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[–]KWAD2 264 points265 points ago

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Boobies save lives.

[–]orthag 16 points17 points ago

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Little fluffy, adorable lives.

[–]captainpiggies 204 points205 points ago

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oh god, just show him your boobs already!!!

[–]ab2650 194 points195 points ago

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I've been watching it for hours and that snake has eaten hundreds of chicks and not a single boob was shown. Am disappoint.

[–]ab2680 89 points90 points ago

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Our usernames are so random, yet almost identical.

[–]CannedBeef 122 points123 points ago

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Alas, they are not completely identical.

[–]CannedBeef 196 points197 points ago

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Our usernames are, though!

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 88 points89 points ago

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Hey, I checked your overview and both of those comments are from you!

Hey, everyone! CannedBeef's a phoney!

[–]physicalpixels 42 points43 points ago

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Everyone's a phoney to you, Caulfield.

[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 5 points6 points ago

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Haven't seen someone reference that book before.

[–]apox64928 1 point2 points ago

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really?

[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 2 points3 points ago

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Yep.

[–]MikeCereal -2 points-1 points ago

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no no no, not caulfied, it's griffon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI

[–]BritainRitten 1 point2 points ago

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So you're saying CannedBeef is a PhoneyBaloney???

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[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 5 points6 points ago

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SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAMMY SPAAAAM

[–]Ian1732 1 point2 points ago

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Can I get the eggs, bacon, sausage and spam without the spam in it?

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 0 points1 point ago

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Without the SPAM? Are you mad?

[–]eXX0n 4 points5 points ago

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Well played, sir

[–]random_cactus 0 points1 point ago

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FOREVER ALONE: LEVEL 99

[–]jebuschrast -4 points-3 points ago

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I call shenanigans

[–]Dr___Awkward -4 points-3 points ago

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Wow, I wish I could do that...

[–]Dr___Awkward -5 points-4 points ago

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So do I...

[–]Dr___Awkward -4 points-3 points ago

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Me too...

[–]epsilonius 9 points10 points ago

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now kiss

[–]shiase 59 points60 points ago

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ha ha!!! the repeating gif joke!!

[–]jxj24 8 points9 points ago

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ha ha!!! the repeating gif joke joke!!

[–]SchrodingersRapist 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Noyouretowel -4 points-3 points ago

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link to the gif?

[–]Schamus 2 points3 points ago

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For science...of course.

[–]MooseEatsBear 0 points1 point ago

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[–]colinag5 1 point2 points ago

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fuck you

[–]kitty_bacon 9 points10 points ago*

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"boobs or i move him closer" ... ಠ_ಠ

[–]iSick1e 1 point2 points ago

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Love it

[–]Calmiche 84 points85 points ago

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Since no one has posted an explanation yet... This is an old one. A guy set an animated .gif image to look like his webcam. It's on repeat until he gets the response he wants, then he lets the video play.

It's just an old video that he uses to troll people. Yes, it's a video of a snake eating a baby chicken. Lots of people feed live mice, rats and chicks to their snakes. It's what snakes eat. (Most snakes CAN eat dead animals, but some will only eat live prey.) However, this video is not in response to what people do or don't do on Chat Roulette.

They guy is just a troll, and was fairly active a couple years ago. He explained it one time and a lot of people started copying him.

Here's another guy doing much the same thing and showing how it's done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx7UKYxyDqc

His explanation is in the comments.

[–]Juiblex_Assange 11 points12 points ago

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He was not the first person to make use of ManyCam on chatroulette, sir.

[–]Offensive_Brute 7 points8 points ago

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to provide a bit more incite. that chick is sick. The way its wings are drooping a bit suggests that its likely not long for this world.

[–]_throwaway412 52 points53 points ago

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The large snake in the background suggests that its likely not long for this world.

[–]BoxMonster44 2 points3 points ago

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made me laugh, thank you.

[–]ALL-CAPS 0 points1 point ago

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FUNNIEST COMMENT IN THIS THREAD! :-)

[–]colinag5 3 points4 points ago

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i looked at the link for the gifs and then i was like yay they uploaded them to mega upload so i could download them, then i realised mega uploads down :(

[–]WhyGuy21 1 point2 points ago

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It's an old troll, but dammit, it never gets old on Chat Roulette.

[–]collin482 1 point2 points ago

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The vast majority of people these days only feed their snakes dead animals. It's considered bad practice to use live animals because they could harm the snake, especially if the snake isn't ready to eat and tries to leave the live animal alone. I suppose there might be some snakes that would only eat live animals, but as far as I know people who raise them on dead ones don't have any issues with that.

