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What do Puffins do every day? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Wyzegy 32 points33 points ago

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Party Flock Anthem

[–]Yereno 14 points15 points ago

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The collective noun for puffins is Raft, not flock.

[–]Wyzegy 9 points10 points ago

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Well shit...

[–]DaBigCheese 1 point2 points ago

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You, my friend, just got served

[–]Tickle-Monster 0 points1 point ago

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i like you better

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

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Oh come on Reddit, if someone makes a joke like this, it's not about Party Flock, it's about Flocky Ross. PUFFILIN PUFFILIN PUFFA-PUFFILIN PUFFILIN

Now it's gangsta.

[–]lady-danger 25 points26 points ago

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upvote because i really love puffins....

[–]subvelocity 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. I keep wanting my wife to get chummy with the biologist in the puffin exhibit where she works so I can meet one.

[–]robertbieber 4 points5 points ago

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If you ever get the chance, go to Newfoundland. In particular, right where I have these guys geotagged. There's a big cliff (nice and grassy on top) you can walk out onto, and beyond it there's a giant rock in the ocean that hundreds (thousands?) of puffins live on. Every now and then, some of them will fly over to the human side of the cliff to hang out.

I was there probably an hour photographing them, at first they're leery of you, but the longer you're there the more confident they get. Eventually I had puffins coming so close to me I couldn't even get them in focus with my telephotos. You could also buy fish to feed them at a stand down by the road, which would presumably get them to like you a lot faster.

[–]anotherwhitekid 0 points1 point ago

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Hey I think I saw that on T.V.! It's really such a beautiful place. Andrew Zimmern caught 20 puffins with a net and devoured them.

*Edit: that was Iceland

[–]PuffinPastry -1 points0 points ago

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Who doesn't?

[–]AlisonCreates 0 points1 point ago

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You don't get karma for self-posts, you stupid fuck. Learn the fuck to spell.

[–]statutory_cape 12 points13 points ago

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NO.

[–]username02 7 points8 points ago

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I really wish this was a .gif

[–]specialk16 1 point2 points ago

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What exactly is the meaning of hustling? When I was in NYC in my brother's place, I went almost nightly to this store, and the guy in the cashier would always say something like "you hustler, taking small things every day", although I have no idea if he was even talking to me.

I assume he thought I was shop lifting... OR... I don't know if I'm supposed to tip the retail people.

[–]kylegetsspam 0 points1 point ago

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Well, the song is about shuffling, not hustling, so it's not surprising you're confused.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Shuffle

[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

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well now I'm even more confused....

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[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking of this. Where he says "every day I'm hustling".

[–]onlyrockt21 6 points7 points ago

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I can feel its cuteness slowly sucking away at my manliness.

[–]hurdur1 -3 points-2 points ago

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I got hard from your sentence.

[–]djskein 1 point2 points ago

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Puffllins gonna puffle.

[–]eisinger2 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking. Hate. That song.

[–]_newtothis 0 points1 point ago

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you could make a great /r/trees post out of this...

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

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Check out this video. Puffins @ 3:37

http://youtu.be/3aAtFrWft2k

[–]GrooGrux 0 points1 point ago

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Great!

[–]EltaninAntenna 0 points1 point ago

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Racial puffilin'?

[–]alwilliams 0 points1 point ago

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As a resident of Atlantic Canada, I approve of this message.

[–]greenbeen1 0 points1 point ago

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One day original content will return I'm sure

[–]Pasteque 0 points1 point ago

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I'm having a rough day and this made me smile, thank you.

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks OP for stealing my art.

[–]unbibium 0 points1 point ago

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Please post a link to support your claim.

[–]justanothercommenter -3 points-2 points ago

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Original link to my original submission of this meme on 12 Dec 2010, which I own the copyright to.

This is the fourth time it's been reposted by scumbags.

[–]TransAm 1 point2 points ago

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You own the copyright? You sure?

[–]Waff1es -1 points0 points ago

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you put it on the internet? What did you expect?

[–]tofuDragon 0 points1 point ago

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This will benefit from a large amount of drunken upvotes. Including mine.

[–]JohnTheFawn -5 points-4 points ago

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And my upvote

[–]temmink 0 points1 point ago

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Puffins have to make up for their cuteness with mad swagger.

[–]maxattaxam 0 points1 point ago

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Is this set to the tune of Hustlin by Rick Ross?

[–]austinsarles 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate, flightless birds will perambulate

[–]kecou 0 points1 point ago

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I have up-voted this because, without actually looking at it i could read it, and it made me laugh so hard vodka came out my nose. And BTW that hurts alot.

[–]Velitatio 0 points1 point ago

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I love puffins. There are millions of them in the little islands near where I live. They are cute to the max. I also love how awkward they are when walking and landing. Like they are kind of spastic.

[–]03801 -2 points-1 points ago

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Puffins gonna puff

[–]RevWaldo 2 points3 points ago

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citref!

[–]Stubbedtoe18 -2 points-1 points ago

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As much as I like puffins, this is fucking stupid...

[–]Elanthius 1 point2 points ago

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Incorrect.

[–]GingerHeadMan -3 points-2 points ago

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Okay, you win. Take my upvote.

[–]agnostic_thespian -2 points-1 points ago

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Bitch, please!

[–]jrcabby -2 points-1 points ago

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This seems like puffery to me...

[–]Al-a-Gorey -2 points-1 points ago

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"We need nourishment! Tauros meat or something! All you ever feed us are Puffins!"

[–]Lulzie -1 points0 points ago

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Erryday I'm snugglin'

[–]I_ruin_nice_things -1 points0 points ago

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"Everyone together, fuck the puffins!"

[–]JohnTheFawn -4 points-3 points ago

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I've never lol'd so hard

[–]RedAnthony -3 points-2 points ago

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I'll take one pullover hoodie size medium please

[–]upalela -2 points-1 points ago

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They is pufflin and then Jeremy Clarkson eats them... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-09WHp4fGU

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