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[–]17Hongo 34 points35 points ago

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"Have you seen...?" - "yep".

[–]humblemoley 52 points53 points ago

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There are at least 0, and at most 4 girls in this picture. Hard to tell.

[–]pkpkpkpkpk 5 points6 points ago

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Guess the gender, win a prize!

[–]Hellman109 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking it wasnt that hard to tell... went back... yep very hard to tell

[–]nesatt -1 points0 points ago

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False. There are 7 girls (NSFW) at most.

[–]3danimator 73 points74 points ago

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My god, i swear i can smell that room through my screen.

[–]BillDAWG 28 points29 points ago

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take a shower

[–]OODanK 8 points9 points ago

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The chick on the couch must have some dirty ass hair. Look at that stain on the wall behind her!

[–]BillDAWG 23 points24 points ago

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dirty-ass hair or dirty ass-hair?

[–]doctuhjason 2 points3 points ago

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Can't it be both?

[–]BillDAWG 0 points1 point ago

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dirty-ass-hair?

[–]sgtcasey 12 points13 points ago

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I think there are too many girls there for it to be a true reddit meetup.

[–]NoseFetish[S] 3 points4 points ago

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There are only two girls there, I would say the ratio is right.

[–]Aptrgangr 4 points5 points ago

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Look again, there is three.

[–]crazedcanuck 4 points5 points ago

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I count four.

[–]TheHangOfThursday 1 point2 points ago

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Zippity-doo-wop!

[–]mi_amigo 13 points14 points ago

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I was invited for a friend's "birthday party" once. It looked EXACTLY like that. My gf was the only girl and she was soooooo pissed that I dragged her there.

[–]RobertJ93 8 points9 points ago

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This is terrible and depressing at the same time.

[–]mi_amigo 1 point2 points ago

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It was. It really was. No sexy times that night.

[–]PedroDelCaso 7 points8 points ago

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For everyone at the party no doubt.

[–]Navikito 2 points3 points ago

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I threw a "birthday party" like that once. I was the only girl there.

[–]verdatum 4 points5 points ago

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Go on...

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[–]NoseFetish[S] 10 points11 points ago

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[–]NameTak3r 5 points6 points ago

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Apparently being a 20 something in a tshirt and jeans makes you a hipster.

[–]piranhadub 0 points1 point ago

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Na, the hula hoop, frisbee, and "guy in field with guitar" make em hipsters imo

[–]srowland 0 points1 point ago

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I could see MAYBE the hula hoop being an indicator. But a Frisbee and guitar? The term hipster has really lost its meaning.

[–]verdatum 0 points1 point ago

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That's not representative of Reddit meetups, that's just representative of San Diego.

[–]yooder 15 points16 points ago

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More like this

[–]six6xis 4 points5 points ago

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That's nothing. Imagine what they smell like.

[–]Troiseme 3 points4 points ago

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As someone who has been to several reddit meetups, this picture is an absolute falsity. There are never any girls.

[–]DashSatan 3 points4 points ago

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This picture emits exactly how I feel about houses like that. No one has hair shorter than their shoulders, every one is in either pajama clothing or clothes handed down through generations. The carpet smells of stale cat piss. The pictures on the wall are thrift store finds. There are random items strewn over the couch, which is covered in dog hair. And the mom is in the kitchen attempting to cook bagel bites in a room that resembles hoarders. I fear everything about these types of houses.

[–]leftwinglock 24 points25 points ago

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No, that's a 4chan meetup.

[–]Kangaru 16 points17 points ago

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Don't know why this is being downvoted. It actually is a 4chan (/g/, I believe) meetup.

[–]just_defy 2 points3 points ago

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and 50% of what they say is some sort of meme...

[–]Djteejay 5 points6 points ago

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Not enough cats in that picture. There will never be enough cats in a single picture to represent reddit.

[–]ceej93 1 point2 points ago

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WRONG, that one is using a dell

[–]Badger2qrd 1 point2 points ago

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That looks fun as hell. Gainesville anyone?

[–]steppinraz0r 1 point2 points ago

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Nah that's shacknews.com

[–]iamwarrendale 1 point2 points ago

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Here is the r/memphis meet up

[–]margoslaby 1 point2 points ago

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What does a reddit meetup look like anyways??

