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[–]Atroacious 84 points85 points ago

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Goddammit Reddit you guys seriously talk more about Justin Bieber than my 8 year old cousin.

[–]jackflow 13 points14 points ago

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nuh uh! you talk more about him, always once more!

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 8 points9 points ago

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Stamped it! No comebacks!!!

[–]ieattime20 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like you to step over here, here is the exhibit for Law of Large Numbers. Take a seat, this could be a minute.

[–]artard 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is the only place I hear about him, ever. 10 times a day.

[–]AlphaEnder 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Because in my four months here, I think I've heard him referenced on Reddit exactly twice.

[–]BigSlowTarget 32 points33 points ago

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TIL: Someone is training their cat to assassinate Justin Bieber

Someday he will receive a fluffy bundle of death. You bastard.

[–]wallyruss 14 points15 points ago

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Yes, Mr. Mittens, kill.

[–]TED_666 2 points3 points ago

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Where do I send the training donation money?

[–]daderade 1 point2 points ago

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it's a lot easier than training male models

[–]flounder19 118 points119 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY DOESN'T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER. ISN'T HE A MAVERICK?

[–]_Battletoads 67 points68 points ago

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Considering he's a cat, yes.

[–]Randamba 10 points11 points ago

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And he's a really cute cat.

[–]frodokun 6 points7 points ago

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Cat. He's a kitty cat. And he dance dance dance and dance dance dance.

[–]SuperPowers97 6 points7 points ago

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Hating on how people hate things. Why am I not surprised this is the top comment?

[–]flounder19 2 points3 points ago

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Because the world is an angry place

[–]Sinnermario -4 points-3 points ago

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because it is assumed that "funny" has time and limit demanding that what's no longer funny for them ( probably cause they have seen similar JB hating stuff here before ) must also no longer be funny for other people .

[–]RestoreFear 4 points5 points ago

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So rebellious.

[–]imthecoolest123 7 points8 points ago

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Do people have to post something like this on every single thing related to Justin Bieber?

It's just a cat hitting a picture of JB, just shut the fuck up and enjoy it.

[–]De_Lille_D 1 point2 points ago

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Hey look everyone, this guy writes in all caps and big text, his message must be really important.

[–]Thunderkitkat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TrueAmurrican 5 points6 points ago

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That cat is fucking adorable!

[–]Xpectopatronum 20 points21 points ago

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Is hating justin bieber still funny? NO

[–]sashimi_taco 14 points15 points ago

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So I think I've found the proof that reddit has been taken over by 14 year old boys.

[–]Laundry_Hamper 4 points5 points ago

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Those claws are a bit terrifying.

[–]espritsaura 0 points1 point ago

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That's his fur I think, not his claws.

[–]zodiaclawl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Duskmirage 0 points1 point ago

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That cat looks really pissed. The guy in the vid probably harassed it a lot to get it to act like that =/

[–]foleybhoy 0 points1 point ago

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awwww so cute!

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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In the immortal words of Ted Nugent ...

Cat Scratch Bieber!

[–]ohmyemgee 4 points5 points ago

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Who the fuck is upvoting this? We don't need another anti-jb circlejerk.

[–]Kabuki_Harlequin 1 point2 points ago

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Goodkat FTFY

[–]probablynotaperv 3 points4 points ago

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and Slevin Kelevra

If you have not watched this movie, do it now.

[–]bfo311 1 point2 points ago

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What's wrong with that cat's face?

[–]mearnsrea 7 points8 points ago

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I make the same face when I see Bieber. I don't know that anything is wrong with it.

[–]mtaren -1 points0 points ago

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does no one see the toy?

[–]AyaJulia 5 points6 points ago

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I wish I could see a toy, because all I can think otherwise is for a cat to react that violently toward a magazine, he's likely been beaten with it. Not something we should be lulz'ing at.

[–]MaeBeWeird 2 points3 points ago

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I think what mtaren thinks is a toy is the strap of the camera (lower right just at the beginning of the video)

I have to, sadly, agree that likely the cat was beaten with the magazine and that is why he is reacting like that.

[–]CockCuntPussyPenis 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting Bruce Willis from Lucky Number Slevin.

[–]yeptotally 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BunsTown 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like a grouchy Yeti snow cat.

[–]sox5s 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't have annoyingly fervent hatred of Justin Bieber before it was cool.

[–]vstandsforvictory -1 points0 points ago

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It's "Good cat!" not "good Cat".

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Who's the lesbian on the magazine?

[–]Frozensoul1313 -1 points0 points ago

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Pussy hates the Bieber

[–]Good_cat 0 points1 point ago

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What do you want?

[–]alyoshua 1 point2 points ago

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Diabeetus.

[–]Voduar 0 points1 point ago

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Brimley cat caught diabeetus from too much sugary pop music, apparently supplied by Bieber.

[–]liferaft 0 points1 point ago

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You have trained it well. Now train the other 9 and release them on his lawn like we agreed to!

[–]Friendlyvoices 0 points1 point ago

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That's one ugly fucking cat.

[–]quanrito 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA MAKING FUN OF JUSTIN BEIBER IS STILL FUNNY GUYS, AMIRITE?

[–]patsey 0 points1 point ago

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(in the key of stfu) K-k-k-k-k-karma WHORE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Stop giving a shit about Justin Beiber. Fuck.

[–]artard 0 points1 point ago

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So many comments deride this submission... How does it get 760 upvotes?

[–]eyeveethevagionista 0 points1 point ago

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Was going to downvote because of tired Justin Bieber joke, but upvoted instead because cat.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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you know im starting to think JB is the one posting all these damn JB posts so he gets more attention

seriously people wtf

[–]thejoltjoker -1 points0 points ago

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That's not a cat, it's justin bieber...

[–]Gardengnomes -1 points0 points ago

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Ha! The pussy doesn't like him.

[–]espritsaura 1 point2 points ago

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Tagline should have been "Pussy Repellent".

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That is the ugliest cat I have ever seen.

Quack.

[–]Phoenix86 0 points1 point ago

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Even in magazine form he still gets the puss.

[–]Wargall -1 points0 points ago

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INCOMING PRO-BIEBER CIRCLEJERK 'CUZ REDDIT LIKES HATING HOW PEOPLE HATE THINGS

[–]steady_riot 1 point2 points ago

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WHICH IN RETURN SHALL SPAWN AN ANTI-HATE HATERS COALITION. REDDIT IS SO META.

[–]kloober -2 points-1 points ago

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/r/bieber please

[–]kloober 0 points1 point ago

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Huh, apparently there are people (besides OP) who still think Bieber-sucks jokes are funny. I must've walked into the wrong Internet by mistake.

[–]Roscoe_cracks_corn -1 points0 points ago

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I love your cat! Too funny!

[–]Wizzelz 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if this belongs in /r/aww or really hate justin bieber

[–]mmovie921 1 point2 points ago

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Cat probably doesn't care about Justin Bieber. It's the animal on his head that the cat's concerned with.

[–]ntothed -5 points-4 points ago

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Penis envy

[–]aesamattki -1 points0 points ago

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vag envy

[–]Showko -1 points0 points ago

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Why do so many people hate Bieber?