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[–]oberdurr 16 points17 points ago

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On a serious note, that sagging means he's already lost a bunch of weight. Keep kicking ass, dude.

[–]mynamejesse1334 6 points7 points ago

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maybe there's a whole backstory to this we will never know. could be that he really has lost a bunch of weight recently and him and his family are having a little celebration. this could be the first time he's been outside shirtless, let alone in a swimsuit, in months or years. his family thinks it's the perfect time to try out the new video camera and see his progress.

but oh no. he went too far. straight off the Slip-n-Slide and right into the grass. he's embarassed beyond belief and immediately goes back inside. family comes in to comfort him and tell that it's fine, everything is going to be okay, and it's not like anyone saw it...and that's when the smug little sister finds the camera. you can see her in the video: arms crossed, standing stiff, looking on with contempt at her brother. she hates it. hates how he's such a big deal for becoming slightly less of a wreck while she goes to school, gets perfect grades, and is on the local rec. center's softball team. she decides to take the video, turn the best part into a .gif and put it into the one place it will do the most damage: /r/funny.

later that week the boy is browsing that same subreddit when he sees a link to what he believes to be something involving an airplane crash. a smile starts to come across his face, because he like the rest of us is human, and he clicks the link.

it plays once - "wait a minute...." plays again - "no..." again - "it can't be" a 4th time - tears start to well up in his eyes

he closes the link, the tab, his entire browser and shuts down his computer. he simply sits in the dark of his room for hours, wondering who did this and why it had to happen. he reaches out for any kind of comfort and finds it in an old and reliable friend: food. to put it simply he relapses, quickly gaining back what he once lost until it is worse than ever.

[–]xHaZxMaTx 0 points1 point ago

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:o

[–]AshtonKoocher 0 points1 point ago

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While this may have not happened this way. I wonder how many people have been hurt because redditors desperately wanted karma so posted something making fun of someone, and that someone finds it. This site can be great, but it really is full of people who are just so desperate for karma they will post anything.

[–]Sornos -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's just a sign that he's beginning to collapse under his own weight. He'll go supernova and shed off the majority of his material in a mass ejection visible from galaxies away. Hopefully this will happen in our lifetime.

[–]GamerBum 3 points4 points ago

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Doesn't matter lost weight

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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You know reddit has gone downhill when the jokes are straight from tosh.0

[–]DustyRildo 1 point2 points ago

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OR: Tosh.0 has really gone downhill when his jokes are straight from reddit...

[–]Squidmonkej 10 points11 points ago

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or, the internet in general has gone downhill, and this .gif is probably 8 years old

[–]cm0000 2 points3 points ago

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Why is it ok to make fun of chubby people but not any other minority or health problem? I don't get it.

[–]alrij 1 point2 points ago

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this irks me a bit too

[–]john12933 -1 points0 points ago

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Being fat is usually not a disease or anything. In most cases it's from overeating and being sedentary. In other words it's preventable.

Also come on this gif wouldn't be nearly as funny if the dude weighed 180.

[–]AshtonKoocher 0 points1 point ago

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Lung Cancer is preventable. Do you go around making fun of the people that have that?

[–]Autogrex 4 points5 points ago

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No humor for me -- I feel bad for the kid. bracing for downvote impact

[–]jtechs 4 points5 points ago

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Amazing that there are no laws against that, Really it's so overloaded that there was no alternative but to overrun.

[–]RobertJ93 -4 points-3 points ago

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Butt that's all he could do....

[–]probnot 0 points1 point ago

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His rolls are mesmerizing. Almost like looking at a lava lamp.

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 3 points4 points ago

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Is that a horker?

[–]Baz85 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like a hovercraft

[–]thewerd101 -1 points0 points ago

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Can't believe someone downvoted your perfectly accurate statement. When he hits that slip-n-slide his gut does indeed look like a hovercraft cushion. Have an upvote and get back on your feet

[–]Pit_of_Death -1 points0 points ago

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And to think I was going to come here and use the hovercraft joke while I thought I still had time. Curse your reflexes Reddit.

[–]SkyNTP -1 points0 points ago

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Me three. Hovercraft "skirt", actually, was the term I was going to use.

[–]lkkm 3 points4 points ago

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Had to watch it over & over!

[–]understands_irony 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty ironic, eh?

[–]rondinelli1337 0 points1 point ago

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I know him!

He's a big hardcore/metal show promoter and hell of a talented vocalist from Pittsburgh, PA.

[–]PhiaDoll 0 points1 point ago

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It ripples.

[–]Isitwhenipee -1 points0 points ago

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The more you watch it, the harder you laugh.

[–]Shaggietv2 0 points1 point ago

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i'm here for the fat jokes

[–]SolarShores 0 points1 point ago

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this isn't funny. whales should never be exploited for entertainment.

[–]tyfa3 0 points1 point ago

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The inertial force was way higher than the fricition force, this disaster was waiting to happen.

[–]Iable-A -2 points-1 points ago

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Who else imagined the sound glass makes when you run a squeegee over it?

[–]MrDingh -1 points0 points ago

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CANT.STOP.WATCHING

[–]MayIReiterate -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny because he's fat!

[–]Heretic3e7 -1 points0 points ago

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This comic moment brought to you by....

Inertia.

[–]Gikas77 -1 points0 points ago

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Tosh.0

[–]balance13 -2 points-1 points ago

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He looks like a beached whale at the end there.

[–]Owwin -1 points0 points ago

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The way he rocks forward when he hits the ground really makes this gif. His legs flip up behind him and he just kinda slumps like a trashbag full of jello.

[–]jumbojet62 -1 points0 points ago

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HEY! Us Jumbo Jets have a long and proud heritage!

[–]3ampolloasadofries -1 points0 points ago

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F = ma

[–]onsunkenships -1 points0 points ago

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Is that a topless chick behind him, or an overweight guy with very unfortunate bodyfat placement?

[–]thatsnotpc -1 points0 points ago

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If Homer Simpson were made flesh ... he would be 3 Homers!

[–]uber_viking -1 points0 points ago

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I think we have the explanation on why whales are washing ashore. Is just inertia ....

[–]Vee_Vee -1 points0 points ago

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[–]thecarolinelinnae -5 points-4 points ago

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I would like to see that in slow motion. It would be even funnier.

[–]Zerofox360 -3 points-2 points ago

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Fat Bastard loves his slip'n'slides.

[–]Ap0lar8ear[!] -3 points-2 points ago

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Anyone else make sound effects while watching this?

[–]trumpet_23 -5 points-4 points ago

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Can't stop watching. It hasn't gotten unfunny yet!

[–]xXRequiemXx -4 points-3 points ago

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It's even more funny to add sound effects in your head.

[–]BearSole -3 points-2 points ago

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What surprised me more is the forward momentum leaning forward and pushing his feet forward gave him. More weight=stronger legs.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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His bitch tits have bitch tits.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName -3 points-2 points ago

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They don't make slip 'n' slides like they used to. They seem to have shrunk by %80.

[–]EnterTheBateman -5 points-4 points ago

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This is meant for something like a Cessna Skylane, not a Boeing 747.

[–]hflol -5 points-4 points ago

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Juggalo aquarium.

[–]stoned_kenobi -4 points-3 points ago

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Had to watch it over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over

[–]Crystal_Rose -4 points-3 points ago

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Fat Bastard???