[–]taeratrin 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the bong?

[–]welike2party 1 point2 points ago

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redditors are wayyyyy better looking....in my mind.

[–]SOLUNAR 1 point2 points ago

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there are no cats, where are the cats!

[–]GamerBum 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if they call eachother by their screen names.

[–]FearTheGinger 1 point2 points ago

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The redhead dude and I have the same hair... FML.

[–]alle0441 2 points3 points ago

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Just as long as you don't also have the same shirt.

[–]starrkill 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I think that guy's hair is good looking?

[–]FearTheGinger 0 points1 point ago

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Well thank you then lol.

[–]starrkill 1 point2 points ago

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You are most welcome. (I am also ginger [female]) :)

[–]FearTheGinger 1 point2 points ago

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Yay ginger love! ;)

[–]NoseFetish[S] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Barkingpanther 0 points1 point ago

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and then they all get naked.

[–]charged4ever 0 points1 point ago

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Close but everyone is on smartphones

[–]STRFCKR 0 points1 point ago

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Not all of them, some guy met with a couple and watched them have sex while he masturbated. True story.

[–]ILOVEthe80sMAN 0 points1 point ago

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So. Much. Hair

[–]missv8nightmare 0 points1 point ago

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For the most part yes. At the Houston meet up there were slot of those, a few girls (including myself), and a mixture of other kinds of people.

[–]stankasarus 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl + f: "cheeseburger" ....smh

[–]kitanne 0 points1 point ago

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Replace all the laptops with phones. Replace all girls but one. Add beer.

[–]Butched 0 points1 point ago

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At least there are girls.

[–]AntiZombieDelta 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no... I have that Hard Rock Cafe shirt...

[–]beccaelainenichols 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, come on now.

We're all much better looking.

[–]Harlie_Shiloh 0 points1 point ago

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Ah the jorts

[–]distinguisheduser 0 points1 point ago

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Lies, those people are way too attractive!

[–]That_Tall_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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Theres no imagining in this. This was an actual meetup, in the OP's living room.

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of god. please, no.

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone let's make a thread where we post a photo of ourselves so we can see how the ration of normal/ awkard redditors is.

[–]murphmurphy 0 points1 point ago

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NNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

[–]MeeHungLo 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single smoking lamp.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Man I bet this is some open source coding party before some big release. Bugs getting squashed, vanilla daiquiri fueled discussions for hashing out features, design challenges being conquered. You can almost hear the red haired guy gloating over the KLOCs he just committed. Those were the times...

[–]DustyFloor 0 points1 point ago

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More greasy hair than a 70's porno.

[–]TheMerchandise 0 points1 point ago

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this is what it looked like for me. that one time.

granted, i was friends with everyone in around me before arriving at griffith.

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, except that girl with the red hair would be a guy.

[–]INFEKTEK 0 points1 point ago

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Hurr, I'm a 4chan!

[–]SquireOfFire 0 points1 point ago

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/r/Lund (Sweden) meetups: one, three, four.

[–]MinecraftHardon 0 points1 point ago

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That fat redhead to the right looks like this pretentious prick I worked with a couple years ago. Everyone knew JF was full of shit..

[–]IDislikeusernames 0 points1 point ago

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I had to look hard at this to make sure I was not in it.... Man do I remember those days.

[–]piranhadub 0 points1 point ago

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Guy on top right has striking resemblance to forever alone guy

[–]AYO_jun 0 points1 point ago

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Check out the hot chick with the beard!

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

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"There's a shortage of chairs."

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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WRONG!! There are FAR to many ethernet cables.

[–]M374llic4 0 points1 point ago

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No, not enough cats present.

[–]trustedsource 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if hamburger or pancake sandwich...

[–]matildax20 -1 points0 points ago

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This is every lounge at every liberal arts college in the country.

[–]WhyYesIamBlonde -1 points0 points ago

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Wow. That looks like my last Star Trek club meeting!

[–]Airazz -2 points-1 points ago

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Not enough Macs.

[–]FuriousBanana 2 points3 points ago

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There are too many Macs. Reddit hates Macs.