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[–]jones3316 5 points6 points ago

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Billbraham Murlcoln...yeah that didn't work.

[–]fizz4m 5 points6 points ago

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Repost.

[–]blunderchief[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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Repost.

[–]2002120141 1 point2 points ago

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I'm getting tired of this <name> FUCKING <name> thing going on. Next time I see a thread that's similarly named, I expect the first name FUCKING the second name. ie, Bill is FUCKING Murray.

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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I WAS PROMISE GAY SEX BETWEEN TWO MEN NAMED BILL AND MURRAY NOW WHERE IS IT?

[–]SimplyQuid 1 point2 points ago

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Haha. Bill Murray! Geddit?! It's funny!

[–]blunderchief[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvoting because I'm not bitter.

[–]DerrpyHooves 0 points1 point ago

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This is also a pun

[–]toatsmagotes 0 points1 point ago

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Just tried to draw this. So hard with no artistic talent.

[–]thedoomsong 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like Sean fucking Connery

[–]wassamattau 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cagedit 0 points1 point ago

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For a moment I read it as Fuck Bill Murray. This is odd because I don't have anything against Bill Murray (who does?) and I am not dsylxeic.

[–]941626460 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome

[–]shizrocks 0 points1 point ago

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Bill fucking Money.

[–]superbleeder 0 points1 point ago

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My buddy found the same exact one as change at a bowling ally. The cashier said he was sorry and offered a different one. there was a moment of silence then my buddy said "are you crazy? i will cherish this forever."

[–]Pheeshy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure there are tons of these out there, theChive will probably sell them soon

[–]CGrimz7 0 points1 point ago

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This is incredible. Please tell me that you didn't make this but rather came across it through the exchange of goods and/or services.