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[–]Dan137exe 10 points11 points ago

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Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie.

[–]econometrician 2 points3 points ago

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Cookies: Conquering Racism since 1989.

[–]rmphys 3 points4 points ago

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Is there any problem Seinfeld can't overcome?

[–]DAVENP0RT 18 points19 points ago

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Shrinkage.

[–]Jellobug 6 points7 points ago

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I WAS IN THE POOL!

[–]goxilo 4 points5 points ago

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What do you mean, like laundry?

[–]jmowens51 2 points3 points ago

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Like a frightened turtle!

[–]MIDItheKID 4 points5 points ago

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Am I the only person that finds black and white cookies to look delicious, but taste horrendous?

I can't even count how many times I've seen one and said "oh man, that looks good, I'm going to get one" - and then I do. I take a bite out of the white side and I'm like "eugh, that's pretty gross, maybe the black side is better" take a bite out of that side to find it is equally as nasty. And then I throw it out.

[–]feorag 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, they always decieve me. I go in expecting cookie bliss, and I'm not sure what they're giving me instead. It's not good whatever it is.

[–]sharkdude95 0 points1 point ago

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"And one black and white cookie for me. Peace."

[–]MasterCronus 0 points1 point ago

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They also are a big boon for Pepto-Bismal.

[–]anti-inverse 1 point2 points ago

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These are what I eat on MLK Jr's Birthday.

[–]torah_sam[S] 1 point2 points ago

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thank you for doing your part. You are a real mensch.

[–]lactik 0 points1 point ago

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You can't stop it.

[–]Omegarc 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thedemonkilla 0 points1 point ago

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Holy hell that is a high-quality gif

[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

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Were you watching unwrapped by any chance?

[–]shott85[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Elaine has to settle for the cinnamon babka.

[–]justdontworryaboutit -3 points-2 points ago

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a common platform. In many ways this is true, usually some catastrophic event brings people together better than speeches and rallies. Unfortunately that event entails wars or massive loss of lives : (

[–]Iable-A 3 points4 points ago

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Like when the cookie monster went nuts and sieged the kiebler elf tree?