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[–]Fiercekiller 227 points228 points ago

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This.Title.Is.Annoying.Like.The.Facebook.Girl.Meme.

[–]panky117 68 points69 points ago

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Reminds.Me.Of.This

[–]RestoreFear 13 points14 points ago

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I will never be able to read these the same way again.

It actually makes it funnier.

[–]Nasir742 13 points14 points ago

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It.reminds.me.of.newbie.coders()

[–]Arrkangel 4 points5 points ago

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THE FUNCTION NEEDS A CALL! WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER!

[–]Nasir742 0 points1 point ago

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It.reminds.me.of.newbie.coders(" hello world! ")

Fixed? ^

[–]do_all_the_awesome 6 points7 points ago

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;

[–]FlowersofGood 0 points1 point ago

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OH, THE SEMICOLON!!! DAMN YOU SEMICOLON!!!

[–]annirun 0 points1 point ago

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but if I don't do that then how will I sort through all my public static fields D:

[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

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Why new coders? Shouldn't it remind of Java in general.getInstance()?

[–]Osthato -1 points0 points ago

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You mean str.substring(0,BankAccount.getID.length())?

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[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

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cant tell if impersonating facebook girl... or just stupid.

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[–]pinkswansays 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Ever fought your daughter's boyfriend Punjabi style?

[–]gueriLLaPunK 4 points5 points ago

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I guess redditors don't remember that submission.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I would be curious to see statistics on how long the average active redditor has been on reddit.

[–]Konstantin12 6 points7 points ago

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All i could think about was the tunak tunak video

[–]copulat0r 1 point2 points ago

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Dahler Mendi is the man!

[–]diabl020 26 points27 points ago

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Balle balle my friend.. Balle Balle.

We should find this guy! AMA!

[–]Harman_M 7 points8 points ago

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He is a hard bhen chod to get a hold of.

[–]_whiplash_ 0 points1 point ago

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I make costumes for Elvis impersonators for a living, and I wanted to find this guy to make him one!

[–]AcuteMasturbator 30 points31 points ago

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Periods.After.Each.Word.Makes.Your.Opinion.More.Valid.

Also.Capitalizing.Each.Word.

[–]BallsX 15 points16 points ago

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With the period there,you have no choice but to capitalize it.

[–]kikenazz 5 points6 points ago

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.He wasn't lying.

[–]smash790 0 points1 point ago

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You.Are.So.Butthurt...

[–]swagen 64 points65 points ago

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No. Just stop for God's sake. You are the epitome of everything wrong with Reddit. You use the same fucking generic title linking to a picture that has been posted here countless times. Christ man, it's like this place is full of children.

[–]WarPhalange 10 points11 points ago

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People who go on reddit for some reason think this is a gathering of their friends or some shit, where they sit around watching TV and smoking weed and one of them goes "Hey, remember that time when..."

That's not really the point of reddit.

[–]Vainglory 41 points42 points ago

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reddit has a point?

[–]Socky_McPuppet 18 points19 points ago

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Reddit's point is to increase shareholder value.

[–]MothaFcknZargon 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, to accumulate internet points and browse cat pictures.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Yes it fucking does. It's meant to be the front page of the internet. That means you're not posting shit that the rest of the internet has seen a million times. Reddit started as a good project, but the community inevitably became those who are too lazy to actually be apart of the internet culture, so they just take the easy way out and browse Reddit, where the internet is put on a giant pedestal, screaming at the top of its lungs.

[–]WarPhalange 2 points3 points ago

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That's exactly it. People just can't deal with the truth, which is funny because it means their lives must be otherwise meaningless. This isn't something to get pissed off over.

[–]mand71 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, you say that, but as well as posting stuff we've seen a million times, the comments are all the fuckin' same... I mean, on a new post, I check out the comments for interesting viewpoints, and it's often comments on the latest 'hot' topic ie. who has done a shite AMA, or comments from people who should be on r/gonewild or whatever.... aaaaarrrgghh!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sort by controversial. You won't be disappointed.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Yes you will. Reddit ALWAYS finds a way to disappoint.

[–]Afterburned 4 points5 points ago

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It is the point of Reddit for them. Reddit doesn't have one point.

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, the same way the point of staircases for some people is to piss in them and do drugs. But that's not the "point" intended.

Reddit's motto is "Front Page of the Internet". As a link aggregator, the point is for people to post links to what is happening elsewhere, i.e. you go on Reddit to find out what the hell is going on around the web and even IRL. It was never intended to make news, but that's what it's slowly deforming into.

[–]Afterburned 0 points1 point ago

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If the founder didn't want Reddit to develop this way they wouldn't have built it as such a community run platform.

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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Nope. It's very hard to force people to do what you want them to. The entire point was to let people bring the links and discuss them. This turned into people treating this place as a community room they hang out in and reminisce about the old days with submissions like "I know this is old, but it makes me laugh every time!"