[–]tehaleks 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, it's considered not good practice to feed your snakes live prey because not only of the unnecessary stress to the prey animals (how mean!) but also struggling prey animals can really fuck up your snake.

[–]superfudge 0 points1 point ago

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Is there something different about snakes kept as pets? Presumably the non-captive snakes eat live food in the wild. Why is it a greater risk to captive snakes to be fed live food?

[–]collin482 0 points1 point ago

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If a snake in the wild doesn't want to eat it will just leave small animals alone. If a captive snake doesn't want to eat he's trapped with a scared animal with claws in a small enclosure.

[–]CharlieTango -1 points0 points ago

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Some pet snakes truely do only eat live animals. Yes, rats can harm your snake if it strikes incorrectly, however most people either stun the rat or at the very least dangle it by its tail to assure a clean strike out of reach of the rats mouth.

Feeding live prey is more expensive than prekilled, and for that reason most people try frozen/thawed food first. Bigsnakes are notorious for only accepting live food, especially anacondas and reticulated pythons like the one in this gif. I dont want to upset anyone further but in all honesty, this snake has outgrown chicks and probably eats rabbits or guinnea pigs as an adult.

[–]fgriglesnickerseven 118 points119 points ago

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Ah the day that teen age girls learn that carnivores actually kill and eat their prey

[–]Icalasari 25 points26 points ago

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In this case it's eat THEN kill

[–]TheMeddlingMonk 13 points14 points ago

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in most cases actually. have you never seen a wolf take down a caribou? it ripping stuff off and the thing's still squirming

[–]Icalasari 5 points6 points ago

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Ah yes

Nature is pretty damn vicious

[–]DieselWeasel92 19 points20 points ago

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Damn, nature! You scary!

[–]RightwingSocialist 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, but it doesn't hurt because it's natural...

[–]Cheezykins 2 points3 points ago

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I recall reading that this is why us mammals go into shock, the idea being that if we're being eaten there's no more point to the pain signals so the shock reaction acts like a natural anesthetic.

That could be complete bullshit though.

[–]Ratiqu 9 points10 points ago

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I cannot see any way that this could possibly evolve, given that it's only useful at the point where you no longer have any purpose in natural selection. So cool idea, but probably bs.

Then again, I'm no scientist, so...

[–]g33n 4 points5 points ago

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A possible mechanism for evolutionary pressure supporting the shock response would be to give the victim a chance to get away from injury before becoming debilitated. That is, the animals that don't feel pain immediately after an injury would be more likely to avoid being completely killed by whatever followed the injury.

Not noticing when you get eaten alive is just a side-effect at that point.

[–]Ratiqu 1 point2 points ago

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I thought of that, but isn't a side effect of shock general disorientation? So I'm not sure if that would provide an advantage or not. Though I suppose dazed and confused is better for long-term survival than debilitating pain, so maybe it is advantageous.

A quick wikipedia check supports this symptom, and says the effects can intensify and last for hours or even days. shrugs

[–]g33n 1 point2 points ago

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Well, there's usually a surge of adrenaline that counteracts what will develop into shock, nullifying most pain for seconds to minutes, then an onset of pain dropping by to say "yo, what up, you'll really want to get this checked out" then shock takes over and kind of erases the pain again. So, who knows.

[–]EbolaPie 2 points3 points ago

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I wish pain just acted as a damage report and not OH MY GOD YOUR ARM HAS A HOLE IN IT HOW'D THAT GET THERE HOLY SHIT WERE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOUR ARM HAS A GODDAMN HOLE IN IT

[–]Cheezykins 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I've been wracking my brain to try and remember where I read it, and I'm beginning to suspect it was in one of the Alien vs Predator novels. If that's the case, it's hardly a peer reviewed scientific journal like Nature. :)

[–]Ol_Lefteye -1 points0 points ago

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Video please

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[–]Icalasari -2 points-1 points ago

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You may want to remove it then

I think you were one of the ones commenting on my cake day saying that you'd mark me for downvoting later

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[–]Icalasari -2 points-1 points ago

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You too

And who's downvoting you? O.o

[–]anyalicious 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, shut up. I sincerely doubt they didn't think that carnivores kill and eat prey. They simply reacted to something adorable being killed.

[–]Fidena 4 points5 points ago

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way to deconstruct that joke. good job.

[–]icecop 36 points37 points ago

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Fuck that, would've shown him my tits.

[–]juggleberries 26 points27 points ago

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Same here. I don't have any, but I would've tried my hardest.

[–]OmegaArcadia 2 points3 points ago

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Show us your tits, OR THE MOUSE GETS IT.

[–]smittyline 1 point2 points ago

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What is that hole in the snake's mouth? Is it the tongue curled up?

