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[–]mynameistrain 14 points15 points ago

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Protect yourself from Trojans. Wear a Trojan.

I'll show myself out.

[–]NoojNoj 6 points7 points ago

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I've always found it rather odd that Trojan is "The most trusted condom brand", yet they are named after something associated with deciet and betrayal.

[–]fentonfenton 5 points6 points ago

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I'd double bag it.

[–]JonnehxD 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry so much. 4chan, specifically /b/, isn't nearly as bad as it was a few years ago.

Most posts these days are either porn or people gawking at their post numbers.

/b/ is really a lot like Reddit now, just less organized.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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So where did they all go?

[–]JonnehxD 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fulltiltsmoker 0 points1 point ago

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Well those things have been the biggest part of /b/ since it began I believe. More than anything lately I see them playing risk-the 4chan version...

[–]kikenazz 2 points3 points ago

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oh no.. I need to get tested.

[–]PartTimeBadman 2 points3 points ago

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Tel line

[–]niviukzion 0 points1 point ago

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[–]goudabob 1 point2 points ago

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This image needs to be updated. Nobody uses phone line modems anymore...

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

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You still use dial-up?

[–]mihkeltt 0 points1 point ago

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That laptop has a direct line to USA

[–]OrangeSimply 0 points1 point ago

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Still using a phone line, nice!

[–]Thehitman13 0 points1 point ago

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RJ 11 plug. Still rocking dial up!

[–]Elwood_Blues_ 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, with constant DDOS attacks, it does run like dial-up.

[–]ChevyBMX 0 points1 point ago

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So is it not a gif?

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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You still use an ethernet cable?

[–]yourebreakinmyballs 1 point2 points ago

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reddit is 4chan with a condom..

[–]hakkzpets 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha not funny.

[–]420Warrior 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't how the internet works. The condom will prevent transmission of ALL bits of data, not just the dirty ones.

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

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Dial up? WTF!

[–]revrend_ 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch I got WiFi

Also this image is hella old, 4chan old

[–]mikesername 0 points1 point ago

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there's something wrong with that ethernet cable

[–]EONS 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta be an "asian fit" condom. That thing looks tiny.

[–]wotererio 0 points1 point ago

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Use a condom to protect you from getting called?

[–]godofwar7018 0 points1 point ago

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...fk put a nsfw tag on it man...my mom just walked in and shes like wtf you looking at?

[–]scargo2121 -1 points0 points ago

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What's a 4chan?

[–]Richard_Louis 1 point2 points ago

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Its a sony

[–]astub15 1 point2 points ago

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Why is it necessary to use dial-up? That will just draw out the pain.

[–]Captain_Nachos -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking hell man, It's not that bad. Besides, when you say 4chan, you mean a certain board, not the whole site. Boards like /v/ or /mu/ aren't that bad.