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Odin 1, Jesus 0 (imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by rxneutrino
[–]the_great_dane 44 points45 points46 points 6 months ago
Hammer = Thor.
[–]deadfajita 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago
mythology fail
[–]the_great_dane 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
Yup. But the Norse gods will forever be way more badass than hippie Jesus.
[–]deadfajita 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
hehe, Greek,Norse, and Egyptian gods were a lot more relate able and cooler than Jesus and Mohammed.
[–]the_great_dane 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Well you're right about Jesus, but Mohammed was realate able. You know, 9 years olds... wink wink.
Bah, at least zeus didn't make excuses other than liking sex.
[–]poloport 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
And his close relatives wink wink
[–]xashahar 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]theregoesanother 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
From Age of Mythology too...
[–]DangerousIdeas 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I literally learned everything I know about mythology from this game.
Oh and Norse army men can turn into heroes. At any time.
[–]theregoesanother 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Norse men are all heroes.. and the Atlanteans too..
[–]Skwerl23 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Did Odin not have control over Thor, and give him his hammer?
[–]dnshnd 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Thor is Odin's son and Odin is the chief of the Norse gods, so in that sense he has some influence over Thor, but Thor is generally depicted as vengeful and hot-headed. As such, if he was bashing some poor giant's head in, it is probably of his own volition, not because Odin commanded it.
Also, Thor's hammer was crafted by dwarves when Loki made a bet that they could not craft treasures more precious than Odin's spear, Sif's golden hair, and Freyr's boat. Odin didn't really have anything to do with it directly, though he did end up getting a pretty sweet ring from the deal.
[–]Number4429 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I believe there was a time in the mythology where Odin said "Don't go kill the ice giants right now," but Thor did anyways.
[–]the_great_dane 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Probably. Don't remember that bit.
[–]ayures 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
Alternate version: "Your god was nailed to a cross. My god wields a hammer. Any questions?"
[–]RascalKing403 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
Two eyes = Not Odin. I know this is posted every 3 months or so, but if you repost it why not fix it to Odin?
[–]chemeketakid 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Also, hammer =/= spear, therefore not Odin.
[–]Christianmaldo626 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Age of Mythology. Go play it. It's legit.
[–]new_math 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
This is a norse mythology fail? And did Jesus ever even promise the end of all wicked people? This post is sort of cute at first but too much it wrong with it for it to be funny.
[–]dnshnd 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Also, according to Norse mythology, the frost giants will be lead by Hrym to join the battle on vigrid during ragnarök, therefore they won't all be dead until the world has ended.
[–]Enigmal 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Jebuz promises an eternity as a mindless angel. Odin promises an eternity in Valhalla, drinking, feasting and having lots of crazy monkey sex. I've made my case.
Well, technically not an eternity. You'd only be in Valhall until Ragnarök, when you would join the gods themselves on the fields of battle, defending Asgard against hordes of fire giants, frost giants, the undead, wolves, a sea serpent, etc. Now if the sheer glory of that scenario doesn't give you a hardon, then check your pulse, because you might be dead.
[–]Enigmal 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Dear god the very promise of that is enough to give me a permanent boner. I have now offically converted to the worship of Norse Gods. o_O
[–]qoga 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
How many times is this going to be reposted?
What's more, "Hammer = Thor" has been pointed out in all reposts so far.
What the hell internet.
[–]APretentiousHipster 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.
[–]a7h13f 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
What the fuck OP?
That's clearly Dumbledore in that picture.
[–]Domin1c 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
God dammit Amerifats, keep your fat fingers from my scandinavian heritage. Don't drag our noble religion down to your aggressive, shit-tier christian-atheist-feud levels.
[–]simeonthebruce 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Says the guy speakin AMERICAN!
I speak the queens, ye queer.
[–]Orresnei 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
More like: http://visionsofchance.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/odin2.jpg
Maybe he sent Tor out to hammer down those monsters, but I still think Odin should be the one featured in the image seeing as how his name is mentioned...
[–]estillings 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
also, Valhalla is waaayy cooler than heaven...
Valhalla - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
[–]justanotherwiseass 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
That's actually Thor, Odin's son. The image is from Age of Mythology an rts from 2002ish. Great game.
[–]DangerousIdeas 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Is it cOLD in here?
[–]Eveco 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Sweet Odin in Vahalla!
[–]B-roox 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Hello, Thor. I see you've come back again for another repost. Only this time you spelled your name wrong. Well done. Have a downvote.
[–]barnz 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
What's really interesting is how christian missionaries convinced Anglo-Saxons (who then believed in the Norse pantheon) into accepting christianity by assimilating christianity into their tropes and motifs - i.e., Your god hangs from a tree and is speared? Funny enough, so was big ole JC! Looking at old english manuscripts, it's clear their slightly warped view of the christian god was influenced by norse beliefs, like the interpretation as jesus the raid-leader, loppin' off the skulls! Woo!
[–]buckybone 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Age of Mythology FTW!!
[–]GiPwner 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Oh look, it is this image again.
[–]Kogledk 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Ice giants? Is that the English term for jætter?
[–]Hurrgen 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
The only thing older than Bronze-age Christian values we talk about around here is this image. Seriously. This is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost at this point.
Knock this shit off.
[–]deathcapt 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
oh, well, I havn`t seen this before...
[–]starcane 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
heathenism fail
[–]hahman12 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
For the re-post/Norse god fail, I signed in specifically to down vote you. That is how much this upset me.
[–]odysseus88 -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
It's been a while since I've seen any decent shit on r/atheism besides the usual "Christians are so stupid, blah blah blah." This made me spit out my drink, up vote sir!
[–]Thergal -6 points-5 points-4 points 6 months ago
Haven't seen this one in this sub reddit before, cool ! :)
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[–]Thergal 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I used the power of irony and sarcasm, thus saying something wich i did not really mean
You laid it on just a bit too thick.
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