[–]Coleman4i 2 points3 points ago

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Snakes use it like a snorkel to breathe through when they are devouring their prey whole. Sometimes their mouths can be full for so long that without one, they would suffocate on their own food.

[–]CharlieTango 1 point2 points ago

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Opening of the airway, the tongue retracts underneath of it. Thats how snakes breathe while they are swallowing a meal. Also, there is a hole at the top of their mouth that goes to the nostrils, so when the mouth is closed, they breathe through the nose

[–]Bromleyisms 1 point2 points ago

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or just hit "next cam"

[–]rob481516 4 points5 points ago

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Is there a subreddit filled with videos of chat roulette shenanigans?

[–]masterhikari 6 points7 points ago

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Was anyone else expecting the chick to not be eaten? ._.

[–]mocotazo 28 points29 points ago

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[–]lolgcat 26 points27 points ago

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This guy has been reposting shit all weekend. It's getting ridiculous.

[–]Icalasari 4 points5 points ago

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Wait, how is the gamepad mouse an extremely similar picture?

[–]brosenfeld 26 points27 points ago

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I went in expecting something else.

[–]Duhh233 42 points43 points ago

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Something like this perhaps?

(I'm going to assume this might classify as NSFW just in case)

[–]Icalasari 13 points14 points ago

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The best part was the Ekans at the end

[–]UninformedDownVoter 2 points3 points ago

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Sssssseviper!!!

[–]GAMEchief 5 points6 points ago

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dat vore

[–]myu2 1 point2 points ago

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Where is this from? 0_0

[–]anttirt 18 points19 points ago

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The Internet.

If you mean the characters, Pokémon.

[–]GaSkEt 1 point2 points ago

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please tell us she was annoying and her penguin had it coming at least

[–]myu2 0 points1 point ago

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I know it's Pokemon, I was just wondering if this was like a series or something.

[–]Duhh233 1 point2 points ago

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It isn't really from anything. It's just a picture by someone on pixiv.net with the username, sabaku chitai.

[–]myu2 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks

[–]phelpsr 9 points10 points ago

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You might like the movie Boa vs. Python. Contains scenes more closely relating to your expectations

[–]Lampmonster1 16 points17 points ago

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The girl on the right is clearly enjoying the show. Watch her face. She smiles when she realizes what's going on and smiles again when the snake eats the chick. She'll find her way here some day.

[–]Ithurtsprecious 6 points7 points ago

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:(

[–]urphless 2 points3 points ago

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Nope nope nope.

[–]Thizzlebot 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck snakes.

[–]postmodgirl 46 points47 points ago

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some perv asks some obviously underage girl for boobs... Girls say no and they watch a snake eat a baby chick (that he probably would have fed to the snake anyway) instead.

and now he has to wait at least a month before that snake gets hungry again before he can attempt that stunt.

... jez dude just look at some porn already.

[–]btos44 61 points62 points ago

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Alternatively, just film it happening once, and replay the tape with every girl you come across.

[–]ravkal 16 points17 points ago

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This is exactly what was done. The gifs are now available on the internet in various places and using software like manycams you, too, can pull of this clever feat.

[–]xXDGFXx 2 points3 points ago

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you sound like an advertisement. i'm on to you ಠ_ಠ

[–]ravkal 3 points4 points ago

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hey, hey, let's not ask questions about me. Let's focus on getting you everything you need to coerce young women into flashing you dem tatas.

[–]DonutDisturb 15 points16 points ago

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That's probably the main reason behind so much wanking going on in this type of websites .. Pet snake not hungry? Whip out the trouser one.

[–]Mogura 6 points7 points ago

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I think what they eventually did was separate this clip into a gif of the bird derping around and a gif of the snake attacking then go around chat roulette trolling. IIRC there's at least one instance where boobs were obtained.

[–]PabloEdvardo 5 points6 points ago

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This shit is only entry level. I've seen things...

Such as people using clips of webcam girls 'chatting' over time, and eventually removing their clothing, masturbating, etc. The fake (we'll call him) goes after the target by playing this clip and knowing exactly which moments the girl in the clip types, when she waves, etc.

If you see the videos you can see the fake start typing (in the omegle/whatever chat bar) in preparation of the moment when the girl on the video starts typing. Occasionally they fuck it up and the target notices, blowing the fake's whole stunt.

In the few videos I ran across, it seemed mostly aimed at getting other women to engage in lesbian cam sex, unbeknownst to the target that the fake is just a dude playing a video.

I don't remember where I saw these, it was just in passing, but it was really fascinating.