It would be very hard to create a system that gets rid of these posts that also isn't basically ruling with an iron fist. Leeway is always a good thing, and there's no way we'd have moderators on here 24/7 moderating for "good content", especially since censorship is a real issue on the web these days.

The idea is that you get a flood of information and people pick out what's important and what isn't. The problem with that is that people decide pure entertainment should be ranked higher than something with substance. So even though this place really hates Jersey Shore, Twilight, Bieber, and that sort of mindless garbage, it's turning into something similar.

[–]Afterburned 1 point2 points ago

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Except there are several hundred different sub-reddits, all of which cater to different people. This is r/funny, what the fuck do you expect to be here? Go to depthhub or askscience is you want discussion.

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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Like it or not, Reddit is what's default on the front page. Most people don't know you can even change what's on the front page because they don't register. Hell, of the ones that do register, I'd wager most don't know about subscribing.

It's like telling me that a shitty Honda Civic is just as good as a Ferrari because I can switch the parts out for Ferrari parts.

[–]superhammergeil 3 points4 points ago

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God forbid that people, having not seen every silly meme on the net, join Reddit after you. "so last year" is relative...

[–]sixtyninenicely 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah I second that. This is the first time I've ever seen this and I think it's fuckin funny. Suck it up and ignore the post if you've seen it before. Is it that hard?? My goodness

[–]MidEastBeast777 -2 points-1 points ago

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u mad bro?

[–]makesthings_awkward -3 points-2 points ago

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But.. but... reposts are best posts!

[–]jphw 2 points3 points ago

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Indian Elvis?

[–]Mighty_Ack 2 points3 points ago

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Yes

[–]MrOrsom 6 points7 points ago

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I really enjoyed this... the first four times it was posted.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 11 points12 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was this guy.

[–]maidaid 1 point2 points ago

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This ludicrous post just comes down to cultural differences. Let it be.

[–]baljot187 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like my dad in the 70s

[–]snarik 1 point2 points ago

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As an injin man, I definitely enjoyed making this my profile picture for a few months.

[–]SlasherPunk 6 points7 points ago

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This is really not that funny.

[–]bigbendawg03 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ofcourseimright 5 points6 points ago

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It's impossible not to read this with an Indian accent.

[–]ordinaryrendition 4 points5 points ago

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Actually, I read it in an English accent.

[–]OrangeLanternCorps 1 point2 points ago

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Title sounds like something I'd read on My Life is Average.

[–]DetectiveDonBrodka 1 point2 points ago

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Sikh M Punk

[–]nobgobbler 0 points1 point ago

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Peter singh.... he is my new hero.

[–]bonoes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hazard7645 0 points1 point ago

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tell me why he looks like the dos equis guy with a turban

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Give the guy a Darwin award...

[–]MayorEmanuel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Shits_On_Everything 0 points1 point ago

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There's no fucking way his name is Peter.

[–]FoxifiedNutjob 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah kids, go drink alcohol instead.

Its your only choice

signed,

The Drug Warriors

[–]HeWasProbablySmoking 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Every time this gets posted it somehow makes it to the front page.

[–]Krillin 0 points1 point ago

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He's not much of a challenge if you block until he's dizzy following his magic punch.

[–]LyricalMonkey -1 points0 points ago

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Here's his myspace page

[–]barwix[!] -2 points-1 points ago

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If this doesn't make the front page I'll eat my turban.

[–]mocotazo 6 points7 points ago

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It made the front page several times already.

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

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SWORD FIGHT!

[–]kulmeetster -1 points0 points ago

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Then do an AMA.

[–]Reddit___Police 0 points1 point ago

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I love how this gets posted twice every week and still it gets hundreds of upvotes. Every.Fucking.Time.

[–]ChloStick -1 points0 points ago

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ThisIsMyPlane is a terrorist! You have to stop him, Reddit___Police!

[–]Random-Miser 0 points1 point ago

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The Turban is his penis...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's nice for that guy that he's so naturally happy.

For the rest of us miserable mother fuckers, we want our dope and booze.

Quack.

[–]mmmhdonuts -3 points-2 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck this guy and fuck his turban. I'll be over here, smoking dope and drinking bourbon. We'll see who the ladies choose.

[–]psychitup40 -2 points-1 points ago

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anyone else read this as a rap?

[–]ferdinandceline -2 points-1 points ago

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Singh, mudafuqa, Singh

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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oh phen chod

[–]kevdeath666 -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing wrong with that.

[–]asusean -1 points0 points ago

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Mom??

[–]Crazyblazy395 -1 points0 points ago

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how is this shit front page? I have seen this on the front page at least 10 times in the past year. Please dont repost

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Sheik MyTurban?

[–]UM4DBRO -1 points0 points ago

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Surely this turban thing won't curry on much longer.