on in the UK?

[–]rapist1 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine every unemployed person with a masters in engineering or whatever wants to punch society every time they see something like this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where the hell do they find these people?

[–]LarkIronCloud 0 points1 point ago

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Love

[–]drukus 0 points1 point ago

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How is this guy less crazy than the ancient aliens guy?

[–]Leelluu 0 points1 point ago

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Pet kitties all day? CHECK.

Have people find it endearing that you look and dress like a sociopath? CHECK.

[–]anyonethinkingabout 0 points1 point ago

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...probably a redditor...

[–]pulezan 0 points1 point ago

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I find that guy really annoying. I don't know why, I just do. Can't stand him on "My cat from hell" or "Cats 101" where he's trying to be a cat Cesar Milan.

[–]Tails94 0 points1 point ago

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a young the rent is too dam high

[–]extra_23 0 points1 point ago

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"I've found, through in depth research an years of study, that cats like to either lounge around all day or explore a box for two days, if presented one."

[–]PeteTNT 0 points1 point ago

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My Cat From Hell is unironically p. much favorite show on TV.

[–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't tell me this is a real person.

[–]Chm_Albert_Wesker 0 points1 point ago

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just came here to say Jackson Galaxy again

[–]asdfgtttt 0 points1 point ago

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some one needs to put the "aliens" guy hair as this guys beard ... asap

[–]pls_handle_thx 0 points1 point ago

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There's something odd about this picture. I can't get my head around it.

[–]RayCharlesManson 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what his Reddit username is.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NobodySpecific 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously Reddit, it's shit like this that scares me. I don't ever watch Animal Planet, except for yesterday. I've never seen this guys face before yesterday, and that horrible facial hair stuck out so much that I made a comment about it to my gf while watching. And now here he is, the very next day on Reddit. This isn't the first time. Should I be afraid?

[–]omnilynx 0 points1 point ago

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"Because they're cats."

[–]modgud 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote just for that name.

[–]Sam_Kablam 0 points1 point ago

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He doesn't trim his hair that way. It naturally grows that way when you declare yourself a "cat behavior consultant."

[–]AvalonX 0 points1 point ago

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Jackson Galaxy is fucking awesome.

[–]wagsf 0 points1 point ago

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he should be a egg behavior consultant. look at that head!

[–]Bobthemightyone 0 points1 point ago

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If by best you mean hardest. There's more certainty in particle location than with cats.

[–]fourthlifeproduction 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be this person. The name, face, facial hair, job, and glasses. Just with LOTR1's Froto's hair.

[–]idsarealright 0 points1 point ago

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Dude. This is hilarious. I'm an editor for this show. I was probably the one who did this. I swear to god.

[–]WhatThePenis 0 points1 point ago

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Look at image upside down for Mr. T mode.

[–]timothytandem 0 points1 point ago

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This guy looks just like my EnE professor

[–]BRNZ42 0 points1 point ago

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Secret life of this guy? It was my first thought, at least.

[–]intisun 0 points1 point ago

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Are those giant ballpoint pens?

[–]BRNZ42 0 points1 point ago

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Piping bags for Icing/Frosting

[–]TallT66 0 points1 point ago

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He kinda reminds me of this guy, and what do you know, his name is Cats

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, just go to the comment section of any cat video on youtube. Bunch of these guys over there.

[–]Raza1love 0 points1 point ago

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Ashy Larry!

[–]jason86421 0 points1 point ago

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fuck cat behavior

[–]VinnieJJ 0 points1 point ago

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Best name ever.

[–]jim_the_anvil 0 points1 point ago

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Jackson Galaxy=Conehead?

[–]amacsquared 0 points1 point ago

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Best. Beard. Ever.

[–]esotsm54 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or that guy looks a lot like the alien guy?

[–]seanbear[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe this is what he'd look like if we turned his head upside down.

[–]SelectaRx 3 points4 points ago

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Now this is a story all about how
My head got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
And I'll you about how my egg head used to have alien hair

[–]OopsLostPassword 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the human.

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 1 point2 points ago

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Just you.

[–]theodoramarie -1 points0 points ago

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lol. i love this show!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[FIXED] post in 3...2...

[–]crashland -1 points0 points ago

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Best. Name. Ever. FTFY

[–]lakinbacon -1 points0 points ago

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I love this show. I want to be him.

[–]LaoFuSi -1 points0 points ago

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He helped place these guys from the Boulder Humane Society with me and my ex.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Next discovered galaxy will be named the "Cat Behavior Galaxy"

[–]prehistoricprsonalty -1 points0 points ago

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Meowth! Thats right!

[–]what-the-frack -1 points0 points ago

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Also an inspiration for the movie Coneheads - just saying!

[–]CompactedPrism -1 points0 points ago

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So that's the guy behind catfacts.org

[–]twiggyfoot1 -1 points0 points ago

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That used tobe my job. Pretty cool but myself nor anyone else I worked with had max leveled like this guy. In that still he kinda looks like a cat too.

[–]hannaha -1 points0 points ago

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AND best facial hair.

[–]m-hexus -2 points-1 points ago

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Somehow I don't think this is his sole profession.

[–]Zoccihedron -2 points-1 points ago

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Aren't you forgetting about whale biologists?

[–]MechanicalCake -1 points0 points ago

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Greatest name ever.