[–]CharlieTango 0 points1 point ago

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That snakes meal size would be 2-3 chicks of that size. Once a week since hes not full grown.

[–]IMongoose 0 points1 point ago

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Naw, that looked like a pretty big snake. He could prolly do that a few more times before it gets full.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I've gotten this on Chat Roulette before!

[–]Grape-ist 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here.

[–]Commando_Metro 1 point2 points ago

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Damn.... that was full on Mafia stuff right there.

[–]WolfInTheField 1 point2 points ago

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What weirds me out the most about this is that I can't help but notice the fact that at least one of the girls seems to enjoy the whole deal.

[–]rosetherabbit 1 point2 points ago

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......I really don't know what I was expecting.

[–]lifeinahand 1 point2 points ago

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I can understand the humor in this, but Jesus that guy is suck an asshole!! Even if that chick was already meant to be fed to that snake, those girls were barely teenagers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ha ha! It's funny because someone is using violence to try and exploit young girls. Oh you rascally Internet!

[–]Dat_Matt 6 points7 points ago

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They should have shown tits.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's the ciiiirrrrrrrccclleeee of liffeee! Also, was that girl on the right picking her nose?

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 3 points4 points ago

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I gotta say, I would rather watch the snake eat his dinner than to show some idiot kids my boobies.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I don't like having snakes ),: If I gave my snake anything it would be dead already D:

[–]Yzzie_Khaos174 1 point2 points ago

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That takes desperation to a Whole new level

[–]CharlieTango 3 points4 points ago

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Have you seen the internet?

[–]Yzzie_Khaos174 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, yes.

[–]slimbruddah 1 point2 points ago

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Aggressive pedobear :-D

[–]AVeryKindPerson 1 point2 points ago

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Most brilliant scumbag move ever. I wonder how many girls tried to save one of the chicks.

[–]JKSacha 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this on chatroulette, person asked to see boobs or the chick will be eatting by the snake (I am pretty sure it was the exact same video) but I said the snake needs food and should eat the little chicken and the person hit next on me.

[–]madeoin 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck whoever did this !

[–]soal1 0 points1 point ago

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y u no boobs?

[–]joseph10000 1 point2 points ago

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Bird murdering whores.

[–]christopher_ellison 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else notice that the girl on the right's giddy with anticipation the whole time? Psychokiller, da na na

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

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Like shooting fish in a barrel.

[–]lets_make_like_gunsx 0 points1 point ago

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i know the guy who's snake that is, lawls.

[–]Rflkt 0 points1 point ago

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Underage boobs or chick dies... really? Someone's desperate.

[–]Retsoka 0 points1 point ago

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Title could also have been: "Anoyone want to watch some chick getting eaten?"

[–]doneandone -1 points0 points ago

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That guys an asshole and a pedophile.

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[–]FrankHowitzer 2 points3 points ago

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"And there is one evil, that we must fear more. And that is the INDIFFERENCE, of GOOD MEN!"

[–]DDS86 1 point2 points ago

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This was OFN before the internet was invented

[–]intothemind91 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is fucking disgusting. Not because that guy gave a baby chick to a snake, but because he threatened girls to show their tits or he'd let the snake eat it. Whether it's a GIF or not it's sick. Wtf.

[–]Frywad32 -4 points-3 points ago

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so the snake is supposed to starve? That seems far more fucked up.

[–]intothemind91 0 points1 point ago

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I don't find fault with him giving a baby chick to the snake, I find fault with him threatening girls who look 13 to show their boobs. I've fed a snake mice before, I could care less about that. If he wants to see boobs he can look up porn.

[–]CharlieTango -2 points-1 points ago

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Wat? Apparently people dont know what feeding a snake looks like. There are tens of thousands of videos on youtube that you could make gifs out of to do the same thing.

[–]LovelyThoughts -1 points0 points ago

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Is anybody else disturbed by the fact that this asshole pedophile was targeting two little girls?? Seriously, they look like they're 12.

If they show him their boobs, they get to carry the feeling of having been taken advantage of by a molester. If they refuse, they get to carry the feeling of guilt that they "let" the chick die.

I hope that guy rots in hell.

[–]Klokateer 0 points1 point ago

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A molested? What the Fuck are you talking about. Also you do reload they could have hit disconnect at any time right?

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

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I love watching the reaction from the one on the right transform from amusement to shock and horror.

[–]TheSteelFire 0 points1 point ago

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Not what I was expecting.

[–]Skinninator 0 points1 point ago

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HOSTAGE DOWN

[–]FruitDealer171 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M OFF TO BUY A CHICKEN AND A SNAKE

[–]BlackoutOMG -2 points-1 points ago

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This man is an evil genius

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's a gorgeous snake! Glad it had a good meal.

[–]CharlieTango -1 points0 points ago

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Lol people downvoting for snakes.

Brb feeding live stunned rats to my boa. Look up how to stun a rat, haters.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvote me for appreciating nature?

[–]ech0-chris -1 points0 points ago

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"Boobs or I move him in closer."

LMAO!

[–]FuckingOnMDMA 0 points1 point ago

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That is a quality line.

[–]Orimos -2 points-1 points ago

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Am I a bad person for laughing really hard when the chick got eaten?

[–]redkey42 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]HopeRidesAlone -4 points-3 points ago

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You're not alone, man.

[–]lonko -2 points-1 points ago

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I read "anyone want to watch a snake eat some dick?" at first...ಠ_ಠ

btw,if this guy uses a bird for every chat,I'm afraid his neighbourhood won't have any bird for some time...

[–]Eruonen 5 points6 points ago

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It's an animated gif that many people use.

[–]lonko 2 points3 points ago

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ah,didn't know that...first time I saw it...

[–]roeder -1 points0 points ago

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I believe chatroulette is going to experience some heavily obese snakes, if the terms are not met. Women, ROLL OUT, AND ROLL UP.

[–]Aldesso -4 points-3 points ago

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their selfishness of not showing tits killed that bird

[–]Oniwabanshu -2 points-1 points ago

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well, the snake got to eat.

[–]Incogito_Pedobear -1 points0 points ago

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Did you get pics of their boobs? If, so I'd like to see them.

[–]Connor_DY -1 points0 points ago

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This is very old. I remember seeing this two years ago and then I tried it and failed. Wasted so many good birds...

[–]ElderEnt -1 points0 points ago

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so what do you have to put in front of the snake to see boobies?

[–]Benjammin1391 -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks OP, now im terribly depressed over the death of my snake again. :/

[–]calculator174 -1 points0 points ago

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As old as the internet.

[–]hAxehead -3 points-2 points ago

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BITCH SHOULD'VE SHOWN BOOBS

YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF

[–]Mr_Locke -4 points-3 points ago

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That is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen.... That is hilarious

[–]teratomata -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm slightly confused as to why I'm vegan and laughing at this...

[–]redkey42 0 points1 point ago

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Probably because you think vegan is more fashion than compassion. Hipster-hypocrite-vegan.

[–]thisismytree -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha what!

[–]Damonta09 -3 points-2 points ago

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Was anyone else hoping there was going to be a girl being eaten by a snake?

[–]HamsterBoo -3 points-2 points ago

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I actually worked with the guy who originally did this (internship). His hacker name is Sir Dystic. He actually simply took a video he found online and had a program that uploaded it as if it was coming from a webcam.

I didn't find out he was a hacker until like my third to last day, when he was telling me about sending an email to a company because he was pissed off that they were sold out of the products he wanted and the pants he had bought earlier were literally falling apart at the seams. He sent the email to things like all@something.com, employees@something.com, etc in an attempt to send the criticism to every employee of the company. Apparently it worked, because they sent back a very apologetic email back to him and said at the end "by the way, how did you send that email to our whole company?" I said they must have freaked out and been like "omg, this guy is a hacker!!1!". He looked at me strangely and then said "oh, you don't know who I am. Look me up. I'm Sir Dystic" and then proceeded to tell me some more awesome stories. Also, he made his robot t-rex battle his robot dog. It was awesome.

Heres his wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Dystic

tl:dr I worked with the guy who originally did this. He used to be a hacker. He is awesome.

[–]CharlieTango 3 points4 points ago

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Lold at the fact that you think making a gif and broadcasting it to omegle = hacking.

[–]charden_sama 0 points1 point ago

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Lol'd at the fact that if you read the wikipedia article, that's not all he did.

[–]HamsterBoo 0 points1 point ago

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Lol'd at the face that you and I got downvoted when he got upvoted.

  1. Its a true fucking story, he and I worked at Obscura Digital.

  2. He wrote programs such as back orifice, some of the earliest remote-takeover hacks. He also wrote a program to take over webcams and had to use it on other people to test it because he didn't have a webcam himself.

Reddits really starting to piss me off

[–]HamsterBoo 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, he gets fucking upvoted and you and I get downvoted. For gods sake he wrote back orifice, one of the first remote takeover hacks.

[–]chowder138 -3 points-2 points ago

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Poor chick :(

On the other hand, i liked their reactions when they learned that they pretty much made a chicken die.

[–]gonzorider -2 points-1 points ago

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I wonder why they disconnected right away? He said he was gonna feed it to the snake, and they stayed around to watch.